#after we closed tonight i got on the intercom and played fart from our best noise-maker | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

scrabblesnorton · 1 year ago

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lol so today was my last day at the corporate bookstore, and boy do i have words about my time there, but it was a big mistake for them to put me on register for the final half of my shift because i was giving discounts out left and right. I love living out a 2-weeks because especially the final week you get to ride out the high of ‘what are they gonna do? fire me?’ and mm. Yeah. Powerful feeling.

#they rolled out so many dumb bullshit policies this past week too so #bye bye!#after we closed tonight i got on the intercom and played fart from our best noise-maker #ive done it before there and cried laughing and tbh the comedy value holds up the same so....#i got another job thats more... of what i actually want to do i hate being in sales in any way #i hate the language around it i dont feel confident doing it blagh #i now have a job that is inventory and monkey work essentially #find item put item in bag easy going pace selling drugs makes my brain go brrrrrrr #and i dont have to talk to customers holy shit do i love that #and i have another part timey gig potentially lined up that would be okay short term #bc im not sure what my hours are gonna be and i gotta pay off these xrays #at some point id like to take my cats to the vet #have luxuries #etc #at the very least i will no longer be asked to upsell #yay

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