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Sometimes I write things! Usually if there's a fandom I love and I don't see the specific kind of stuff I'm interested in reading that's when the writing bug will hit me. Hence, a lot of rarepairs or rare dynamics. Sampler of works I'm proud of below, sorted by fandom:
Red Dead Redemption 2 (currently most active fandom. i'm engaged in an ongoing campaign to bring more bottom!Charles Smith to the world)
the stars are not wanted now: Charles Smith, Sadie Adler, and the two deaths of Arthur Morgan.
Snow Bunny: Three years after the dissolution of the Van der Linde gang, Arthur and Charles pass a long winter together. Arthur calls Charles something new in bed, to rave reviews. Later, he earns a new nickname of his own. (or, Arthur Morgan-Smith's Guide To Surviving The Canadian Winter, Cowboy Style)
Once Bitten, Twice Shy: Running it alone for over a decade doesn't tend to make you very good at communication. When Arthur's un-buried ghosts darken the doorstep of the home he and Charles have built together, Charlesâ instinct to pull away ignites a conflagration that threatens to burn that home to its foundations. (or, Arthur considers reconnecting with his former mentor. Charles loses his fucking mind)
Young Justice (pretty much every fic is about Kaldur, my forever girl. My oldest and most prolific fandom, have some WIPs but TBD on if they see the light of day. )
Recovery: No one's really been okay since the invasion ended. Artemis is back on the Team and back to school in Central City, M'gann and Connor are helping the Team stay afloat, Roy's quit the business to take care of Lian, and Dick has retreated back to BlĂźdhaven. With all this, everyone can't help but notice how Kaldur's reacting to the last year of trauma, and to it finally being over. (Or, in better words, how he's not reacting.)
Gallows Humor: Five jokes that only Artemis and Kaldur laughed at. (or: A Treatise On the Effects of Exposure to Organized Violence in Early Adolescence)
and four a.m. knows all my secrets: (five beds Kaldur has lied awake in and one where he found rest)
Atlantean Cryptanalysis For Beginners: Concept: the little eel faces on Kaldur's hands change their expression depending on his mood (or, Artemis is great at detail, and everyone else is a moron. Nothing is new)
I Saw The Harbor Lights (They Told Me We Were Parting): Itâs Kaldurâs last night before he puts his and Dickâs plan into action. And heâs going to spend it with his boyfriend. (or, In Which Kaldur And Roy Go On A Date And Everything Is Beautiful And Nothing Hurts)
I have other fics that I've enjoyed writing, but these are the ones I want to pin for easy access.
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El Rancho Vegas opened the midnight Chuck Wagon in November 1946, introducing Las Vegas to the all-you-can-eat buffet.
âLas Vegas officialdom and âcafe societyâ turned out en masse last evening to attend the gigantic opening of the new Chuck Wagon service at El Rancho Vegas ⌠the âchuck wagonâ will be a regular nightly feature of El Ranchoâs entertainment and will be served from 1 oâclock in the morning until 4. Starting at 4 oâclock, a savory breakfast will be service âon the houseâ until 6 oâclock.â (Review-Journal, 11/21/46.)
This local news did not credit the Chuck Wagon to anyone in particular. Some forty years later Herb McDonald, El Rancho's publicist in 1946, claimed credit for starting the buffet.
âAbout three nights in a row, I was working a late shift and I was hungry,â McDonald said. âSo I went to the bar and brought out some cheeses and other things to a hidden area near the bar. Some customers saw said, Gee, I would like some of that. And I started a midnight buffet.â
Other sources have credited El Rancho owner Beldon Katleman's Buckaroo Buffet at El Rancho Vegas as the originator, however Katleman was not associated with the hotel until the 50s; Buckaroo Buffet was a service started in the mid 50s. In 1946, El Rancho Vegas was owned by Sanford Adler.
Pre-dating El Rancho's midnight Chuck Wagon by four years, Hotel Last Frontier had a midnight "snack bar" service on weekends which looks like the same concept. Swanky Club in Henderson featured buffet service in 1946. The concept was not entirely new but El Rancho's Chuck Wagon kicked off the buffet phenomenon in Las Vegas.
Photos: (1) Photo by Las Vegas News Bureau #0791 circa mid-50s, via UNLV History 117: Nevada History Photograph Collection (PH-00054), UNLV Special Collections & Archives. The mural behind the Chuck Wagon was painted by Dick Porter of Desert Designers. (2) LF Manis collection, UNLV Special Collections, probably also by Las Vegas News Bureau. Photos below: (3) Postcard. (4) Photo by Burton Frasher Sr. Frasher Foto Postcard Collection F5299, Pomona Public Library. Sources: W. Williams. Chuck Wagon: El Rancho Inaugurates New Feature. Review-Journal, 11/21/46; Herb McDonald: LV's Promoter Extraordinaire. The Nevadan, 1/3/82.

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I really wish the Fire writers werenât so terrible. I totally believe itâs in character for Brett to want to adopt considering she sees herself in that baby. But I also think her anger spiral with Adler wasnât just about her screw up. I stopped watching after 11x03 (will never forgive them for killing Hawkins off), but I didnât read anything that said Brett was acting like she did in 11x20. I know Sylvie Brett Two Ts has made appearances but itâs been a while. Was the last time when Foster was pushing her boundaries in season 8 with trying to override Brettâs decisions as the PIC? Anyway, after Casey came back to town in 11x18 she seems all out of sorts. More easily annoyed (with Dylan), more easily angered (with Adler and even Boden slightly), and almost unsure? No one in the firehouse has noticed, outside of Violet and even then she didnât seem to get exactly why Brett has not seemed like her normal self. Violet knew when Brett was acting down and out at the end of season 9 that is was because of Casey. In my opinion, this is exactly whatâs going on right now. Casey returned with no notice and completely shattered Brettâs illusions of moving on. Sheâs obviously still trying to force herself to move on with Dylan, though I do believe the beginning of the end of that started in 11x21. She knows the relationship isnât right because she waited so long to tell him about her wanting to adopt the baby, and didnât ask him how he felt about it. I also think she doesnât want him involved at all, even if he wanted to be. Like I said before, itâs totally in character for her to want to adopt, dating back to season 4, but this also feels a little like desperation to fill that hole Casey left. Those hopes to be with him and probably have a family. If she canât have Casey, at least she can have someone to love and care for. She still thinks he moved on and is in a serious relationship. I donât think itâs a coincidence thatâs she jumping into this so fast, and strongly, after that. The storyline doesnât seem so out of the blue when you look at it from that angle. I donât know about anyone else, but it feels obvious to me and Iâm really mad at how the female friendships have been written this season because neither Violet nor Kidd has noticed. When was the last time Brett and Kidd even had a scene together like they used to have when Foster was around? Then to have Violet pushing Brett to Dylan constantly even though itâs obvious Brett is not comfortable with it. What the fuck is up with that? Unless it has something to do with him being Hawkinsâ friend? But Violet is more levelheaded than that. I donât think sheâd try to live out her relationship with Hawkins via Brett and Dylan. Grief is obviously different for everyone, but no.Â
How does Casey tie into this storyline in the finale? The only thing that makes sense right now is Brett leaving 51. I donât think sheâll up and go to Portland because of Caseyâs talk with Boden about coming back to Chicago. Iâm not one to believe Jesse is coming back fulltime, I think if anything heâll maybe do two episodes or so a season if thereâs a reason (like the task force storyline or even coming back for Brett, hint hint wink wink nudge nudge) like heâs stated before. My theory is she takes a step back from being a paramedic and maybe only takes on paramedicine duties (due to her conversation with the foster parents about timing). I was originally thinking a job promotion, but thatâs never even been hinted at. I donât think Brett would want to be behind a desk anyway. Matt comes back to Chicago as a Captain at another house or maybe even as a Battalion Chief. This gives both Kara and Jesse the option of popping in when they feel like it and when the storyline calls for it. Karaâs contract is probably on the more expensive side so this would also be in line with the budget cuts Dick Wolf shows will be going through next season. I know some have theorized that Brettsey will be the cliffhanger or even Matt in danger with the task force storyline, but that makes no sense unless Jesse is definitely coming back for at least 12x01. Which I get the feeling he isnât, otherwise this adoption storyline wouldnât feel so rushed. I feel like another storyline would be used to get Brett and Casey back together anyway, if that were the case. If Casey really is proposing like it seems like (and weâre clowns so can we really trust ourselves with that speculation?) it gives Brettsey another reason to slow down in their careers and not be at 51 anymore. That could also be the move Jesse was talking about in interviews for Casey to get Brett back. Thereâs also Karaâs hint at the last OC Day about a ring, etc etc..
This is Chicago Fire though. I donât know if Iâve ever been remotely close to figuring out where a storyline like this is going. For all I know theyâre baiting us one final time because weâre so easily conned. For example: me making this long ass post about a show I swore to never watch again after Brettsey broke up and Evan Hawkins died.
Thoughts? Opinions? Indulge in my crazy because this is driving me insane.
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New Fiction 2023 - September
"Baruch" ed. Richard Challoner (1752)
A short interlude before another juggernaut of a chapter.
Creature Teacher by R.L. Stine (1998)
They really hold out on the monsters here in Series 2000, so this is a welcome entry.
Invasion of the Body Squeezers - Part 1 by R.L. Stine (1998)
An unnecessarily long red herring.
Invasion of the Body Squeezers - Part 2 by R.L. Stine (1998)
That's some way to prevent an extinction event.
I'm Your Evil Twin! by R.L. Stine (1998)
They always do the ol' switcharoo.
Revenge R Us by R.L. Stine (1998)
The Uncut Gems of Goosebumps.
Fright Camp by R.L. Stine (1998)
Fool me several dozen times, shame on us all.
Headless Halloween by R.L. Stine (1998)
Here we GOOOOO. A+ Goosebumps.
Attack of the Graveyard Ghouls by R.L. Stine (1998)
A bit weirder but still more welcome than kids being dicks and no actual spooky happenings.
Brain Juice by R.L. Stine (1998)
Just bizarre. Leaning a little too far into the weird science angle I've no interest for in these books.
The Deadly Experiments of Dr. Eeek by R.L. Stine (1996)
Nope. These gamebooks aren't good for reading one after another, and the ones that more or less stay in place are especially meh.
Night in Werewolf Woods by R.L. Stine (1996)
Another meh entry in spite of the werewolves running around.
Beware of the Purple Peanut Butter by R.L. Stine (1996)
More weird science and generally not scary stuff, less and less interesting.
"Hotline Miami" by KC Green (2023)
The speedrun.
"I was told by my doctor that this'll completely compensate my human meat diet" by scribblingchimp (2023)
Gotta find an alternate.
"Carl's Date" dir. Bob Peterson (2023)
Good to see the gang again.
The Equalizer 3 dir. Antoine Fuqua (2023)
Didn't need to do all that.
Bottoms dir. Emma Seligman (2023)
The kids are alright.
Elemental dir. Peter Sohn (2023)
A personal story.
They Live dir. John Carpenter (1988)
That's a long fight.
Jawan dir. Atlee (2023)
The Robin Hood we need.
Christine dir. John Carpenter (1983)
Somehow, a car is scary.
The LEGO Movie dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller (2014)
Too familiar, but perhaps because it kicked off something we've seen a lot of since then.
Outlaw Johnny Black dir. Michael Jai White (2023)
A fun and shooty romp.
Satanic Hispanics dir. Alejandro BruguĂŠs , Mike Mendez, Gigi Saul Guerrero, Eduardo SĂĄnchez, DemiĂĄn Rugna (2023)
The anthology offers much.
Prey dir. Dan Trachtenberg (2022)
Hell yes. If they made Predator movies that are just "a Predator fights someone at this point in history" I'd be all in.
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight dir. Ernest Dickerson (1995)
Definitely a feature-length version of an episode, but they pull it off.
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood dir. Gilbert Adler (1996)
Or do they? But this is still better than...
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Ritual dir. Avi Nesher (2002)
A very boring movie like this.
Vault of Horror dir. Freddie Francis (1973)
Ooh that second story is tops.
Tales from the Crypt dir. Freddie Francis (1972)
This first movie was just a tad too straight-faced. Where's the camp?!
The Origin of Evil dir. SĂŠbastien Marnier (2023)
A-n-x-i-e-t-y.
The Expendables 4 dir. Scott Waugh (2023)
I know they can't all come back every time, but the concept seems to be slipping away from them.
The Creator dir. Gareth Edwards (2023)
Hm. Striving toward something I might've liked but somehow doesn't land.
Tales from the Crypt - Season 7 (1996)
I've been annoyed with many people writing off season 7 as not worth watching. It's fine! There's even a few episodes really worth watching.
Tales from the Cryptkeeper - Season 1 (1993)
Basically Goosebumps, so John Kassir recording wraparounds is what makes it special.
Star Trek Strange New Worlds - Season 2 (2023)
I like it, but 10 episodes is not enough. Bouncing from fun to deadly serious episodes too often makes it feel disjointed.
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chris evans recs
these are more for me then anyone else but here are my fav chris evans (and co.) fics, blurbs, headcanons, etc.
feel free to message or comment with suggestions that i should read and make sure to check out these writers other works because they are all amazing <3
Chris Evans
butterflies -Â @chanelfaerie
chris has got butterflies for youâdo you feel the same?
pop the questions - @angelkurenai
you are costars and in a relationship with Chris and while on the set of âGiftedâ, you are very clingy. when Chris sees you interact with your youngest costar, he realizes you would make a great mother
white - @agentofbarnes
chris canât seem to function while seeing you in a white dress
ask me properly - @twittytelly
while spending time with his family, chris realizes that it's the perfect time to put his 'plan' into action
red carpet w/ chris - @avenging-fandoms
your chrisâs costar with Chris and youâre both tipsy in a red carpet interview and giggling together, making no sense but just being all happy and sparking dating rumours
happy goddamn new year - @fluffymisha97
the morning after your new year with the evansâ which doesnât go all that smooth
sweet creature - @buckyhoney
domestic shit
ass man headcanon - @agentofbarnes
chris evans sure does love ass
and then he came along - @teebarnes
you haven't had the best record when it comes to relationships, you thought you couldn't be loved. until one day as you sat on the beach shivering, everything changed when chris came along
granola bar and lots of love - @planetofawe
with the kids away, you and chris have more than enough time to practice some aftercare (smut)
claim - @cloudystevie
your husband puts a baby in you (smut)
beer gut - @violetlilysunshine
chris gets self conscious after gaining a little bit of weight and not working out as hard as he used to during his Marvel days (smut)
dumb - @agentofbarnes
chris evans makes you dumb and you are a little touchstarved (smut)
red, white, blueâs in the sky, summerâs in the air, baby heavenâs in your eyes - @cloudystevie
sundayâs are for football games and attention (smut)
the big 4-0 - @rocketrhap3000
chris being insecure for his 40th bday but reader makes sure he knows just how much she loves him (smut)
my girl - @punani
chris loves calling you his girl (smut)
the fluffer (masterlist) - @punani
itâs the 70â˛s and the erotic videos industry is experiencing another boom after the risen popularity in the previous decade. the studioâs are hot, gemini flanagan is a brand, and youâre a newly hired assistant at shagginâ studios. chris takes a liking to you, altering your job description so that you get to work more closely with him. is this all just physical, or is there something more? (smut)
wedding shenanigans - @flowerbouquet
in which you and chris have a sneaky fuck in the bathroom during your best friends wedding (smut)
grocery run - @bucksfucks
innocently wearing chrisâ shirt leads to you finding out just how much he canât resist you (smut)
chain - @bucksfucks
chris tells you to bite down on his chain (smut)
home late (part 2) - @violetlilysunshine
smuttttttt
severance - @punani
the divorce process with chris is messy, seemingly never ending, and ultimately: heartbreaking. you had to be strong for your son, yourself, and eventually you wanted someone else to be strong for you, so, it seemed only natural that you would venture into the arms of another. however, sometimes the line between something officially ending or simply taking a break blurs when youâve known someone for longer than you can remember (smut/baby fever/ex!reader)
so beautiful to me - @uprootbasic
despite being broken up and coparenting, chris still want to show you how much he loves you (smut/baby fever)
sundress season - @jurassicbarnes
in which all it takes is a pretty little dress to break his resolve (ex!reader/smut/baby fever)
mwah - @iguessweallcrazyithinktho
ur little bubba is obsessed with kissys and keeps leaning in to kiss you (baby fever)
long hair lover - @iguessweallcrazyithinktho
chris comes back from filming red sea diving resort and his baby daughter is crazy in love with his long hair (baby fever)
slobbery kisses - @iguessweallcrazyithinkthoÂ
chris wakes up to sloppy kisses by his baby (baby fever)
baby rose - @fluffymisha97
reader and chris had a little baby girl. but not everything is going that well, you're both trying to navigate life as new parents (baby fever)
eve - @kiwisomething
you drop your son off with his father and he invites you in (baby fever/ex!chris)
parenting is hard blurb - @lokiscu
chris and the reader have just had a baby and the lack of sleep mixed with lack of physical affection and time they have with one another gets to both of them and they end up fighting because of the stress (baby fever)
isla - @uprootbasic
the reader is a famous singer and always sings to her little girl. one night, chris and the reader decides to have this little jamming session with their baby. chris plays the piano while the reader sings I wanna hold your hand by the Beatles (baby fever)
the neighbours lights - @lokiscu
itâs your first Christmas with a baby (baby fever)
paparazzi - @ozarkthedog
chris evans and reader are both famous and one day they are out with their daughter when paparazzi start to follow them (baby fever)
thunder - @worksby-d
your daughter is scared of the thunder (baby fever)
sheâs the one - @worksby-d
chris x singlemom!reader masterlist (baby fever)
protective stepdad chris x single!reader - @worksby-d
masterlist (baby fever)
truth be told - @kthynes
chris finds out he has a 6 month old baby because his partner didnât have the chance to tell him that she is pregnant because they broke up (angsty??/baby fever)
not her - @agentofbarnes
chris wants a family and you just arenât ready yet, but that doesnât mean he wants you any less (angsty?)
