#aeiou brain dump

[nilsford-prattle]

TONIGHT’S BRAIN DUMP ON TODAY’S CAMP HERE & THERE EPISODE (feat. A possible hot take on what Sydney looks like? Still working on a design for him)

-spoilers, of course-

Find the episode here! (LISTEN TO THE FIRST EPISODE FIRST DUMMY <3)

GOD WHAT THE FUCK! Those penguins and them coming in through the vents- geez! What a nightmare! Also BRUH SYDNEY GOT TAKEN BY THEM MID RECORDING?! That part had me amazed and fearful! I never thought those macaroni ass penguins would make me nervous. I guess the Elephant man is still out there? Lookin for worms? But also THAT’S ALOT OF SALMON TO ASK FOR- “this war will end with or without your cooperation” GOOD LINE also what?? Oracle flame??? I am looking respectfully on what that could mean. Gee thanks Maurice. Also Sydney constantly being like “haha yeahhh, Lucille loves me too much-“ and then going to “Yeah, no she doesn’t give two shits.” Gave my heart a little hurty. ALSO LMAO the line about the vegans getting bread and butter for dinner and Sydney being like “I don’t envy you!” LOVE THAT VERY MUCH. Aww aheem heem Sydney goin’ Jedidiah huntin’ all day- just to find out he’s been sleeping in his office all day I dunno how to put my thoughts into words- it just did a little number to my lil’ soul. Also I am hand shaking Sydney with the whole trying to keep a notebook but notebooks are just too much writing and talking is a bit easier. Sorry the line “mercenary penguins” has been on repeat. Also “OUR” bedroom? Y’all ain’t got your own rooms?? Well I guess it is a camp after all and everyone’s sharing a room with somebody. But to wrap things up- OUBH THE SOUND DESIGN TODAY WAS CHEF’S KISS the penguin invasion was very immersive and worrying! Also the softness in Jedidiah’s “are you mad at me?” Got me going aheem heem. Good episode! Can’t wait for the next one :DDDD

[a-buncha-jokers]

Time for some Aeiou Anatomy!

Despite Aeiou being an anthro-type cat, they’ve got some human-type logic when it comes to babies. Like-

Only one at a time (commonly), not being able to eat certain things and morning sickness and of course a baby bump

But there’s some cat type pregnancy logic too!

Such as grooming things more often, nesting behaviours, shorter pregnancy time ( for cats irl it’s like 61-72 days), sleeps more often and hungry like crazy! Reference video here

BUT LET’S TALK MOER ABOUT pregnat TIME- So since I’m blending certain aspects of pregnancy logic between cats and humans for Aeiou, for this, they’re gonna be preggy for at least 5 months

Thank you for reading my pregnat logic brain dump :>

[x-yuri]

perl: humor

sub zombify { my $word = shift @_; $word =~ s/[aeiou]/r/g; return $word; } print zombify("i want brains"); # "r wrnt brrrns"

https://qntm.org/files/perl/perl.html

Let's use unpack, since this is likely to remind you of a dump program, or some desperate last message unfortunate programs are wont to throw at you before they expire into the wild blue yonder.

http://perldoc.perl.org/perlpacktut.html

[saturdayasylum]

August 2020 Asylumcast

Bored of just making playlists, I got myself some gear, and decided to make a sort of real, but still kind of fake radio show. Just like when I did a real radio show (that was really kind of fake, in its own ways). So. Here it is, the first sort-of two hour LIVE recorded Asylumcast. Yeah, yeah, it’s a little shaky, I know. It will get better, I promise. More music, more info, more fun. Enjoy!

Trace Mountains/Lost In The Country/Lost In The Country

Jason Molina/Shadow Answers The Wall/Eight Gates

Father John Misty/Anthem/Anthem +3

Land Of Talk/A-B Futures/Indistinct Futures

Wye Oak & Brooklyn Youth Chorus/AEIOU/No Horizon

Woods/Strange To Explain/Strange To Explain

Coriky/Hard To Explain/Coriky

Archers Of Loaf/Talking Over Talk/7”

Tunde Adebimpe/People/MP3

Katie Day/Dancing/Mydada

The Beths/I’m Not Getting Excited/Jump Rope Gazers

Hockey Dad/Germaphobe/Brain Candy

No Joy/Birthmark/Motherhood

The Shaggs/I Love/Shaggs’ Own Thing

Pottery/Down In The Dumps/Welcome To Bobby’s Motel

No Home/I Couldn’t Cry Before I Wrote EPs/Fucking Hell

DISQ/Daily Routine/Collector

Crack Cloud/Ouster Stew/Pain Olympics

Protomartyr/Processed By The Boys/Ultimate Success Today

Fontaines D.C./A Hero’s Death/A Hero’s Death

The Tissues/Formation 99/Blue Film

Public Practice/Compromised/Gentle Grip

Illuminati Hotties/Will I Get Cancelled If I Write A Song Called, ‘If You Were A Man You’d Be So Cancelled”/FREE I.H: This Is Not The One You’ve Been Waiting For

