#ahhh wangxian shenanigans really are the silliest i do miss them sometimes

[fanonplussed]

(from @vegascriesduringsex so this ask can be from my fic writing blog!) can we see wangxian podficcer/fic writer?

@vegascriesduringsex ahaha this one! The premise is the combined work of many MDZS podficcers so I can't claim credit for it, but I adore it: it's about fic writer LWJ/podficcer WWX! I'm just gonna write the whole outline cause I think the chances of me writing this fic for real are pretty low >< Soooo it's about LWJ having a new neighbour who is very cheerful and handsome...and who also has a very active sex life, if the moans and dirty talk that LWJ keeps hearing from next door at night is anything to go by. It's really distracting, especially since LWJ is trying to write fic after work, damn it. LWJ has been in the same fandom (the webnovel Grandmaster of Diabolism) for 13 years now and has been writing Hanguang-jun/Yiling Laozu fic for just as long--controversial pairing, because YLLZ is very problematic and also in those days no one did content warnings lol. In fact, LWJ himself used to not be an YLLZ fan, but back in the day there was another BNF called Yiling Daddy who would write fic/meta about YLLZ that LWJ at first found infuriatingly wrong-headed...but then they started talking and not only was LWJ convinced, he quietly fell in love with Yiling Daddy and his beautiful mind/principles over the internet despite never having seen his face.

Unfortunately Yiling Daddy disappeared 13 years ago after being cancelled for writing a 'problematic' HGJ/YLLZ smut fic (they had explicit sex while they were both minors!! and no one consented properly nor established safewords!! also YLLZ topped when it's practically canon that he's a bottom!!!). LWJ has been pining ever since, but his single-minded devotion to his lost love is shaken as he comes to know his neighbour WWX better, and is reluctantly charmed by WWX's determination to barge into his life, and also his dedication to caring and providing for his nephew/ward/son??? A-Yuan (who has fallen in love at first sight with LWJ's pet bunnies and keeps trying to spend time with them). Of course, LWJ thinks WWX has a regular lover (lovers??) whom LWJ has never met, because of all the sex noises at night ahaha so LWJ just sort of pines and teeters on the edge of falling in love...until he receives a notification on one of his HGJ/YLLZ fic--someone with a username Mo Xuanyu has made a podfic of it. And in the end notes of that podfic, MXY makes a comment about how he's honestly surprised anyone's still writing this ship.

Something about the way MXY says that feels immediately familiar to LWJ--could it be his lost love Yiling Daddy has come back after 13 years?? But that tiny end note is not enough evidence, so LWJ does something he hasn't done in 13 years and reaches out to this MXY in DMs to start up a conversation. The more he talks to MXY, the more convinced he is that he is YLLZ, but MXY claims to be new to the fandom. Is MXY really LWJ's lost love YLLZ then? And if he is, how will LWJ choose between his old love YLLZ and his new love neighbour WWX? Also, they both seem to be unavailable so maybe LWJ is doomed to grieve forever???

Ahahaha anyway obvs LWJ does not grieve forever, he does eventually figure out WWX is YLLZ/MXY because of dumb shenanigans, they fall in love and live happily ever after, and that's the (hypothetical) fic!