#agreed💯

[vagabond-umlaut]

computer: please enter a password gojo: *types in your name* computer: your password is too weak gojo: how fucking DARE YOU-

[incorrect-shoujisquad]

mha as things i've overheard in high-school 10 cus it's almost fucking over

uraraka: iida, most romantic way to tell your significant other youre pregnant?

iida, no hesitation: ak-47

midoriya: WHAT

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shouji: that is an ugly ass baby

shouji: i mean what

tokoyami: shouji...

shouji: who said that bro you cant talk about a child like that

ojirou: he says after talking about a child like that

shouji: SHUT UP

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kirishima: i mean i swallowed a dime once

sero: i swallowed a penny

kaminari: weak asses i swallowed a quarter

bakugou: why the fuck are yall swallowing money

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aizawa: im about to quit

snipe: its almost the end of the year you can do this

aizawa: no its fine i can just jump out the window

ashido: MR AIZAWA?

aizawa: oh i didnt realise you guys were listening

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masterlist <3

[nlt1234]

[girlactionfigure]

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

Man, I wanna kiss the hell outta Nubbins and Chop-top. Like hella sloppy and heated kisses. I ain't afraid to admit it, they fine asf.

[faded-florals]

bohemian_writer.exe has crashed.

[witheredoffherwitch]

The Elizabeth Woodville/Alys comparisons are definitely there imo. People can argue about whether they are intentional or not but it wouldn’t surprise me since GRRM is heavily inspired by The Wars of the Roses. Elizabeth was rumored to “bewitch” Edward IV, was considered an incredibly inappropriate match for him (his advisers wanted him with a politically advantageous noblewoman), and she and Edward were rumored to be secretly married. Not to mention her father’s title was Baron RIVERS. It’s fine if people don’t see it but the parallels are there without a doubt imo :)

[noaluvs]

[acousticmalta]

why is cass always naked not that i mind tho

Idk it's funny and endearing to me to imagine she would hang out in her own home nude because it's more comfy. Besides wearing clothes to protect themselves from the cold I cannot imagine the sisters being prudes about nudity

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

mewo from omori...

Mewo from Omori is just a little guy!

[lanshappycorner]

Yuurollo college au........

[oldfarmhouse]

[octoagentmiles]

natquik

[tamarieatsbatteries175]

Cant beliive we ended up with a headache all because me and hunter were laughing so hard at some dumb videos i cant-

[dirtychainsawconfessions]

okay hi. this may seem long but ivebeen meaning to get myshjt out about my freaky cannibal men for SOOSO long. will possibly write to this blog again^_^.

i can imagine, once nubbins can some how (if even possible) get into the rhythm of having intercourse more often, he'd be really needy for you. it could be mid day and he'd think about skin touching skin and get so worked up just thinking about the feeling of him in you (or you in him) and eventually comes to you to beg to fuck you (or, again, you fucking him)

i feel like he wouldn't be very verbal during sex but his noises would speak enough for him, almost sounding like sobs from how good you feel and how so incredibly overwhelmed he is from the burning feeling in his stomach at this intercourse.

anyways nubbins should totally let me hit id make him feel like a nice boy wink wink nudge nudge (i pound him until he sheds tears)

[khaleesiofalicante]

one of the most underrated Malec scenes: Malec on the roof at the end of CoHF. I'm a hoe for honest communication and new beginnings and that scene gave me so much hope but also left me wanting more. I also life that Alec is so self aware about his needs and doesn't just give in the moment Magnus wants to get back together. Growth is so sexy.

This!