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Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

HAPPY SATURDAY SUNDAY GUNDAY PATRIOTS!

This is u/Ivaginaryfriend here and although I'm a day late (Complicated Business folks) I'm back with all things dank and spicy from the past week! If you happened to miss any past recaps you can catch those here!

Sunday, May 19th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Proclamation on Adjusting Imports of Aluminum into the United States

Proclamation on Adjusting Imports of Steel into the United States

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

For all of the Fake News Sunday Political Shows, whose bias & dishonesty is greater than ever seen in our Country before, please inform your viewers that our Economy is setting records, with more people employed today than at any time in U.S. history, our Military, which.... ... ....was a depleted disaster, will soon be stronger than ever before, our Vets are finally being taken care of and now have Choice, our Courts will have 145 great new Judges, and 2 Supreme Court Justices, got rid of the disastrous Individual Mandate & will protect Pre-Existing.... ... ....Conditions, drug prices down for first time in 51 years (& soon will drop much further), Right to Try, protecting your 2nd Amendment, big Tax & Reg Cuts, 3.2 GDP, Strong Foreign Policy, & much much more that nobody else would have been able to do. Our Country is doing GREAT!

Never a fan of @justinamash, a total lightweight who opposes me and some of our great Republican ideas and policies just for the sake of getting his name out there through controversy. If he actually read the biased Mueller Report, “composed” by 18 Angry Dems who hated Trump,.... ... ....he would see that it was nevertheless strong on NO COLLUSION and, ultimately, NO OBSTRUCTION...Anyway, how do you Obstruct when there is no crime and, in fact, the crimes were committed by the other side? Justin is a loser who sadly plays right into our opponents hands!

Watched some of the Fake News Political Shows this morning and continue to be amazed at how every question is asked in the most negative way. The Mainstream Media should be ashamed of itself - But the good news is that the USA is wise to your game of dishonesty and deception!

With the wonderful College, University and other Graduations taking place all over the USA, there has never been a better time than now to graduate. Best jobs market ever, great housing and financing. Go out there, work hard, & have a GREAT life. You deserve it. Congratulations!

If Iran wants to fight, that will be the official end of Iran. Never threaten the United States again!

Hard to believe that @FoxNews is wasting airtime on Mayor Pete, as Chris Wallace likes to call him. Fox is moving more and more to the losing (wrong) side in covering the Dems. They got dumped from the Democrats boring debates, and they just want in. They forgot the people..... ... ....who got them there. Chris Wallace said, “I actually think, whether you like his opinions or not, that Mayor Pete has a lot of substance...fascinating biography.” Gee, he never speaks well of me - I like Mike Wallace better...and Alfred E. Newman will never be President!

I will be interviewed by Steve Hilton tonight at 9:00 P.M. on @FoxNews. Enjoy!

A great win for Brooks. Congratulations to a great champion!

Starting Monday, our great Farmers can begin doing business again with Mexico and Canada. They have both taken the tariff penalties off of your great agricultural product. Please be sure that you are treated fairly. Any complaints should immediately go to @SecretarySonny Perdue!

The Mainstream Media hates to cover this!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

"Leaked Facebook spreadsheet shows employees are targeting conservatives for extra credit

LMAO this dude’s sitting right behind home plate forcing ESPN to show his MAGA hat on national tv every pitch

R.I.P. karma

This Based commentator needs to sue @Bernstein and @Buzzfeed for $250 Million.

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Welcome to the Clown World

The cockroach gets BTFO!

Congratulations to our new MAGA graduates who avoided the college NPC trap!!!

HAPPENING IN AUSTRALIA!

Monday, May 20th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Proclamation on National Maritime Day, 2019

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate and Appoint Personnel to Key Administration Posts

President Trump Signs Executive Order for Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders

President Trump Delivers Remarks Upon Marine One Departure

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Failing New York Times (it will pass away when I leave office in 6 years), and others of the Fake News Media, keep writing phony stories about how I didn’t use many banks because they didn’t want to do business with me. WRONG! It is because I didn’t need money. Very old .. continued.. ... continued.. ... continued.. ... continued..

Why are the Democrats not looking into all of the crimes committed by Crooked Hillary and the phony Russia Investigation? They would get back their credibility. Jerry Nadler, Schiff, would have a whole new future open to them. Perhaps they could even run for President!

