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“Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.” (1984 by George Orwell)

[trashyswitch]

3 Letters will make you Scream (Or laugh)

Chapter 2: A Giggly Father Needs Tickles

Patton falls into a GIGANTIC giggle fit, thanks to Logan's laughter. Now, Logan, Roman and Virgil must tickle the giggles out of him!

Logan walked up to the cuddling duo, and watched as Virgil lightly tickled Patton on the sides for a few seconds. Patton erupted into louder giggles, as he muffled them with Virgil's sweater.

"Come on, Patton! We wanna hear you laugh!" Roman cheered, as he sat beside them. he pulled out the feather he used before, and lightly teased the back of Patton's neck with it.

Patton threw his head back, to protect the spot. "EEE! heeheehee! Rohohohoman! Nahahat the Feheheather!" Patton yelled through his laughter.

"Aww! Why not the feather? It too much? Is Patton tooooo ticklish on his neeeeck?" Roman teased, stretching some of his words to heighten the teasing. Patton scrunched up his shoulders in an attempt to cover it, but his shoulders could only go so far.

"Oooh! Is Patton trying to cover up a super ticklish spot? Well I hate to break it to ya, but the front of your neck is juuuust sooo inviiiting!" Roman teased, before fluttering the feather onto the front of Patton's neck, near the Adam's apple. Patton was completely losing it! How was Roman so good at this?! Every little tease, was blush-inducing! It drove him INSANE!

"ROHOHOMAN! NOHOHOHO MOHOHORE TEHEHEHEASING!" Patton begged, bending his head forward to cover up the ticklish spot that was being attacked.

"But I LOVE teasing! It's SOO MUCH FUN! Besides, you seem to be enjoying the teases and tickles!" Roman replied. His last sentence managed to get Patton's dark red face, even darker!

Soon, Virgil decided to take action as well. He moved his hands from Patton's sides, up to Patton's ribs. There, he started with the lowest rib and started scribbling his fingers on each and every rib.

"AAAAHH! WAHAHAHAHAHA! VIRG! STAHAHAHAHAP!" Patton yelled as his squirming intensified. Noticing Virgil's hand positions, Roman decided to stop the fluttering feather and put it away.

"Does someone have ticklish ribs?" Roman asked Virgil.

"Oh, you bet he does! Each and every rib is sooo ticklish, we've turned it into a game we play! Do you wanna hear about it?" Virgil pointed out, stopping his fingers and smirking as he stared at Roman. Patton's eyes practically widened to the size of dinner plates.

"VIRGIL! DOHOHON'T YOU DARE! PLEHEHEHEASE! NOOOHOOOOO!" Patton shouted with a wide smile on his face. Even though Virgil wasn't tickling him, Patton could not stop giggling for the life of him!

"OOH! This sounds fun! How do you play?" Roman asked, eagerly. His hands had come together in front of him, and he was practically bouncing in excitement, at the thought of a tickle game.

Logan's smile widened. He remembers the time he walked in on Virgil tickling Patton, and had helped Virgil. He had been the one who invented the game, and Virgil had been playing it with Patton ever since. As the creator of such a game, Logan was more than ready to join them when it was best appropriate. Poor, poor Patton! If it weren't for the scarlet blush on his face, Patton would've gone pale! The realization that he was about to go insane in a few moments, was almost as overwhelming as the tickling was!

"Oh! It's simple, really. Logan? How many ribs are in an average human body?" Virgil asked, looking towards the amused nerd, who was watching the entire thing.

"I believe there are 24 ribs in total, with 12 on each side." Logan replied, before smirking. "However, I can't be so sure, Virgil. Would you care to double check for me?" Logan asked, going into a teasy voice of his own.

By now, Virgil was over the moon! All three sides were just causing the embarrassed Patton to dissolve into a never-ending giggly mess! It was always an adorable sight to see.

"With pleasure, Logan." Virgil replied, before digging his fingers onto the first rib on the right.

"AAAAEEEE! WAHAHAHA!" Patton screamed, flailing his legs as best he could.

