#again. im going to pretend the duo doesnt exist. i do not see it

[cielospeaks]

regular brain: get mad that they gave heath a seasonal in one of the most boring themes

big brain: heath dressed up bc kaze helped him w the outfit/ect! the same way del dressed up as a dark elf bc plumie!

[jojobeaner]

Not my best but it was eating my brain...

Been watching the old south park episodes. Im on season 7 now. The fun with veal episode was pretty hilarious. More I see Stan the more I relate to his weirdness and the fact that he doesnt just want to do what everyone wants him to do. I remember reading someone headcanoned Tweek becoming a vegetarian due to watching one of those horrible slaughterhouse videos on facebook. In my brain this takes place in middle school. Like and comment if you enjoy my random brain. Lol --- “Craig, aren't you a homosexual?” Craig shut his eyes. He felt a headache start to tick in the front of his skull. Do not. Do not ever engage Eric Cartman in conversation. Pretend he doesn't exist. Pretend you cannot hear his obnoxious voice and the even more obnoxious stupidity he says. “W-what do you mean?” Dammit. Tweek still hadn't learned the art of dealing with the asshole. Now they were trapped. Blue eyes opened slowly just in time to watch Eric Cartman smirk with almost unrestrained glee at the questioning blond sitting across from him at their cafeteria table. “Well, since Craig is a homosexual, I'm surprised he’s letting his boyfriend turn into a giant vagina.” This was worse than he thought. What the fuck was Cartman even spouting? No matter what the nonsense though, it had the blond sputtering and with a twitch, Tweek dropped the fork he had been holding, the utensil clattering down onto his tray beside his salad. “Agh! W-what?!” Tweeks green eyes were wide and terrified. “Thats right. I seem to remember when Stan tried to become a vegetarian he got sick and the doctor said it was because he was turning into a giant pussy.” “Ah! Is that true?!” “Mmhm. That’s right.” “Agh! I’m not a pussy!” “Cartman. Shut the fuck up.” “Agh!” Tweek spazzed a little. He stuck his fingers in his hair and tugged a little. Craig knew he needed to stop this right now before it got out of control. “Oh Craig. Here to protect your vagina turning boyfriend? He already can't stand up for himself?” Eric was getting the exact reactions he wanted from the duo and was beyond pleased with himself. Tweek would become a wreck, Craig would stand up for him. They would probably make a big scene and get detention. And he would laugh. “Stan got sick because you guys locked yourselves in a room with baby cows for a week and all Stan was eating was apples.” Craig's voice was even, stating the facts. His blue eyes searched for Tweek’s. They made eye contact from across the table. With just the glance Tweek started to visibly relax. Casually Craig dropped his left arm onto the table top. Without even thinking Tweeks smaller hand was twining their fingers together. His hands were out of his hair. Good sign. “Still doesn't mean he wasn't turning into a giant--” “You can't become a vagina by becoming a vegetarian. You can't become a vagina at all.” “Really? I think Tweek is a total pussy already. You're defending him and fighting his battles. He’s such a weakling. What a wuss.” The fingers wrapped around Craig's instinctively twitched. One sure fire way to rile Tweek up was to insult him. “You fight all his battles Craig? Is he some helpless princess? Just a useless spaz? A giant veggie eating pussy?” Craig smiled. It was rare he smiled in public, in front of people he hated. It was a small smile that to his close friends knew spoke of someone's demise. It was his smile when he knew someone was going to get what they deserved. The fingers in his palm were clenched tight. Tweeks shoulders were shaking. But the blond was utterly silent. Green eyes were shut tight behind ashen lashes. Craig turned his steel blue eyes to Cartman. The guy was grinning. He knew he just had to push a little harder. Tweek would meltdown. Craig would explode. Or that's what he thought. “Why would I fight Tweeks battles when he is more than capable of dealing with you?” And with that Tweek jumped up out of his seat and sent a right hook that landed Cartman right on his ass, winded, gasping for breath and without a single comeback or retort. Sure Tweek got detention. But so did Cartman and Craig. It was worth it. The look Cartman gave them in the detention hall, as Tweek was trying not to twitch and giggle as Craig doodled on Tweeks outstretched arm beside him. Their fingers interlaced briefly when Craig caught Cartman's brown eyes staring at them like they were a couple of psychos. Yep. We are. And we put you in your place. And we’ll do it again and again and again.