Looks like Bernie Sanders is history. Sleepy Joe Biden is pulling ahead and think about it, I’m only here because of Sleepy Joe and the man who took him off the 1% trash heap, President O! China wants Sleepy Joe BADLY!

On this Cuban Independence Day, we stand by the people of Cuba in their quest for freedom, democracy and prosperity. The Cuban regime must end its repression of Cubans & Venezuelans. The United States will not stand idly by as Cuba continues to subvert democracy in the Americas!

The Fake News put out a typically false statement, without any knowledge that the United States was trying to set up a negotiation with Iran. This is a false report.... ... ....Iran will call us if and when they are ever ready. In the meantime, their economy continues to collapse - very sad for the Iranian people!

Beautiful evening for a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rally tonight in Pennsylvania. Thank you, I love you! #MAGA

Megan King, who is running for Superior Court Judge in the Pennsylvania election, has my Full and Total Endorsement. She is tough on crime and fully understands all aspects of the law. Vote for Megan tomorrow (Tuesday).

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Wow....just wow

My condo complex is full of illegals. Seven less now.

Chick-Fil-A line in the ATL airport right now. 10x longer than any other food place

#BuildMe - 3rd in line at Montoursville PA rally 👍

Doug Collins releases Loretta Lynch, Andrew McCabe interview transcripts

PRESS BRIEFINGS, INTERVIEWS, RALLIES:

MAGA Rally Watch Party: President Donald J. Trump in Montoursville, PA 5/20/19

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WHO does she think she is?

Pedes, I hereby formally submit my proposal for the new Trump Monument. MAGA

#BuildMe -- The Madman did it!

Happy birthday Brick Bot!

Tuesday, May 21st:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Twelve Nominations Sent to the Senate

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

To the great people of Kentucky, please go out and vote for Matt Bevin today. Very important. He has done a fantastic job for you and America! #MAGA

I am very disappointed that Mexico is doing virtually nothing to stop illegal immigrants from coming to our Southern Border where everyone knows that because of the Democrats, our Immigration Laws are totally flawed & broken... ... ...Mexico’s attitude is that people from other countries, including Mexico, should have the right to flow into the U.S. & that U.S. taxpayers should be responsible for the tremendous costs associated w/this illegal migration. Mexico is wrong and I will soon be giving a response!

Pennsylvania - Don’t forget to get out and VOTE TODAY for Republican Fred Keller for Congress. Fred is Strong on Crime, Second Amendment, Military, Vets, and Healthcare. He has my Complete and Total Endorsement!

I am pleased to announce my nomination of Barbara Barrett of Arizona, and former Chairman of the Aerospace Corporation, to be the next Secretary of the Air Force. She will be an outstanding Secretary! #FlyFightWin

So even though I didn’t have to do it with Presidential Privilege, I allowed everyone to testify, including White House Counsel Don McGahn (for over 30 hours), to Robert Mueller and the 18 Angry Trump-Hating Democrats, and they arrived.... ... ....at a conclusion of NO COLLUSION and NO OBSTRUCTION! The Dems were unhappy with the outcome of the $40M Mueller Report, so now they want a do-over.

Johnny, we will miss you – you did a great job!

Wow, Mark Levin’s new book opened at #1. It is great – keep it there for a long time!

Shahira Knight has done a wonderful job as my Legislative Affairs Director at the White House. She was outstanding for us and for our Country - will be a tremendous success in the private sector!

After spending 40 Million Dollars, reviewing 1.4 million pages of documents, & interviewing 500 people with the total support of the White House, the Mueller Report was a BIG DISAPPOINTMENT to the Democrats, so they want a DO OVER. It doesn’t work that way-so bad for our Country!

The Democrats are on a fishing expedition, wanting to interview the same people, and see the same things, as we just went through for two years with Robert Mueller and the 18 Angry Dems. Never happened to a president before. Never even happened to President Obama!

Congratulations to Governor @MattBevin on winning the Republican Primary for Governor tonight in the Great State of KENTUCKY. Matt, you are doing a fantastic job!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott: Protector of Religious Liberty (and tendies)

If this wasn't the funniest headline of the day, nothing was.

EXPOSED: DNA testing reveals one third of migrants faked family relationship to claim asylum

Imagine that. A coffee company who refuses to virtue signal and spew left-wing bullshit. They just want to sell coffee. What a concept. 👌🏻

FITTON: MASSIVE Victory: Antifa Activist Ordered By Federal Court to Pay Judicial Watch $22,000 Over Her Frivolous Lawsuit

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Do you notice the pattern?

