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𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 ! — ln04

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! — lando norris x fem!reader

𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 ! — in which lando and y/n surprise the internet with a baby girl.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ! — misspelling in the twitter threads.

𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 ! — ik this is short but i physically don't have the motivation to write or make smau's rn!

𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓 ! — smau

pt 1

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lilymhe congrats!!! cant wait to see the baby 💕

↳ thank you<3 🩷🩷

danielricciardo can i be the godfather please?

↳ @/landonorris what do you think?

landonorris no.

danielricciardo @/landonorris fuck u

yourbestfriend can i be the godmother??

↳ of course 🥰

danielricciardo @/yourusername so were picking favorites?

↳ @/danielricciardo yes daniel we are!

user1 omg ynfanaticperiod was right all this time 😭

↳ they fs were i was terrified how they guessed that !!

user2 their gonna be the best parents 🥹

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yourusername welcome to the world sophia rènee norris <3

lilymhe AHHHH I LOVE HERR 😭🫶🏼🫶🏼

↳ I THINK WE ALL DO

oscar_piastri so whos the godfather?

↳ um…

landonorris i dont trust you guys

danielricciardo im actually good w kids so dont even…

carlossainz55 the best uncle on the grid coming through!

↳ uncle carlito 😭

charlesleclerc im going to be her fav uncle

↳ mhm...

charlesleclerc what...?

user1 shes so cute!

↳ thank you<3

yourbestfriend excuse me, excuse me, best godmother entering!

↳ 😘💋

[ellana-lavellan-rp]

. INTO OBLIVION ,

(( plotted thread with @dreadwxlf; ellana steals the red lyrium idol and solas's agents capture her. ))

 i have burned the cliffs of Damascus, i have drunk deep of it. my heart is my leg and a black line etched on the paper all along this boat without a bottom. you are all the world like a nest to me, in which eggs unbroken form like fossils, come together, shatter and send small black flowers to the very air. from this infection, hope. from this island, flight. from this grief, love.  come back.

It takes longer than Ellana expects - spies, and months of Leliana's plots beyond plots, all with hardened eyes (and perhaps too much blood spilled) - but she does it. The idol is hers, taken from under her vhenan's nose (and it feels like triumph; he can't finish his plan, not now). She makes sure she gives it to Fenris to hold, her dear partner for the last couple of years (they’re about to part ways from hunting slavers with bittersweet sorrow, and it's unlikely she will see him again in this lifetime). She hopes the idol is destroyed promptly; she would do it herself but she has to make sure that it won't accidentally make things worse.  She’s dealt with enough messes to last a lifetime. Fenris is set to deliver the idol to Leliana for study, while her vhenan is currently out there believing that it's still within her possession. And isn't it something that the thought of him still leaves her breathless? She loves him still, even though his plan in its entirety is monstrous. A world without her dearest friends is a world she wants no part of, and she'll fight him until the end if it's necessary.

why cling so hard to the rock? because it is the only thing that stops us from sliding into the ocean.

into oblivion.

Eventually Fen’harel’s agents catch up to her, eager to fix their mistake. Ellana smirks, bids Fenris farewell (buying him time to get out of harm’s way, though he protests) - truly outnumbered - and takes out her spirit blade. “Lost something?” She jeers at the group, letting her winter magic spread across the ground, freezing most of them into place. “You’ll have to come get it, if you want it.”  She has no mercy for the elves that follow her vhenan; some of them young, some of them misguided, but they fall to her blade all the same. She’s taken a dragon by herself, these elves are nothing: but there are too many of them, and she is just one, no matter how accomplished she is with her magic. One sneaks from behind, a blow to her head, and -

black.

-x-

When she wakes, she is in a sparse cell, her weapons and possessions taken from her - even her obsidian arm gone. She squints, a copper taste in her mouth, an overwhelming pounding in her head and nose. Her nose is broken, she concludes as she takes in the sight of the meager dungeon cell, and there’s an wound at her temple, dried blood down the side of her face. She winces as she tries to sit up, and then collapses back down, her legs asleep, a twinge in her ribs, and her one good arm chained to the ceiling.  She hears footsteps approach - light and familiar - and she looks up into the violet eyes of her one and only love. “Hello, vhenan,” she says, mouth dry and cracked, her voice coming out hoarse, “I must say, your hospitality is quite lacking.”  She closes her eyes, almost involuntarily, against the pounding of her head, and rests the back of it against the stone wall, “Not even a glass of water, how shameful.”