Gulch/Cries Of Pleasure, Heavenly Pain/Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress

Rat Cage/Not Got No Hope/Screams From The Cage

Redd Kross//Clorox Girls/Red Cross

Primitive Blast/Self Deluding/Animalistic

Hum/Waves/Inlet

Fake Eyes/Demonstrations/A Drip Is All We Know

Cloud Nothings/A Silent Reaction/The Black Hole Understands

Retirement Party/Fire Blanket/Runaway Dog

The Magnetic Fields/The Biggest Tits In History/Quickies

[nilsford-prattle]

Hlvrai boss rush au?

Is that a thing?

But basically- it’s a cracked version of hlvrai where everyone has a boss section in the game but as you beat them they obvs join the team

I’m thinking it’s like the cave of ordeals in Twilight princess or some type of turn based thingie OR MAYBE it’s like Pokémon where Gordon is just roaming Black Mesa (but in a linear fashion) and boss fights just appear randomly- oh wait... I guess that’s like Okami- YEAH YEAH!! IT’S LIKE OKAMI- if you know you know but in case you don’t then-

In Okami, there’s a big field area where these cured scroll(?) Things roaming around. If it touches you, it triggers a fight that has it’s own sectioned off area and you just fight enemies in there. It’s not turn based if that helps explain it.

SO if HlvraiBR is like that- it’s just Gord roaming Black Mesa and he’s met by one of the science team members they look like this (IT’S JUST A ROUGH IDEA SO IT’S GONNA LOOK SHIT)

Like- they look regular but they have an aura around them that makes your gamer brain think that ‘wOW! THAT’S A SPECIAL ENEMY FOR SURE”

Speaking of gamers-

Benrey is actually a partner to Gordon for the whole game (till the end obviously). He could help with the boss fights if the player enables him.

Science team members have two boss fights:

Tommy- when you first meet him and when he gets his hat

Coomer- meeting him in the locker room and the clone battle

Bubby- that moment where he’s like ‘“are you that MOTHERFUCKER that FUCKED UP this whole experiment” and when he ‘s in the tube?????

Benrey- “don’t fuckin’ talk t-“ and the end (the reason why I didn’t pick the first passport moment as his first boss battle is because Gordon is just like ‘FINE I GUESS YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME’ and then Benr is just there to help fight in battles)

There’s also other fights aside from the team!

The Resonance Cascade itself is a boss battle. I don’t know how but it isn’t gonna stop the inevitable- if anything it makes shit worse.

The soldiers obviously- like the moment in game where you’re like SHIT!! Bootboys want us DEAD! But they’re just small battles so idk if they really count

The aliens from Xen are gonna have their own fights too!

The Assassin ladies also have their own boss battle type things

Darnold could have a boss fight but I see him more as a save point/shopkeeper type guy ^-^

Forzen obviously has that moment where he’s to Sunkist

AND THE FINAL BATTLE-

It’s more like a joke battle but it turns into an ace attorney type situation and it’s just the Chuck E Cheese debate. There are collectables in game that you don’t know why you’re collecting them but the reason is because you use them in the debate as evidence against G-Man. This battle is NOT skippable.

And that’s it for my brain’s unstoppable thinking. I hope you enjoy this cracked ass idea.

[nilsford-prattle]

IDEA BEFORE I FORGET

Darnold is an avid cosplayer and had a thing to go to after his shift but UH OH??? Resonass cascade!!! So he’s just doing his potion stuff but doesn’t realize what happens so when The Science Team rolls up he’s like ‘OH WHAT?? Aliens??? That sucks’ and he’s totally down to follow the science team until y’know- MURDER and in the process of being there for the science team doing violence he’s like ‘umNO!! I DONT think i wanna follow you guys plus my uniform is now bloody fuck...’ and so when the Science Team leaves he changes into his cosplay which is HAHA medic tf2 bc I thinking about my weird post again!! So now he’s trying to escape Black Mesa in cosplay and meanwhile Forzen is leaning against a wall with injuries and whatever ‘n he sees Darnold and is like “Nice cosplay super accurate- nice :) .” And Darnold is like ???? And he’s also like awooga bc his coworkers usually dont freak with his cosplays and for someone to appreciate his hard work is very nice and he decides to heal Forzen and they work together to get out of Black Mesa anlso theyrhm in lohve,,,,,

[nilsford-prattle]

Orange is honestly such an underrated colour 🥺 i wanna see that colour more please 🥺🥺🥺 orange flavoured things are so yummy and WHAT ABOUT PUMPKINS!! Halloween is really the most orange time of the year If I could repaint my room, I’d make it orange non existent orange coded character my beloved OH YM GOD WAIT

🩳👘👚🦊🦁🐅🐡🍂🍁☄️🥕🍊🧅🥧🍺🏀🌅🌆🌄 these are orange right?

