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Cale: Shame on you, I'm taken.
Slacker Life: The hell you are? You traitor.
Work Life: Sshhh. There's like, several worlds we need to take care of, my dear Cale.
Cale: .....
Eruhaben, exasperated: Tsk. You unlucky, single-ass bastard.
Cale, offended: Why don't you enlighten your one thousand years of solitude first, our esteemed 𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯-𝘯𝘪𝘮?
Raon, excited: Me! Me! I'll be the wingman! This great and mighty Raon Miru will find the best partner candidates for you two!
Eruhaben and Cale, horrified: 𝙉𝙊.
#lcf#trash of the count's family#lout of the count's family#cale henituse#tcf#eruhaben#raon miru#poor eruhaben just want cale to found his forever love🥺#too bad he's terrible at being honest#so now his old ass need to suffer lol#additional scenario lmaooo
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just wanted to say that your opinions on a*ysmond? AGREED. the stans are insufferable, pointing how there was "true love" there, that they're the healthiest couple in westeros. like...bffr! they're delusional in my eyes and i see no love between them, it's toxic and unhealthy. (aemond's also a loser so....that'll get the stans mad but oh well! LMAOOO)
Alys is a war prize. An object officially. I don't understand why people romanticize this relationship. She is not his mistress, but a prize of war, that is all the difference.
Aemond not only massacred Alys' family (of whom there is no evidence that she was mistreated), but he did it down to the children / baby.
And the fans of this ship think that she would have been happy with it under the pretext that she would have been mistreated by them ? This scenario is obviously not based on any real evidence, to justify their delusion of Aemond being the only person to have treated him well and offered a real position.
We are literally talking about the man who sees women as weak in addition to reproductive objects. When do you think he can treat women well ?! And again, the only position Alys got is to be a war prize. And there's nothing glorious about it. Again, officially an item.
Of course they also rely on the negative rumors about her, to justify why she would have been happy with the massacre and being with Aemond. Because witch = evil apparently. Especially when it's described by a bunch of misogynists.
If Alys had been a witch with great powers like Alysmond's fans claim, why would she have let herself be taken in by an abusive family ? No, because it's also one of the excuses they make, that Alys is too powerful a witch, so it's impossible that Aemond can abuse her, it's she who has the upper hand over him, or is on an equal footing with him. Of course... Hello madness.
Yes, because since the release of the series, there is the camp of those who think that since Alys is a witch and older than Aemond, she is necessarily the abuser.
No. Aemond is a prince who massacred the only place where she lived. She was collected as a war prize. It doesn't matter that she's older, she's the victim here.
I believe in the fact that Alys was some sort of witch but not extremely powerful. She was probably linked to potions and visions, but not great powers that would have screwed everyone over.
It's so satisfying to think that Alys was self-possessed and intelligent enough to actually seduce Aemond after she was taken as a prize of war to stay alive, only to ultimately send Aemond to his own death after the abuse she suffered from him.
#fire and blood#grrm#grr martin#george rr martin#alys rivers#anti aemond targaryen#anti aemond stans#anti alysmond
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TELL ME 🐛❤️
What do you like to write the most?
🦇🦠🦖🪲
And what scenarios? 🥺 I wanna ideas
I want to apply but I have no idea
my mind is🕸️ 🏜️
I didn't find the emoji I wanted 😭 I swore there was an emoji of that desert thing that appears randomly
I literally search desert ball plant emoji on Google but 😔
ALSO I was doing math homework and I discovered something
It takes me longer to analyze the simple ones than the complicated ones.
With some "difficult" ones I'm like: no reaction🤫🧏 But then they give me 2 + 8 and I spend 20 seconds looking at that and trying to solve it.
I open debate, new level of intelligence or stupidity?
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Hmm well I love to write for ideas that I wouldn’t think of I guess? Not sure how to explain it but recently i haven’t really thought of writing what I’ve wanted cuz I can’t think of any of my own ideas that I deem really good.
