#adhd ones too because FUCK YOU🖕🖕🖕

[myst1xx]

here is my very own list of characters that are canonically autistic in my mind (i often forget they technically actually aren’t)

- g3 frankie

- g3 clawdeen

- lydia deetz

- beetlejuice

- the maitlands

(this is just becoming entirely the beetlejuice cast)

- sydney novak

- doric

- xenk

- the entirety of the mane six

- christine canigula

- actually just the majority of the bmc cast in general

[kill-the-rockstar]

It's Waterparks album release day baby! And you know what that means!

It's time for

Kill The Rockstar Reacts To Music: Intellectual Property by Waterparks

Starf*cker

- It makes me wonder about the album, is it the story if one relationship? Or a Midnights kinda thing where it's about different moments throughout his life?

- The chorus especially feels how it feels to work on a show - I don't know how else to describe it, and 'it just hurts cuz I want it'

Real Super Dark

- The link from the end of Starf*cker is cool

- Going from 'it's been a pleasure, its nice to meet you' to 'everyone's freaking me out' is a very cool contrast

Funeral Grey

- It's funky fun, it feels like Double Dare grown up, I love it

- The spelling makes me ask if the woman he's talking to is British, and I also think we need to focus more on the fact her FAVOURITE COLOUR is fucking GREY???

- Awsten's flirting techniques being 'what's your favourite colour' 'smoking is carcinogenic' 'fuck me' is hilarious to me

Brainwashed

- I was obsessed the minute this came out

- I love playing this on bass, the timing is really nice and I like playing with the dynamics between the verse and chorus

- Falling fast for someone like that sounds terrifying, can't relate but I love the concept

- Looking at your crush and going 'why??' is absolutely a mood

2 Best Friends

- The next time I go out with my two besties the guy I've had a crush on twice is also meant to be there and something about that feels perfect for this song even though we're friends now and I literally invited him

- The synth sounds liked Glitter Times!!!

- I like this because even if I don't get like this about romance, 'it didn't work and I feel like shit. Wake up tomorrow and try again' is very much applicable to me. Shit sucks, things don't magically get better overnight, but fuck it we keep going.

End of the water (feel)

- The chorus feels like having a crush. It's like my heart is reaching out.

- The verse sounds like what goes on in my brain a lot of the time - maybe I do have ADHD..

- It's such an emotional song and my jaw literally dropped

- and then at the ernd you have FUCKING KURTIS CONNOR I burst out laughing it's 1am fuck

Self Sabotage

- I don't know what to say, it's a good song

- I think we're all guilty of self sabotaging behaviour to some degree but it's very interesting to hear someone else describe their experiences with it

Ritual

- something about it is reminiscent of the music I loved as a child - I've been into alternative music since I was born, and I can't quite place what it is but there's a nostalgia to it for me

- it's the equivalent of Tantrum orr Turbulent I guess but it feels so different

- the reference to Lemonade >>>>

Fuck About It

- The contrast between Ritual talking about his trauma and how he feels he's being taken advantage of, then Fuck About It being about a relationship where its just about sex because the other party doesn't want to communicate with him (and then that in contrast to Self Sabotage where its him who keeps trying to push her away)

- It's a fun song but as usual, I am left wanting to give Awsten a hug and stroke his hair like he's a cat if I think about the lyrics too long

Closer

- This ripped my heart out

- 'I feel love a different way' as someone who's a-spec that hit me hard.

- I have been here I have felt this

- 2000's pop punk vibes, reminiscent of All Time Low (I do not support ATL🖕) - reminds me of listening to Last Young Renegade on my sunset walks during lockdown

- The quiet, almost whispered final chorus!!!

A Night Out On Earth

- religious trauma ❤️

- 'A night out on earth, last one for a while, it can't get worse' just makes me think of my last night out before lockdown which was the end of a three year friendship.

Anyway.