"One..." Virgil counted, before poking the second rib. "two..." Virgil's right hand moved up an inch. "Three...Four-"

"VIHIHIHIRGIHIHIL!" Patton shouted happily.

"Holy crap, Patton! You don't have to scream so loud! eight...nine- Wait a second...that's not right. Look what you've done, Patton! I lost count!" Virgil yelled, acting angry towards him. "Looks like I'm gonna have to start aaaaaaalll over again!" Virgil teased, before placing his fingers on Patton's first rib.

"WAHAHAIT! NAHAHAHAHAHOHO!" Patton laughed, kicking his legs once again.

"One...two...three...four...five...six- Patton, will you please hold still? I'll lose my place if you don't!" Virgil warned, struggling to keep his finger on the specific rib. Patton's laughter had went up an octave, and his squirming was starting to die down slightly. He was starting to get tired.

"Okay. Luckily for you, I didn't lose my place. Seven...Eight...Nine...Ten...Eleven...aaaaaand ready for his sweet spot?" Virgil asked.

"SWEET SPOT?!?!" Roman squealed excitedly.

"Yup! Aaaaaand...TWELVE!" Virgil yelled before digging the index finger, the middle finger and the ring finger into the twelfth rib, and wiggling them around. Patton's laughter had turned to cackling, and became silent pretty soon. His whole body was convulsing, and a gigantic smile was plastered onto Patton's blushy face.

Logan and Roman watched with great amusement as Virgil slowed his fingers. Roman had never known Patton's sweet spot was just below the armpit! Logan had been aware of the sweet spot, but still found it fascinating to watch them. Patton's laughing slowed to deep panting, and the occasional giggles.

"That is an adorable game! I may wanna try that sometime." Roman said, observing the exhausted Patton. Patton's eyes widened at the mention of the game they just played, and scooted himself away from the daring Prince.

"Thank you, Virgil for confirming how many ribs a person has. I was a little worried I hadn't been correct. But I would like to know: Does Roman have the right amount of ribs?" Logan asked, slowly glancing over to the new victim. Roman's eyes widened, and he started scooting away from the interested nerd.

Virgil eyed up the two of them, and immediately caught on. "Now that you mention it, I would like to know as well. Since I was the one to check Patton's ribs, would you like to do the honors of counting Roman's ribs?" Virgil asked. Roman tried to run away, but was stopped by a hand gripping his ankle.

"O course! That is, if you can help me hold Roman down. A strong man like Roman could need to get pinned down by more than just my one hand." Logan offered, before pulling Roman's ankle towards him. Roman came sliding towards the eager scientist.

Despite Roman's attempts, Virgil managed to pin Roman's hands above his head, so Logan could get access to all of Roman's ribs.

"Alright. If you keep still as best as you can, I'll be able to get this done and over with. But just like with Patton: If you interrupt my counting, or squirm too much, I'll have no choice but to start aaaaaaall over again." Logan explained, making Roman squeak and squirm slightly.

"Pl-Please! If this is revenge for my tickle attack earlier, I'm sorry." Roman attempted. Logan chuckled deeply.

"If I remember well, you asked for permission to tickle me. So any tickling you were doing to me, was because I allowed you to. However, I already know you don't mind this. So, I'm gonna double check my hypothesis, because I'm genuinely curious!" Logan explained, before a couple of his fingers on Roman's bottom rib.

"Nahahaha! Logahahan!" Roman laughed. Though he was fairly ticklish on his ribs, he wasn't as ticklish as Patton.

"What is it Roman? tickles already? That was quick." Logan taunted. "One..." Logan said, before moving up. "Two...Three..." Logan moved his fingers up. "Four...fi-AGH! Roman! Get off my hand!" Logan yelled, completely dropping the teasy voice for a moment. His right hand was literally stuck under Roman's turned body. He tried to move it, but all he could do was move his fingers in the one spot.

"The tihihickling and teheheheasing is driving mehehe crazy!" Roman complained.