the love we have - @kthynes
the reader is chris's ex wife and she's about to be married again to a guy she doesn't really love. so in the night of her bachelorette party she's really drunk and she ended up going to his apartment and tell him that she still loves him and that she wants to hate him because he was the one who file for divorce but she can't, then she leaves. on the day of the ceremony their 10 year old kid tells Chris that he should go after her before is too late (angsty??)
Frank Adler
i ruined our sweet tune - @rodrikstark
the last person youâd expect to see in florida is the hot professor from your undergrad philosophy classÂ
buttons - @rodrikstark
buttoning franks shirt headcanonÂ
waffles - @amylillian22
the morning after their usual saturday date night, y/n runs into mary unexpectedly. frank wakes up to find them making waffles
remember - @sweater-daddiesdumbdork
frank wakes you up at the ungodly hour of 3:30 am and will not even tell you why
breeding kink - @stargazingfangirl18
as the hot single dad everyone wants to get with, frank turns a few heads at back to school night, and well, you may get a little possessive (smut)Â
magic demeanor - @bloodiedskirtts
after moving back to Florida in the middle of a heat wave, things seem to be getting worse and worse. the only thing to make her days any better is her neighbour, Frank. with neither of them willing to admit that they canât get enough of each other, a pesky shower malfunction may be the only way for them to tell each other how they feel (smut)Â Â
Ransom Drysdale
2:27 am - @cloudystevie
itâs 2:27 in the morning when ransom shows up at your doorstep, and he wishes he could tell you whyÂ
cold (third part of his return) - @kiwisomething
hugh is cold sleeping on the couch by himselfÂ
new man - @worksby-d
ransom loves to pretend heâs not whipped for you, but here he is letting you do your skin care routine on him
morning dew - @agentofbarnes
it was only supposed to be one night, but ransom canât seem to get you out of his head (smut)Â
Andy Barber
the proposal - @fairyevans
andy takes the reader on a gorgeous vacation but everything goes wrong except the proposalÂ
consequences - @stargazingfangirl18
life after your breakup with ransom (smut)
yes, mrs barber - @jurassicbarnes
in which youâre down on your knees, about to suck his dick within an inch of his life because it was the only way to shut him up (smut)Â
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haikyuu fic recs #2
a compilation of all the fics i recced from 17-27 june. you can find part one here. this mainly includes iwaoi, kagehina, kuroken, a couple of bokuaka and satuatsu, and a few extra others. enjoy!!
(note: the âothersâ section of this rec list will include gen fics, fics that feature multiple ships, and any ships that have less than 1k works solely dedicated to it on ao3. matsuhana is included in this because iâve only recced like 1 this week and itâd be weird if i gave them a section of their own lmao
also: the rec is rather long, so majority of the fics will be included after the cut.)

Spending all, spending all my time (loving you) by Hyeyu
Completed | G | 3.5k
The fastest speed ever recorded for a volleyball serve is 82 mph by the Bulgarian professional Matey Kaziyski. Bokutoâs own serve is around 75 mph on a good day.
The stranger in the empty concrete lot behind Bokutoâs apartment building receives 72.4 mph of volleyball with the side of his head.
In which Bokuto Koutarou plays volleyball at university, and Akaashi Keiji is a dimension traveller.
Operation BokuAka by kazzydolyn
Completed | T | 5.9k
After spending two whole years watching Bokuto and Akaashi pine for one another, the rest of the Fukuroudani Volleyball Club has had enough. When everyone meets up for a reunion dinner, the team decides to play matchmaker and finally get the two of them together.
Unfortunately, their plan starts to fall apart when they discover that Akaashi is already dating someone. And apparently so is Bokuto. What a strange coincidence.
OR: the fic where the Fukuroudani team tries to play matchmaker because they donât know that Bokuto and Akaashi are already secretly together.
I'll give a bouquet to these unending days by sparksandsalt
Completed | G | 6.5k
Even so, there is a compartment of his heart where he stashes away the memories he cannot bear to inspect for too long, for fear that his mind, as always, will calculate the very worst outcome. On one shelf: the gray hair he found at his temple a few days ago. In a deeper alcove: the startled look on his grandmotherâs face when she had forgotten his name for a moment too long when he last visited her. In a hidden room, maybe even a full annex shut away from the rest of his heart: Keijiâs entire sixteenth year, when a boy with incandescent eyes told him that they were the protagonists of the world, and Keiji had believed it.
Akaashi attends the MSBY Black Jackals - Schweiden Adlers game without informing anyone (other than his long-suffering invitee Tenma Udai)
bitter by silvercistern
Completed | G | 14.0k
He accepted his classmateâs chocolates gracefully, then declared his lack of interest with as much dignity as he could muster. She deserved the courtesy. At least sheâd acknowledged that Valentineâs Day was all about her, and not about him in the slightest.
Because if any of these girls had taken the time to actually get to know him, theyâd quickly realize something even more important than his lack of interest in girls.
And that was that Akaashi hated sweets.

Winner Takes it All by pancake_surprise
Completed | T | 3.9k
BOB: Are they both on one knee? And yet still wrestling each other somehow?
DICK: Just WHAT is going on between Argentinaâs setter and Japanâs athletic trainer?
MIYA ATSUMU: Seriously, guys, is anyone going to tell me whatâs going on?
BOKUTO: Shhh, itâs just getting good!
IWAIZUMI: Tooru- Shittykawa I just started! You canât cry already!
dream a little dream of me by desdemona (starblessed)
Completed | T | 9.8k
âso i accidentally summoned an incubus and you show up with your engine running, but see the problem is iâm actually asexual and this is just sort of awkward for both of us.â
Iwaizumiâs life is hard enough. Accidentally getting contracted to a perpetually horny sex demon who doesnât know the meaning of sleep and thinks milk bread is humanityâs greatest creation is the worst possible thing that could happen to him. Falling in love with him? Alright â maybe thatâs the worst thing.
Puzzleball by carriecmoney
Completed | T | 10.7k
Set in the tiered roof of an Upper Ring family home, framed by forest-green tiles and gutter gilt, is a wide ricepaper window that is never closed.
Avatar!AU set during the 100 Yearsâ War. Dai Li!Iwaizumi/Earth Kingdom peerage!Oikawa.
Terrarium by sausaged
Completed | T | 11.4k
Heâs practically a professional at being proactive (lies, lies, and lies when it comes to Iwaizumi).
At this point, is he really happy with just staying best friends forever? Will he be writing journals and collecting rocks forever (he will, he knows, but that is aside from the point)?
Can he really tag his Instagram photos with #YOLO if he doesnât actually put that phrase into practice?
A story about Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, plants, and rocks.
how to let your planets align by tether (tothemoon)
Completed | T | 15.9k
It is the last day on earth, December 2nd, 1985, when you realize youâre in love with him.
They Say it Rains Diamonds on Jupiter by exsao
Completed | T | 35.2k
âYouâre in love with him.â
Hajime considers denying it. He considers deliberately choking on his drink to express surprise, to create a distraction by spitting onto the man in front of himâs pristine white shirt and causing a commotion. Instead, he swallows his mouthful of soda and heaves a small sigh once his mouth is free.
âYeah,â he says instead.
Heâs never been good at lying, anyway.
Build A Temple In Me by Authoress
Completed | T | 39.8k
Up the mossy mountain steps, past the komainu guardians and the faded red gate, and beyond the boundaries of the green shrineâthatâs where the forest and the spirit world within it lies. Thatâs were Hajime met him, and where their story began.
But intertwining of destinies can be ugly business, Hajime finds, when their first meeting begins with blood and the too-human eyes of a beast.
[STANDALONE]
the way our horizons meet by skiecas
Completed | T | 43.8k
When Hajime is nineteen, he arrives in California near the trail end of summer, a little bit lost, eager to chase his dreams, and unaware heâs in love with his best friend.

Beautiful People Will Ruin Your Life by todxrxki
Completed | T | 3.2k
Kuroo Tetsurou runs a private Twitter account where he's constantly tweeting about how desperately in love he is with Kozume Kenma. Little does he know that Kenma sees all the tweets and keeps referencing the account in an attempt to get Kuroo to confess to him. / Or, five times Kuroo didn't notice Kenma hinting about his private Twitter account, and one time he finally did.
Richer than milk, sweeter than honey by redroseinsanity
Completed | T | 3.6k
Everyone always tells you not to give your name to a faerie, but nobody ever told Tetsurou not to give his heart.
Alternatively: How to bargain with a faerie and accidentally fall in love
the things that get caught in the valves of his heart by ghostpot
Completed | T | 4.0k
Emotional competency is not exactly Kurooâs strong suit. Kenma finds it quite amusing.
even if youâre ahead for a bit, i will catch up by ghostpot
Completed | G | 4.7k
Kuroo first confesses when theyâre sticky-fingered, wide-eyed kids, and subsequently every day after that. Kenma takes a while to come around.
Accidentally In Love by todxrxki
Completed | T | 5.1k
Kuroo frowns, but then slowly, the corners of his mouth lift up into a smirk. âWell, if itâs so unbelievable, why donât we give it a try?â Kenma glances up at him curiously. âWhat do you mean?â âLetâs do the 36 questions to fall in love,â Kuroo says, still smirking stupidly. âIf we donât fall in love, then youâre right, itâs bullshit. But if we do somehowâŚâ Kuroo waggles his eyebrows. âThen I win.â / Kuroo decides he and Kenma should do the 36 questions to fall in love as a joke, but they both start to realize they might actually be in love already.
top 10 worst pet names by Eskarina
Completed | T | 9.0k
Kuroo has the decency to look confused, but Yaku seems to have made up his mind. âTell me you two arenât actually dating.â
Stunned silence fills the room. Finally, Kenma thinks, he can actually get a word in and clear up the situation. He opens his mouth to speak when he catches Kurooâs sleazy grin in the corner of his eye, and his blood runs cold.
Alternatively: What if your team was too stupid to tell the difference between a wasp sting and a hickey and your best friend thought that was the perfect prank opportunity?
Show A Little Faith by minijhi
Completed | G | 13.9k
âWhy are you sending me a singing Valentine telegram?â Kenma asks, mouth flattened. "Itâs six months until Valentineâs Day.â
âI bought a dwarf over the summer to use as cupid.â Kuroo says. âI figured he could use some practice.â
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Presenting Kenma as the Boy-Who-Lived, whose living becomes a lot more interesting when Ravenclaw Prince Kuroo Tetsurou starts sending him singing telegrams about defeating the Dark Lord.
youâre the brake lines failing (as my car swerves off the freeway) by ghostpot
Completed | T | 15.0k
Kenma thinks that Kuroo looks ugly with his head bent against the arm of the couch like that. Then Kenma thinks that he wants to marry him, and is promptly thrown into the 5 stages of grief.
komorebi by moonseul
Completed | G | 16.8k
Against better judgement Kuroo follows Oikawaâs suggestion of getting a summer job and they end up working in a large multistory electronic goods store in bustling Ikebukuro. Oikawa is, not surprisingly, placed in the womenâs beauty section, while Kuroo has been relegated to the video game department. So, he spends the rest of his summer trying to convince himself that things will get better. (Spoiler: It does.)
teach me the way home by icespyders
Completed | T | 22.1k
Donât go far off, not even for a day, because â because â I donât know how to say it: a day is long and I will be waiting for you, as in an empty station when the trains are parked off somewhere else, asleep.
Kuroo and Kenma grow up in transit.

they donât know you like i do by murakamism
Completed | T | 3.8k
Team Japanâs oddball duo as seen by the rest of the world
(Or: Kageyama Tobio is bad at interviews, Oikawaâs still out to get him, Hinata is great with fans, and loves jumping onto Kageyama on live TV after winning games. Not that Kageyama minds)
now it seems as though we speak a completely different language (but youâll always be as beautiful as the moment that we met) by jublis
Completed | NR | 7.7k
Itâs hard to find something that belongs only to yourself when youâre a kid. You scrape all your edges to fit into something elseâs corners, and then turns out it wasnât even what you were looking for in the first place. Being a person is such hard, hard work. No one knows that better than children who are too much.
(When a boy is left alone for too long, he hungers.
Thatâs Shouyouâs first answer.)
Or, Hinata Shouyou learns how to stand on his own two legs. Featuring one too many complicated emotions, Kageyama Tobio, and hunger.
love to lay here lazy by rinpanna
Completed | M | 8.8k
âSo, apparently Twitter has a thing called âKagehina Dayâ where a bunch of our fans share writing and art and whatever of us, and itâs today,â Shouyou says, scrolling down the tagâs feed. He finds a particular thread that caught his eye earlier, holding his phone up for Tobio to see. âStuff like this.â
Tobio squints at the screen, brows furrowing. ââEvery time Kageyama and Hinata Smiled At Each Other During the Schedwein Adlers vs MSBY Black Jackals Match, November 2018â,â Tobio reads aloud, face contorting into that endearing constipated look he often wears when heâs confused. Fingers wrapping around Shouyouâs wrist, he brings the phone closer to his face. âThese are real?â
Shouyou breaks into a smile. âI donât know, they could be fake. Hard to believe you smiled this much, Scowly-yama.â
Meta AU where Shouyou and Tobio are together on Kagehina Day when Shouyou finds the Twitter tag. Shouyou gets a fandom-curated time capsule. Tobio gets a lesson in internet culture. #itsverysilly #theyreveryinlove
said youâre coming back home, boy, donât feel so alone by jublis
Completed | T | 9.0k
The ball rolls gently on the ground, all the way to Tobioâs feet. He bends down to pick it up, and something in his blood sizzles like lightning. He looks at the leathery surface, then at his sisterâs wild smile and neat hair; looks back at the court and the net, where the boys are running a spiking practice. Everyone else seems focused on the attackers, but Tobioâs eyes are zeroed on the one tossing. Set, connect, spike. Bang-bang-bang.
