#ah 4kids you still find ways to floor me

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

i’m sorry kish was dubbed by WHO NOW

[talesofaduelist]

Rivalshipping Gone Wrong: NSFW Completed Scene

Kaiba: I notice you, my dear.

Yugi: *dies*

Kaiba: *gasps* No! *gently holds* You can't be dead! If you were dead, then 4Kids wouldn've censored it!

Yugi: Sounds like they are going to cancel us after this! *kisses cheek*

Kaiba: No! I had so much screen time promised! *nuzzles....angrily* Why did you die?! It's incredibly selfish of you!

Yugi: *giggles* Sucks for you uh?! Time to go! *soul slowly slips out of body*

Kaiba: N-...*show cancels*

Yugi: *years later show returns with full rivalshipping momentous* Did you miss me? *winks*

Kaiba: Like a hole in my head! I had to...to...work with the commoners! *crushes into chest because that's an apt definition of a hug. An angry hug*

Yugi: Kai..ba...can't...breathe.... *faints*

Kaiba: Yes! Yes! Choke on my affection! *laughs evilly and then..* Wait! No! *pushes away before you die again and take my screen time away again, not realizing you've fainted*

Yugi: *lays on floor....lifeless...*

Yugi: *suddenly breaths again...panting* Okay listen...you gotta stop trying to kill me...

Kaiba: I didn't kill last time, you little runt, but if cancel this show before I receive the screen time that was promised in my contract, I'll be sure to...resolve the issue.

Yugi: *raises eyebrow* Oh? *innocent voice* Resolve the issue how? I'm extremely curious!

Kaiba: Lol I'm sure you can figure out how. Now...who wants a hug?

Yugi: *pouts* You always do that...Don't distract me with affection!

Kaiba: Hug? *innocent look*

Yugi: *defeated* Yes please.

Kaiba: *hugs and tries to stifle evil laughter* See, I'm harmless... *presses knife to back* Completely harmless....

Yugi: Kaiba, why do I feel a sort of pinch on y back? *concerned*

Kaiba: Hm? No reason.. *removes knife and hides it away, needs screen time, need crazy fan girls* that’s a nice shirt.. *runs hand down your back*

Yugi: *goose bumps and screaming* Kaiba omg! We are rated for children! Please refrain yourself! At least until we cut to commercials. *wink*

Kaiba: You heard him! *glares at camera man* Cut to the commercials!

Yugi: Alright! It’s game time! *takes off shirt and throws it on floor. Camera man stares in awe*

Kaiba: *the Yugi-oh commercial starts playing* *raises eyebrow*

Yugi: Oh shit! We aren’t suppose to be in that right?! *still shirtless*

Kaiba: Yes. With Yami. *shoves shirt at you* uhh.. Kaiba-Sama… What?! Yami got a better contract on a different show, remember? *growls* Bastard!

Yugi: Okay so wait… *puts shirt on* are we doing this or what? *laughs at Kaiba cause he’s being an idiot*

Kaiba: *glares daggers at Yugi* stop that..

Yugi: *snorts then stops before he gets stabbed*

Kaiba: I am NOT doing an ad that clearly has SEXUAL UNDERTONES! That was always Yami’s stick anyway. *crosses arms*

Yugi: *pouts* awww… Not even with me? *walks away slowly.. *

Kaiba: What do you think? *camera man clears throat* Ahem.. Kaiba-Sama, its in your contract. You need to perform in at least 5 ads a month. *sighs* Fine! *grabs Yugi* let’s get this over with..

Yugi: Yay!!! *throws shirt off again* *serious face and begins dialogue* “Are you tired of going to the beach and getting your duel monster’s cards wet?! Well not anymore! *pulls out water protective card sleeves from God knows where* introducing Yugioh Wet Sleeves!

Kaiba: WHERE did you pull that OUT from? And how would *plucks protective out of Yuugi’s hand* protect your cards? Water can still get in.. it’s not airtight.. Here, let me demonstrate.. where’s your dark magician?

Yugi: *terrified* Ah hell no! Just cause we are doing this dumb commercial doesn’t mean they work! *pulls Kaiba closer son his lips are at his ear* but wouldn’t you like to know where they came from. *camera man who is now angry coughs abruptly*

Kaiba: Buy your ineffectual protective sleeves today! They’re just as useless as you are stupid for bringing your cards into the water! *turns to Yugi* WHERE?!