The New SAT Exam

Pocahontas was great, but THIS is the DNA test we all want to see

Never bring a milk shake to a gun fight

Wednesday, May 22nd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Makes Remarks

President Trump Participates in the Public Safety Officer Medal of Valor Presentation Ceremony

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Everything the Democrats are asking me for is based on an illegally started investigation that failed for them, especially when the Mueller Report came back with a NO COLLUSION finding. Now they say Impeach President Trump, even though he did nothin wrong, while they “fish!”

After two years of an expensive and comprehensive Witch Hunt, the Democrats don’t like the result and they want a DO OVER. In other words, the Witch Hunt continues!

The Democrats are getting ZERO work done in Congress. All they are focused on is trying to prove the Mueller Report wrong, the Witch Hunt!

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Without the ILLEGAL Witch Hunt, my poll numbers, especially because of our historically “great” economy, would be at 65%. Too bad! The greatest Hoax in American History.

Everybody, including me, thought that when the 40 Million Dollar Mueller Report was released with No Collusion and No Obstruction (of a crime caused by others), that was the end. But no, the Democrats want to keep it going in an effort to help them in 2020. Bad for the Country!

“The Democrats are in danger of becoming irrelevant because of their decision to keep taking the country on wild goose chases. They ought to start governing. You know, for a change.” Michael Goodwin @newyorkpost

As I have long been saying, and has now been proven out, this is a Witch Hunt against the Republican Party and myself, and it was the other side that caused the problem, not us!

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So sad that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer will never be able to see or understand the great promise of our Country. They can continue the Witch Hunt which has already cost $40M and been a tremendous waste of time and energy for everyone in America, or get back to work.... ... ....But they really want a do-over! You can’t investigate and legislate simultaneously - it just doesn’t work that way. You can’t go down two tracks at the same time. Let Chuck, Nancy, Jerry, Adam and all of the rest finish playing their games.... ... ....In the meantime, my Administration is achieving things that have never been done before, including unleashing perhaps the Greatest Economy in our Country’s history.... ... ....Democrat leadership is tearing the United States apart, but I will continue to set records for the American People – and Nancy, thank you so much for your prayers, I know you truly mean it!

I want to welcome you all to the @WhiteHouse as we award our very bravest law enforcement officers and firefighters our nation’s highest public safety award – The Medal of Valor...

In a letter to her House colleagues, Nancy Pelosi said: “President Trump had a temper tantrum for us all to see.” This is not true. I was purposely very polite and calm, much as I was minutes later with the press in the Rose Garden. Can be easily proven. It is all such a lie!

Zero is getting done with the Democrats in charge of the House. All they want to do is put the Mueller Report behind them and start all over again. No Do-Overs!

Democrats don’t want to fix the loopholes at the Border. They don’t want to do anything. Open Borders and crime!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Out in the Rose Garden

BREAKING: Federal Prosecutors Charge Michael Avenatti With Defrauding Porn Star Stormy Daniels

Hey Burger King

Cohen Admitted It Was ‘Plausible’ That Trump Wasn’t Telling Him To Lie To Congress...(YA THINK so, Mikey?)Cohen is a joke!!

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Clown World Rule Of Law

Got asked to Sadie’s today (girls ask guys to a dance) and I couldn’t say no to a poster like this

RedPillDiePie

Dr Ben Carson HUD, brings the spice to Ilhan Omar via twitter

1950's model OR 2019 model ??

Thursday, May 23rd:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Delivers Remarks on Supporting America’s Farmers and Ranchers

Memorandum on Enforcing the Legal Responsibilities of Sponsors of Aliens

Six Nominations and One Withdrawal Sent to the Senate

Memorandum on Agency Cooperation with Attorney General’s Review of Intelligence Activities Relating to the 2016 Presidential Campaigns

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Democrats have become known as THE DO NOTHING PARTY!

Rex Tillerson, a man who is “dumb as a rock” and totally ill prepared and ill equipped to be Secretary of State, made up a story (he got fired) that I was out-prepared by Vladimir Putin at a meeting in Hamburg, Germany. I don’t think Putin would agree. Look how the U.S. is doing!