No one wins without the setter.
Tobio tosses the ball to Miwa and says, âAgain.â
Or, Kageyama Tobio grows up, older, and not that much wiser at all. Featuring brothers and sisters, anger, connection, and that moment when someone finally catches up with you.
jellyfish by mysterytwin
Completed | G | 31.0k
At the beginning of his last year at Karasuno High School, Hinata Shouyou starts a list and calls it THINGS TO DO BEFORE GRADUATION, all with high hopes that heâll be able to complete it before his time runs out.
Chaotic Neutral by akaraka (orphan_account)
Completed | T | 33.7k
Whoâs this Kageyama person on twitter and is he gay? 1: Anonymous see title 2: Anonymous curry king 3: Anonymous >> 1 Itâs the curry king, obviously. Have you been using his memes this whole time without knowing who he was? 4: Anonymous 1) Hinata Shouyouâs boyfriend 2) See above
Nocturnal Creature by MONANIK
WIP | M | 41.5k
âThere, on the ground by his feet, covered by the thick bushes, lay the biggest werewolf Shoyou had ever seen in his entire life. It was massive, stretched out to a baffling five or so meters in length and at least three to four in height. The werewolf was laying stretched out on its side, mouth agape, panting heavily. Six arrows poked out of its abdomen and Shoyou could tell by the blood and bruises on his gums that someone had tried to yank or break off one of his huge, sharp fangs. He wasnât sure whether human blood was involved in the mixture or not but froze up all the same; could do nothing but stare at the wounded creature splayed out before him.
Six arrows and this thing was nowhere near dead. Six poisonous arrows.â
Hinata is a young apprentice to an old nightchaser, Ukai, out one night on his first mission to hunt down a werewolf thatâs been terrorizing the village for quite some time. However, when he stumbles upon a tattered, beaten and dying werewolf he is immediately swept up by the humanity he finds in its eyes and decides then and there to defy the first and foremost rule of being a nightchaser: never let a werewolf walk free.
Vren by Icandigelvis
Completed | M | 100.3k
It was the boots that caught Shoyo's attention. They looked new and expensive sticking up from the tall grass, visible from the small trail he was walking on. He cautiously trudged closer, almost against his will. What Shoyo didn't notice, however, was the creature watching him; blue eyes following the oblivious human.

3 Miyas on the Court (+1 at the Onigiri Stand) by pancake_surprise
Completed | G | 6.1k
BOB: Itâs the Black Jackals taking home the win tonight! What a game, Dick, what a game!
DICK: It looks like we arenât the only ones who think so. Whatâs that going on down on the sidelines?
BOB: Now Dick, correct me if Iâm wrong but is that a fourth Miya?
DICK: If youâre talking about the man who just slam-dunked an onigiri into the floor, then yes, that is indeed another Miya.
BOB: Wow, three Miyas on the court and a fourth at the onigiri stand!? Never seen this before!
love could be labeled poison and we'd drink it anyways by myhopeisjhope
Completed | NR | 21.3k
"Huh?" is Atsumu's response, and it's seemingly the only thing the man could think of after the minute-long silence that stretched between them.
"We should break up," Kiyoomi repeats, more clearly now. He doesn't let any emotion seep into his voice, keeping it neutral and detached, as if breaking up with Atsumu was the easiest thing ever, while in fact it's the complete opposite.
The Story of Us by thesweetestnerd
Completed | M | 98.2k
Atsumu has spent the last year falling in love with Sakusa Kiyoomi, but itâs a secret theyâve never told anybody else.
When a car accident snatches Omiâs memories from the past two years away, Atsumu is left as the only one in the world who ever knew their relationship existed.

Gen ||Â Number One by dgalerab
Completed | G | 1.5k
Kuroo gets rated as the number one most attractive high school volleyball player. Oikawa doesnât handle it well.
Gen ||Â Enigma (A love letter to Bokuto Koutarou) by Mari_Writes
Completed | T | 2.5k
Fans of Udai Tenma and his manga discover Bokuto and collectively lose their minds.
Meanwhile, Bokuto's friends show their appreciation in different ways.
This is my love letter to Bokuto Koutarou đ¤
Gen ||Â kageyama tobioâs accidental first year harem by onceandforall
Completed | T | 8.6k
âJust spend more time with them at practice,â Yamaguchi says. âThe first years probably want to know you too.â
Kageyama frowns. Itâs not as if Kageyama doesnât know them at all. On the court, he knows what type of ball they prefer hitting. He knows roughly how high they are able to jump. He knows their numbers. He knows all the important things.
But the more Kageyama thinks about, he doesnât really know them, does he?
three times the new karasuno first years are intimidated by vice captain kageyama and one time they all want to get to know him
IwaOi & UshiTen ||Â Tending to a Wounded Heart by Minnievet
WIP | T | 56.3k
âNow, Iwaizumi-san, while I am flattered by your interest and must admit youâre very attractive, I must inform you my heart belongs to another, and Iâm not sure your dear captain Oikaw-â Satori wasnât even able to finish his jest, as a fuming Iwaizumi interrupted him. A blush blooming from his hairline down to his neck.
âIâM NOT HITTING ON YOU, DUMBASS!â
âŚ
After being discovered in the midst of breakdown in the bathroom of Seijoh, Tendou Satori strikes up an unusual friendship with Iwaizumi who seems keen on helping Tendou navigate his own unrequited feelings, despite ignoring his own.
All the while Tendouâs teammates are becoming more and more concerned with their blockerâs new behavior and mysterious texting buddy.
AranKita ||Â First and Last Love by ghermez
Completed | M | 6.9k
âWhat changed?â
âNothing. Everything. I woke up one day, alone as usual, ate my food, went into the field, stood there, and, like every morning before it, I thought of you.â
MatsuHana ||Â thatâs what you get (for waking up in vegas) by skittidyne
Completed | T | 4.2k
âThere was an Elvis?â Hajime asks.
âHe was the officiator. Itâs the clichĂŠ, right?â
ââŚOfficiator of what?â Tooru asks with a look down at Takahiroâs hand.
âYou can borrow my phone to pull pictures from for our wedding album.â Issei reaches over and grasps the hand with the ring on it. Everyone is staring at their clasped hands like a three-headed lobster just crawled onto the table. âYou were both the best men and I was very, deeply touched by how affected you both were at the ceremony,â he says in a perfect deadpan.
(( or: iwaizumi does not want to be the responsible one, and thus they suffer the consequences, or, perhaps, âsufferâ is a bit too strong of a word ))
YakuLev ||Â Among Giants by SportsAnimeRuinedMyLife (KnightOfRage)Â
Completed | T | 11.7k
Morisuke is surrounded by tall people.
#bokuaka#iwaoi#kuroken#kagehina#sakuatsu#ushiten#gen#arankita#yakulev#matsuhana#fic rec#fic recs#haikyuu#haikyuu fic recs#hq fic rec#haikyuu fic rec#haikyuu!!#hq#hq fic recs#hq!!#fic rec compilation
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So I wasnât sure which age you were referring to...so I went with teenagers đ just because they seriously are the sweetest. Theyâre besties first, and have been their whole life. It wasnât until much later in their life...14 for Arlo, and 17 for Iclynn that they developed a crush...
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I Donât Want You To
Summary:Â Arlo gets suspended
Pairings:Â Arlo Adler X Iclynn Baizen
Rating:Â mild
Warnings: language, fighting, John Walker being a pig, 18+ ONLY
Word Count:Â 1.5K
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âSo how was it?â a boy pushes at John Walkerâs shoulder as Arlo walks into the locker room. Not even paying the usual football team any mind. Always talking about girls. Always talking about taking what they want and leaving. He hates having this class with them.
âIt was so fucking easy,â John gives his buddies a laugh.
One pokes up from tying his shoes, âWhich one?â
âEveryone knows Illiana is a slut and will fuck anything with a dick,â John laughs, and Arlo finally glances up at him scowling, and none of them pay him any mind. âBut I like the ice princess. Completely virginal. Had her crying on just one finger,â he lifts up his finger and wiggles it around. âNot even that thick. Can you imagine how she choked my cock. Daddyâs little princess, sheâs not so sweet anymore. Made a mess in my truck. I couldnât help it I stretched her so much she bled.â
âSay her fucking name, you dipshit,â Arlo peers up at John through his lashes. Every word spitting out at him.
âOh, you mad you didnât get to split that shit open farm boy? Just got her fucking ready for you, if you ever have the balls to take the plunge. Course, if you just wanna get your dick wet, Iâm sure the sister will suck you off.â
Arlo charges towards John, shoving him up against the locker, âSay her name!â
âYour best friend. Whatâs her name? I forgot. Didnât care past her cunt. You should have seen her crying and begging me to stop and then to keep going,â Arlo punches him in the face, and watches his body fall to the floor. Moving over him to pound into him over and over again.
The other boys yell and try to get him off of John to no avail, until the coach gets in there. âAdler!â Arlo steps back, but still glares at Johnâs bloodied body. âWhatâs going on?â
âHe started it!â John screams, as Arlo turns and walks to the headmasters office. Sitting and waiting on his punishment. Even when his mom comes into the office, heâs silent and solemn. Offering no explanation.
âArlo!â Arleigh rushes after her son as he stomps through the parking lot. âArlo Everett Adler, what happened?â
âNothing,â his eyes fixed on the ground, hand on the door. âCan I go home now?â
âWeâre talking about this later. Me, your dad, and you. You donât do this. This isnât you.â
âIâll see you at home,â his voice flat and with no emotion as he jumps into his old Ford. Getting home, and he goes straight to barn to saddle up Jack. Never speaking to his horse like he normally does, just jumps on and rides through the property.
ââââââââââââ
Iclynn pulls into the Adler homestead in her baby blue Ford Falcon. Her hoodie hanging over her hands, holding it nervously with her fingers, and sheâs thankful she sees Arloâs truck, but with a look into the barn, she knows heâs not here.
She walks over to their tree swing, sitting on the old wood, and barely rocks it around. Sage and Clover staring at her through the fence, while Tulip pushes his ball over to her, âNot today buddy.â
She sits a moment staring at them, and tries to laugh through her tears. âI really screwed up. Arlo told me not to go on a date with that asshole. It was just nice having someone pay attention to me, instead of Ills.â
Continuing her conversation with the animals, Arlo and Jack return and he stares at the back of his best friend. Her head pointing to the ground, and looking completely defeated. In that moment, he decided everything that John said must be true, and she needs him. Clicking his tongue he rides behind the house, slightly tying Jack up, making sure he has water and sweet feed, âIâll put you up in a minute, buddy.â
He walks up behind Iclynn, and gives the swing a little push.
âAri,â her voice whispers out, unable to look at him. âYou shouldnât have done that.â
âIâd do it again.â
âWhy?â
He pushes her over on the wood, and squeezes himself beside her. Facing the opposite direction, so he can look at her. âYou not going to look at me?â
âYou hate me.â
âNo I donât. I hate what you did, butâŚâ
âWhat I did?â she looks up at him, her big blue eyes rimmed in red, and she looks confused. âWhat did I do?â
âJohn is talking all about it. Bragging. That disgusting piece of shit. He got what was coming to him. And if bragging about you wasnât enough, he started in on Illiana.â
âBragging about what?â
âPrincess, he took your virginity,â she shakes her quickly. Repeating no over and over again.
âNo, he tried. He wouldnât get off of me. Shoved his hands down my pants and I punched him. Bastard grabbed ahold of his nose cussing me. I made him bleed,â she huffs out a laugh, and then starts crying again. âHe said we had sex?â
âHe was disgusting.â
âAri, I promise, we didnât. HeâŚhe tried. He wasnât going to stop, so I had to stop him. AndâŚoh my god,â she starts hyperventilating, and then remembers what else he said. âWhat did he say about Illiana?â
âThat she was easy.â
âIâll kill him.â
âPrincess, stop. I��thatâs why I did what I did. Asshole canâtâŚhe touched you?â she nods her head, having to look away. âBastard. Iâll,â her arm wraps around his waist and she lays her head on his shoulder.
âCome on. Letâs get in the lake,â standing up, he takes off his shirt, throwing it on the ground, and Iclynn takes a gulp, looking away. Thinking she shouldnât find her best friend as attractive as she does. âCome on.â
âI donât have a bathing suit.â
âYou wearing panties and a bra? They black like they always are?â she tilts her head to the side, and gives him a weak smile, âI know they are. How many times have you bought underwear with me? Come on.â
âAri,â her voice whines out. Without asking he picks her up, throwing her over his shoulder, and starts the walk to the dock. âArlo Adler, you put me down right now. Arlo!â
âNope. Youâre swimming.â
âItâs gonna be cold.â
âWho cares,â placing her off his shoulder, he kicks his boots off. Undoing his belt, he jerks his pants down, and Iclynn inadvertently licks her lips. He had begun to get thick. Tall like his dad, but built like Curtis. Broad shoulders, and the prettiest v line on his hips. âIclynn Blade Baizen, either you take that baggy hoodie off, and jump in, or Iâll throw you in with all your clothes on.â
She finally begins to undress. And when sheâs just down to her underwear, he grabs her up, jumping in the lake with her. The two swim and splash around, waiting until theyâre winded before stopping. âThanks, Ari.â
âYouâre welcome, princess,â the only person besides her brother Otto, and her dad that gets away with using that name, is Arlo. Bashfully she looks away. Her mouth constantly going under the water, as she tries to stay afloat.
âCome here,â pulling at her arm, he holds her on him, âYou know for someone who has traveled the world, been to all these countries with water. You suck at swimming.â
âOr maybe,â she brings a hand to rest on his chest. Taking a deep inhale, and chickening out. âNever mind.â
âIcy, what is it?â
âYouâre my best friend.â
âThatâs never going to change.â
The two wade in the water silently, contemplating what Arlo had just said. âNever?â she asks, her eyes darting down to look at his lips, inching closer to him.
âNever.â
âWe canât go back from this,â she whispers, and he shivers at the thought. Heâs never wanted anything more than this. The years of falling asleep outside on a blanket. âCampingâ in her parents front yard while they told ghost stories. Riding around and listening to classic rock. Arlo always the one that could make her smile when she hated having her last name.
âI know,â he tells her. âI donât want to,â she quickly slots her lips against his, the two of them moaning into the other. He swims over to the dock, before lifting them both up. Laying over top of her, and feeling her the way heâs wanted to for years.
She pushes up on his chest, smiling when his hair drips down on her face. âCan weâŚI wanna have a sleep over in the treehouse.â
âWeâre not in a rush.â
âWeâve just had eighteen years to prepare for this, Ari.â
âIâm pretty sure Iâm grounded.â
âIâm pretty sure you know how to sneak off. You have before.â
âIcy, this slumber party is different,â she bites at her lip, and he leans over to kiss her kiss swollen pout.
âI promise, nothing happened with me and John.â
âThat wouldnât stop me, princess. Can I at least take you on a date?â
âA date?â she giggles up at him, her hands holding on to his hips, and she yearns to pull him closer to her. âIâve been staying in the treehouse. Itâs quieter there. No one would ever know. Please.â
âLet me see what kind of trouble Iâm in first. Maybe.â
âYou didnât say no.â
âI wonât be able to stop.â
âI donât want you to.â
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Hello beaujester fans I made a little list of f/f book recs for no reason other than i love beaujes and i love sapphic books
(the last two are bonus vexleth + some of my general fave f/f books by authors of colour)
more info and transcript below the cut;
these are a range of genres & are based on various tropes & things that might appeal to beaujes/ cr fans!
pls don't treat them like beaujes fanfic or anything, they're all great books on their own!!!
check goodreads reviews for trigger warnings if you might need them :)
oh also! if you have a library card, download the libby app! you can borrow ebooks for free!
transcript:
The Never Tilting World by Rin ChupecoÂ
cool fantasy world split into day & night, with asian characters & author
bodyguard + princess whoâs lived in a tower her whole life
they met in a bookstore & one loves silly romance novels
(& thereâs a m/f pair too)
a duology, complete
The Mermaid, The Witch & The Sea by Maggie Tokuda-Hall
this is actually f/nb (one MC is genderfluid)
a rich sheltered girl travelling to meet a husband sheâs never met gets taken by pirates, and one of them helps her escape
fairytale-like, pirates, mermaids, & magic!
Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Cordova
a girl who accidentally sent her family to a kind of Latinx fairyland must travel to get them back
best friends to lovers!
a bi love triangle
(start of a trilogy based around 3 bruja sisters)
We Set The Dark On Fire by Tehlor Kay Mejia
two girls (forced to be) married to
the same man in a Latinx dystopian fantasy world fall in love with each other
& become involved in the revolution
friends to rivals to friends to lovers!
a duology, complete
The Falling In Love Montage by Ciara Smyth
grumpy + sunshine girl ya contemporary romance
girl who doesnât believe in romance or happy endings meets a girl who
loves romcoms & they plan to date
just for the summer
their dynamic reminds me a lot of bj tbh
The Last True Poets of the Sea by Julia Drake
sapphic retelling of Twelfth Night
shipwreck hunting & family mysteries
honestly iâm partly putting this here just bc thereâs a chapter called âsapphire of the seaâ
Under The Lights by Dahlia Adler
lesbian korean-american actress in a new teen tv show falls for her bi coworker
(dual pov w a straight guy whoâs kinda a dick but they end up friends in the end)
The Weight of The Stars by K. Ancrum
two girls bonding over their love of space
scrappy teens in a small town
found family
rivals to friends to lovers
The Scorpion Rules by Erin Bow
dystopian future ruled by an AI by keeping children of world leaders as âhostagesâ in isolated schools
slow burn best friends to lovers And oh my god they were roommates....
(thereâs a love triangle w a boy but she ends up with the girl)
Crierâs War by Nina Varela
fantasy world where automae rule over humans
human rebel / sheltered automae princess
lots of yearning, enemies to lovers
a duology, complete
A Memory Called Empire by Arkady Martine
adult sci-fi with an ambassador from a small station travelling to the empire
interesting alien cultures, court intrigue, politics (if u like that side of CR)
slow burn allies to friends to lovers
Honey Girl by Morgan Rogers
new adult contemporary novel where two women get drunk married in vegas
smart girl + creative girl
queer found family
coming of age & dealing with family expectations
[i have not read this one yet!]
BONUS: VEXLETH
Ash & Huntress by Malinda Lo
two seperate books set in a chinese inpisred fantasy world
a cinderella retelling where she ends up with the huntress instead of the mysterious fae man
and two women on a quest to save the world from a fairy queen freezing it
Of Fire And Stars by Audrey Coulthurst
a princess goes to another kingdom to marry a prince, but falls for his horseriding sister instead
one has fire magic, the other loves animals (their hair colours are swapped from vexleth too đ)
magic, fantasy world, dragons
a duology, complete (with a prequel too)
Breaking Legacies by Zoe Reed
a huntress gets tasked with finding runaway princess but falls for her instead
dragons, wolves, magic & found family
[I have not read this one yet]
These Feathered Flames by Alexandra Overy
awkward redhaired lesbian who can turn into a giant flaming monster bird
& a swordfighting dark haired palace guard
sister relationships & politics
MC has a pet bear that she rides...
[have not read this one, I donât think itâs out quite yet]
BONUS: some fave f/f books by authors of colour because half of the above are by white authors
Girl, Serpent, Thorn by Melissa Bashardoust (ya persin fairytale fantasy)
The Space Between Worlds by Micaiah Johnson (adult sci-fi)
Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan (YA asian high fantasy trilogy)
Each of us a Desert by Mark Oshiro (YA latinx fantasy)
Cinderella Is Dead by Kalynn Bayron
Tell Me How You Really Feel by Aaminah Mae Safi (YA contemporary romance) You Should See Me In A Crown by Leah Johnson (YA contemporary romance)
The Henna Wars by Adiba Jaigirdar (YA contemporary romance)
Not Your Sidekick by C.B. Lee (YA contemporary/superhero/dystopia)
In The Vanisherâs Palace by Aliette de Bodard (adult beauty & the beast retelling w a dragon)
#beaujester#beaujes#critical role#long post#this is exactly what i should be doing with my time right now#posting this on my book blog bc. u know. books. but i am layahimalaya/layaart#laya talks
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You know what I love? The idea of Kageyama using that scary smile of his during sex
Sure itâs not the soft smile he gives when you give him a kiss when you get home, or when you gift him a date night in.
Sure itâs not great when youâre trying to give him flowers after a good game with the Adlers, or when you try to take a selfie with him at the aquarium with the blue lights glowing,
But when youâre a mess below him, ass in the air and back fully bent while he ruts into your wet cunt, and you can hear how he pants from the exertion of pulling your hips against him over and over and over-
And you look back, meet his eyes, and then suddenly heâs got that demonic smile on his lips
I bet youâd cream on the spot
And heâd run his fingers lightly around where youâre stretched over him while you twitch and cry, watching your lips tug on his dick, knowing what he did.
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Unbelievable Chapter VII (Sherlock x Reader fanfic)
Links to Chapter I and Chapter VIII
TRIGGER WARNING - VIOLENCE AND GUNS If you want to skip this part, skip to chapter X <3
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Chapter VII
As I walked out of the building, I realised I had forgotten to take my work keys with me, so I had to go and get them. I quickly walked into my flat and got my keys, but when I walked out again three men stood at my door. One of them pointed his gun at me, while another kicked me in my knees, causing me to fall over. The men then dragged me upstairs, while the third still was aiming at me. I punched and kicked and scraped the walls, but they were too strong. âSHERLOCK!!â I screamed, but there was no answer. âStay quiet darling,â the man with the gun said, but I then shouted âMRS HUDSON?â again no answer. Despite my struggles, they managed to drag me up the stairs and sat me down on a chair. I screamed as they tied my hands and feet to the chair. Then I heard muffled sobs to my left. Mrs Hudson sat tied to another chair with a sock looking object strapped in her hair
âYou might as well be quiet darling; we wouldnât want this to hurt.â The gunman said with a grin. Fuck. I tried to get out of the ropes, but they were tied so tight, and so thin, that I could feel them cut into my hands. Apparently, the men saw my grimacing expression because they all started chuckling. My eyes started watering from the pain.
âOkay, pretty lady. You know what we want.â The gunman said.
I breathed in sharply. âI really donât!â
The man punched me with his fist. His ring hit me right above the cheekbone. A drop of blood landed on my skirt as I dropped my head in response to the pain.
âIrene Adler. We want her phone.â He put my head in his hand, lifting it took look at him. I retracted. âYouâre such a gorgeous girl. I really wouldnât like to ruin it.â He bowed down and kissed my cheekbone wound. Disgusting. âWe know that Sherlock has the phone. And you, if anyone, would know where it is.â He dropped my head and walked a step back.
âWhy would I know, sir?â God, my head was throbbing from the punch.
âStop it with the games Miss L/N,â he shouted as he kicked my chair, almost making me fall over.
âItâs not a game. I donât know anything about Ireneâs phone. And why would I? Sherlock does not care for me. I am just his neighbour. The person he cares the most about is John, and he would never even dare admit that!â
âSTOP LYING!â He kicked my chair again, making me fall to the ground. My head hit the floor like a stone. For a moment my vision went black. As I regained my vision, coloured dots showed the manâs face. His face was no more than five centimetres from mine. âDonât you get it? I will make you go through hell if you donât tell me right now!â he shouted. âAnd donât give me that âI am just his neighbourâ; we know that you two are dating.â Then he put his foot on my neck and pressed it down. My vision went blurry yet again as I tried to breathe. My head felt like it was exploding. Then he stepped away. âGet it now?â
âI know nothing of Sherlock, you bastards. He doesnât give a shit about me. You can torture me all you want; heâs not going to care. I only met him days ago. Yes, I may be fond of him, but that feeling is not returned, and never will be. And yes, that hurts, but it doesnât matter. He doesnât care. Never will. When you like Sherlock itâs like liking the starts. You donât expect them to like you back! And for Godâs sake, I am not his girlfriend you idiots!â
The man kicked my head, and then stood on my throat again. Just as I felt like I was going to die, the sound of an âahemâ appeared. The man stepped away from me, and there was Sherlock. How long had he been there? Please say he had just arrived. If not, then he was a dick. A massive one.
âPlease step away from my girlfriend.â Oh, that dick. I was going to punch him so hard. âAnd donât snivel Mrs Hudson. Itâll do nothing to impede the flight of a bullet. What a tender world that would be.â
I stared at Shercock, why couldnât he just help her instead of being a cock.
âI believe you have something that we want, Mr Holmes,â said the man.
âThen why donât you ask for it?â He finally walked over to Mrs Hudson, although I couldnât really see what he was doing as I was facing the other way.
âIâve been asking this one. She doesnât seem to know anything.â Said the man. âBut you know what Iâm asking for, donât you, Mr Holmes?â
âI believe I do.â
âOh, please, Sherlock.â I heard Mrs Hudson say.
âFirst, get rid of your boys.â
âWhy?â
âI dislike being outnumbered. It makes for too much stupid in the room.â
I chuckled, which made for an awkward silence in the room. Then the man said, âyou two, go to the car.â
Sherlock continued: âThen get into the car and drive away. Donât try to trick me. You know who I am. It doesnât work. Next, you can stop pointing that gun at me.â
âSo you can point a gun at me?â
âIâm unarmed,â he said, putting his arms out ready for a pat-down.
âMind if I check?â
âOh, I insist.â
The man walked over to him and patted him down. Sherlock rolled his eyes dramatically, as he began patting his back. Then, quickly, he pulled out a sanitiser spray can, twisted around, and sprayed the man directly in the face. He screamed loudly, blinking more than I thought humanely possible. Then Sherlock headbutted him in the face, making him fall unconsciously back onto the coffee table. Sherlock flipped the can in the air triumphally. âMoron.â
âYeah, you are. Go untie Mrs Hudson,â I cried, making Sherlock sigh and run to untie her.
âOh, thank you,â she said tearfully
âYouâre all right now, youâre all right.â He responded. Then he came rushing over to me and raised my chair so that I finally sat upright again. My head was spinning violently, and I almost fell over again, but he caught me.
âJesus Christ Y/N, what did they do to you!?â
âYou probably saw it all, didnât you, darling?â
He chuckled. âThe stars?â
âOh, shut up you dick!â I couldnât help but smile. Sherlock untied my feet and hands. Seeing the wounds from the ropes, he took my hands into his.
âSherlock youâre getting blood on your hands.â
âY/N for Godâs sake.â He turned my hands multiple times to observe the damage.
âSherlock, itâs fine. Iâm fine.â I looked him in his eyes.
âYouâre not fine, youâre bleeding from at least three places.â His eyes scanned me quickly. I stood up wanting to go over to Mrs Hudson, but as I walked over there, I noticed how badly I was hurt.
âDo you have any bandages?â I asked Sherlock, and he went to get some. Soon he was back, and I patched myself up. When I was done, I walked over to Mrs Hudson and helped her onto the sofa with a blanket over her. Sherlock looked at me weirdly.
âWhat? Sheâs in shock. They do this in movies.â And then I bandaged her up.
âY/N, youâre even more hurt than her, you should rest.â
âYeah, right.â I walked over to the man and dragged him over to my chair. The pain in my wrists overwhelmed me, and for a split second everything went dark again, and I was falling. Then, I regained my composure and lifted him up into the chair. I then tied him to the chair and strapped the sock thingy into his mouth. Then I took his gun and pointed it at him. âCall the cops Sherlock.â My hand was shaking. Shit, these wounds were killing me.
âY/NâŚâ He said and put his hand on my wrist to bring the gun down. I inhaled sharply and then fell over. Everything went dark.
#bbc sherlock#sherlock x reader#sherlock bbc#sherlock fanfic#sherlock holmes#sherlock x y/n#sherlock fandom#sherlock has feelings#sherlock rp#sherlockian
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Riding High

Ch10: Hustle
Chapter Summary:Â Itâs date time!!! Woohoo!! The slow burn has FINALLY burst into flamesâ
Chapter Warnings:Â Bad Language words. SMUT (NSFW, no under 18s thanks!)
Chapter Pairings:Â Â Frank Adler x OFC Fliss Gallagher
Disclaimer: This is a pure work of fiction and classified as 18+. Please respect this and do not read if you are underage. I do not own any characters in this series bar Fliss Gallagher and the other OCs. By reading beyond this point you understand and accept the terms of this disclaimer.
Riding High Masterlist // Main Masterlist
Chapter 9
âAnd there is no, no song I could sing, and there is no combination of words I could say, but I will still tell you one thingâŚweâre better together.â

Fliss checked herself over again in the mirror and bit her lip. Frank had told her to dress casually, and bring a sweater as it could get a bit chili on the water at this time of year. Sheâd opted for a pair jeans with ripped knees, a sleeveless black top with white lace detailing in the shape of daisies and a pair of high-top pink converse. Her hair was pulled back into a loose bun and her make-up was heavier than she normally wore but not too obvious. That said, she still feltâŚ
Actually what was it she felt?
âThatâs what youâre wearing?â John looked her up and down as she emerged from the walk-in closet. Fliss felt her heart sink, sheâd spent ages picking this outfit for the night out John had said they were going on.
âWhat, is it notâŚâ she asked and trailed off.
âNo, wear a dress, for fucks sake Felicity, weâre going to an up-scale restaurant, not a goddamned diner.â
At that point she heard her mum calling, jerking her back out of the memory. She took a deep breath and grabbed her long black cardigan. Frank wasnât John, and she wasnât fucking Felicity. With a final check of her appearance she headed down the stairs to find her mum waiting in the living room of the annex.
âOh you look lovely!â Verity gushed and Fliss smiled.
âThanks mum, you okay?â
âYeah, just came by to ask if you wanted us to take Thor for the night or,â there was a glint in her motherâs eye and Fliss gave a snort.
âIâm coming home.â she shook her head âThis is a first date. What do you take me for?â âWell itâs been a while.â Verity shrugged, nonchalantly and Fliss picked up a cushion off the sofa and threw it at her.
âYouâre terrible.â
Verity caught the cushion and tossed it back, smiling. âOk, honestly, I just wanted to see how you were, thatâs all.â
âBig girl mum, sure I can handle a date. Besides, itâs Frank.â she shrugged.
âI know.â Verity replied, and studied her daughter for a second, a softness on her face, but before Fliss could reassure her some more, she heard Frankâs truck pull up outside.
Fliss moved round her mum and opened the door, ushering her out.
âOkay, I get the message!â Verity held her hands up, calling Thor. He obediently trotted after her. âIâll put him back in later.â
âThanks mum.â she smiled as she waved at Frank who had cut the engine and was just climbing out.
âBill let me in.â He said by way of explanation as Fliss looked at him. âHi V.â He nodded to the woman and she gave him a warm smile back.
âHi Frank.â she said, turning back to Fliss, looking over her shoulder as she walked âHave fun kids, donât do anything that I wouldnât do.â
âThat leaves a lotâŚâ Fliss said sarcastically, rolling her eyes as her mum laughed and disappeared up the drive to the main house. She turned to look at Frank who smiled at her as he walked round the back of the truck. He was dressed in a pair of dark jeans, dark blue sneakers and a light blue button down.
âYou look great.â He smiled at her and she flushed a little, all her earlier trepidation vanishing as there was nothing but softness on his face.