"Already? But Roman, you're not even as ticklish as Patton! And Patton handled a lot more than this!" Logan defended, pointing at Patton with his free hand. "But, I guess if you won't move your body, I'll just have to..." Logan paused. A smirk appeared onto his lips. "...move onto the other side!" Logan said, with his teasy tone being used once again. He moved his free hand towards Roman's bottom left rib, and started wiggling his fingers. He watched as Roman's entire body jolted, and Roman's signature laughter spilled right out, as his upper body fell right onto his back. With his right hand free once again, he placed his right fingers onto the bottom right rib, and started wiggling.

"One..." Logan said, as he wiggled both sets of fingers on both bottom ribs.

"YYYAAAAA! NAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT BOHOHOHOHOTH!" Roman yelled loudly, squirming back and forth as best he could. His head was shaking back and forth, his mouth was molded into a toothy smile, and his legs were kicking as much as he possibly could muster.

"Um...Yes both! That's the only way to do this now! I can't have you holding my hand captive in the middle of an investigation!" Logan argued, moving both fingers up an inch. "Two...Three..." Logan said, moving up an inch every time he counted up another number. "Four...Five...Six...Seven...Ei-uh...Yup, that's right. Eight...Nine...Ten...Eleven...and Twelve." Logan said, finally saying the last number.

"Alright. It feels like there are 12 ribs on both sides. What's twelve multiplied by two, Roman?" Logan asked, digging into both of the twelfth ribs.

"TWEHEHEHEHTY FO-NAHAHAHAHAHA! LOGAHAHAN!" Roman's laughter intensified, because Logan's hands had reached his armpits.

"I can't heeeeeaaarr yooouuu!" Logan sing-songed, digging both hands into both ribs.

"TWEHEHEHEHEHENTY FOHOHOHOUR! THEHEHERE ARE TWEHEHEHENTY FOHOHOUR RIHIHIHIBS!" Roman yelled through his laughter. Logan smiled as he slowed his fingers. Virgil let go of Roman's hands, and moved back. As soon as his arms were free, Roman pulled them down around his middle, and curled into a giggly ball. Patton, who was still laying down, looked over at Roman.

"Now you know what it feels like." Patton said, with a smile still on his face. With the amount of air Roman had lost, all he could do was nod his head in agreement.

Both cheerful boys were carried to their rooms, and given lots of time to rest. As Logan put the scattered Uno cards away, Virgil pulled his headphones out of his pocket and started listening to Skillet music.

[woshuaaa]

spoilers for BL3

i made some fixes for what i thought were weak points in-game. they personally made sense to me, feel free to tell me what yall think??

Maya, Ava and Krieg.

You meet maya on Athenas, and at some point along the way, she sidetracks a bit. 

“I have to go find my… friend. Yeah, lets call him that. He should be near the cemetery.”

You get to the cemetery where you’re greeted by the mountain of a psycho known as Krieg. He’s screaming about poop trains or ribcages or something along those lines.

“This is Krieg, he and I were crimson raiders a few years back.” “RIDING DEATH BOMBS TOGETHER!” “Speaking of which, Krieg, where’s Ava? You were supposed to keep an eye on her. In the library.” “RRRRGHGHH CONSTRAINTS OF A SKULL SPLITTER!” “I warned you Krieg. If she gets hurt it’s your fault. Come on vault hunter, this way.”

You continue through the rest of the mission as normal, but now there’s an extra occupant in maya and ava’s room. 

Upon killing the rampager, Ava shows up again, with Krieg trailing behind. Krieg could be less than interested and is just tossing rocks around.

You exit the vault and catch Maya scolding Krieg for not keeping Ava on the ship like she asked. Tyreen and Troy show up, and assume Krieg is just another psycho. “Hey there follower! You did good, capturing the Vault Thief and an extra siren! Should make you Eridium tier for that. You’ll be rewarded when we open the great vault.” Kreig cocks his head to one side in confusion, but for once is silent. 

