#ahhh precious snek

[strewwwberry]

I'm adding on to - this - thought coz a commenter has made my brain worms activate

Okay so, if binghes biological parents raised him, then the whole birthing process needs to be explained in some way, here's what I've got so far

My idea originates with cang qiong mountain(CQM) and other sects finding huan hua palace's(HHP) quite sudden demand for a heavenly demons persecution to be... At the very least unceremonial

(I like to think that before the issues with TLJ, problems with demons didn't extend past occasional interferences at the borders and when demons and more dangerous/paranormal esc creatures stir issues within mortal grounds, like sower demons skinning mortals, not cool babez find food else where)

In doing so perhaps temporary imprisonment of said heavenly demon is put in order, so an investigation about his possible misdeeds could be opened, in which no transgressions, except for unconventional relations with a cultivating head disciple, could be uncovered and no arguments from HHP could carry any doubt in these insights

So the whole sealing Tianlang Jun(TLJ) is bipassed and he's pretty much told to get his ass back into the demon realm, until further notice, as to not add more fuel to an already blazing fire

During this I can imagine HHP master, Lao Gongzhu, is quite literally pulling his grey hair out and hasn't really had the time to "deal with" su xiyan's(SXY) "issue" (pregnancy), aside from imprisonment, and drugs hidden in food that she knows better then to eat, thus she is starved up until TLJ is kicked back into The demon realm

SXY has now been missing for a few weeks (surviving mainly off of cultivation, and fetus bingbing surviving mainly off of a mixture of SXY's efforts with her cultivation and having demon blood in his veins)

CQM is the first to notice her absence from basically existence due to TLJ's continuous cries over her during his temporary imprisonment

So again they dig deeper as they, and some other sects, having previously already disliked HHP due to their pompous attitude, and now having straight up evidence of questionable decisions/actions, decide that all of these odd happenings gives credence to simply not trust a thing HHP has to say

And what do you know? They find a half starved SXY pregnant in the literal underground water prison infamous for harboring what is supposed to be notorious and dangerous criminals

She Is freed and immediately put under Cian Cao Mountain for urgent care,

In addition a sort of crisis management meeting would be held after further investigation into huan hua palace's connections, motives, and actions, to basically decide if eradicating HHP and not just simply rehabilitating, changing leaders/heads etc, will be a much better idea both for uprooting corrupt yet powerful groups, and also because it takes a lot of time, money, and effort to not just redo mini placement exams to figure out where to move genuinely innocent disciples and cultivators to new sects (if they so desire)

Anywho, that's all ive got so far I'll probs carry this on after over slept lol it's like 1 am and I promised myself id start sleeping earlier 😂, hope use enjoyed this haha

[mochawon]

Stray Kids as Stray Kids Songs

I dunno if this has been done yet, but I saw a post that said "Young Wings is Seungmin's song" and I was like yaaass truthhh. And that got me thinking, which songs show off each member's skills/ make them stand out the best? So here’s Stray Kids and their representative songs!! (just my opinion!)

Warrior's Descendant

It is an unspoken agreement that this is CHANGBIN'S SONGG. The charisma that he showed?? It was only the first episode and Binnie already made such a good first impression!! I mean, we can all agree that Changbin is a phenomenal rapper and any song he does is remarkable. But this was the first time they performed as a group, and he already caught JYP’s attention! The song showed off his amazing rapping skills and gave me life oml. Also it was the first(and last) time we saw Dark! Changbin, which is cute but soft! Changbin is the best ;)

Hellevator

I chose Jisung, even though his singing and rapping are phenomenal so no matter what song it is, he performs it flawlessly and really stands out (no wonder he gets so many compliments from JYP, he can do anything) But Hellevator really shows off his voice!! He practiced so hard on that high note and executed it so perfectly ㅠㅠ that just shows how hard working he is and also how wide his vocal range is and it's one of the reasons he's so admirable!!! 

Glow

Minho: I don’t know if I associate him with this song because of the elimination ( sorry I triggered the feels)  but I think it’s so unfair of JYP because Minho’s voice was beautiful in Glow!!! His voice is so soft and thick when he raps, I dunno I think he did well in the mission and the snek shouldn’t have eliminated him because of a lyrical mistake -_- He definitely has a great singing voice, I don’t know what JYP was thinking to have made Minho change to rap but he was able to do it anyway, which shows how multi-talented he is!!!