âDonât look too bad yourself, Sailor.â she replied a little shyly, and he grinned, pushing his sunglasses up onto his head as he followed her into the house âAlthough I was kinda hoping youâd wear one of those hideous Hawaiian shirts.â
âYou literally just called them hideous.â He rolled his eyes
âHideous and endearing.â She quipped, grabbing her purse before she retrieved her cardigan from where she had tossed it onto the sofa.
âReady?â he asked.
She nodded.
With a smile he offered her his hand and she took it without a second thought, and allowed him to lead her to the truck.
******
Frank parked his truck outside his house and led Fliss down the path towards the docks. They chatted comfortably as he made his way to the boat heâd borrowed for the evening and before long heâd fired it up and was steering them out of the harbour and into the bay. Fliss sat down on one of the benches, her legs resting on the wooden step in front of her, sunglasses covering her eyes as she glanced out over the water, the wind gently catching the loose strands of her hair and her sweeping bangs. Frank glanced at her every so often, simply drinking her in.
Eventually he picked up the speed ever so slightly and then called to Fliss, nodding to a cool box on the side that Dave, the owner, had left for him when heâd told him why he wanted to borrow it. He liked Dave, often swung a fair bit of work his way and he was a good man, always tipped Frank well.
Fliss retrieved two bottles and flipped the tops off before handing him one.
âAre you allowed to drink and be in charge of a boat?â she asked.
He shrugged âNever been stopped yet.â She smiled and took a drink, moving to stand besides him.
âCan I have a drive?" Fliss looked at him
"Thought you sailed a boat?" Frank said, teasingly as he took a mouthful of Bud.
"You're a dick, Adler" Fliss deadpanned back.
Frank laughed "Whatever, and no you canât."
"Why?" she pouted.
"Because I donât fancy having to call Mary from Puerto Rico"
"Hmmm." Fliss pondered, swallowing her beer. "Are we even on the open ocean yet?"
"No"
"Well how the fuck would we end up in Puerta Rico?" She laughed "And, according to that compass," she pointed to the dial in front of them on the cockpit of the boat, "we're heading South West so we would hit Havana or Cancun first anyway. That is once we've actually made it out of the bay of course."
"You know it's no wonder you and Mary get on so well.â He shook his head. "Both smart asses."
She chuckled as she stood beside him and they made their way at a reasonable pace across the water, Frank keeping his eyes peeled for what he was hoping to find, and after five minutes or so he spotted the tell-tale ripples on the surface of the bay and grinned. He changed course slightly, heading towards his target and was just about to finally tell Fliss what he was heading towards when one of the dolphins broke surface. It was a small leap but Fliss gripped his arm and gave an excited gasp.
"Is that...are they dolphins?"
"Yup." he grinned at her. She looked at him in amazement and he smiled as they sped forward towards them, watching as another leapt out of the water, this time far higher as they continued to follow the pod, Fliss making her way to the stern for a closer look. To Frank they were a common sight but for Fliss, who had never seen them in the wild so close, it was amazing, and the smile never faded from her face for the entire time. She glanced back at him every so often, beaming, and it made his chest flutter every goddamned time she did. Eventually after about twenty minutes or so the pod dived and then emerged a little way ahead of them and Frank slowed down a touch, allowing them to pull away.
"Wow." Fliss breathed as she made her way back towards him and Frank took her empty bottle and tossed it into a garbage bag along with his own. "Frankie, that was..." she sighed unable to express what she was feeling. Frank chuckled softly watching her before he reached for her arm, gently pulling her in front of him as he stepped back.
"Take the wheel." He said softly into her ear.
"Fuck, what?" She stiffened slightly
"You wanted a go."
"I was only joking...I can't sail this thing!"
He laughed. "Come on its easy, I'll show you look.â he moved closer to her, his chest brushing her back as his hands gently fell over hers on the wheel. He steered with her for a moment before he gradually let go and his fingers softly traced up her arms.
Fliss felt the goose-bumps spring forth at his touch and at the same time Frank noticed her breathing changing slightly and he suddenly worried he had overstepped the mark. But, as his hands stopped at her elbows, she turned her head slightly, her face inches from his as she looked up at him over her shoulder. Her eyes flicked down to his mouth and he took the initiative and leaned down pressing his lips to hers in a soft kiss which, although fleeting, sent shivers down his spine. They both pulled back for a second or two before their lips were back together, this time the kiss a little stronger and Frank's right hand felt for the key in the ignition of the boat and he turned it cutting the engine. Fliss chuckled against his lips as she turned round to face him.
"Just out of interest, what happens if the boat doesn't start again?" She asked, pushing his sunglasses up onto his head so she could see his eyes.
He arched an eyebrow at her. "Are you doubting my handy-work, Cowgirl"
"Wouldn't dream of it, Sailor." she murmured as he closed the distance between them, his hands falling to her hips before he kissed her again.
Frank already knew he was an utter gonner for this woman and the feeling of her mouth on his and her body pressed against him simply solidified that fact. It was as if this was what he had been holding out for, like it was just meant to be. Her arms snaked round his neck, and when one of her hands fisted gently in his hair, he gripped her hips ever so slightly tighter and his tongue skated along her bottom lip, seeking permission. She obliged, opening her mouth slightly and he took the lead, his hands sliding round to her back pulling her closer. It was passionate, deep, the two totally wrapped up in one another, no regard for the fact they were on a boat, merely drifting across the bay.
It was only when a loud cheer hit their ears that they broke apart and both turned their heads to see a larger boat floating last with a group of four men passing, all raising beer bottles at them in a toast, shouting and hollering various cat calls. "Friends of yours?" Fliss asked, Frank's hands gently rubbing at the base of her spine. "I have absolutely no idea who they are" he gave a chuckle as the boat full of guys headed off past them into the setting sun.
The moment broken, Frank gently moved round Fliss and started the boat back up, grabbed another two beers whilst she shrugged on her cardigan, before he stood back and let Fliss pilot the boat for a little longer, using the excuse of straightening up their direction to touch her in some form or way as often as he could, until the light started getting dim and he reluctantly suggested they should probably be making their way back. Fliss moved to let him take the wheel and, to his delight, as he moved to steer, he felt her hands link round his waist and her cheek press into his back. They stayed like that until she needed to move so he could move the boat back into its allocated spot before bringing it to a stop.
He stepped off the boat, gave directions to Fliss as she remained on the deck and the two of them ensured the boat was moored properly. Frank hopped back on board, made sure everything was locked down and then stepped onto the jetty again, offering his hand to Fliss. She took it and stepped onto the wooden platform besides him and he smiled as she adjusted her hold so her fingers were laced between his. They walked in silence back towards the main area of the harbour, the lights twinkling on the water as they walked down the wooden planks.
"So Mary's staying at Roberta's." Frank broke the silence. "What do you say we take this date to Ferg's?"
"You wanna take me to Ferg's on our first date?" She asked, her hands sliding up over his chest to his shoulders and he bit back the moan that had arisen in his throat at her touch. "How romantic..."
"Come on cut me some slack" he chuckled as his hands fell to her hips again "I took you out chasing dolphins in the sunset!"
"Hmmm, well, I suppose when you put it like that." she grinned, reaching up to close the distance between them once more in a soft, sweet kiss "I'm just kidding, Sailor. I like Fergâs...it has character."
"One way of describing it." He chuckled as he places and arm round her shoulder. âYou alright to walk, itâs only ten minutes or so from here.â
âWalkingâs good.â she nodded, leaning into him. ***** "He Joe, can I get an eight bucket?" Frank looked at the bar tender, hanging him a twenty "And can you make sure there's change for the pool table?" "No worries..."
As Fliss came back from the restroom, Frank smiled at her, and then suddenly cursed himself as he realised he hadnât asked her what she wanted.
âI ordered beer. Is that ok or did you want something else?â âNo, beers great.â she beamed at him, âBut thank you for asking.â
Frank didnât press the fact that she didnât need to be so grateful at common courtesy, he figured that was another hang up from her asshole ex and he had no intentions of bringing that fucker up in any way, shape or form tonight.
Joe set the bucket down, handed Frank his change and Frank tipped him before he handed Fliss a beer and picked the bucket up with one hand, gently steering her away from the bar, towards the pool table at the back with his other, fingers gently splaying at the lower part of her back. He set the beer bucket down on a table to the right and then fished in his pocket for some change. âWanna make this more interesting?â He asked as he slid the coins into the shot.
âI'm not playing strip pool, not in the middle of a bar anyway.â Fliss shook her head, taking a mouthful from her bottle.
âSo you would in private?â he grinned as the balls rolled down and he bent down to retrieve them and started to place them on the table.
She smirked
âOkay, filing that for future reference.â he said, pointing his bottle at her as he straightened up.
âYou donât have a pool table.â
âIâll get one.â he deadpanned, causing her to laugh. âBut no, I was talking about a wager.
She groaned âI'm really shit at pool.â
âOk, weâll do best outta three, .and I'll even give you a four ball head start on the first game.â he coaxed.
âWhat's the bet?â she narrowed her eyes.
âLoser buys the shots?â
"You know itâs probably easier if I just go buy em now."
âAh, câmon!â he said, his Boston drawl slipping out slightly stronger than normal. âDonât be a baby.â
âFine.â she said, with a heavy sigh. âBut Iâm buying Tequila. I canât stand Sambucca and straight vodka makes me want to hurlâ
âWhatever you say sweetheart.â
It turns out Fliss wasnât exaggerating. On their first game she really was terrible. Frank laughed as she pouted at him and told him he was mean as he pulled another two beers from the bucket, handing her one, before racking the balls up again before he chalked up his cue.
âYouâre break.â He smiled and she rolled her eyes as he positioned the white ball on the spot. She took her cue and bent over the table.
âOk, move your hand,â he said, reaching over and repositioning her hold, âlittle more accuracyâŚbut you need to put some power behind it too.â He moved her right elbow back and guided her arm through the shot and it broke the pack with a satisfying clack, sending a striped into the top pocket.
âGuess Iâm stripes.â she shrugged, standing up, her back brushing against his chest. He dropped a kiss to her cheek and moved so she could take the next shot. The game continued in this vein, Frank helping her, showing her where to aim so she hit the balls in the right spot, continually correcting her elbows and guiding her hands so that she didnât hit anything too hard. There was an intimate quality to it too, being pressed behind or over her and at one point he certainly had a twitch in the groin area and had to back away, leaving her to it.
After he deliberately fouled up on the final shot, Fliss ended up winning and she stood straight and looked at him.
âYou did that on purpose.â
He shrugged, grinning. âMakes it interesting for the final. Tie break.â
âCan I break again?â she asked as he racked the balls up.
He nodded, strictly speaking it was his turn but, well, like it mattered. He was going to win anyway.
Fliss broke and potted a solid this time. And then she proceeded to pot shot after shot. Frankâs mouth fell open as she moved to her next ball, then the next and she looked up at him, smirking as she nominated the pocket just in front of him and then sank her last ball without him even getting a single turn. He could do nothing but stare at her for a moment before he snapped his mouth shut.
"You just eight balled me." he looked at her.
She shrugged
"Wait, did I just get hustled?" he asked, realisation washing over him. The corner of her mouth twitched up in a grin and he groaned as he shook his head. âFuck me.â
âThink you owe me some shots.â She teased, pulling the last two bottles of beer from the bucket and handing him one.
âWhere did you learn to play pool like that?â he asked, shaking his head.
âWell when I was competing I was on the road a lot with the team.â She smiled. âWe socialised in the evenings, guess I just picked it up. Thatâs also where I learned how to hustle.â
âI donât know if I should be pissed off or impressed.â He teased, picking up the bucket which was loaded with their empties as they made their way back to the bar.
Or turned onâŚ
âCanât you be both?â she looked at him and he laughed.
âTequila was it?â
Three shots each later they were both definitely feeling the buzz and at that point Fliss insisted she needed to switch to water, explaining she was still up early in the morning for lessons, reminding him that Mary had one at two.
âSo I get to see you tomorrow as well?â he smiled and she grinned.
âMust be your lucky weekend.â she smirked.
âClearly.â
The soft flirting continued for another half an hour before Fliss reluctantly groaned and said she needed to get home. Frank didnât want the evening to end but he got it, it was past midnight and she was up at seven.
As he walked her out to her cab, she declined the offer of him riding with her and smiled, turning to face him.
âI had a really great night.â she said, shyly as she tucked a stray strand of hair behind her hear. âThank you.â âMe too.â he said, honestly. He smiled at her, before he moved towards her, his arm circling her waist before he dipped his head to catch her lips in a soft kiss.
âSee you tomorrow.â she smiled, her head resting against his before he grinned again and opened the door for her.
âYeah, you will.â
**** Fliss groaned as her alarm went off, blinking and grimacing at the light. Her head was fuzzy, that tequila really hadnât been a great idea. Then the memory of the rest of the date came back and she smiled to herself, laying her head back on the pillow. Allowing herself five minutes of dozing and basking in the memory and warm feeling she had, she eventually knew she had to get up and headed for the shower.
Thankfully she was up too early to encounter her mother, who she knew would want the gossip. She had half been expecting her to be waiting when she got back but suspected that her dad had probably forbidden her from doing so. After a coffee and some headache tablets she felt ready to face the day and grabbing a bottle of water she headed out to her jeep. Just as she climbed in her mobile went and she opened the message smiling as it was from Frank. A simple âGood morningâ with a kiss at the end. Biting her lip, she sent him a reply before she climbed into her car.
She hardly had time to think about anything once she arrived at work. She opened up, checked her diary, indulged in a little bit more text flirting to and fro with Frank before her nine am class arrived and then it was none stop until lunch. Joanne was gently drilling her for information on her date but she was giving nothing away, other than the fact sheâd enjoyed herself, before she threatened to sack the woman if she didnât stop asking. Joanne merely smirked knowingly and shrugged before she changed the subject.
It was about half one when Frank and Mary walked onto the yard, Mary barrelling straight for Fliss before she headed into the barn to see Monty.
âHey.â Frank smiled at Fliss and she beamed back, suddenly a little shy, for what reason she had no idea. He looked good though, faded jeans and a white polo shirt with a red horizontal stripe running across his chest.
âHi.â she smiled at him. âSheâs keen!â she gestured to the direction Mary had gone in.
âSheâs been dressed and ready since eleven.â he groaned âKept badgering me to bring her earlier.â
âYou should have done.â Fliss smiled as she headed back to the office, Frank taking the opportunity to eye up her ass in those damned fine riding breeches before he hastily averted his gaze as she looked over her shoulder at him. âIâve told you, Iâm not averse to child labour.â
Frank chuckled and followed her into the tack room, pushing his shades up onto his head, and she gave a small yelp of surprise as his hands fell to her hips and he spun her round.
âCâmere.â he said softly, pulling her to him, his lips meeting hers. She eagerly kissed him back as his right hand slid up to cup her cheek, and then the door to the tack room flew open and they both jumped slightly, Frank turning round to see Mary and Joanne stood there. Joanne looked at Fliss, smirking slightly and Mary paused for a moment before she put her hands on her hips and eyed Frank.
âAbout damned time.â she said, with a very Roberta-esque air.
Frank groaned as Fliss giggled, her cheeks burning slightly before Mary looked at her, then to Frank before she grinned and shook her head.
âRobertaâs gonna love thisâŚâ **** âOh come on!â Frank groaned as Fliss scored another strike, turning to hi-five Mary. âThis is nothing but a fix up.â âOh quit your fuss.â Fliss teased âNot my fault you decided you could take us both on. Did you not learn anything from Friday night?â
âYeah, not to trust innocent little British girls who claim theyâre crap at something.â He said, his hands on his hips.
âWho said anything about being innocent?â She winked at him and, damned, if that didnât stir something in his belly. Shaking his head, and glad it was his turn, he moved to pick up a bowling ball making his way to the aisle. He took aim and then staggered back as Mary was swinging off his arm, cackling.
