#agrimbloodyfable

[macktheknifespy]

@gamblingwithlove    @agrimbloodyfable

With the grace and dignity of a giraffe flung into a drunken stupor, the tallest of the trio padded haughtily towards the shorter pair. Not without a brief stumble into the door frame to announce his arrival, of course. Tonight would be a first of many things, though some details more shocking then others.

For example, the pair would be blind to not notice one vital accessories missing from their local lanky grouch. Before them scowled the foreign form of the spy: a maskless Mackenzie.

“. . .Well?”

[macktheknifespy]

“ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!” 

“If you two will shut your infernal traps I will come down!. . .That better be chocolate or both of you are getting intimate with respawn tonight.”

[macktheknifespy]

“. . .Keir, if you would be so kind, can you come here for just a moment please?”

[macktheknifespy]

agrimbloodyfable said: “I dinna make the joke, did I? Tha’s a step in the right direction, aye?”

“. . .” Well Keir, good night sweet prince because that familiar metallic muzzle is kissing that ebony temple.

[macktheknifespy]

agrimbloodyfable​ said: “I coul’ make a joke about ‘pluckin’’, but I’m gonna refrain.”

“You just defeated your own purpose by opening your mouth you insufferable Scot.”

[macktheknifespy]

♗ [Keir-like grin]

♗ For a tip for getting my muses romantic affection.  

Spend time him. No, literally: spend as much downtown with him as possible. It takes him a while to finally get the stick up his ass to loosen up. With him getting use to being around someone he eventually will feel safe enough around the other that he will open up. Check up on him throughout the day with a brief hello, make a point to find one little activity they both enjoy, whatever they do just spend time with him. He needs the repetition to feel safe around the other person.

And one more tip: food. Lots and lots of food.

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“. . .Shit!” Mackenzie is already backpedaling the hell out of dodge upon spying the Demo rounding the corner.

[macktheknifespy]

agrimbloodyfable said: “Pick a time an’ place, love. I’ll be there waitin’ with nothin’ but a bottle and a smile.” Enjoy that mental image, Mack. Oh wait, didn’t he have a picture at one point? YUP!

NOPE. He did not need to be reminded. Letting out a sudden fit of melodramatic retching the spy is just going to turn away and hope to God he can drink that image away.

“I hate you.”

[macktheknifespy]

agrimbloodyfable said: “Anyone tell ya tha'cher cute when yer tryin’ to be sarcastic?”

With cheeky smile in toe he presents a beautifully gloved one finger solute to his favorite demo.

[macktheknifespy]

agrimbloodyfable said: “Ye can hurt a fellas feelin’s with comments like tha’.”

"Cryyyyy me a riveeeeeer~ ♪  ”

[macktheknifespy]

[ Well then. I'm...speechless on that one. ]

[macktheknifespy]

"I am going to be unapologetically indignant of your compliments and continue to think you more akin to an ass than a man."

[macktheknifespy]

✿, ☼, ❧, ♫, ⌆, ☮, ♡, ☾ [[ Revenge is sweet. ]]

Headcanon Meme (x)

Send ✿ for an emotion headcanon (specify!)

Emotion: Arousal

When aroused Mackie is a very tactile man.Every curve, every wrinkle, every fold--nothing is left untouched by the man's fingers (if given permission to indulge in his arousal, of course). Whoever peaked his arousal, if they are consenting, they better like being touched.

Send ☼ for a dream headcanon

He often doesn't recall ever having dreams. What dreams he does remember tend to be very vivid. More often than not, they tend to be either either A.) nightmares, B.) reliving happy memories, or C.) very strange, off the wall dreams.

Send ❧ for a food headcanon

He has an unwavering appetite due to his size and high metabolism so he can put away the food. On and off the field he keeps dried foods such as bits of jerky, nuts and dried fruit in his jacket at all times to munch on.

He also keeps peppermint hard candy in his pockets--the last thing he'd like to do his talk to something with jerky breath.

Send ♫ for a music/sound headcanon

Jazz, swing, and anything big band will make this man happy. His favorite is the lovely Julie London.

Send ⌆ for a fight headcanon

If he is bored in battle he will toy with his enemies by cloaking and throwing his voice around the room. It's a cheap trick, but one he has mastered over his many years as a spy. Amazingly many do not realize just how useful, and entertaining, this simple skill can be.

It's quite fun to watch an enemy sniper slashing at thin air when Mack is just standing in the doorway invisible.

Send ☮ for a time headcanon

His motto is early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable.

Send ♡ for a friendship headcanon

He is a fairly affable man when compared to the rest of his class, but gaining his trust may prove difficult unless they hit it off the bat or the other person is a child. Once you become of a friend of the lanky giant you will not find a more loyal companion. He will not forgive nor forget anyone who dares to even think ill of one of his friends.

Fair warning to those who wish to properly befriend Mack: his over protective nature may cross the line into possessiveness.

Send ☾ for a sleep headcanon

He is a light sleeper, which is likely why he hardly dreams or remembers ever having dreams, and often cannot sleep for more than an hour at a time unless exhausted or ill. It comes both from his occupation and because he can't get comfortable since normal beds are not made for tall people like himself.

Because of this he takes several power naps throughout the day. His "naps" are usually when he's reclining against a wall, arms and ankles crossed, head down, and fedora on. If you find him in this position and he doesn't greet you first he's sleeping.

[macktheknifespy]

"I'm a what? A 'spit roaster?' How about you take that overcompensated butter knife and shove it up your ass."

[macktheknifespy]

[ Well will you look at that-- Keir Mackenzie meeting Mackenzie MacHeath. This is proving to be utterly delightful.

They shall hence forth be addressed as Mack Attack. ]