School Life

Jeongin!!! First of all, how cute is he in that gif aww what a sweetie<3 Secondly, this line in the pre-chorus of School Life:

“hakgyo jongsoriga ding ding ding”

“학교 종소리가 (땡땡땡) ” 

in the 3:3:3 is iconic, why’d they take it from Jeongin ㅠㅠ But I think the line in the chorus:

“maeil ttokgateun neukkimi deureo oh jigyeowo”

“매일 똑같은 느낌이 들어 Oh 지겨워 ” 

really compliments his voice as well, and cause he’s the baby maknae, the concept fits him so nicely and he’s so adorable in a school uniformmm >.< Just a really precious song for our precious child Jeonginnie~

Grrr 총량의 법칙

No discussion needed, this is Felix’s song.

“Chongryange beobchik”

“ 총량의 법칙”

“We rolling, we rolling 숨이 턱 끝까지 차오를 때까지 We growling, we growling 우린 변해가지 다시 괴물같이”

Do I even need to elaborate?? Thank you Chan for blessing us with Felix’s growling and deep vocals  ㅠㅠ

4419

(Dang I couldn’t find a 4419 gif and I was too lazy to make one oh well)

Woojin!! This was a really hard one to choose, cause he’s main vocal duhhh. He’s so remarkable in so many songs, but most of SK’s songs are rap-based so of course rap line stands out and I gotta give them credit for those songs... Yes his part in the pre-chorus of Hellevator is amazing, so is his part in School Life, the high note in Young Wings (and every song he has sung oops. But like, I couldn’t give them to Woojin cause I had to give them to other members, do you understand my dilemma)  But!! He has a stunning high note in 4419!! 

“shiganeul meomchwoseo neowaye chueogeul dashi”

“시간을 멈춰서 너와의 추억을 다시 ”

But if I didn’t have to give Grrr to Felix (my bae xoxo) I’d totally give it to Woojin for the 

“I want you to understand me museun iri saenggilji molla oneuldo naneun jijeo”

“I want you to understand me 무슨 일이 생길지 몰라 오늘도 나는 짖어”

Just. Yes.

Ya Ya Ya

Hyunjin: this is another one that was a difficult decision for me to make. I loved his original line in 4419: 

“yojeumeun eottae chal chinae” 

“요즘은 어때 잘 지내”

And there’s something special like a strong edge to his rapping voice, so all of his raps are great anyway, but there’s something memorable about the second verse in Ya Ya Ya: 

“nuga piryohae I said, they the best, that’s true ppalli seoboehae” 

“���가 필요해 I said, they the best, that’s true 빨리 섭외해”

 that really drew my attention and stuck in my head.

Young Wings

I already mentioned this earlier but Seungmin owns this song. He didn’t really catch my attention before, but when I saw him perform Young Wings, I was like O.o Why didn’t I notice his talent earlier? His voice is so beautiful?? And this song compliments it so perfectly?? Like if “Naturally, ey ey” and “Spread my wings, ey ey” aren’t your favorite lyrics of all time, then are you really making the right choices in life??

3RACHA

But wait!! You’re wondering, what about Bang Chan??

Well, it’s obvious that, since he’s the amazing leader and producer of all of the songs, HE SLAYS ALL OF THE SONGS. (I mean, at this point they don’t have enough songs for me to assign each member their own song, but Channie more than deserves all the credit for his songs)  He’s so talented, I still can’t believe he made ALL OF THOSE SONGS?? His voice is especially soft and soothing, even if he’s singing an aggressive verse of rap, you can tell that his voice radiates warmth and I love that about Chan!!! Personally, I think 3RACHA songs represent him best, since he expresses his feelings more freely in their lyrics, especially in Broken Compass and Start Line (But that’s just because they’re my favorite 3RACHA songs whoops)

But if I had to choose my favorite Chan part in the SK songs, I’d choose 

“naui sangtae maltu haengdong ireomyeon an doendan geol arado modu bandaega dwae”

“나의 상태 말투 행동 이러면 안 된단 걸 알아도 모두 반대가 돼”

Seriously, his voice is so breathy and raspy in those lines, I die a little every time I hear it smh.

Thank you for reading through my whole rant hahaha. I hope you agree with me, but otherwise I’d love to hear your opinion!! Ahhh let’s obsess over Stray Kids together!!