Two examples are a req that reader is male and gives [insert character] gay panic and I think the whole thing is comedic so I love that one and am working on it
And another is that [insert character] gets nervous around reader and gets called out on it in a way that leaves no room for denial (can’t say much without it giving it away)
that’s about it for that
But LMAOOO so real. I could be doing the most difficult thing ever and then it’s the addition or subtraction that stumps me 😭
Honestly? I just think it’s ppl having out of nowhere slowness but I mean 🤷
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for the 'bored fanfic writer' ask game
25, 27, 29
Thanks for sending these questions! :) (Link to the ask game)
29) Share a bit from a fic you’ll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic.
Found this paragraph floating in isolation at the bottom of the doc for a random Sloanshir idea that never really got going. But this random paragraph definitely slaps:
He rolled over and stared at the armchair by the porthole. Empty, but for the pall cast on it by a memory. It was funny how many years of pleasant memories—how many books from Garak he���d read while curled up there, how many lovers in his lap—had been overshadowed by a single interaction. But getting rid of the chair, or even moving it elsewhere, would have meant giving Sloan the power to destroy any part of his life simply by touching it.
25) Have you ever upset yourself with your own writing?
Haha yeah... T_T Usually I'm fine if I know the fic is gonna work out okay (or if I can at least picture a happier potential post-fic future), but if I know that the ending of the fic or projected future is also a big bummer then I run a very high risk of upsetting myself so much that I don't finish the fic lollll.
So, I don't actually upset myself at all while writing horrible creepy sloanshir hurt/no comfort or whatever, because even if the comfort's not in the scope of the fic, I so strongly believe in Garashir ending up together in any given scenario that I just extrapolate in my mind that it'll be fine eventually. XD
The only real problem comes in when I attempt to write Garashir bad endings (for the ship or for either person involved). Like... I REALLY wanted to finish writing my wip about the events of "The Quickening" making Julian slowly go full mad scientist once he's back on the station, but writing it made me too sad because it was important to the concept that it needed to have a devastatingly tragic ending. T_T
27) Is there a fic you were nervous to post/share? Why?
Literally every single fic I've ever written. XD But that's not a helpful answer lol.
I always feel extra nervous posting rarepair fics. With Garashir, there are TONS of canon interactions to model their behavior after, and I've also read soooo much fic about them, which means I have a very good understanding of their dynamic at various points in the timeline of canon, and I know what characterization choices work for me and what doesn't. With Siskarak, there are not that many eps that show the two of them interacting so there's more extrapolation involved in figuring out their dynamic and how to translate that into a sexual relationship, and in terms of fic I have written a solid chunk of what's even out there so I usually put tons of pressure on myself to make sure it's good. And not only good, but like, meshes well with canon and actually follows from what we know about the characters, because I want people to understand how I got from point A to point B.
In addition to that, the longer the fic (or the longer I've spent on the fic), the more nervous I feel when I post. More words, more potential to write something unclear or OOC. XD More time spent, more critical I am of it by the time I post it, because I feel like it should be better than it is given the amount of effort spent. In all honesty drabbles (100 word fics) or other very short ficlets (anything <1000 words) don't make me all that nervous to post anymore, purely due to the time spent writing being so low, which is why I've been posting so many short fics lately lmaooo. If I can bang something out all at once and post without thinking, that's ideal, because then I agonize over it waaaay less beforehand and I don't feel bad if it doesn't get many readers. XD
Posting explicit fics also always makes me a lil nervous, due to the potential embarrassment of what if I've gotten something so wrong that it takes the reader out of the steaminess of the moment.
All that said, my "Second Skin" Siskarak fic, you're a criminal as long as you're mine, recently made me very nervous to post, because it's rarepair smut and it's the second longest thing I've written all year, haha. (Everyone PLEASE go tell me I did a good job, I worked so hard on it.)
#asks#hellostuffedtiger#ask game#bored fic writer asks#feel free to send me more asks everyone#i'll reply faster maybe haha#my fic#sloanshir
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🗺 they ARE explorers so I imagine they've seen a lot of stuff across the world but I do wonder if there's some scenario you'd want the TEF crew to go through that never managed to happen lol
Also 🚥
🗺 Is there some place your OC would love to go or something your OC would love to do but likely could never happen within the boundaries of your story?