âOk, now this is sabotage.â He said, raising his arm slightly before his other moved to tickle at her waist. She let go hastily, dropping onto her feet, her laughter loud as she moved backwards. âDid you tell her to do that?â he looked at Fliss.
âHey you brought her up, donât blame me.â Fliss smirked at him, and he rolled his eyes, taking his shot.
They had another few games as on Wednesday it was half price before they left, Frank in a pretend sulk after he had basically had his ass handed to him for the second time that week by Fliss and they drove a few minutes down the road to the Ice Cream parlour.
As they sat enjoying their treats, their talk turned to Thanksgiving which was the following week and Fliss asked them both what they were doing.
âWe went to Robertaâs last year but this time itâs her year for going to her sisters.â Mary said.
âThey alternate.â Frank explains. âEvery other year her sister comes here and we join them, and then the others she goes there.â âWhich means this year,â Mary grinned at Frank, âI get to pick dinner. And I want Chicken nuggets!â
âWoah, hang on.â Fliss said in a horrified voice. âChicken nuggets on thanksgiving? You canât do that!â
âSure we can!â Frank scoffed. âItâs thanksgiving, we can eat whatever we want, ainât that right Stack?â
Mary nodded gleefully. âYup, we always have fun!â She said, shovelling more ice cream into her mouth âWe watch the parade, have candy for breakfast, and always remember we have stuff to be thankful for, right Frank?â
âEven more so this year.â He smiled and Fliss grinned back. âSo, what do you do?â
âOh, we donât do the sit down dinner, itâs not a British thing.â Fliss shrugged. âIâll be doing the horses that day to let everyone have the time off and then Mum and Dad throw a party in the evenings for their friends who all come round.â She looked at him. âIâm assuming you two are gonna join us this year?
âIs that an invite?â Frank asked, his hand falling to her knee under the table.
âDur.â She smiled at him. âBesides, my mum would cry if you didnât show up. Think she prefers you to me now.â
They stayed where they were, ordering more ice cream just because, well, for no reason other than they could, before they headed back to drop Fliss home and Frank told Mary to wait in the truck.
âYou gonna kiss again?â She asked and Fliss let out a laugh whilst Frank simply shook his head as he climbed out.
âCan I take you out again on Friday?â He asked as Fliss opened her door.
âIâll have to check my really busy social calendar.â she said, pausing âNope, Iâm free.â
âGood, I was talking to Greg before and he told me about a really nice bistro in townâŚso I thoughtâŚâ
Fliss wrinkled her nose. âCan we not just grab some food and go and sit by the sea?â
Frank hesitated. âWell yeah but, I thoughtâŚâ âLook, fancy dinners are great every now and then but,â she sighed, âitâs all he-who-shall-not-be-named ever did.â
âHe-who-shall-not-be-named?â Frank arched an eyebrow.
âYeah, kind of reduces him to an evil, fictional twat, it suits him.â Fliss shrugged. âAnyway, he persistently took me to the most expensive places, paraded me around like some kind of fucking trophy, putting on this illusion that he was this great guy and,â she shrugged, âI had so much fun last Friday and tonight, I justâŚâ she trailed off and groaned, wrinkling her face up, her hand pinching the bridge of her nose before she looked at him apologetically âSorry, that sounds really ungrateful.â
Frank stepped forward and cut her off with a soft kiss âNo, it doesnât.â he assured her with a smile. âAnd as it happens, I know just the place we can go.â
*****
âOh my God!â Fliss grinned, eyeing up the Mexican street food wagon by the beach in St Paulâs which was lit up by dozens of rows of fairy lights. âThis is perfect!â
âWell I figured seeing as last week we didnât go to Mexico, Iâd bring Mexico to you.â Frank grinned, inwardly purring at the fact she was so pleased.
âWhatâs good?â She asked.
âHonestly, all of it.â Frank smiled âBut the pork and chicken burrito is my favourite. Oh, and the nachos.â
âOkay, Iâll go with that.â She smiled as they joined the queue. It wasnât long before they reached the front and Frank placed their order, pulling out his wallet. Fliss caught his hand.
âLet me.â âNo.â he shook his head.
âPlease Frank.â She looked at him. âYou paid last Friday and Wednesday.â
He looked at her, ready to argue but there was something in her eyes. And he found himself wondering again if this was some kind of independence thing, one she hadnât been allowed before.
âAlright.â He shrugged âBut Iâm buying the drinks later.â âDeal.â She smiled, handing over the cash.
They took their food and sat down at one of the plastic tables, which was illuminated by a small candle in a jar. Fliss enthusiastically picked up her food from the basket, digging in and nodding in appreciation.
âThis is so good.â She said with a mouthful, and Frank laughed as she nearly dropped half of it down the front of her pink top âShit.â
âHow did you miss?â He asked and she flicked him the finger as she continued to eat, chatting about their day.
âGreg called.â He suddenly remembered he hadnât told her and at his words she looked at him âHeâs got a date for the court hearing.â âOh?â
âTwelth of December.â Frank leaned back. As he did so his right leg stretched forward and brushed against her left, which she gently moved closer so that their ankles were almost tangled together.
âThatâs good.â she smiled âSo by Christmas itâll all be done?â âYup.â he nodded, with a sigh âIâll be glad with itâs finally closed.â âHave you heard anything from Evelyn?â
He shook his head. âIâm not dismissing her just yet. I have a feeling sheâs gonna apply for access but if she does then thatâs up to Mary. Itâll be her decision.â
Fliss nodded and then leaned back, her food now gone.
âWanna grab a few beers and go sit on the beach?â Frank asked.
She grinned and he stood up, offering her his hand and he led her over to the truck. A couple of minutes later, both clutching a Desperado they headed down the lamp lit steps and onto the soft shore of the Public Access area of St Peteâs, making their way over to a bout of flat rocks which lay against the shore wall. Frank sat on one and Fliss perched next to him, gently leaning her head against his shoulder as he dropped a kiss to her head, dropping his arm round her.
They sat in a comfortable silence, watching as the moonlight bounced off the calm sea, the sounds of the gentle waves all they could hear.
âYou okay?â Frank broke the silence, pulling her closer as she shivered slightly âCold?â
âI shouldnât be.â She chuckled. âItâs tropical compared to Boston.â âYeah but you get acclimatised.â he smiled.
âDo you ever miss it?â Fliss asked suddenly. âYou know, the seasons, big city living?â
âSometimes.â He nodded. âBut then I remembered why I moved andâŚâ
âI know that feeling.â Fliss mumbled. âBut, I still wish we got snow at Christmas.â
âMaryâs never seen snow.â Frank shook his head.
âWe should go back sometime.â Fliss mused. âI mean, maybe not to Boston but New York perhaps. I always wanted to go in December time but I never got round to it.â
âAny particular reason orâŚâ Frank asked, with a feeling he already knew the answer.
She looked at him âWhat do you think?â
Frank shook his head âI know Iâve said this before but I really would love to get sometime in a room with him, one on one.â
Fliss laughed âYeah, youâll be behind my Dad and Steve in the queue Iâm afraid.â Frank snorted and then turned to look at her âOkay, then next year weâll do it. Weâll go to New York. In the winter.â
âAlready making plans with me for next year huh, Sailor?â she teased, and he shrugged and looked down at his feet for a moment before he turned back to her.
âYeah.â he said simply âYeah, I am.â
Fliss smiled and bit her lip slightly, the significance of what he was saying didnât pass her by. He wanted this to work, he wanted this to be something more, but then she knew that already. Sheâd known for weeks that there was something deeper there than a little bit of dating fun. âWell, I can run with that.â She swallowed, her eyes shining. âBut only if we can have a snowball fight, I can kick your ass at that too.â
He tilted his head to look at her and snorted âYouâre a little aggressive on the sly, aint you?â
âFrankie, I competed for a living, you got no idea.â she grinned at him.
With a chuckle he studied her pretty face for a moment before he shifted slightly, finger tilting her chin up before he pressed his lips to hers, his fingers gently caressing her neck as the kiss deepened. A soft moan escaped her mouth and fuck, that noise went straight to his groin.
Things were quickly getting heated as her hand slid into his hair, keeping their mouths locked together, his tongue dominating hers before he eventually pulled away and pressed their foreheads together.
âCarry on like that and Iâm not gonna be able to stop.â he whispered to her as she let out a soft sigh, and he tucked her hair behind her ears. She smirked back slightly, her eyes locked onto his.
âDid I say I wanted you to?â
Oh.Jesus.Christ.
He looked at her before she smiled and stood up, offering him her hand this time. Without a word he took it, and they walked back the way they had come little more than an hour earlier.
***** How Frank drove back to hers without crashing he had no idea, his mind was as far from being on the road as it should be, but he had, and here they were, stumbling into her bed room, heated kisses being shared as he kicked the door shut, his lips still fiercely on hers. Her fingers were now on the hem of his grey T-shirt and she gave it a tug, and he moved so she could pull it up over his head, tossing it to the floor somewhere and her hands moved up his sides and over his shoulders, nails scratching at the back of his neck, causing him to groan softly into her mouth as his hands gently slid under her top at the back, his touch sending shivers up her spine. His lips moved from her mouth across her jaw line, and then down her neck and she tipped her head back, giving him more access, relishing the feel of his soft mouth and the delectable gentle scratching of his beard on her skin.
Taking the lead, Frank backed her towards the bed as his hands strayed to the bottom of her top. She nodded eagerly and in a flash he pulled it over her head, before his hands gently smoothed back her hair that had flown over her face before he stole a glance at her and groaned at the soft pink lace trimmed bra that she was wearing. As the back of her knees hit her bed, he gently lowered her down, positioning himself over her, caging her with his arms and his legs as his mouth continued trailing soft kisses down her neck and her jawline, the soft noises she was making were turning him on even more and he moved back to claim her mouth in another searing kiss. She pulled away from him this time and he watched as her eyes followed her hands downwards.
Frank was toned, Fliss could see that. His shoulders and arms were ridiculously defined on account of his physical job, and she had always been able to see that with the t-shirts and tops he wore, but to her delight his abs werenât ridiculously hard. There was a soft quality to him, even though he was still ridiculously trim, and as she followed the strip of hair down to the waistband of his pants she couldnât help the smirk that crossed her face.
âLike something you see?â He quipped, and she looked back up at him, her fingers gently grazing his stomach, lingering there before moving down to the button on his jeans.
âYup.â she said, popping the P loudly causing him to laugh before he smoothed her hair back softly, his mouth pressing back to hers again, as she worked the button on his jeans loose. As her nails gently scraped the sensitive span of his Adonis belt, he couldnât help another groan and then his hands moved down between them and he worked his jeans down over his hips, almost sighing at the fact he was free from the restrictive denim. His fingers then flew to her jeans as her hands gently danced up his back, over the broad muscles of his shoulders before he slid down the bed, taking her jeans with him, before shucking his own completely off. He glanced down and saw her underwear was matching and with a teasing eyebrow he smirked at her.
âYou planning for this?â
She shook her head, âhoping,â before her hand snaked round his neck, pulling him back down to her, his mouth hungrily claiming hers again as his hands trailed up the outside of her bare, soft thighs, to her hips, up the side of her body. She arched her back slightly, and he made quick work of the clasp on her bra, sliding it down her arms before he stole a glance down at her, the soft, supple lines of her breasts a complete contrast to her toned shoulders. She bit her lip shyly and as he looked back up at her, that long, auburn hair splayed across her pillow, and he knew there and then that heâd never seen anyone as beautiful as she was. He gently leaned down, rubbing his nose against hers before he kissed her softly, his lips tracing a track down her sternum before he softly took a nipple in his mouth, his tongue gently teasing, eyes flicking to her face to watch her reaction. Â She groaned, rolling her head back on the pillow at the sensation, her hips bucking upwards and Frank moaned at the feel of her pressing up against him. She dragged her fingers up his spine, and her touch, her feel, her smell, the little noises of pleasure and cooing of his name all combined had him absolutely rock solid, aching for her, in a way he couldnât ever remember aching for anyone before.
Her hips moved again and his hand trailed down, sliding into the waistband of her panties making her gasp as his fingers worked her. Her hips began to move in time with his motions, groans falling from her lips at the sensation as he nipped slightly at her neck.
âGood?â He asked as she gasped and it was all she could to do whimper softly, her head falling back further as her mouth fell open, her entire body shuddering softly. She reached down, grabbed his wrist and he looked at her, as her brown eyes locked on to his.
âWant you.â She whispered softly, and boy was he happy to oblige. He hopped off the bed, retrieving his wallet from his jeans pocket, pulling out the little foil square he always kept in there, just in case, and when he turned back he saw her led, her elbows propping her up slightly, hair falling over her shoulders. And holy shit, what a sight she was.
âPlanning for this?â She raised an eyebrow, repeating his earlier words back to him and he laughed, shaking his head as he made his way back over to her.
âHoping.â He replied softly, as she took it from him. His fingers hooked into the top of her panties, gently sliding them down before he rid himself of his boxers. Fliss tore the packet open and he groaned softly as her hands gently wrapped around his cock before she slid the condom down and that really shouldnât been as arousing as it was but he was almost ready to blow before heâd even started. He moved over her again, his thighs gently parting hers a little further and with a steady motion he slid into her, the sensation caused both of them to groan, Fliss leaning back against the pillows as he stretched her, his girth and length filling her completely.
"Liss, fuck.â Frank breathed out, his word little more than a whisper as moved his hands to snake his fingers through hers, gently pinning her hands by the side of her head as he began to gently move his hips. Slowly at first, picking up the speed slightly as she keened underneath him. Their hips rubbed together with every thrust he made and with each rock into her, her moans of delight and pure pleasure filled his ear as his head rest in the crook of her neck, every inch of their bodies pressed as close as they could get.Â
Frank couldnât get enough of her, every single one of his senses was on fire. His fingers tightened around hers as she gave a particularly long purr of delight, and he raised his head to capture her lips, plunging his tongue into her mouth. He released her hands, his own reaching up to cup her face as he continued to move, and her hands flew to his back, the tips of her nails digging into his skin causing him to groan loudly, his head tipping backwards.
âFrankie,â she murmured, and that damned pet name was like a fucking hot wire to his groin and he felt the tell-tale heat striking across his lower stomach.
âYou feel so good.â he managed to stutter out, his voice noting but a whine, and at his praise she gave another long, low, sultry gasp, her breath now coming in ragged gasps.
âGod, Lissy,â Frank moaned loudly as she titled her hips, pushing back up against him, his head dropping slightly as he struggled to fight his brewing orgasm, his abdomen was tightening in pleasure. âYou close?â he gasped and she nodded softly, her lips falling open and once again he kissed her, hard, speeding up ever so slightly.
âDonât stop.â She begged, her eyes closing, before they opened again to look at him âPlease, so good.â
He felt her shudder underneath him and a few thrusts later her back arched and a soft cry escaped her mouth as her eyes fluttered shut, and her head tilted back, mouth open in a now silent scream. He felt her tightening, pulsing around him and that was it, enough to tip him straight over the edge behind her, the surge and ecstasy of his relief causing his whole body to stiffen before he collapsed forward, his head burrowing into her neck.
They lay still for a moment, before he regained enough composure to prop himself up, placing a soft kiss to her lips before he pulled away slightly to find her looking up at him, lips swollen from his kisses, cheeks tinged with pink, and he smiled at the fact she was wearing that just fucked look so damned well.
âYou okay?â he asked softly and she nodded, a smile playing on her lips before she kissed him again.