Tyreen gets Ava by the throat and Maya has Troy in a chokehold, and Krieg is clearly confused on what to do as he looks back and forth between the two rapidly. Troy reaches up and grabs maya, and Krieg goes into a bloodlust, screaming and charging at Troy full speed. “Troy!” Tyreen shouts, dropping ava to rush to her brothers aid. When Krieg tackles Troy, maya drops, tattoos gone, and makes her way over to Ava. Troy and Tyreen get a grip on Krieg, with Troys robot arm wrapped around Kriegs neck. “Rule number one, follower: never betray the family.” Tyreen sneers through gritted teeth as she begins to drain krieg. “Krieg!” Maya screams, and she tries to run toward them, when Tyreen uses an energy pulse to send them flying back further. 

“Maya…. I.. love… you…” Krieg says as his eyes glaze over, and he turns into a husk, which quickly falls into a pile of dust. “No! Krieg!” Maya cries, tears streaming down her face. “Well, that takes care of that. Oh, eugh, ew, i think I got some psycho dust in my mouth, eugh, ew!” tyreen says, gagging. “Atlas! Ty, we gotta go!” Troy says, grabbing his sisters arm. They phase away as a squad of Atlas troops storm the vault, seeing nothing more than the three.

“Krieg…” Maya says sadly. 

“There’s nothing we could do, Maya. Lets get back to Santcuary.” Moze says.

“I know he meant a lot to you Maya, but we have to get out of here.” Amara says.

“He was a good hunter, but his time has come. We will mourn on Sanctuary.” Fl4k says.

“It’s sad lass, but there’s nothing we can do for him now. Let’s get you back to the ship.” Zane says.

>Upon rejoining Lilith on the bridge.

“Oh no, Maya, Tyreen got you too?” “Not Tyreen, it was that Troy douchebag.” Ava says. Maya can’t bring herself to speak. “Krieg… They killed him.” Ava says, staring down at her shoes. 

“Damn. I’m sorry Maya. I knew how close you two were. He was a psycho, but a good one at that. I can tell you for sure that he’s riding the shiniest of meat bicycles up in the stars, eh?” Lilith says, trying to comfort maya.

>After the mission is complete, maya has a side mission available.

“Krieg was one of the best of us, vault hunter, and I want to honor him as best I can. Can you head down to Pandora and see if he left any echo logs?”

Here you can find a few logs mentioning how he feels about maya semi-sanely. Maya seems to be oblivious to the clues that Krieg liked her, until you get to the end of the cave where there’s an echo next to a small box. 

“Maya. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. 

Your the tink to my turret, the bullet in my mag, the sister to.. My brother? Agh no that..that came out wrong. What I’m trying to say is… will you ride this meat bicycle with me, and be my wife?” The box opens, revealing a poorly made ring made of scrap steel. “Well, what did you find?” Maya asks. 

“Ill show you up on the ship.” the vault hunter responds. Upon returning to sanctuary, you meet up with maya in her quarters. “What is it you needed to show me vault hunter?” The vault hunter places the ring box on the table and the echo plays for maya, and the box opens on cue. 

“Oh Krieg, you crazy, beautiful bastard you.” Maya says, on the brink of tears. “Thank you for doing this, vault hunter. It means… it means a lot to me.” She pays you and you get a legendary grenade mod called Kriegs buzz axe, that turns your grenades into a buzz axe that gets hurled at enemies. It has red text that says “IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!”

The next time you see Maya on Sanctuary, she’s wearing the ring Krieg made on a chain around her neck.

Gaige the Siren

“Hey killer. I’ve gotten word that another former raider is in trouble. I need you to go down and check on her, will ya?”

>Player goes down to pandora and meets Gaige and Deathtrap, who are in the middle of an assault. Pain and Terror get ahold of her during the assault, and she’s to be sacrificed to the twins as an offering. During the last third of the fight against the Agonizer 9000, she ~somehow~ (Hint: siren powers) manages to free herself and summon Deathtrap, and helps you finish off the fight. 

“Thanks for helping me out there, VH. Man, I must be getting rusty on my badassery. I’ll meet you up on Sanctuary, hey?”

>Continue through the game as normal, along with some additional bits with Gaige catching up with Zero and Maya, and mourning the loss of Krieg. 