Ngl the current TEF actually fulfills a lot of my vision of an explorer esque story cuz they pretty much are on the run at all times over the span of the story, aka a lot of the regions are explored (notably Carabee and Suizel all the way to Mount. Eden, I think looking at the map could give you an idea of how their journey looks like), Tarue and Sunvey are the only big regions that don't get touched in TEF for the sole fact that they get explored in POE instead lmaooo, though it's mostly in Tarue, Sunvey isn't that much developed as a land tbh and I haven't rlly found anything to do w it even if there's mild plans all over the place, ig some cool underutilized lands would def be Kahdeina Kingdom, Janji Island and Temporal Isle though cuz they rlly are scrapped plotlines for POE and the supposed tertiary story back then, so currently they just kinda exist without any lore heavy stories to explore them in detail, so if anywhere it'll probably be those places, again not much lore is written for those places though you can imagine things based on what I have for the land masterpost lmao
🚥 Is there a character choice or plotline that you regret but is now canon and you feel like you can't change it?
Literally upon seeing this in the list of questions I was like haha I know I will answer Maridoline and Airimoru tragaydies, they're literally so lore heavy and intricate they *have* to die but for the longest time when I first developed them I intended them to *live*, that's the kicker lmao I didn't write them to die when I first wrote them but they dug the hole for themselves I've got no choice but to bury lol it pains me but it has to be done and I won't exactly say I regret it either cuz it's very juicy
Funnily enough I usually don't regret canon plot choices cuz they almost always happen for a reason, the joke to lore pipeline always leads to something batshit but connects everything neatly I pretty much eat it the fuck up each time lmao, though ig a funny one would def be removing Rigel altogether from TEF cuz it took away a lot of the other plotpoints (notably his arc of attempting to capture Toffee and this other one where Orion and Pepper bond over having lost a brother from the same tragedy, there are workarounds though it's def kinda a hassle to rework some of the already established points lmao
Rigel was mainly removed cuz there's just too much going on in TEF and his purpose as a father figure to Rei and contributing to her grief is already explored via Orion and Oak alrdy (who are much more involved in the plot and are individually very developed characters alrdy), alongside his creature whisperer thing going to Asteria who is previously not that developed, I def tried to salvage Rigel lmaoooo but alas, though if I'm not careful enough he might aswell get revived but chances are also slim, just overall a kinda wack scenario cuz either keeping or removing him leads to other outcomes, also probs cuz it wasn't a joke to lore pipeline that occured naturally and was my own choice and I don't usually make lore changes like this LMAOOOO
Ig another would def be scrapping Atch/Asteria cuz that was the og ship for a long ass time, like 2020 esque era, there's sentimental value attached to them though the story has been revamped so much they no longer feel like the og pairing I developed and ate up lol, ironically current Aitcher reeks more of the og Atchuka (Asteria was developed so much Eureka as a name doesn't even get used all that much anymore), also since POE wasn't a thing back then there's no deliberate parallels I bothered writing but w Aichi being an addition everything just tied together rlly satisfyingly lol
There's probs more but I don't remember any atm lmao, these are the main ones I do think abt quite often though
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Enchant Presents. . .
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happy TFATWS and fic Friday, @fuckyeahsambucky! today, I will present recs with The Falcon Captain America and the Winter Soldier in mind. u kno me, I’m not very much into writing stuff that are super canon. however, I like reading stuff that takes place in it, especially if they wow me. so, here goes! this is pre-canon, post-canon, and canon divergence, so yeh.
this is also for the anon who told me my taste is flawless, sksksksk.