Yugi: I’ll show you later, but only if you stop the camera guy from glaring at me. *points to camera guy who is now enraged and starting to walk over to them*

Kaiba: *stands his ground and channels a glare that is equally as strong as the camera man’s*

Yugi: talesofaduelest

Ohhh…..my hubby is so intimidating!…Oh wait…I mean my boyfriend….oh wait….I mean my….rival? Agh, I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. *pouts and wraps arms around Kaiba*

Kaiba: *holds hubby protectively * DO NOT glare at my precious yugi muffin.

Yugi: *disgusted* Muffin?! Gezzz…..I could have swore I was more of a cupcake….

Kaiba: Cinnamon roll?

Yugi: *Raises eyebrow* Better…..

Kaiba: DO NOT GLARE AT THE YUGI CUPCAKE/CINNAMON ROLL.

Yugi: *glittering eyes* Awww….that’s the sweetest thing you’ve said all day!

Kaiba: I WILL RAISE MY GLARE ATTACK POINTS SO IT IS STRONGER AND THEREFORE, WILL DAMAGE YOUR LIFEPOINTS

Yugi: *confused look* Uh…right! That sounds fair! Take that! *proud boyfriend is proud* *camera man walks out, quitting his job*

Kaiba: HE COULD NOT WITHSTAND MY GLARE ATTACK. *cuddles Yugi*

Yugi: *cuddles back* Whatever you say…now…can I have my shirt back? Or are you just going to hold me while I’m half naked and not finish the job? *eyebrow wiggle*

Kaiba: stares at Yugi**rips off own shirt*Better?

Yugi: *stares at 6 pack…drools* Uh hu….*doesn’t make eye contact*

Kaiba: *hands wonder across chest, pinching at a nipple* the camera man… left his camera here… *hands wonder further down chest towards groin*

Yugi: *licks lips* Oh? Well…uhmm….we should let it go to waste right? I hope the battery it fully charged…this could take a while. *breaks Kaiba’s hold and runs towards the camera, all while trying to unbuckle his pants*

Kaiba: *swings hips a little and tries to catch eye contact with Yugi again* wait.. *pulls out phone and finds a sexy-I’m-going-to-strip-for-you-and-you’re-going-to-like-it song* better.. *sensually rolls hips to the music, unzipping and pulling down pants*

Yugi: *eyes get extremely wide* Kaiba! *still staring then pulls a near by chair and sits in it, shirtless and pants unzipped, but still on* Maybe you should bring your circus freak show tall ass over here and give me a lap dance! *eyebrow wiggle*

Kaiba: *positions camera so that it’s pointed at them* I’m keeping the tape, btw.. *saunters over to Yuugi and starts to grind against the other’s lap*

Yugi: Fine but you gotta make me a wooo……*gulps and locks eyes with Kaiba’s uh….you know….* *places both hands on his hips, face starts to feel hot* Okay listen this isn’t fair…why do you get to be the sexy one all the time???

Kaiba: Because I’m the anti-hero. It’s how the fan girls choose to see me.. *continues to rub against Yuugi*

Yugi: *conitunes to breath heavy* Kaiba I can’t handle the level of sexy that is going on here…..

Kaiba: Well.. *moans at the feel and grips the back of Yuugi’s chair to try and control himself* I’m not.. *louder moan* fuck… going to censor myself.. that’s team four star’s job..

Yugi: *breaths heavier* don’t censor this…. The video will be too good not too… Agh. * moans Kaibas name and starts to move hands into Kaibas pants*

Kaiba: *moves Yuugi’s hands so that they’re brushing against his erection* it… won’t be.. I’m.. ahh.. too rich and powerful to be trifled with.. *pulls Yuugi up and pushes him up against a wall, being sure that the camera is still pointed and them being doing wicked-should-definitely-be-censored things*

Yugi: *gasps at the pressure because of both the wall and Kaiba pressed against him* Well are you too rich to kiss me or…. Ahhh…. *finally finding his way into Kaiba’s pants so he’s touching him skin to skin* *moaning* So big…….

Kaiba: *smirks* You like it? I’m better than Yami.. *sucks Yuugi’s neck*

Yugi: Yami who? *smirks*

-Scene Ends-