- ending the album with audio from one of their early radio interviews is not making me emotional at all /s

[aetherfangs]

woah an intro post after like 3 years of this account existing (idfk how long i've had tumblr, whatever idc)

i'm River, i use they/them pronouns, and my birthday is 18 july 2004 (20 years old as of writing this)... what else do i put in here. uhm.

my side blogs i guess?

oc art/artdump: @mosaichydra

fandoms/fanart: @doodlebug-salad

maybe i can make a tag for whenever i'm spouting some bullshit... or just any post by me because i think i might repost so much that i lose everything lmao

hm... the tag can be #river chatter cuz i'm soooooo quirky

ok time for yapping under the break

i've been self diagnosed for 4-5 years with autism, ADHD, and near to 3 years with DID... no i will not go into detail with that, im lazy. i live in southern USA, eastern coast (so... EST timezone). i love my irl friends very much, i can and will put more energy into spending time with them than internet bullshit. i also have college shit i'm doing but it's annoying so i'm not gonna talk abt that on here obviously

i hate answering DMs from strangers, sorry if my silence offends you. i promise i don't meant it in a rude way, i'm just a scared little bitch baby who doesn't like interacting with people on the internet (says the dumbass who basically grew up here)

random fun fact i have a fursuit and i plan on getting more 😈

my current hyperfixation (like BAD) is dandy's world. yes, a video game for kids! aren't i so funny 😋

but i also really like the following (not in order, bigger ones will be in caps):

Roblox games - Dragon Adventures, Creatures of Sonaria, Regretevator, Fisch, Grace, Pressure (im bad at this one), Twenty One (yes, the gory card game), Cavern Crusher, Felandia

other interests - MANTAFINS, WINGS OF FIRE, Fnaf, POKÉMON, Muse Dash, MINECRAFT, Halo, Dragonvale, Animal Jam (used to play, barely anymore), SONIC, FLIGHT RISING, Furby, Rain World, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Amazing Digital Circus, Homestuck, Arcane, Warriors, No Straight Roads, Ena, Gravity Falls, Scp

there's more, but that's most shit that i can think of off the top of my head idk

i have too many clothing styles i wanna take up but my closet is literally as deep as an arm length and as wide as two. my tiny closet my behated 🖕💔

don't get in the way of me and my sushi. i will fuck up some sushi. wasabi my beloved 🤤

also i liek writing and art (and recently finding out i love cooking) but i'm dogshit at all three YAY

super secret thing for people to read to the bottom of this post.... if you ask nicely over on doodlebug, i'll draw you some dandy's world fanart/ships :3

[vankaar]

Rant ahead:

I was reading multiple article and a couple of research papers on mothers' burnout and I cannot fathom how ppl are still blaming mothers for over-investing in their children.

"You should take time for yourself!" Yeah dumbass, are you going to get your ass here to babysit my kids? No? So shut up and die.

"You should ask for help!" Yeah dumbass, sure I could ask my overworked single friends living far away that I barely meet 2 times at year (and think that I have to atone bc I took the not-smart decision to have children) to spend their precious spare free time to come over to look 2h at my (hyper ADHD) kids while I do something alone to recharge. Or I could drop them off to my (not living nearby) inlaws who use to drop them off at stranger’s house without telling me ("because the neighbor has a nice pool" yeah and maybe they are a pedophile and you don't know bc you barely talked 2 times with them?) or my (not living nearby) parents that could not set a boundary and let the kids do whatever, who think that fries are an ok dinner or take the kids to places without telling us ("we only took them to a boat trip in another city!") with my father driving (usually after drinking alcohol).

Yeah dumbass, I'm happy that you have an healthy and functional social net. Good for you.

I haven't and it's the main reason I cannot do all the get-better task in your dumb anti-burnout to do list.

It's not because I'm over invested, I'm invested the right amount given that NO FUCKING ONE AROUND ME IS REALLY WILLING TO HELP.

You can blame capitalism (you should) and the everyone for themselves philosophy that came with it.