“Hey, you didn’t think I’d let you fight those assholes alone, didja?” Gaige says she’s coming down to help you fight Troy. “Gaige, you cant-” “Lilith, Imma be real with ya for a sec, and uh, no. Im going, and you can’t fuckin stop me. Kay? Kay.” “If you’re going, I’m coming down too. That douchebag killed Krieg, and I can’t… I can’t risk losing you too.” Maya says, and she clearly isn’t backing down. “I’m the leader of the raiders, and I’m not letting you two kill yourselves down there.” Lilith says, frustrated. 

You go down to the cathedral of the twin gods, and Maya and Lilith say theyll meet you there. Gaige helps you fight through the bandit hoards.

“You’re too late vault thief! Tyreen and I are opening the great vault, you cant stop us now!” Gaige taps on Troys shoulder, and he turns around. “Guess again, jackass.” Gaige slugs him in the face with her metal arm, and there it is revealed that she has blue tattoo’s travelling up her arm and shoulder on the left side, same as her metal arm. As she punches him, her white siren wings appear behind her, and a title card pops up introducing her as “Gaige: the Siren: (whaaaaaat?)”

Gaige helps you out throughout the fight, occasionally summoning deathtrap and using phase shift (“Excuting Phaseshift, BITCHES!”)  to allow small turrets to pop up along with ammo boxes.

At the end of the fight, Lilith and Maya appear, and as Troy dies, Maya regains her powers back. 

“Gaige, when were you gonna tell us about this?” Lilith demands. “Well ya see, when… Y’know with the whole laying-low thing, I… okay look I know this seems bad, but I couldn’t figure out a good time. I didn’t even know what was happening, and it didn’t happen right away! A few years later, when I was off planet and trying to figure out my next move one day and bam! There they were.” “But the question is, how?” “Angel and I… talked. We liked to talk. Its not like anything personal, but it was nice. She was my first friend, and… I-I didn’t want anything to happen to that.” “So angel chose you?” Maya asks. “No, I-I don’t think so anyways.” “Maya what are you talking about?” Lilith asks. “Before a siren passes, it’s said that she must choose an apprentice, someone to pass her powers onto, and if she doesnt, her powers will just play the genetic lottery. The bond you two had must’ve meant something to Angel too, and she chose you to carry her powers.” Gaige looks at the tattoo’s on her arm and shoulder with newfound meaning. 

Gaige is significantly more impacted by the Childhoods End quest, for obvious reasons.

Gaige continues to play the role that Tannis did.

Liliths death.

(to clarify, i really think it’s time for lilith to give up her role. she’s been the main focus in 2/3 games now, and i personally think that its time for her to step down and go out in a truly badass way.)

“It feels nice to have these powers back. Like greeting an old friend.” Lilith says. “Hey uh guys? I don’t think we’re in the clear yet! Elpis is still tearing pandora apart!” Gaige yells. 

“Run towards the fire.” Lilith looks over at Ava and Maya. “Be ready Ava.”

“Lilith, what are you doing?” “Lilith, no!” Maya and Gaige plead with lilith, but she ignores them and takes off soaring towards Elpis.

“What the hell is she doing?!” Maya yells.

“She’s closing the great vault.” Ava responds.

“Is she insane? That’ll kill her!” Gaige cries.

“That’s the idea.” Ava looks up at lilith as she reaches elpis. 

Lilith phases Elpis away, leaving behind her insignia.

“She’s dead… She’s really dead.” Maya says sadly. “Not quite. She’s still lighting the way.” Ava says.

Ava suddenly doubles over and begins to float. “Ava? Ava what the hell is going on?!” Gaige shouts. A sudden burst of energy comes from Ava, revealing the bright orange wings of the Firehawk, paired with the tattoo’s now running down Ava’s arm.

“Those tattoo’s suit you, Ava.” Maya says, resting a hand on Ava’s shoulder. “She chose right, I can say that much.” Gaige says with a gentle smile. “C’mon Guys, let’s get back to the ship.” Gaige says, making her way out of the vault. Maya follows, and as Ava goes to leave, she turns back around, looking up at the Blazing Phoenix above her head. “Thanks, Lilith.” Ava says softly. “Ava, cmon!” Maya shouts. “Coming!” Ava quickly runs back to catch up to the others.