#ahkj tier list

[jtheplante]

~ AHKJ men ranked by fruitiness ~

This doesn't concern whether they have straight attractions/are bi, this is solely focusing on their level of gay attractions

OK so let me explain some of my placements (this is all a mix of canon and headcanon)

(EXPLICITLY GAY) Pandy is basically canon, Rob x Julien was likely a thing in the past. Horst earns his spot for ONE line - "He had me at *sips* BOOTY!" so he likes Julien ass

(SOME LEVEL OF GAY) "Uncle" falls in love with a woman because she's masculine. SMort & Morticus by association, they ARE Mort, so they share the same foot fetish for Julien, even if they've "overcome" it. Hans & Sage both have relationships (x Mort and x Manhawk, respectively) that debatably could just be friendships. Bruce likes woman with facial hair, that's something

(MAYBE GAY) Abner seems to have feelings for "Banana Guy Mike"

(STRAIGHT) Butterfish is straight & married, but frankly probably wouldn't mind anything that went on with his body. The dolphins & Koto are straight, but wouldn't be against giving other things a try. Timo's just desperate for female love. Barty's just a straight, married guy minding his own business. On the other hand, Grandpa Mort's an unspoken homophobe. Snake was litcherally manifested by Ted's DID to be the straightest man possible

(ACE) I think Maurice is a clean man (he doesn't make ONE innuendo the entire show), but he might just be keeping his sex life with Julien private. Fred & especially Willy are too innocent for this. As for Hector, I think part of the reason he hates life is because he never got it on, and (probably) never had kids

[jtheplante]

All Hail King Julien character ranking