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[gearlooses]

Fenton: Oh my God, it's a raccoon!

Gyro: [from the other room] A raccoon! Which one? Describe it

Launchpad: Is it Little King Trash Mouth and his husband, Gary?

Fenton: Oh right, I forgot you guys are crazy raccoon people

Gyro: What, just because we watch the raccoons in the alley? It's fun. It's like a soap opera

Launchpad: More like an HBO mini-series. Lots of plot-twists, some nudity. You'd like it. You just need to catch up

Gyro: Is it the King?

Fenton: No, it's definitely not a him because it has babies

Gyro: Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?

Fenton: Oh, I dont know. I guess he could adopt or have a surrogate

Gyro: Of course he could. What does it look like?

Fenton: It looks like a raccoon

Gyro: Fenton, coloring, marking, hairdo, anything distinctive

Fenton: Okay. Uh, well it has three rings on its tail and its ear kind of has a notch in it

Dewey: A gauge? Has that reached the raccoon community?

Gyro: *gasps* It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher. I was wondering where she went

Launchpad: Big Baby Pudding Snatcher, of course

Fenton: Why do you call her Big Baby Pudding Snatcher?

Gyro: Why do you think? Pudding cups, she snatches them

Fenton: From who?

Gyro: Me, in the alley

Fenton: Why are you eating pudding in the alley?

Gyro: Where else am I going to eat it, Fenton? The bathroom? That's gross