I was extremely calm yesterday with my meeting with Pelosi and Schumer, knowing that they would say I was raging, which they always do, along with their partner, the Fake News Media. Well, so many stories about the meeting use the Rage narrative anyway - Fake & Corrupt Press!

When the Democrats in Congress refinish, for the 5th time, their Fake work on their very disappointing Mueller Report finding, they will have the time to get the REAL work of the people done. Move quickly!

Our hearts go out to the people of Missouri as they woke up to assess the damage from storms. You are strong and resilient, and we are here to assist.

.@NWS and @USACEHQ are monitoring the damaging storms and flooding in Oklahoma. Listen to the warnings of your local officials and stay safe. We are with you!

Congratulations to Prime Minister @NarendraModi and his BJP party on their BIG election victory! Great things are in store for the US-India partnership with the return of PM Modi at the helm. I look forward to continuing our important work together!

We will never forget our fallen HEROES. It was our great honor to be with you today! #FlagsIn

The U.S. Senate has just approved a 19 Billion Dollar Disaster Relief Bill, with my total approval. Great!

“Today, at the request and recommendation of the Attorney General of the United States, President Donald J. Trump directed the intelligence community to quickly and fully cooperate with the Attorney General’s investigation into surveillance activities.... ... ....during the 2016 Presidential election. The Attorney General has also been delegated full and complete authority to declassify information pertaining to this investigation, in accordance with the long-established standards for handling classified information.... ... ....Today’s action will help ensure that all Americans learn the truth about the events that occurred, and the actions that were taken, during the last Presidential election and will restore confidence in our public institutions.” @PressSec

“Nancy Pelosi should not be out there doing the kinds of things she is doing. She will diminish herself and her membership. She cannot put a subject with a predicate in the same sentence. What’s going on?” Ed Rollins @GreggJarrett @LouDobbs

“PELOSI STAMMERS THROUGH NEWS CONFERENCE”

71% of Voters rate the Economy as Excellent or Good. The highest number in more than 18 years! @QuinnipiacPoll

Wow! CNN Ratings are WAY DOWN, record lows. People are getting tired of so many Fake Stories and Anti-Trump lies. Chris Cuomo was rewarded for lowest morning ratings with a prime time spot - which is failing badly and not helping the dumbest man on television, Don Lemon!

When is Twitter going to allow the very popular Conservative Voices that it has so viciously shut down, back into the OPEN? IT IS TIME!

“Intelligence Agencies were used against an American President.” @DevinNunes @ShannonBream @FoxNews This should NEVER happen to a President again! Dems are furious at Robert Mueller for his findings - NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION. Now they should go back to work and legislate!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Sarah Huckababe Sanders: “You can’t literally have a meeting like Nancy Pelosi did yesterday an hour before she got to the White House where she accused the president of a crime, said he had engaged in a cover-up, and then show up like nothing has happened. It just doesn’t work that way.”

WATCH: Donald Trump Jr. slams Burr over his Senate subpoena

Trump signing memorandum requiring immigrant sponsors to pay for social services | Fox News

President Trump: "I am an extremely stable genius."

BOOM! - Process Started - President Trump Issues Authorization Memorandum for Declassification...

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It's like you want the Brexit party to win, Remainers.

Justin Amash in a nutshell.

It's May 23rd. International Turtle Day! Shout out to Cocaine Mitch! Keep America Great!!!

Space Force Mission- Stop The Black Hole Of Pelosi ben Garrison cartoon

Nancy Pelosi Has A Hardware Malfunction On Live Television

Friday, May 24th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon Departure

Memorandum on Delegation of Functions and Authorities under the Sanctioning the Use of Civilians as Defenseless Shields Act

Memorandum on Delegation of Function under the Hizballah International Financing Prevention Act of 2015, as Amended

Memorandum on Delegation of Functions and Authorities under the Nicaragua Human Rights and Anticorruption Act of 2018

Memorandum on Revisions to the 2017 Unified Command Plan

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individual to a Key Administration Post

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

“If they try to Impeach President Trump, who has done nothing wrong (No Collusion), they will end up getting him re-elected” @LindseyGrahamSC Impeachment is for High Crimes and Misdemeanors. There were no High Crimes and Misdemeanors, except for those committed by the other side!

I don’t know why the Radical Left Democrats want Bob Mueller to testify when he just issued a 40 Million Dollar Report that states, loud & clear & for all to hear, No Collusion and No Obstruction (how do you Obstruct a NO crime?) Dems are just looking for trouble and a Do-Over!