Shoutout to the orange character a kissaroo from me to you

[nilsford-prattle]

Stupid AU idea called Freemind Lost (working name) and it’s when Freemind gets knocked out by the military instead of being thrown into a trash compactor-

The military has a portal and tosses him in there instead

That portal drops him in the HLVRAI universe bc brainrot :DD but not just that, his KO’ed bod is found by Darnold and Forzen-

THAT’S RIGHT BABY!! THIS PLAYS INTO THE COSPLAY AU AS WELL

[nilsford-prattle]

Watching the bank robbery stream atm and AUUUGH <33 ;0;

So you got your dick in your pants this time?

I do and... I got my dick in my pants and... I’m not happy.

LIKE WHAT?! I LOVE THIS THIS IS HAS ME WEAK!!!!

Security officer Benny! <33 Just the way Coomer said that make me go ;-;

AND THEN Benrey’s shit ass Darnold impression <33

This casino is HAUNTED!!

I’ve already lost 20$, let’s rob this place!

Benrey asking for coins from some guy playing slots

The whole baby discussion between bubby, coomer and Benrey- WHAT EVEN???

It’s the fact There’s no water in the pool at the casino for me

Stupid how happy these things make me!!!

[nilsford-prattle]

ANOTHER AANOTHER THOIGUHT

So before the beginning of the horse back battle against Ganon-

Zelda’s like “Oh chosen hero! Lend us your power ‘n shit for this fight please!”

What if like was internally like ‘power??? Me have magic???’ And then he’s like “OH YOU WANT ME TO BE COURAGEOUS IN BATTLE OKAY YEAH YOU GOT IT PRINCESS”

I like to think that the ‘C’ in courage stands for Clueless

[nilsford-prattle]

Gordnade?

OKAY SO

Gordnades are an invention Freemind made in a current roleplay. So imagine this 47 year old cat Gordon Freemind has been making firework/firecrack/smoke bomb type grenade type weapons primarily used for distractions in his room. The grenades weren’t always called ‘Gordnades’, they first got it’s name when asked “Are those grenades? Because those aren’t allowed.” And he’ was like “nah, these are Gordnades!” And it was real dumb and cheesy but ey this is MY freemind- mom said it’s my turn with freemind-

[nilsford-prattle]

Don’t mind me I’mcurrently watching Twilight Princess gameplays and GOD DO I LOVE IT WHEN in the Ganondorf fight- the phase where he’s a big ol’ pig thing- and the player is like “I’m gonna fight him as wolf link” (because you could technically do this whole fight as human link) BUT I like seeing this as Link WANTING to turn into wolf form because he’s like “y’know what? You’re part of why I have this ability so FUCK YOU! I’m gonna beat you with this! FUCKA YOU!!” And he just starts fuckin’ mauling Ganon

[nilsford-prattle]

And now,

A story by yours falsely...

Hey! Don’t look at the moon while I’m looking at the moon! Why? Oh, you wanna know why? You say that like you don’t already know. Okay fine, I’ll answer! BECAUSE THEN WE’RE GAY DUDE! God, just looking at you looking at the moon makes me wanna hold your hand dude! I love the way your eyes glitter! You’re so dumb, but I like that about you! Dude... I think I’m gay dude, sorry to take that out on you man. What do you mean you feel the same way? Dude... we’re gay...

The end :)

[nilsford-prattle]

I just realized why I gave myself little sideburn hair thingies-

ITS A FUCKIN LINK THING

I’ve had a tendency to sometimes possibly accidentally give myself similar haircuts to video game characters my brain fixates on

Like my long lasting fandoms affect my hair so much it’s so dumb

[nilsford-prattle]

Cpucs random headcanons in a poor format (CRHCPF <3 )

Before some fights, every Vincent no matter what realm, will ✨dramatically✨ throw off their hat and coat

Toyconvict has a cardboard obsession- mostly uses it to make ungodly labo creations

Due to that- Tony is very crafty

“You wanna see me turn this pizza box into a robot?”

