#adelbert's original bio mentioned driving a truck around & knocking over mailboxes and im determined to honor this bio

[katatty]

“So I’ve been thinking. Do you want to move in with me? There’s not a ton of space, but...”

“I’d love to. I’m so sick of my dumbass brother. Can I fit my truck in the yard?”

“Yeah, I think so! You’ll need to help me move the tub along.”

“Can we throw Alicia in there while we’re at it? She reeks.”