[redxblueihateloveyou]

Hey i really love your blog!!! I just plucked the courage to actually send u an ask fhdjhd but GOSH i love your video edits and your gifs and your meta article posts, you're so articulate and you can explain/describe moments in a way that makes me go "oh wow, i cant believe i haven't seen it that way before!!" Haha ANYWAYS i'm just here to say that i completely agree with what all u said, Free creators might do a lil fanservice here and there for the 25 ships that exists within the fandom's circle, but rinharu's storyline is clearly the most romantic one! And i'd argue it's the one closest to being canon esp after part 1, i mean the fact that they put such an explosive emotional outburst right at the end of the second to the last movie means a lot. It's like reinforcing the fact that this series has always been about them, and everything that has happened only happened either because they met or they grew appart and miss eachother. I kinda feel like maybe.. juust maayyybe there's a chance KA wants to make the ship canon, since it's the last movie and they want to end it on a highnote maybe (bcs honestly i think the only reason they've been holding back is purely bcs of the merch sales, since they don't have a problem showing a wholesome lesbian love story in kobayashi maid dragon) butt i could be wrong, maybe i'm just overly optimistic and delusional, they could somehow ruin it and give an ending that panders to all the ships again 😅🥲, but at least there's a clear-cut guarantee that part 2 would dedicate a large portion of it fixing rin and haru's fight!!! Oohh how can i wait another 6 months now!!😭😭 (sorry for the long ask btw!! 🙏🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️)

OMG thank you so so much!! For watching my vids too! ❤️❤️❤️ It really means a lot to me! Ahhhh wow, thats the longest ask I've ever recieved! 😍 I'm trying to explain myself so hard lol I'm glad its appreciated, bc sometimes I'm like "I don't fucking know how to say this" xD

Well, you know me, I only care for one ship, which is the only one with confirmed info that they're both actually gay and have mutual feelings for each other. There are some other ships in free! I'm fine with (those do not include Rin or Haru in them xD), but I just mostly don't care, bc after reading all the stuff, you can see that in some of those to one the other one is actually like his second option, which I just do not like. Others I just don't even see, bc again to me who witnessed great close male friendships and having two sisters who I'm very close to, I just do not see anything romantic in that.

It's not just Free! tbh, it's like any sports anime these days. They see two guys walking together, it's a ship. And like no one cares if they're just bros. Like I'd get i they did some fanservice fanservice, but like I never saw anyone in Free! crossing the line the way rinharu do. I can without thinking much name you 10 rh moments that no matter how hard you think can't be explain as being bros, but can't name one when it comes to others. I just find some ppl shipping everyone with everyone weird sometimes. It's like western fans see like some eastern actors or singers slap each other ass lovingly and they're like "oh they're fucking" I'm like "yeah, ofc all 500 of them, you're absolutely right". And Free! doesn't do anything even like that, I just do not get sometimes like what moment even brought on some ships. I'm genuinely confused. Albert and Haru? You fucking fell from a sakura tree or smth? I'm...

I'm especially confused when it comes to guys, whose character type is who I call "I only want this one and if I can't have it, then I'm ok" xD. It just always surprised me, when they try to pair up them with someone else, it's like a complete ooc.

I'm also not into this whole "well, if there are gays in this anime, than everyone there is gay". I'm like... huh. It's like with KNB and MDZS I had same feeling. It's like you have already couples there who are canon/borderline canon, why do you need another 10 who don't even interact or just don't even go there? I'm always so confused in those situations. Or like wangxian is married and some are like "no, I actually don't like it, let me write a fic when they're with other ppl". Lan Zhan... being in love or having sex with someone else? Yeah, that's not Lan Zhan, dude, you're writing about someone else. Might as well change the name at this point.

But last time I went to twitter someone had a thread about how if they make s4 of Free! they should mainly explore there Momo's angst (and no, it wasn't a joke), so I'm already like, I'm just.. nothing will surprise me no more. But I'm forever gonna be confused.

Yeah, I eel you about "going there". I mean seeing part of it, it just kinda cemented my confusion, bc I do not get how it can be considered platonic. We were just discussing since yesterday with @freeseafirefly how I now even more perplexed and do not understand how they will resolve it without going into relationship territory. It's just our point here is that like... no one forced them to go there (I mean its not like this whole fandom has some wild expectations or anything already), we were waiting or our usual friendship and swimming and maybe tiny conflict about struggles of pro-careers and some usual rh implications (maybe all the rh gay in dramas as always). Not some pure fanfiction coming to life here haha.

