#additionally it is factually true that hot pokers should not go in the fundament
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une-sanz-pluis · 1 month ago
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the accounts of Humphrey Duke of Gloucester's deaths are like:
"we don't know how he died. Some said he just got really sad and just died, just like how Henry IV and Edward IV said Richard II and Henry VI got really sad and just died. Some said that he was smothered between two featherbeds, just how Edward II and Thomas of Woodstock were probably murdered. Others still said it involved a hot spit going into a place no hot spit should go just like the very famous and very untrue account of Edward II's death."
And when you finally stumble on a new one it's like
"Yeah, they drowned him in wine. Just like how George Duke of Clarence is said to have been killed."
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