Since getting the captain falcon title+bodily upgrades- Tony unknowingly uses hot HOT water sometimes so the next time someone washes their hands after him they’re like “AAAA WHAT THE FUCK HOT-“

Angry self care friend Zelda:

“Have you had water yet?”

“Uh no?”

“THEN FUCKING-“ *tosses water bottle agressively*

Ever since the Tostinos Invitational, everyone’s been training in doubles just in case

Usual teams are: Skillshare Kirby and Audible Link (sponsorship swag), Incin and Ridley (two big boys!!), Zelda and Wii Fit (Harlow, you are the reason I headcanon those two as a team), Major and P.Con (third realm/student and teacher swag obviously), Lucina and Naomi (just two gal pals! With weapons!!), P.Con and Tony (just two convicts- what crimes under the law will they commit?), Rosa and Ken (lovebugs on the battle field 😳)

Teams that don’t happen often but made for interesting matchups: Major and Naomi (they REALLY didn’t want to fight in a team together, but did somewhat well despite the bickering!), Naomi and Zelda (help the girls are doing friendly fire against each other!!!)

Teams are sometimes completely random so yeah!

Naomi listens to the song Rät by Penelope Scott (I don’t remember if this song was already in the Naomi playlist by Stellar, so apologies if it is! The link to the playlist here!) EDIT IT WAS SO IM JUST GONNA USE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PROMOTE STELLAR AND THEIR PLAYLISTS GO LISTEN THEY REALLY SAID “ALL BANGERS” FOR EACH PLAYLIST

Since Tony now has the toycons under control, he can occasionally use them for power-ups! His eyes, of course, glow a slight red and blue uwu

Vincent wears glasses bc he fears putting in eye contacts

Dede and Tony lowkey share gay-related memes during Fighter’s Meetings, catch the two of them quietly lose their shit while someone is making an announcement. They will NOT admit to doing it if asked about it

Speaking of Fighter’s Meetings-

Someone always manages to bring a FULL cake, it’s always someone new and it’s gotten to the point where they’re like “Okay, who’s turn is it to bring the cake?” And they’ve got a list

Sometimes there’s a pre-fighter’s-meeting-baking-get-together at whoever’s house’s turn to make the cake

Vincent speaks French bc I’m projecting <3

Ness and Villager ‘steals’ juice boxes from the training room

Banjo and Kazooie appear out of no where, beat the top ranking fighter, and then is never seen again for a few months

Wii Fit owns a big van because she occasionally drives fighters home from training sessions (she used to have a pick up truck but traded it in for a van- she actually doesn’t mind having to drive everyone around)

Naomi and Tony are just like “IM AT THE PIZZA HIT AND TACO BELL- I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell :)”

Okay this was probably the most I’ve spoken about actual liscensed characters ever holy shit-

Feel free to add onto these headcanons! I left some parts blank bc my brain couldn’t think of anything else <3

[nilsford-prattle]

SO MANY NEW POSSIBLE INTERSTS MHMM IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

-Camp Here & there

And

-wrestling

Yup just wrestling, there’s something about people fighting while playing characters that gets me hyped! It’s like classical theatre with your fists! It’s like how bowling is a contact sport! It just gets me hype a soop dap doop! (I have not slept yet and I feel like I should just clairify that) so if you guys got any wrestler characters you think I’d like feel free to share that sweet sweet info with me please :> also I NEED TO LEARN THE NAMES OF WREATLING MOVES ASAP

But that aside-

CAMP HERE & THERE!

A 16+ horror comedy podcast with some yummy ass vibes? SIGN ME UP!! I just listened to the first episode and wowowowoaWOWOW stop reading if you havent listened to it yet-

SO HOW ‘BOUT THAT ELEPHANT MAN EATIN’ SYDNEY’S WORMS?how bout the fact he’s fuckin’ Benadryl? Also that line about the bonfire and not staring at it for too long OUBH! With vibes like these I swear the ask blog’s first arc might be influenced into being a horror type thing! But also I just OUBH I WANNA MAKE MORE RECORDINGS FOR MY SHIT PODCAST THING ANGAIN IT MAKES ME LOO STUPID! But YEAH!! Camp Here & There gives Welcome to Night vale crossed into a circus vibes and it’s scrumptious! Also the soundtrack is by Will Wood so if that doens’t sell you I don’t know what to tell you

Hmm I felt like I had more things on my mind but I guess not

(Don’t worry tho, I’m still crazy into half life content, I’m just lacking the artistic brain power to make fan art and that’s why there’s been an increase in mascot work ALSO UH THE ASK BLOG OH SHIT YEAH WOW)