Like why I'm laughing is bc I twice used in my "fics" bringing up him leaving Haru as a force to push the confession, bc there's no way if he adresses this it won't lead to this. And now we not only have this (bc Haru just basically layed it out there), but an actual scene of him playing on their feelings for each other and a literal image of Rin leaving and "taking Haru's heart with him" to the point when he's for the first time in his life openly crying on the ground. And it's not like this scene can be interpreted as anything else, the whole fandom talks same, bc the whole fight was just about them, what Haru said was just about them, there's a literal boom of his heart getting out of his chest, before he falls and now he's heartless.

So our question is like... why go there?

It's like some say that they might still resolve it with "they're special to each other" and swimming, but still like we already knew that, there was no reason to go that far is what I'm saying. And to think that it was planned since forever giving the clues is like... ???

The whole spoon theme also throw me on the loop because like, lets be honest, it's wedding themed. And that part of the interview about part 2 there also made me go...?????? Because I mean, huh?

This is just all in all very interesting turn of events to say the least. I do not see the point of all of this if its not what I think it is, esp after seeing tweets like "even I see a rh wedding and I'm mh T_T". It's just all very unsubtle, that's why we're confused.

Like who knows, maybe we'll really by some magic turn of events get lucky and they really decided that since its the ending, it's okay to go for it. But I also don't wanna to hype myself much, I'm already really happy with it, just bc again, this scene already proves all of my points.

And yeah, I'm sure they'll pander to everyone, bc it's the end and etc and we have to handle everything on the good note and there's a whole line of ppl who's obsessed with us, esp with Haru xD, but like bromance pandering and romance pandering are different things, you know *wiggles eyebrows* and u know who always gets the second one.

[belle-keys]

thread of me screaming into the void while reading The Burning God by R.F. Kuang (conclusion to The Poppy War)

WHY IS THE GENOCIDE COMING TO RIN SO EASILY LIKE MOM I'M SCARED AND YOU'RE TORCHING HOES LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER HELP

YALL RIN IS BATSHIT CRAZY AT THIS POINT

I love Venka :(:(:(:(:(

okay but Daji I absolutely agree that Kitay and Rin should sleep together so-

nezha is back… and he’s evil and hot… but all I can think is how the villagers were celebrating and dancing and thinking they were liberated before Rin’s homeplace got immediately bombed… again...

“Because you’re pathetic. You need to be someone’s dog. You need someone’s boots to lick.” AHHHH ALTAN

are we GOING to talk about the incredibly erotic and angsty polyamorous relationship Daji, Jiang and Riga clearly have because there is so much material here-

WAIT PLEASE THIS IS THE BEST THING

SAME THO

ngl the cannibalism shocked me and I didn’t think there was anything left to shock me anymore so-

i need a Riga x Jiang x Daji fic before shit hits the fan btw

i��m gonna make a guess that Hanelai is Rin’s mother because that makes sense and by extension I'm like 80% sure that Jiang is her father

“The great empires of the waking world were driven so mad by what they had forgotten that they decided to slaughter the only people who could still dream.” I’m crying

yin riga is a dilf isn’t he

okay wait he’s also an abusive manipulative bastard (but if this were a Pen Doug novel I would be reacting to him quite differently)

*snorts a line of xans* THIS ONE��S FOR YOU RIN

I’m not even kidding like the moral of the story is that we should absolutely do drugs

THEIR POWERS THE NEW SHAMANS HAVE SUCH BEAUTIFUL AND BADASS POWERS LIKE THEY’RE REALLY BUILDING A NEW CIKE OMG THE HAIRS ON MY ARMS RAISED THIS IS SO TERRIFYING BUT BEAUTIFUL AHHHHHHHHHH

LIKE MY MANS CALLED THE FRICKING TORTOISE MANNNN

“You were always such a fucking coward.”

okay so I’m guessing he’s not her father then… RIP Trifecta, I will honor your memory with smutty headcanons

I LOVE KITAY SO MUCH HE MAKES ME WANNA SOB LIKE HE IS???? PERFECT%)@()()!

“He’ll be fine, she thought. Break a few more cities, and it’ll feel routine.”

my girl is not okay like she really isn’t but that’s the whole point and yet it makes me so sad

The Poppy War is like if the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan was a book trilogy

“Overnight, she had become as close to a god as a mortal could be.

