#adwd memes

[l-mint-l]

[cursed-nyxan]

A date with Death CG textposts~

[rei-inari]

He want you died, Sunshine.

My favorite edgelord 💀♥️

[angelgoeslewd]

water your plants.

you never know what it’ll lead to.

[danytheconqueror-jonthewhitewolf]

Was re-reading Bran's chapters in ADWD specifically for Bloodraven drama, and this line came up

"When?" Bran wanted to know.

"In a year, or three, or ten. That I have not glimpsed. It will come in time, I promise you. But I am tired now, and the trees are calling me. We will resume on the morrow."

And it got me thinking a crack headcanon that younger, Blackfyre era Bloodraven would use the phrase "the trees are calling me." as a way to get out of things.

Example.

He's been stuck in a small council meeting for the last two hours, listening to the master of coin and the master of ships arguing about the royal fleet budget.

He's running on two hours of sleep because he spent the entire night warging into horses, birds, and cats in the Riverlands, waiting for those thrice damned Brackens to talk about their plans of supporting the Blackfyer pretenders and committing treason.

So he abruptly stands up, fixes his cloak and hood, looks everyone in the eye, and says, "I must go my Lords. The trees are calling me." It's his bed. His bed is calling him.

And he just exists the room as dramatically as he can (which is a lot) while swooshing his cloak.

Nobody questions him because they're pretty used to the Targaryen theatrics, including Lord Bloodraven's gothic version.

-

Years later

Shiera: What do you mean you killed Aenys Blackfyer?! What do you mean you're going to the Wall?!

Brynden: [cupping his ear] Oh, what's that? Apologies, my love, the trees are calling me [speedwalks away]

Shiera: Wha- Brynden Rivers, get your pale, scrawny ass back here!

Brynden: [still speedwalking] I would my sweet love, but the trees-

Shiera: Really, the trees?! Again, with that?! You've been trying to use that one on me for decades!"

[Brynden starts running]

[Shiera starts running faster]

*ignore the fact that Shiera is kind of dead at this point*

[gloriaglorheart]

So in the vc of the Arcana Twilight server i drew what i was told to draw!!

Enjoy this pain!!

[ikemen-trifecta]

I f▇king adore this Grim screenshot. It's so versatile. I think of it whenever I make an unintentional typo. –Edi

skribbl.io screenshot from Mod Muff

[kokopati]

heres my contribution to the fandom

a situation that definitely happend

[floralcavern]

The best game ever.

[snowthatareblack]

me when i get all the endings (sadly the bad ones too) and achievements i can and decide to get the expansion DLC of A Date with Death:

[ararebreedstory]

The moon was a crescent, thin and sharp as the blade of a knife.

[l-mint-l]

[cursed-nyxan]

is it too soon to replay adwd? absolutely not.

[rei-inari]

Big Scythe

[ser-shitpost-lannister]

Ryman Frey: if you don't surrender the castle we're gonna kill your son

Jason Mallister: ok fine i surrender

*eight minutes later

Ser Ryman: if you don't surrender the castle we're gonna kill your nephew

Brynden Tully: do it

Ser Brynden: you won't

Ser Ryman, covering his mic: what do i do

[lemonhemlock]

Hi hope you're having a good day / night from where you are !

Just out of curiosity among HOTD / GOT characters, which is your favorite and least favorite ?

But also aside from shows, is there a book character who you prefer or dislike ?

hi anon i hope your well-wishes are well-returned <3

hotd-wise i would say alicent & aegon are my favourites. honestly aemond too bc he is soooooooo cartoonishly evil in the books that it just makes me cackle like a murder of crows & i love anything that makes me cackle. got-wise, well, you know, my cersei-jaime-sansa trifecta, to which i'd add others like brienne and davos and theon. never met a lannister i didn't like (yes, including tywin & tyrion). not very different from the books overall.

characters i dislike - i have to be honest - i tend to get irritated with lannister-haters, no matter how justified they are in their POV. 😹 (apart from my queen salsa starch who can do no wrong) so i have a difficult relationship with characters like catelyn or arya, but that's just simply me rooting for my problematic faves & living life to the fullest. i've come to appreciate catelyn a lot more over the years and i've always found her chapters interesting regardless, so it's hard to label it as dislike per se. generally-speaking, i would say that arya & dany are the most frustrating for me, in large part as a result of their fanbases, which doesn't really have any bearing on their construction or importance within the text, but here we are.

as far as arya is concerned, i'm not really a fan of survival narratives, so her chapters, while interesting in parts, are not something i would willingly choose to read and, as a result, her character is just not entertaining for me to engage with. i also really rolled my eyes at how overpowered the show made her. when it comes to dany, she was fine in AGOT and i really liked her, but started to get more obnoxious as the books went on and it got to the point in ADWD where i outwardly cringed whenever i turned the page and the title read "daenerys". unfortunately, she also attracts a lot of aggressive & delusional fans who make fandom spaces insufferable with their inability to engage with criticism, so it all ends up piling on my lack of patience with her.

similarly, what irritates me the most in tyrion is his fandom perception. i've had to put ADWD down during his chapters bc i just couldn't take his inner voice anymore and had to force myself to pick it up again. so witnessing all the PR whitewashing surrounding him was another eye-roll era for me

EDIT: oh my gosh i forgot stannis and renly. the failbrothers. one is cringe the other delulu. speaking of which, i'm not the biggest fan of olenna and margaery either