#again this is so childecore

[hana-no-seiiki]

//tw yandere, mention of blood, implied murder/violence, borrowing mr. devil’s creep! reader rq

YANDERE! CHILDHOOD FRIEND : *gives you a knife/dagger as a gift when you two were children*

CREEP! READER: This is such a weird gift

ALSO CREEP! READER: *maybe a decade or so later* *not only keeps the damn thing but is currently licking the fresh blood of their victim off of the gift*

meanwhile…

YANDERE! CHILDHOOD FRIEND : *is just plain horny from watching the whole ordeal* Holy fuck.

[abyssmalice]

(thinking again abt my tartie retainer in final fantasia fourtween who i job changed to viper and I'm thinking again abt how that truly is a fitting job for a tartie.

not just the dual blades -> polearm thing but also the lore of vipers essentially dedicating themselves to being skilled hunters who take down meances to society in the form of giant powerful monsters. like ofc a tartie would become a warrior who beats up tural vidraal as his day job. ofc he would wanna be and is a fighter constantly honing his craft to protect the common folk.

my god this is so childecore truly the childe job of all time)