I’ve reached behind the canvas, she thought. And now I hold the brush”

Bitch I’m terrified

“I am the end and the beginning. The world is a painting and I hold the brush. I am a god.”

IM SO SCARED RN

VENKA

VENKA

VENKA NOOOOO

WHAT THE HELL

WHAT THE WHSJSOALSJSJ

I CANT. BSGSGAHAJAJJA

DUDE DNISOSSOAOOOAOAOWSRING VENKAAAAAAAAAAAA

SRING VENKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHANHAHHHHHHH

we’ve reached the “horrific famine” part of Chinese 20th Century history and I am so spent (ALSO IS THIS AN ALLUSION TO MAO?????)

“How else did you stoke the masses, except through fear?”

Rin baby…

Yall… Rin is a goner… she’s… no. Rin. No.

This is the last straw. Kitay is the last straw.

“Take what you want, it said. I’ll hate you for it. But I’ll love you forever. I can’t help but love you.

Ruin me, ruin us, and I’ll let you.”

IM LITERALLY SHAKING IM AHAKIJGNGSG IM SHAKIFNG

She made the ultimate sacrifice in the end. I can’t move.

“He didn’t know how he’d weather what came next, but he had to try.

He owed it to her to try.

Nezha lowered Rin’s body to the ground, stood up, squared his shoulders, and awaited the coming of the fleet.”

Nobody talk to me. I haven’t felt such strong feelings in years about a fantasy book. This was… amazing doesn’t cut it.

Frick.

I’ll never recover from this.

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i LOVE zach. with all my heart. they have an incredible georgie and our au verse is literally the cutest thing i love it so much. zach is literally just so sweet and kind and happy and adorable and i just get really happy when i see them on my dash like ahhhh i love zach with all my might okay

@noasthma / @scarelosers / @dcntopen 

ASH OMG i love ash sm. literally amazing in every blog that i follow i mean i can not tell you how amazed i am by how talented and great they are. plus they are so sweet and kind and funny and i just love all the work and effort they put into everything just so much admiration and love

@s-stutters / @heyhaystack 

EIME bro you don’t even know how much i love eime i don’t know how she puts up with me and my weird antics but i love her sm and i love randomly snapchatting her about IT things ( or the cute guy in my class i’ve done both before ) and just talking about stuff on discord or in the group chat i just really love talking to eime about everything okay

@frespirited /  @blsscms

JENNA okay so i love jenna ? i love all the work she puts into abby and i love her cheryl and i in all just love her writing ??? its so pretty and amazing and i love out girls and their friendship bc its the cutest thing and we haven’t talked much outside of just rp but anyone who condones me to buy cake at 1 am is good in my book.

@tinycomedian

okay so i adore tara with my entire being. they write an amazing richie and i love answering our thread together. literally one of the sweetest people i have ever met in my life and i would protect until i die just so amazing

@furaised 

where the heck do i start with monnie. literally has been with me since day one back on tumblr rp after my hiatus during senior year, and has been so supportive and kind to me. monnie takes like no shit but is also super sweet and funny and kind and amazing. i literally adore her carlos with my entire being, and i apologize for not being on mal more but i still love you and carlos and moana and just all of your characters bc you are so talented and beautiful and just mmmmm i love you ????

@gazebceffect / @clawedhart

UM SO WHAT ABOUT FRANK WELL i love frank so much. literally the best person ever. i love bouncing idea off each other about our girls and talking to you has just become so easy and fun ?? i love it when their online and i can screaming about our children together. i love it so much. and not only is frank extremely talented in writing, but like ??? just an overall beautiful person ? i love being able to call them my friend okay i love frank sm.

@hauntsboy

ANNIE literally an amazing will. i love annie with so much of my being like wow. they are so brilliant at writing will and i love just seeing them on my dash. talking to them is so fun to do and it makes me so happy to talk to them. gushing about will & eleven is just the best thing to do at midnight and i just i love it so much i love annie and i would like to wish them happiness today bc they are amazing.

@notrealenoughfor / @distraughtdenbrough

SO GEOFF HMMM i love. literally will & eleven’s friendship hit me out of no where and i love it so much. they are so cute and adorable and i cant wait for it to grow but also geoff as a person ??? like what ?? so kind and sweet and so fun to talk to ! i followed geoff a bit when i was on mal, but we never full talked until now and i just i love geoff okay so much love