#adwd memes

[l-mint-l]

[sourmiiiilk]

aueuo zlirp zlorp lgbt auuooo ueo

[rei-inari]

Big Scythe

[cursed-nyxan]

A date with Death CG textposts~

[lowkeyren]

it's SO funny he's terrible at cooking

[angelgoeslewd]

water your plants.

you never know what it’ll lead to.

[danytheconqueror-jonthewhitewolf]

Was re-reading Bran's chapters in ADWD specifically for Bloodraven drama, and this line came up

"When?" Bran wanted to know.

"In a year, or three, or ten. That I have not glimpsed. It will come in time, I promise you. But I am tired now, and the trees are calling me. We will resume on the morrow."

And it got me thinking a crack headcanon that younger, Blackfyre era Bloodraven would use the phrase "the trees are calling me." as a way to get out of things.

Example.

He's been stuck in a small council meeting for the last two hours, listening to the master of coin and the master of ships arguing about the royal fleet budget.

He's running on two hours of sleep because he spent the entire night warging into horses, birds, and cats in the Riverlands, waiting for those thrice damned Brackens to talk about their plans of supporting the Blackfyer pretenders and committing treason.

So he abruptly stands up, fixes his cloak and hood, looks everyone in the eye, and says, "I must go my Lords. The trees are calling me." It's his bed. His bed is calling him.

And he just exists the room as dramatically as he can (which is a lot) while swooshing his cloak.

Nobody questions him because they're pretty used to the Targaryen theatrics, including Lord Bloodraven's gothic version.

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Years later

Shiera: What do you mean you killed Aenys Blackfyer?! What do you mean you're going to the Wall?!

Brynden: [cupping his ear] Oh, what's that? Apologies, my love, the trees are calling me [speedwalks away]

Shiera: Wha- Brynden Rivers, get your pale, scrawny ass back here!

Brynden: [still speedwalking] I would my sweet love, but the trees-

Shiera: Really, the trees?! Again, with that?! You've been trying to use that one on me for decades!"

[Brynden starts running]

[Shiera starts running faster]

*ignore the fact that Shiera is kind of dead at this point*

[gloriaglorheart]

So in the vc of the Arcana Twilight server i drew what i was told to draw!!

Enjoy this pain!!

[ikemen-trifecta]

I f▇king adore this Grim screenshot. It's so versatile. I think of it whenever I make an unintentional typo. –Edi

skribbl.io screenshot from Mod Muff

[kokopati]

heres my contribution to the fandom

a situation that definitely happend

[snowthatareblack]

me when i get all the endings (sadly the bad ones too) and achievements i can and decide to get the expansion DLC of A Date with Death:

[l-mint-l]

[ararebreedstory]

The moon was a crescent, thin and sharp as the blade of a knife.

[rei-inari]

little reaper

[cursed-nyxan]

is it too soon to replay adwd? absolutely not.

[ser-shitpost-lannister]

Ryman Frey: if you don't surrender the castle we're gonna kill your son

Jason Mallister: ok fine i surrender

*eight minutes later

Ser Ryman: if you don't surrender the castle we're gonna kill your nephew

Brynden Tully: do it

Ser Brynden: you won't

Ser Ryman, covering his mic: what do i do