#again and uso ran so that the s5 outro could crawl on the floor like a baby

[doctor-ciel]

There is nothing in this world I hate with a more fiery passion than Brothehood’s season 5 outro. It’s a minute and a half long, and precisely thirty of those seconds(a third of the whole ding dang intro!) are spent on this boring-ass shot of Ed or Hohenheim or whoever the fuck out in the desert facing the sun with the wind blowing in his hair. Then the rest of it is just 5-second boring still shot after 5-second boring still shot! Okay I’ll give it credit the dwarf in the flask and the Ed and Al shots are actually pretty cool but they’re diamonds in the ruff.