But if you fucking tell me I'm over committing I'm coming to beat you with a fuckin wooden table you judging ignorant selfish asshole! 🖕🖕

*talking about mothers because still the VAST MAJORITY of the fucking chores and logistic mental labor in het couples are on womens, but parents burnout applies to father too.

[punkscowardschampions]

Archie & America

Archie: 🧨🧨💥

Archie: we’re going to [this clerb] tonight

Archie: dress good so we get in

America: 💖💣 for reading my mind

America: 🍒 out dress code is zero price to pay if I go 1st [a shop that’s really easy to shoplift from because you get to know which ones are and aren’t] ☄️🛒🌠

Archie: not full out or you’ll look like you’re flaunting being out of training bras 🥴

Archie: you could borrow your sisters, that’s the vibe

America: nipples 👀 even easier

America: 🐆+💄+🚬=🎸🤘😈

America: 👌👌 but I’m not getting the bleach out

Archie: a touch more ✨ though, not trying to get backstage and blown out by a nobody

Archie: I’d still be blonder 

Archie: I think you should dye yours so we look different 

America: 🌟studio 54 nye party energy🌟

America: silver hair would take a lot but I’m open to it as long as I don’t go bingo any time soon 

Archie: I was thinking 🖤

Archie: or ❤️ we don’t know any redheads

America: 🧛‍♀️ or 🤡

America: 😐

Archie: You’ll look sick, way better than mousy 🤎💛

America: fuck it, why not

Archie: I’ll do it too 💃🏼

Archie: 💿 would look sick on me

America: if we do 🩸 might have a solid split second of mam thinking Gaz has murdered me in the bath

Archie: 😅 we could fake your death way better than that if we were going to bother

Archie: I’ve got too much I wanna do to pretend to be devastated about your disappearance rn 

America: Libi could with her fake 🩸 recipe for days

America: vetoed as they wouldn’t even let you be me in the reconstruction, it’d be Chi’s time to shine, dramatic cow

Archie: Don’t be a baby, you can lose loads of real 🩸 before it counts

Archie: Your other sister is too old now, you must look most like your dad

America: I could but I’m not gonna unless it secures daddy Gaz’s conviction & we don’t have yours here to do honest policing so that’s pretty unlikely 

America: [show her the one baby pic I have of Lia with her dad and thus you have of yours which she has probably seen a million times by now because yeah you do actually] ❗️❗️❗️

Archie: They’ll have to get your mum to give up his deets and find his new daughters, cuter kids get more sympathy = more jail time for Gaz

America: he won’t have any he’ll be married to his job

Archie: You’d be surprised how people change

Archie: my mum wasn’t always a complete nightmare 

America: she’s been through something, he got away from the nightmare my mam is, he’ll be 🤑🤩

Archie: anyway, Gaz is like, hot, he’d do so well in prison 

America: you keep saying it but talk’s all it is

Archie: you’re just mad he’s so in LURVE with your mum and would never

Archie: I’m not the one with the boring boyfriend going steady 🥱

America: it’s 😺💫 not 😍💖

America: & we’re not steady either 🤫

Archie: It’s still Sean and he’s not invited 

America: I haven’t invited him, despite your ambiguous we

Archie: You think Bobby and Libi are going to try to get in?

Archie: besides, they can’t come even if they had any balls 

America: she’d get in if she dressed up with us but he wouldn’t & it points to a no without him 🔮🎱

Archie: his brother could let him in

America: 🔮🎱don’t count on it🔮🎱 

Archie: 🙄 well good bitch because I didn’t socials stalk Bobby to see where he would be tonight, did I 

Archie: focus, his ADHD is rubbing off on you

America: are [list some messy gals we’re friends with] coming cos I’m not spending all night watching him rub against you

Archie: um NO, [an amount of these gals] can’t keep their mouths shut, they’d ruin it entirely

America: but [the ones who can like bitch they better be coming lol]

Archie: bitch idk, they are not my priority 

Archie: if you’re going to be lame, you start a group chat and organise 🎀

America: 😝🖕

America: calm your padded 🍒 yeah, I can see you’re focused on living out your IRL 🍭👓❤️ dreams & taking his maybe rejection out on me before it’s a definite is not it 

America: step your 😻 up or stay home 🤷‍♀️

Archie: I don’t want them to come but if you want your hand held by Stacie instead of some hot guy go ahead

America: your sister would, Stace isn’t going to make me 🤤💫

Archie: then shut up?