âMore than okay.â She grinned, her nails gently scratching at the nape of his neck. âYou got moves, Sailor.â
He let out a chuckle as he kissed her again, his lips hovering over hers. âWell you werenât so bad yourself.â
She laughed and with final kiss he moved to pull out of her. With an apologetic look, as he really didnât want to move, but, well, he had to, he disappeared into the bathroom and whilst he was gone Fliss smoothed her hair down and got comfortable in the bed. A minute later he returned and slid in besides her and she shuffled slightly to lay her head on his chest, her hand gently raking through the smattering of dark hair which spanned the upper part of her body, and he gave a contented sigh, kissing  the top of her head.
Right there and then Frank knew, and he had no idea how or why, but he just knew that if he never held another woman bar Fliss in his arms again in his life, he wouldnât give a shit.
And what surprised him more, was that the thought of it being that way didnât scare him in the slightest.
******
Fliss blinked, and reached over to turn her alarm off, stretching slightly before she glanced at Frank who was asleep on his stomach, his head turned towards her, hair all over the place. With a smile she ran a finger over his jaw before she sat up, and made to get out of bed.
âWhere you going?â Frankâs voice was deep and thick with sleep as he reached out to grab her arm. He cracked an eye open and she looked at him, utterly confused.
âDonât you want a coffee?â
There was a pause as he frowned, because honestly, the last thing on his mind was coffee, and then he watched as a pink flush spread across her cheeks and she looked down, her hand gently fiddling with the pale blue and yellow bed spread which was clutched around her torso. In that split second he realised, this was clearly something that again, that fucker had obviously expected her to do.
âHow about,â he sat up, the sheets pooling around his waist as he placed an arm round her waist, gently pulling her back down, âyou just stay the fuck in bedâŚâ
She smiled as he bent down to kiss her, his hands tangling in her hair, before she groaned and looked up at him âI gotta get to work.â
âHow long?â he asked.
âI need to leave in like an hour.â
âPlenty of time.â he grinned, before he shifted so she was led fully under him, gently nipping at her jaw. And pretty soon coffee was the last thing on her mind as well.
Forty minutes later, Fliss was showered and headed back into her bedroom where Frank was pulling on his jeans. He smiled at her and dropped a kiss to her cheek before he headed into the bathroom himself, quipping that it had been a while since he borrowed a girlâs toothbrush. By the time he emerged, Fliss was pulling on one of her work Polo Shirts and Frank simply took the time to admire her as she bent over to pull a pair of britches out of her dresser, the shirt doing absolutely nothing to hide her pantie clad ass.
And then he saw the lines, little faded silver threads marring her skin and he felt himself grow hot at the sight of the scars.
Fliss tuned to face him and saw the flicker of anger in his eyes and she dropped her gaze. âThatâs what I got for having some drunk guy grope me in a bar. Not a pretty sight is it?â
âHey.â He said, a little sternly as he crossed the room. He tilted her face up to look at him and he locked his eyes onto hers. âStop.â
She swallowed before he dropped a kiss to her lips and pulled her into a hug. She pressed her cheek to his chest and sighed.
âWhat if this drunk guy gropes you in a bar?â he asked, in an attempt to break the tension. She laughed and looked up at him.
âIf this drunk guy makes me feel like I did last night and this morning, he can grope me whenever the hell he wants.â
Frank tipped his head back and laughed, before she moved back and smiled âYou want breakfast?â
âI seem to have worked up an appetite so yeah, sounds good. Iâll be down in a second.â He nodded.Â
She smiled at him, called Thor to her who had been lazing on the bed and left the room.
Once she was gone Frank let out a breath, anger still coursing through his veins. If he ever got the chance heâd beat that fucker black and blue. He pulled his T-shirt on, found his socks and then made his way down into the kitchen. Fliss was shoving bread into the toaster as he moved behind her for the mugs before asking her where the coffee was.
Just as she answered, the door to the annex opened and Bill shouted a hello into the house. Frank stiffened slightly, and glanced at Fliss, a little nervous if truth be told that her dad was about to discover heâd spent the night but Fliss simply shook her head at him and smiled.
âHey Pops, you want coffee?â
âNo itâs ok Titch.â Billâs voice grew nearer. âWas just gonna tell you to leave the back gate unbolted on your side as the pool guyâs coming and heâll do your tub.â He stopped in the kitchen and smiled, completely unsurprised. âHey Frank.â âHi Bill.â Frank nodded, hoping he didnât look as flustered as he felt.
âNo problem Dad, Iâll unlock it before I leave.â Fliss smiled. âSure you donât want a drink?â
âNo your mum wants to head into Tampa so weâll be leaving soon.â He said, and then with a wry smile he chuckled. âIf you donât want the third degree Iâd wait about fifiteen minutes before you both leave.â
Fliss shook her head with a laugh. âTake it sheâs been down spying?â
âOh yeah. Told me about half an hour ago Frankâs truck was here, and she doubted very much it was simply an early morning call.â
Frank felt his ears growing warm as he looked down at the floor before Fliss nudged him and nodded to the coffee. Thankful for the distraction, he set about pouring them both a mug as Fliss continued chatting to her Dad before Bill made his excuses.
âWeâll be back late tonight.â He said, as he turned to go. âDonât know what time.â
âYeah no problems.â
âHave a good day, kids.â He smiled and Frank nodded to him as he left.
âYouâve gone all shy Sailor.â Fliss teased and he groaned.
âWell itâs been a long time since I encountered parents on the morning after.â He shrugged as Fliss handed him a piece of toast. âIn fact the last time it happened I was twenty-twoâŚI think.â
âWell, I wouldnât worry.â She took a bite of her toast. âDad isnât the type to chase you down the drive with a pitch fork.â She swallowed her food and a wicked glint flashed in her eyes. âItâs his shot-gun you need to look out for.â
**** Chapter 11
#riding high#frank adler#frank adler x ofc#frank adler x original female character#gifted#gifted fan fic
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Could you please do Woods falling falling in love with a soviet and introducing them to the team? Hos would they react?
Omg, this is such a great request. Thank you nonnie for sending this is! Hope you enjoy!
No Matter What - Frank Woods x Soviet!Reader

Frank Woods had a big heart. But truth is, he was lonely. He never really focused on trying to find somebody to love. He was a solider, a trained killer. He couldn't love....
Frank, being a Pisces of course, couldn't help but fall in love so quick, and with a great amount of compassion, and burning, fierce protectiveness.
He believes that something lead him to the street where you both first met, back in his hometown of Pennsylvania. It was a pure, and almost freaky encounter.
Flashback
While Frank wandered the streets of the town he grew up in, he was feeling a bit depressed. He hadn't had any luck with finding someone to hold close.
So, he was heading to the bar for a cold beer, cigarettes, and a game of pool. This was also his last week before he was to be sent off with Russell Adler and Alex Mason for the Hunt of Perseus.
He rounded the familiar corner, and he got smacked right in the chest by something hard. And it just so happen to exclaim "FUCK!" on it's way down. Frank regained his footing and looked down.
He quickly realized that he knocked a woman to her ass. He wasn't paying attention, but instead was caught up in his own thoughts and walked right by the damn door.
Frank quickly scrambled to pick up the bag of groceries he also knocked over in the process. He felt like a dick when he saw you on the ground.
"Oh shit, Miss I'm so sorry. I wasn't watchin' my damn step and slammed right into ya."
You both locked eyes, and you felt your face heat up quickly.
"No no, it's fine. I was on my way home from store, no worries here." You spoke, with a heavy Russian accent.
Frank wasn't taken back by it, he didn't want to judge. He held out a hand for you, and you took it. He stood you right up.
"Thank you sir, sorry for bump. I am clutz!" You exclaimed.
"It's no problem. Hey, why don't you come to the bar with me? It'll be my way of saying sorry. You won't regret it!" Frank asked.
End flashback
And that is how Frank Woods won you over that night. No funny business, just a bar date that ended with you winning several hands of poker, darts, pool, and even blackjack.
Frank knew you were a Soviet. He knew what roots you carried, but you decided years ago to abandon that title and come to America.
Frank loved you the way you are, no matter what. But you both knew that you had people who discriminated and picked on you for just about anything.
You learned to ignore it. Frank on the other hand, did not. He was always in attack mode just for that reason. You were the one for him, the one he was going to pop the question to.
Now came time to meet all of Frank's friends. Not many took too kindly to people with Soviet blood, especially Russell Adler. You heared the stories, and you were scared.
Frank set up a casual dinner for everyone so it wouldn't he awkward with bosses and higher ups there. Frank chose a sports bar, and you were the last to show due to traffic.
You looked over at Frank in the drivers seat, and grabbed his hand. He looked back at you and smiled.
"You excited?" He asked.
You sighed a bit, and squeezed his hand.
"I am, but I'm also nervous. I'm not from here.....They won't like me...." You whimpered out.
Frank parked the car in a spot the entrance and turned to you.
"Y/N, everything will work out. They all will love you! Plus, I got your back." He said, kissing your hand.
You felt slight relief and opened the door. You opened the car door and got out. You waited for Frank to come to your side, and you took his arm.
He held the door open for you and lead the way inside. It was loud, full of cigarette smoke, smelled like beer, and had the most recent game on.
Frank lead you over to a tall standing table with a lot of men, and one woman. As soon as they saw Frank, they went wild.
"Hey hey hey! There's my good ol' boy Frank!" The man with brown hair exclaimed.
"Hey Woods. So, is this who you've been seeing?" The blonde with sunglasses asked.
"Yes sir! Adler, this is Y/N. And everyone! Meet Y/N!" Frank exclaimed.
"Hey there guys. How are you today?" You asked.
Everyone's eyes at the table went wide.
"Wait, so Y/N are you a Soviet?" Adler asked.
"Not anymore. I chose a different life." You said.
Adler shook his head in approval. He stuck his hand out for a shake and you gladly accepted.
"Well, then welcome Y/N. This is Sims, Mason, Park, and Lazar. And I'm Adler." He said.
"It's nice to meet everyone!" You said. They all smiled and cheer.
Frank smiled, whipping out change.
"Who is ready for a game of pool???" Frank shouted.
The whole table stood up and quickly took over the pool tables. You laughed like old friends with all of them, while Frank stood back and admired your gorgeous, stunning smile.
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In Control - Frank Adler x Reader
Pairings: Frank Adler x Reader
Warnings: Swearing, Smut, Fluff
Request: Ok, I caveâŚCan I get some kinky Frank and Reader action?  Maybe Mary is at Robertaâs so you have the chance to have a little fun yourself?  If not thatâs ok but the idea of Frank being at my mercy is tempting
Requested By: @princess-evans-addict
A/N- This is LONG overdue! I have a lot of requests still waiting to be uploaded from last year and Iâm going to finally start getting them posted!
It had been a long Friday at work and all you wanted to do was to get home to see Frank and Mary. You and Frank had been dating for a little over six months and you practically lived with him and Mary. Almost every night you were there for dinner and doing karaoke with Mary. Â
As you got to your home, an idea formed in your mind; a glint in your eyes as you went through your drawers to find what you were looking for; a pair of handcuffs. Â
Usually Mary spent every Saturday night with Roberta, but tonight, you wanted to take matters into your own hands. Â Knowing Frank was still at work, you headed over to the college to pick up Mary from school. Â The two of you made quick work of chatting about her day on the drive back. Â
Once there, you asked Mary if she would like to stay at Robertaâs house tonight as well and she happily agreed. Â âShe has the new karaoke game and itâs so much fun!â Mary gushed with enthusiasm. Â
Taking your phone, you gave Roberta a call. Â âHey Y/N,â Roberta answered.
âI have a favor to ask. I was wondering if you wanted to have Mary over tonight with you.â
Roberta scoffed, âDo you really need to ask? Â Any night you want me to have Mary is fine with me. Â Bring her on over whenever.â
You and Mary packed her bag and you walked her to Robertaâs; thanking her for taking Mary. Â
Getting back to Frankâs, you took out a beer and waited for him to get home. Â You heard his truck pull up next to the house and you smiled in anticipation. Â
Frank waltzed into the house, tossing his keys on the table as you took him by surprise by claiming his lips with yours. Â Your hand came up to his head, keeping him close to you as you parted your mouth for him. His tongue invaded your mouth, making you moan as you gripped his hair. Â
âWait wait wait,â he stated out of breath, looking around the small house. Â âWhereâs Mary?â
âSheâs with Roberta for the night. Â I hope you donât mind,â came your reply. Â
Frank smiled, shaking his head before his lips connected with yours again. Â Slowly, you moved to the bedroom; your hands on his shirt pulling him with you. Â
Making quick work on the buttons of Frankâs shirt, you tore it off him before grasping the hem of his undershirt and pulling it over his head. Â
âOn the bed,â you demanded with a sultry tone; your hand at his chest as you playfully pushed him onto the bed. Â With a smirk, you pulled the handcuffs out from your back pocket and clasped them around his writs. Â He gave you a look of confusion but you only winked at him before tying the restraints to the headboard, making sure it was nice and tight. Â
âIâm in control tonight baby,â you cooed as you raked your nails down his bare chest and torso. Â His hips bucked up into you and you could feel him growing hard beneath you. Â âYou like when I do this?â you asked, continuing to slowly torture him. Â
His head lay back on the pillow as he began to take deep breaths. Â âFuck,â he growled as you pinched one of his nipples. Â
âI asked you a question,â you growled as you pinched his other nipple making him buck his hips yet again; this time you could feel how fully hard he was. Â
âYes,â he breathed out, âYes I fucking love this.â Â Truth be told, Frank was always in control in the bedroom and tonight, you wanted him at your mercy. Â
Darting your tongue out, you swirled around one of his hardened nipples earning a guttural moan from Frank. Â Teasing his other nipple with your tongue, you used your hands to unbuckle his belt and jeans before sliding them down his legs. Â
You stood before him, admiring his gorgeously toned body, fully naked and at your mercy. Â His cock was hard and thick, lying across his abdomen, begging to be touched. Â
Licking your lips, you settled yourself in between his legs and took a gentle hold of his cock. Â Your thumb ran up and down the vein on the back as you kissed and lapped at his balls. Â Frank was a panting mess as his eyes were focused on everything you were doing.
Opening your mouth, you teased his tip with your tongue, tasting his salty pre-cum in your mouth. With a devilish smile, you took him fully into your mouth as deep as you could go, moaning around his silky length.
âJesus fuck!â Frank bellowed. Â Your right hand scratched up and down his thigh lightly and you could feel him breaking out in goosebumps from your touch. Â Bobbing your head, you began to fuck him with your mouth, loving the sounds he was making. Â So much saliva was coating his dick so you swallowed around him, earning another moan of appreciation from Frank. Â With your free hand, you pumped him at the base until you heard him call out. âStop! Stop baby Iâm not going to last.â
Pulling him from your mouth with a pop, you stood to the side of the bed. Â Slowly, you took off your jeans, turning so your back was facing him as you wiggled your ass. Â Bending down, you took your time taking your pants off of each leg and you could hear Frank struggling against his restraints behind you. Â
With a low chuckle, you turned back to him and took your shirt and bra off, then your panties. His gaze roamed over your naked body standing in front of him. Â He pulled at his restraints again, a frown on his face. Â
��Baby please,â he begged, âLet me touch you.  I need to touch you!â
With a smirk, you climbed onto the bed and straddled his legs. Â Taking his cock in your hands, you gave him a few pumps before aligning him at your dripping core. Â Teasing your folds with his cock, you got him wet with your juices before slowly sinking down onto him. Â
âOh fuck,â you cried out, heading whipping back as he filled you up. Â You gave yourself a minute to adjust, teasing him by squeezing around his length, making him squirm beneath you. Â His lips were parted as his gaze was fixated on you, waiting your next move.
