#after he's a jedi master he's too chill for embarrassment it wont work

[stealingpotatoes]

Headcanon: as soon as the New Republic can survive five mins without her, Leia immediately heads to Tatooine and leverages her Hutt Slayer status to obtain embarrassing stories about Luke from people. She can’t be a good sister if the doesn’t have BLACKMAIL!

you say that like he wasn't doing stupid shit in the rebellion!! i'm sure she has plenty of blackmail from seeing him be like "hey han! leia! watch this!!" and immediately slipping n eating shit on the hoth base floor