Archie: she’s so boring

America: I asked the q cos you’re gonna be boring with Casey’s 👅💦 shutting you up

Archie: Well you could do what everyone else in the club will be doing, duh

America: 🎊🎉

America: wayyyy ahead of you

Archie: leave your phone at home

America: do you have my 📷 or did I leave it at Sean’s?

Archie: not me

Archie: not that I’d see it in this mess

America: if he’s lent it to [a girl in his year we think he likes, whether he does or not is debatable] like he does every.fucking.thing else

Archie: probably

Archie: you’ll know the tits aren’t yours, hers are way bigger 

America: 😐

Archie: Forget about him, you could do better

Archie: you aren’t as desperate as a case as you were last year so ditch him

America: [a student teacher in whatever subject we’ve been given one who’s actually young and good looking enough to torment] isn’t 🐀🐈

Archie: Exactly

Archie: now you’re getting it

Archie: he could be there, it’s one of the newest clubs about

America: he’ll be keener on me away from this hell hole

Archie: I’ll make a tinder and tell him to come

America: then he’d come for you, greedy bitch

America: I’ll do it myself

Archie: a fake one, you moron

Archie: he’s not going to come for either of us but if you happen to be there, whoops 💁🏼‍♀️

America: MY fake one, you’d scare him off

Archie: Oh ‘cos you know him so well is it

America: I’m a gifted storyteller, bordering on pathological [whoever the terrible school counsellor for this era is] says 

America: & between my nan, mam & sisters I know exactly what not to do in ANY scenario 

Archie: I think if you were any good at lying, you wouldn’t be talking to the school psych, you know no one ever believes you

Archie: besides, I’ve got with boys 10x hotter than Sean, so you should let me do it

America: I get to sit there with ☕️🍪 while you have to do social skills, I’m not the loser, last I checked

Archie: yeah, that’s really cool

Archie: as if I couldn’t with my dead dad trauma, but I’m not gonna do that

America: your loss, she literally lets me have 🚬 breaks too ✌️

Archie: you and all the other spacky kids, it’s never going to be it

Archie: God, your mum must love it, mine would

America: if she gave a shit about me I wouldn’t be hanging about in there with [first name this counsellor lady haha] 

Archie: n’awh 💔

America: 😂🖕

Archie: [sending her pictures of this boy] look at him

America: he looks like the oldest 1 wayyy more than Bobby does 

Archie: I know, their genetics are a mad one

America: everyone used to want to go out with him & her, poor Libi must be so over hearing it 🎧🤫

Archie: I’m pretty sure she loves any and all attention so I wouldn’t worry

America: she doesn’t, you love stirring it

Archie: 👌

America: I’ve been through it all last year with Chi when Mullans launched playgate

America: RIP sir 🥀 sadly sadly missed 😢

Archie: as she’s actually family, I reckon I know her a lot better than you or your sister 

Archie: how often she brings up her dead parents, surprised she’s not forced into headshrinkers with you

America: leave me out of your ✨family feud✨ I like her 

Archie: I’m not trying to feud, you’re bringing her up when I’m trying to talk about the hot brother

America: 👌 go back to him, I was taking a sec to express that the Brando look alike brother is 💪🍆🍑 & now I’m done

Archie: well he’s like fully married and unavailable so that’s no use to me

Archie: anyway, Casey is more fun AND he was totally 👀 at me

America: when? 

