#adventures of the alcoholic driver henchman and driving inept criminal mastermind

[nerosdayinanime]

Idiots Play GTA

Makomo: [going full speed] this bike is faster! Sabito: [flipping her off as he zooms past on a different bike]

Sabito: [dead silent] Makomo: something tells me youre somewhere getting drunk Sabito: [starts giggling] Makomo: i knew it

Sabito: i may be an alcoholic, but im a dependable alcoholic

Sabito: [doing cool tricks and moves in a plane on the way to finish a mission] Sabito: [arriving towards the destination] those light poles are a bit of a problem.. oh well i can fix that :) Sabito: [nosedives directly into the ocean] Makomo: im drowning

Makomo: you can go to my office and get as drunk as you want Sabito: [shitty mob accent] awn it bwoss, dont havet tell me twice :sabito getting fucking wasted in the background as makomo plans the next heist:

Makomo: stop running over people! Sabito: im tryna get you to your office efficiently boss! Makomo: your efficiency is gonna be the death of us Sabito: [drifts to a stop and turns back towards the building, drives up the stairs] Makomo: oh that was a pretty nice drift actually Sabito: tha- :makomo hops out the car as its flipping & falls to the ground, car lands directly on top of her:

Sabito: i deserve a drink for that performance [downs a whole bottle of Gin] Makomo: are you getting drunk? why am i not surprised

:on the side of a mountain in a thicket of trees: Makomo: are we stuck? Sabito: how could we ever get stuck when im such an amazing driver! Makomo: we're stuck? Sabito: yeah, we're stuck…

Sabito: SHORTCUT [veers off the road and directly up a mountain] Makomo: NOT AGAIN

:MAKOMO WHAT DID YOU DO: (art)