#adrisubliminette

[ninadove]

The chaotic release schedule actually becomes much more entertaining if you use it to infer imaginary production priorities. Like this:

“OK we can’t release the episodes in order, so let’s make sure we get the most important messages across ASAP. First of all, we need the kids to understand that the core four are all dating each other, but that Alya and Marinette are dating each other extra hard. Make sure the next episode also begins on an Alyanette scene, in case that wasn’t clear enough.

That’s good. Great, even. BUT WE CAN DO BETTER!!!!! I also need the kids to understand that Marinette and Adrien are also dating Sublime. No, Sublime is not dating Alya and Nino, you idiot, at least not until season 12! Make sure to lay it on thick with the stalking and the overuse of the verb “like” and the S2-S3 parallels. In fact!!! Let’s send Adrisubliminette on an ice cream date in the end card. You know? Like they used to do with Kagami, before they fumbled her!

Speaking of fumbling Kagami — I cannot emphasise enough how crucial it is to show Adrinette fumbled her. Yeah. Yeah it should be apparent in every episode, even those she’s not present for. IN FACT let’s demand an animation budget specifically dedicated to showing off how much they fumbled Kagami. I want her as faaaaar as possible from Adrinette in the opening, looking at them defiantly, calling back to the subtle falling out from the London special. I want her to hold onto Felix’s arm, supporting herself as much as she supports him, and I want the viewer to see how softly he smiles at her when zooming in. Oh you thought I was done with the opening??? THINK AGAIN YOU BUFFOON. I want Ryuko in a defensive stance as she protects Argos, setting the two of them apart from the rest of the team. Actually let’s reuse the exact same fucking shot not even five seconds later. Yes. YESSS. NOW WE’RE TALKING. Are they making you insane? They’re making me insane. Let’s make Tumblr user @ninadove, specifically, even more insane. GIVE RYUKO A TEN SECOND CAMEO IN EPISODE 2 AND MAKE SURE TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF A GOOFBALL SHE’S BECOME NOW THAT SHE’S FINALLY HAPPY.

Anyway back to the poly agenda. Do we still have budget for the poly agenda? How much? Heh, good enough. Now let’s brainstorm, team: how do we get Luka in there?”