Archie: back when the play and we had to hang out with them all the time

America: you were this close to getting kicked off the play 💖✂️

Archie: I was only doing it for a laugh, not to join the geek squad

Archie: but this is an unexpected bonus

America: what’s this year’s gonna be without Mullans, it’s already been respectfully pushed back from the start of term

America: [whoever the new music teacher is who’ll be forced to do it] has big 👞👞 to try & fill

Archie: idk, I haven’t heard, probably back to the usual since it got so wildly out of hand last time

Archie: good thing I don’t need to get his attention that way now 

America: 🥱 yeah

Archie: sure you can join the protest she’ll inevitably organise

America: 🧨📢🚨

Archie: did I forget to mention peaceful

Archie: whining at the teacher ‘til they relent is chill when your bfs 🦻

America: *🌼🔫

Archie: huh?

Archie: ugh, I can’t decide what to wear, my mum and sister dress like shit

America: [suggesting shit belonging to your mum and sister but half heartedly cos no offence gal we don’t really care]

Archie: bring [something] for me, I’ll put that on there

Archie: going to have to leave covered up like a nun anyway

Archie: and I’m sleeping over [another friend that is not as messy as you for obvious reasons]

America: you’ll have something to lie on for pre-drinks at the park to stop you getting your best clothes trashed 

Archie: do you think he has his own place yet

America: they aren’t paying him enough to rent on his own, there’s no chance, but he’ll have friends to put in with, hopefully he’ll have a room to call his not just a sofa bed 🤞🌠

Archie: Bobby lives with his brother, doesn’t he? So even if he’s at home, Bob won’t be there to snitch on me

America: if he’s not an imbecile he’ll be there instead of throwing his entire wage away on rent how my mam & Gaz have to, making the most of it before there’s oldest brother’s babies everywhere ruining everything

Archie: there won’t be a spare room for him soon enough, awh 💔

Archie: Libi would just move him in, she always gets her own way

America: yeah, they’re always together anyway

Archie: gross

America: Evie doesn’t shut up about her crush on him, we could hold out hope this may be the year she acts on it

Archie: she better, I’m sick of hearing about it when she’s never even given a boy a handjob

America: nobody’s parents are as strict as she hides behind hers being, she’d be in a catholic girls if they were

Archie: she’s just scared, the older she gets the weirder it’ll be though

America: what’s she scared of? 🙄 we’ve all told her how easy it is & demos are a click away if she’s really against another fruit & veg aisle instruction session 

Archie: the rep, probably

Archie: the opposite of the one she’ll end up with

America: she’ll end up with no friends

Archie: and only being able to go out with boys like Bobby

America: learn some sign language & it wouldn’t be that bad, she could do loads worse & probably will if she keeps waiting

Archie: ‘cos that isn’t desperation 101

Archie: just learn a different language so you can talk to a boy, saddo

America: [tell her a story about a turkish man from a kebab shop trying it on with your mother pre-Gary glory days because she gives that energy but obvs we’ve added some lies in because we can’t not haha] 😍💖

America: Evie is desperate, or should be if she takes a look around at the 🔺⬜️🔵 of her life

Archie: Ha, they’re all sex offenders in there, [someone]’s dad beat one of them up for putting their number in with the order

America: remind me to slip Gazza’s number to [that person’s] mam

Archie: Shame his kid wasn’t hot and older

America: impossible with his da’s immaturity level & genetic code

Archie: soz Gaz, I got hotter fish to fry now 

America: can’t wait for the day when it’s you & my mam both

Archie: keep dreaming, babe

Archie: I can’t believe Casey doesn’t have a gf like, what

Archie: Not that I’d care but still, talk about timing

America: he’s landed a job in a hot new club, it isn’t unbelievable he wouldn’t want one

Archie: Yeah but you usually keep one about, even if you cheat on her

America: he didn’t keep anyone about at school, nobody’s sure even now who he got with & when

Archie: I can tell he hooked up with [girls that posted him and we have sleuthed out because we’re 14] but yeah, it’s definitely not the full list

Archie: he must be good

America: 🤴🌟✨

Archie: 🥺🥺🥺

America: [show her this fake tinder for her approval or critique]

Archie: [loads of critique and do this and this and that because that’s who we are]

America: [deliberately not sending it again after we’ve made those changes because we know there would only be more and we can’t be bothered lol] 

America: ⌛️⏳

Archie: what will you do if he actually shows

America: what everyone else will be

Archie: nah, you’ll chicken out

America: what’ve I got to lose? 

