#afjkhgksadfh this one was. very fun very stupid

[brainrotdotorg]

12th song about Harry/Kim?

12 /// Betty (Get Money) By Yung Gravy (sighs. i mean. I gotta be honest)

"So? What do you think?" You press stop on the boombox, cutting the music short. A smile stretches your face wide as you look expectantly at the lieutenant.

"That is a... um..." The lieutenant struggles to find the right words. He is clearly trying not to hurt your feelings, but also not encourage you. "Interesting song choice for karaoke, detective."

"It's perfect. Totally fits my hustler lifestyle. Even better- we can sing it together."

Kim's eyebrows shoot up to the upper stratosphere. "Ah... sorry? Detective, that song did not sound like a duet."

You shake your hands, urging him to listen, listen. "There's a part near the end that I can't sing! That's all for my hypeman." You toss him a pair of extremely disco finger guns. Kim is immune.

"What part is that? I just hear a lot of..." He tries to find a phrase that would best encapsulate the song. " 'Get money.' "

"No, no-- the part near the end!" You bob your head and shimmy your shoudlers as you half-rap, half- recite the lyrics. "Damn, Harry- you should change it to my name, it works- you so vicious, You so clean, so delicious, How come you ain't got no misses? Count that paper, count the riches!"

The lieutenant watches blankly as you shuffle in place and do a 'make it rain' motion. "Come on, it'll be fun. Please, Kim?"

"No."

"Please, Kim? Please? I really think it'll up our camaraderie levels-"

The eyebrow is utilized. You shut up.

"Okay... well... if you're not going to sing, can you at least watch?"

The lieutenant opens his mouth, likely to persuade you to maybe not attempt to rap at a karaoke performance; but then he remembers who he is talking to. What comes out of his mouth instead is a sigh, and he folds his hands behind his back and shrugs. "Sure. I'll listen."

"Great! Ooh, I should practice." Without waiting for a response, you heft the boombox back up onto your shoulder and rewinds the tape before playing the song at full blast.

Kim sighs and attempts to mantain a shred of dignity while the boombox blares. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...