Placing your hands on his chest, you used your thighs to begin riding him. Â Your eyes locked with his as you chewed on your lower lip; loving the way you felt so full with him inside of you. Â Gyrating your hips, you shuddered, stretching yourself out, but there was still something missing; his touch. Â
âPlease let me touch you,â Frank begged again, his eyes pleading. Â Reaching forwards, you unclasped the tie so his arms were free before undoing the lock on the cuffs. Â He quickly shed the metal from his wrists as his hot hands trailed every inch of your body. Â His touch sent your body ablaze. Â
Leaning back, you placed your hands on his thighs; your hips grinding up and down on him. Â You were so worked up, you just wanted your release and Frank knew exactly how to make you come. Â
He got up into a sitting position and you put your hands on his shoulders; your hips never ceasing their movements. Â Frankâs hand came between your bodies, his thumb at your clit causing you to cry out.
âCome with me baby,â he encouraged as his thumb circled your sensitive bud while your thighs worked overtime, beginning to burn. Â
You were teetering on the edge, your breathing coming in short pants as you pleaded with Frank. His free arm wrapped around your back, pulling you closer as his thumb pressed harder on your nub, sending you over the edge. Â
It felt as if the earth stopped spinning as you threw your head back, a strangled cry coming from your lips; your body tensing as the shockwaves rocked your core. Â Frank stilled beneath you; your walls clenching around him throwing him over the edge as well. Â His hot seed shot through you as you felt his cock twitching inside of you.
Frank collapsed back onto the bed with you on top of him; your breath mixing with his as the two of you lay there together. Â
âThat was unexpected,â Frank spoke, making you giggle while he was still inside of you. Â âBut in the best way possible.â
You laughed, shaking your head before placing your lips to his. Â The two of you shared a slow passionate kiss before you finally rolled off of Frank. He made his way to the bathroom, grabbed a wet cloth, and came to clean the two of you up. Â
Once back in the room, you snuggled into bed with him, a smile on your face. Â The two of you talked about your days as the soft hum of crickets outside lulled you two to a peaceful nightâs sleep. Â
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Scuffed Souls
Pairing: Midge Maisel/Lenny Bruce Rating: M Word Count: 2769
Summary: Despite her declared intention to go get herself a taxi, Midge can't seem to leave Lenny's hotel. Parts of it aren't so badâthe ocean view, the pool, Lenny. She could be persuaded into a little recklessness.
Itâs the way he says itââbefore Iâm deadââthat has her twisting on the soles of her new shoes to turn back towards him with an equally twisted smile that canât fully perk up to the uncomplicated amusement she usually feels when Lenny cracks a joke. It just didnât sound like one.
And now sheâs probably scuffed the black soles on the wretched, fine-pebbled stone of these slabs surrounding the pool of whatâs otherwise a really rather sad hotel. He knows it, she knows it, and she canât blame him for wanting her to come into his room, if only to liven it up for a few minutes. She wonders if anybodyâs ever died here. Wait, she thinks, of course they have. Itâs a gracelessly aging Floridian hotel. The count for patrons whoâve left unscathed is probably lower.
âIs that a long list?â Midge calls back to him.
Like the melancholy, reluctant romantic he is, Lennyâs still leaning in his doorway, watching her depart. Until a moment ago. Now heâs watching her stand here in kind of a weird realm: the post-date, non-overnight stay who issued a spoken plan to find herself a taxi like a big girl. Sheâs loitering. Then again, unlike at home in New York, you can do that here. Loiter your heart out. Cross that heart and hope not to die before youâve slept with the woman whose martial status changes from minute to minute. Roll the dice! No, thatâs Vegas.
Even from this distance, she can see Lenny cock his head in that way he hasâplayfully subservient as a child and publicly tactful as a monied, middled-aged woman. Some days, he could mirror her mother. What a gag that would be.
âThings you wanna do before youâre dead,â Midge explains with a tight gesture of her arm. Just the elbow down. God, is she nervous? She seems to be suddenly doing an imitation of Susie meeting Lenny for the first time.
âNot really. I think of somethinâ good from time to time and, of course, when I do, I canât find the paper I started the list on and I have to get a new one⌠so it never really gets that long.â
âI just wondered. You know, how much time I have.â
âThe length of the list determines my distance from death? This I did not know. Powerful,â Lenny notes emphatically, producing the same noncommittal smile from Midge. âI guess I better look harder for the next one I lose. Handy thing to refer to.â
âThereâs that,â she agrees, âbut alsoâŚâ She takes a step back in the direction of his open doorway. The pool shimmers at her side. Heâs right about the pool. Somehow, a pool at night looks glamorous no matter the courtyard. She hopes she looks half as good. âI wonder if thereâs sort of an implication in there thatââ Midge rolls a modest hand over the crassness sheâd have no trouble blurting out on stage, no matter which of her relatives were in the audience. ââthe quality of it would extend your life.â
Heâs smiling wickedly at her. Sheâs gotten away with nothing and has no option remaining but to clutch primly at the handle of her purse with both hands.
âIf anybody else told me that,â Lenny warns, âI wouldnât believe them, but you I know to have been engaged to a doctor, and so I assume that any medical information you may have to offer vis-Ă -vis sexââ Spoken in a harsh stage whisper that nearly makes her (her) blush. ââcomes certified by some type of professional board.â
âI didnât say it was the truth, I said I wondered whether it were what you were implying.â
âMe? Well, you canât trust that guy. Still, worth chancing, wouldnât you say?â
Midgeâs scuffed soles have brought her many steps nearer to Lenny than she remembers being in lucid command of. Sheâs slow-tongued as she stares at his impish expression. Flat-out flustered when he tips his head back with a smile to rest it on the doorframe.
âIn there?â she asks with eyebrows arching like the next stop on this tour is St. Louis. She points sideways, where his bedside lamp glows. âOn one hand, eternal lifeâon the other, whatever diseases are living in those sheets.â
âOh, theyâre very well mannered,â Lenny assures her with a casual brushing aside motion. âWe split the rent fifty-fifty.â
âHmm, then Iâm not sure thereâs room for me in that scenario.â
âThe showerâs not bad,â he counters.
âWater pressure?â
âNo, cleanliness. Havenât you everââ He employs the hand roll she should patent if it looks like that when she does it. Elegant. Prudent. Half what she wants to be and the other half what she has no hope of becoming. ââin a shower?â
Because Lennyâs looking at her like sheâll either sidestep (metaphoricallyâthe shoes have suffered enough these past few minutes without risking anything more than a regular forward walk) or say no, she takes very great pleasure in smiling devilishly back at him.
âA shower sounds luxurious. Never done it in a bathroom with a shower before. You look scandalized,â Midge notes. âDo the diners in your neighbourhood have showers in their ladiesâ rooms?â
âYou had sex in a diner bathroom? Iâm impressed,â he allows.
âThank you. I needed that. I carry every compliment about the encounter back to my closet and console my wedding dress with it. Poor thing never did look the same after rubbing up against those walls.â
âIs this in your act?â Lenny demands, leaning towards her earnestly. âWhy havenât I heard this?â
âPut it in my act? Lenny, please. Iâm a lady.â
âHence the ladiesâ room, I suppose.â
She giggles lightly with her lips pressed together. He earned that last line. Set her face on fire to get there, so sheâll let him have it. Speaking of letting him have it. Midge finds herself dropping her eyes so they donât get into their second intense staring contest of the night. Canât look straight ahead, canât look to the right because thatâs where his room is and the bed is highly prominent. Almost too eager. The bed is the bump in the front of a virginâs pants on prom night when his dateâs skirt brushes a little too close as they dance. Those crazy kids. Oh, to be young.
Midge looks left.
âThe ocean,â she observes, and says, like an idiot. She even does another fucking gesture towards it, like heâd miss it somehow. âItâs⌠big.â Clever. Real sharp.
âBigger than in New York? I think so too. Alligators though.â
âItâs ok, youâre talking to a fellow New Yorker. You can use the real term. Pre-handbags,â she prompts when Lenny gives her an inquisitive look.
He lets her have the wrap joke this time, but heâs more persistent about trying to catch her eye. She gets it. She is still standing here making alligator jokes when she was supposed to be in a car on her way back to the type of hotel it would be kinder not to tell this hotel exists. A hotel containing her parents, Shy Baldwin and his entourage, the boxer shorts Susie sleeps in and forgot to pack when she went to save Sophieâs ass. Hopefully Susie doesnât need to cover that famous, demanding ass because she left the best equipment behind.
Lenny tosses his coat into his room and pulls the door shut, startling Midge.
âHow âbout the pool?â he asks as he steps around her, arm extended to point. She swivels (damn, damn, damn, her shoes) and chases him. âYou ever done it in a pool?â
âActually, no.â
âI heard the pause and, trust me, Iâm enthralled that you even had to think about it.â
âDid I mention I hit my head doing it in the bathroom? Pretty hard. All my memories before that day are hazy, so itâs really anybodyâs guess.â
He gifts her an indulgent little smile and stops at the side of the pool. As she looks on, he removes his shoes and socks. Midge hears herself make the noise she makes when she denies Ethan a cookie only to see Zelda handing one over when she returns to the kitchen. The noise says, Is that wise? when her adult mommy brain knows for damn sure that itâs not. Lenny wets his foot and flicks water at her. The mommy noise had no effect on him at all.
âItâs nice,â he says, clasping his hands behind his back. âWarm.â
âOf course itâs warm. The airâs warm. Everything here is warm.â
âI hadnât noticed.â When Lenny frowns, itâs tragic. The most tragic thing youâve ever witnessed. âYou see, Iâve been so cold since the end of our dance. I really may die if I canât hold you against me.â
Midge tilts her head back and laughs.
âYouâre worse than the guy I tried to scare off at the bar by mentioning dick jokes. And youâll die? Really? All of a sudden, Iâm the cause of your death rather than the agent of its postponement?â
Though he smiles, his eyes remain soulful. There really is something tricky about trying to be funny when heâs looking at her a certain way. Sheâs probably returning the look.
âTake a dip with me.â
âWhy?â she asks, smiling.
âBecause I want to admire you with that rose in your hair without the rest of it to distract me.â He nods down at her dress.
âMy outfit is distracting? Terrific. Now I know I wore a distracting outfit on Brye Adler.â
Self-deprecating thoughts trickle away, accompanied by the gentle slosh of the ocean behind them. A rambling, improvised bit about what sheâs wearing wonât change the fact that Lenny said what he said and she heard it.
âAre you going to call me a taxi if I keep standing here?â Midge asks.
âI had no intention of reminding you of that plan.â He rests a thoughtful forefinger against his upper lip. âBut you do seem to be stuck. You wonât brave the room, but you also havenât left.â
As though demonstrating how to do it, Lenny crouches and trails his fingers through the water of the pool.
âStill warm.â
He gazes up at her with needful brown eyes. The need feels equal to hers. Sheâs tired of being the only one needing.
âYou have neighbours.â Itâs between a question and a statement.
âAh, theyâre all either young and stoned or old and asleep.â
Midge makes a decision.
âGimme your key. Iâm going to change in your room.â
âChange into what? Do you have a bikini in your purse?â
She leans close to snatch the key heâs withdrawn from his pocket for the second time tonight and grins.
âInto nothing.â
Lenny takes a visibly shaky breath, not trying to hide it from her.
âWell, Iâll be here performing the role of guinea pig by stripping for any neighbours who may be watching. Should you hear wolf-whistlesâŚâ
âIâll run right back out and join the audience,â Midge promises.
They smile at each other until Lenny tests the tension by loosening his tie. Her eyes drop to watch and she realizes sheâd better go do what she said before heâs naked enough to make her lose her nerve. She hurries, high heels clapping on the stone.
His room isnât quite as bad as anything she and Susie experienced on their first road tour, but it definitely isnât anything to write home about. Not that heâd need to, seeing as this is his home âtil Friday and likely beyond. Standing beside Lennyâs bed, Midge unfastens her dress. For the first time since Joel, she does it quickly. For the first time since splitting up with Benjamin, she does it alone. Beneath the dress, sheâs cinched in pretty damn tight and she rubs at the red lines in her skin as she takes deep breaths that she lies to herself aboutâtelling herself itâs the relief of being free of her undergarments. She lays her dress on his coral bedding. She positions her purse on his nightstand. Adjusting the rose in her hair, she slips her feet back into her shoes and dons Lennyâs carelessly-discarded suit jacket. Though itâs no beach coverup, it hides enough to get from here to the pool.
She spots the pile of his clothes before she sees him, head bobbing up through the surface as he slicks his wet hair back and swipes water from his eyes.
âDonât worry,â Midge teases to his stunned expression as he locks onto her approaching figure. âThe shoes are coming off momentarily. I know theyâre distracting.â
As if heâs even aware that sheâs wearing shoes; his eyes are fixed on her legs as though sheâs an exotic species of butterfly and his gaze is a mounting pin.
âThatâs all I see when I look at you,â Lenny says, arms thrusting to propel himself backwards across the width of the pool. He halts at the far side and rests his arms on the stones, chest above the line of the water. âOne big pair of shoes.â
Midge shoots him a coy smile as she steps out of them, wary to avoid treading on his watch. Thatâs what gets her: his watch. She stares down at it, resting there, the glass face catching the light, second hand ticking away. Before theyâre dead.
âArenât you going to close your eyes or something?â she asks, standing in bare feet, Lennyâs jacket, and a rose. âOr are you only a gentleman when it comes to sharing a cigarette?â
âFor you, I will go through the charade.â
He places a hand over his eyes. His mouth smiles below it.
Watching him, she swiftly sits on the side, dangling her legs in the water. With tentative fingers, she undoes the first button on the jacket. His hand doesnât move. She undoes the second. Nothing from Lenny. Jacket open, Midge shrugs it from her shoulders. As she pushes off the wall, dropping into the pool, he lowers his hand.
âHey!â she complains, spluttering on water, but he raises both hands helplessly, then goes back to holding himself up at the opposite side of the pool. âThat was a dirty trick.â
âI would repent if I could find it in my heart to do so, but I just donât regret it.â
Midge laughs, shaking her head and treading water.
âBy the way,â Lenny adds. âThe rose looks wonderful.â
She managed to keep all but the very bottom of her hair dry and can feel the flower still tucked between the strands. Fleetingly, she thinks of where sheâs supposed to be tonight. What would Carole have to say about a situation like this? Maybe Midge can be the one who knows how a situation goes for once, without warnings or tips. Just⌠living it. Thatâs how she gets the material for her act, which whatâs happening tonight could never be part of. âSo,â she imagines telling a crowd, âI finally fucked Lenny Bruce. Plenty of people already thought I had, so I doubt anybodyâs still betting on it, but if you had money on it happening in a swimming pool in Florida, happy days!â
âCan you see it from way over there?â she asks coquettishly.
âA little.â
âSeeing a rose âa littleâ wonât do. Do you think Shakespeare only bothered to see a rose âa littleâ before writing that line about how sweet it smells?â
Lenny shoves away from the side and swims lazily in her direction.
âWhat does yours smell like?â
âPool chemicals, probably.â
âAn underrated scent.â
Midgeâs heart surges and her throat seizes up, tongue awkward in her mouth as he draws nearer. With the glow and distortive properties of the water, his bodyâs nothing but a blur below the surface, as sheâs sure hers is as well.
âItâs like a forcefield,â he notes. âI get close enough to you and, itâs not that the world stops being funny, itâsâŚâ
âItâs that it becomes somebody elseâs job to make the joke.â
âThatâs it,â Lenny agrees softly as they begin to slowly circle each other.
Gradually, they work their way over to where itâs shallow. Midgeâs toes skim the bottom when she begins to uncurl her legs. Her body gets used to the weightless feeling of the water, muscles relaxing, but her heart beats harder and harder. Finally, she cuts across their circle and wraps her arm behind Lennyâs neck as she presses her mouth to his. His hand cups her cheek, then shifts, knocking the rose from her hair.
#my writing#The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel#tmmm#Midge Maisel#Lenny Bruce#Midge x Lenny#the ongoing dick-measuring contest between me and the Palladinos#so what if they aren't aware of it? does that matter?#as a writer I'm really just here to fix the unsatisfying plot points of the Palladinoverse
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