Archie: what if he actually goes along with it

Archie: will you get with him

America: unless he’s Evie levels of bad at it

Archie: like all the way though

America: he probably won’t want to

Archie: yeah

Archie: I would with Casey, if he would

America: he would

Archie: do you know how old he is

America: 20?

Archie: 22, he’s only 3 years younger than the oldest one

Archie: Bobby was that mistake baby, obvs

America: my mam better fucking not go there 

Archie: ew, she’s clearly menopausal by now

America: that’s what happens, the old cows think they are & end up 🤰🏼❗️❗️

Archie: I literally could not care less about your mum’s old vag

America: you’d care if you never saw me again which you wouldn’t cos I’d have to run away & start a new life

Archie: don’t be drama, you’d get loads of presents and attention for dealing from your mum and nan, ‘cos they’d feel so guilty, that’s what happens

America: not to me, I’d have to move in to nan’s & get daily hassle from her that there’s no room to swing her handbag

America: or go find my da to live with & never be in one place for longer than a few nights 

Archie: OMG

Archie: I just accidentally double-tapped a selfie from like 2 years ago 🤡

America: 🤣

Archie: now I’ll need to go into witness protection

America: 👋

America: we’ll hang when the 🎪🎢🎠 is in town

Archie: oh well, at least he knows I’m looking now 🤷🏼‍♀️

America: imagine if you had to waste half the night on 🐀🐈

America: 🥱

Archie: I can tell he’s not going to tell, anyway

America: me too

Archie: imagine if I lost my virginity to him, everyone would lose  it

America: I’d have to break you out if your mam found out

Archie: no she would actually die

Archie: it’d be worth it even if he wasn’t insanely hot

America: full shade to [the counsellor’s first name again] she’d send you to a proper shrink & I’d guess also out of the country to those relatives of hers you barely see 

America: but your nan is gonna ✂️🍆 LOL

Archie: She’d have to see them herself to make that happen, v unlikely 

Archie: as if she’s not let enough shit slide 😏 not ready for that convo hun

America: it’s a free pass 🥳

Archie: not exactly but I’m ready to win the argument 

America: your sister’ll be a nightmare if it gets out

Archie: she always is, she’s so uptight

America: she should try losing her virginity

Archie: fr 🤣

America: Chi’s moping over Jake has rubbed off on everyone in their entire friend group 🥀☔️💔

Archie: being gay makes you dramatic, she wouldn’t act like that if she’d grow up and take a dick

America: she’s 😍💖😺💫 for my dramatic 👑sister🏰 is the obvious explanation

Archie: weirdddddddd

Archie: too bad your sister still wants Jake

Archie: who can blame her

Archie: he’s too serious though

America: he’s a pretentious fuckwit who everyone allows to be up himself cos his curls aren’t frizzy & he can hold a note & guitar at the same time 

Archie: okay, gay

America: it’s not the insult you think it is, bitch

Archie: it’s totally cool you’re a massive lesbian

America: thanks ❤️🧡💛���💙💜

Archie: just don’t look at me changing 

America: you’ve got no 🍑 or 🍒 to 👀 at anywayyy

Archie: haaaaa 🖕 yours don’t count they’re just fat

America: 🖕🖕

Archie: [do you wanna say he starts a convo from our ‘accidental’ like, because we would just ignore you lol]

America: [yes I absolutely do wanna say that haha]