Congratulations to Tom Cotton - his book, “Sacred Duty: A Solider’s Tour at Arlington National Cemetery” just hit the best sellers list. I was at @ArlingtonNatl yesterday & the people there were so grateful for Tom’s inspiring portrait of “The Old Guard.” Great job @TomCottonAR!

Just spoke to Prime Minister @NarendraModi where I congratulated him on his big political victory. He is a great man and leader for the people of India - they are lucky to have him!

Departed the @WhiteHouse and am now on Air Force One with the First Lady heading to Japan and looking forward to honoring, on behalf of the United States, His Majesty, the Emperor of Japan. I will also be discussing Trade and Military with my friend, Prime Minister @AbeShinzo.

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Mitch McConnell and our Republican Senators have been very solid and strong. We have accomplished a great deal together, in particular with our Courts, 107 Federal Judges.... ... .....The Dems want a second shot at Bob Mueller, are very unhappy with the No Collusion Report. They should not be allowed to play this game any longer - no second chances - must get back to work. So bad for our Country!

In Alaska with our GREAT TROOPS, departing shortly for Japan!

The real trade war began 30 years ago, and we lost. This is a bright new Age, the Age of Enlightenment. We don’t lose anymore!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Teresa May resigns

President Trump Takes On Pelosi, Iran, and "Witch Hunt"

Memorial Day Weekend MAGA sale at the Trump Campaign website! 25% off all weekend! All the cool kids drink out of Trump Pint Glasses, ya know.

This post didn't age well. Poor Shiffty. I think the walls may be closing in.

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Britain reacts to Theresa May's resignation

Melania Trump is Simply Irresistable!!

I was at that meetin' with GEOTUS, He told me keep on sowin my seeds pedes, we're about to see the biggest crop ever.

Bye, Theresa!

Saturday, May 25th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Attends a Reception with Japanese Business Leaders

Vice President Pence Delivers the Commencement Address at the United States Military Academy

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Democrat Senator Mark Warner is acting and talking like he is in total control of the Senate Intelligence Committee. Their is nothing bipartisan about him. He should not be allowed to take “command” of that Committee. Too important! Remember when he spoke to the Russian jokester?

Another activist Obama appointed judge has just ruled against us on a section of the Southern Wall that is already under construction. This is a ruling against Border Security and in favor of crime, drugs and human trafficking. We are asking for an expedited appeal!

Thank you John, so nice!

In addition to great incompetence and corruption, The Smollett case in Chicago is also about a Hate Crime. Remember, “MAGA COUNTRY DID IT!” That turned out to be a total lie, had nothing to do with “MAGA COUNTRY.” Serious stuff, and not even an apology to millions of people!

Going to play golf right now with @AbeShinzo. Japan loves the game. Tremendous fans of @JackNicklaus, @TigerWoods, and @PhilMickelson — I said what about @GaryPlayer, they said we love Gary too!

North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me, & also smiled when he called Swampman Joe Biden a low IQ individual, & worse. Perhaps that’s sending me a signal?

Great morning of golf with Prime Minister @AbeShinzo at Mobara Country Club in Chiba, Japan!

Great fun and meeting with Prime Minister @AbeShinzo. Numerous Japanese officials told me that the Democrats would rather see the United States fail than see me or the Republican Party succeed - Death Wish!

Great progress being made in our Trade Negotiations with Japan. Agriculture and beef heavily in play. Much will wait until after their July elections where I anticipate big numbers!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Happy Belated Birthday (May 23), Mr. Attorney General!

President Trump arrives in Japan, kicking off 4-day state visit with trade talks at its center

ANOTHER “DOCTORED” VIDEO OF PELOSI. EITHER SHE IS DRUNK OUT OF HER MIND OR SHE HAS SOME SERIOUS NEUROLOGICAL PROBLEM

As promised, Donald Trump is teaching the Republican party how to win!

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When a bunch of your interagency colleagues (CIA, FBI, Department of State) got caught trying to overthrow a duly elected President (the boss) and you had nothing to do with it.

Here's what really happened with Jerry Nadler

The End of the Deep State | It's happening folks.

DONKTUM: Restricting the Range of Consciousness.

WEW LAD, SO MUCH WINNING!

Some tunes to help you go through all this winning:

Summer Days

FACE

Wonderland

6’s to 9’s

Sunflower

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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