different with every shore by JoBones - I’ve read this story when I was supposed to charge my brain cells and it was worth it! Sam being perplexed by Bucky’s feelings for him is written as genuine and their banter was top-notch. this fic feels like an entire episode that I would watch a lot, ngl. great story along with narration. Semi Post-Canon. ✨
You’re Welcome by @siancore - first off, the banter here matches the vibes of my favorite couple of guys. it was witty, cute, and I love the scenarios especially the near kiss they could have shared with the tension close to exploding between them. to not spoil much, I very much admire the tone in this tale. also Sian deserves love for writing this much words after reblogging a certain gif-set and I am (still) in awe. Post-Canon. ✨
Friendversary by SamBucky_Fanzi - listen, you will laugh at this story. based on a certain vid and Sam and Bucky are so sick of others thinking they’re together even tho they’re so clueless that everybody and their mother can see they have something going on and won’t admit. I think y’all will enjoy how their efforts turned out, lmaooo. I know I did. Canon Divergence. ✨
Mission to Monte Carlo by @yavannie - this is a great fic with the right amount of humor and mission stuff. for those into this trope, this fic will deliver that along with dialogue that’s spot-on, the guys in well-dressed suits, and tie pulling. the side characters here are also a wonderful addition. Post-Canon. ✨
What I’ve Been Living For by @pianistwriter80 - color me impressed because this is a detailed take on the finale and the words make me heart eyes. the well-timed confession, the banter, and the lovely kiss shared between these two is stellar. Post-Canon. ✨
diving blind by yukla - also a very beautiful 5 + 1 things tale, where the tea is scalding amidst the fluff. it also has Sam Wilson feels, which I’m always up for. it flows very well and this is a wonderful tale. it’s got the Love is Requited They Just Don’t Know It vibes I’m always all about, yeet. Post-Canon. ✨
War Stories by Siancore - y’all really think I’m not gonna rec Sian again? guess what, here I am anyway! here’s a take that adds context to the burgeoning relationship between Sam and Bucky in canon. it’s got heart, love, banter, and characterization that pulls you in. the chemistry’s all over the place whenever these two are together. highly recommended, make no mistake about that. Pre-Canon or Canon Divergence, depends on how u look at it. ✨
this is it, love; it's you and me, love by @glittercake - ahhhh, yes, this sends me lots of feels. both are so dumb yet so in love with each other and I am here for the dialouge. the tension and chemistry is electric. that confession’s pretty sweet and so them, and the moment they shared in this tale is *chef’s kiss*! Post-Canon. ✨
Things Were Lookin’ Grim, But They’re Lookin’ Good Again by @jemgirl86 - if you’re me and wanted a longer apology from Bucko, this is for you! like I cannot, I cannot even, when I read this, I was so satisfied when Sam let his feelings out, when Bucky apologized and admitted how he did so wrong with receipts. plus, it fills the acts of service criteria, which I’m here for. still am glad to read this tale and this is a must-read, imo. - Canon Divergence. ✨
aranyhíd by @honestlyfrance - actually, I requested this fic and my bestie did this justice! this tale explores some Sam Wilson feels along with Bucky being a simp for him. cute banter and moments shared in the lingering traces of the evening. it also features beautiful depiction of the sunset in Delacroix and I knew the word would fit it well! highly rec. - Post-Canon. ✨
#fysambuckyweek#onlysambucky#fysbfriday#sambucky#winterfalcon#sam x bucky#ships: sambucky#rec list#sam wilson#bucky barnes#long posts
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lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers is racist; she thinks she understands racism better than poc, stands by racists, and attacks poc for trying to speak to her about racism
Tw: racism, rape mention, incest mention. also possible transphobia
For the full story, you first need a bit of background: if you’ve been following me for a while then you will be aware I have called out @ayeforscotland’s racism several times. I would recommend reading this post for a full explanation.
In addition to the incidences mentioned in the post I have just linked, ayeforscotland has also had interactions with neo @androidgynes who is Romani and another person who is black (but didn’t want to be named) and they’ve both also called him out for his racism.
Anyway so. @androidgynes saw that lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers was reblogging from ayeforscotland, and that the op of the post was @/getpoliticaluk (who defends incest). Androidgynes messaged lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers (who I will from now refer to as lagstm) and informed her that ayeforscotland is racist and getpoliticaluk defends incest - the conversation that followed went like this. (the below screenshots are posted with permission from @androidgynes)
The post that neo (@androidgynes) linked of mine was this. And I mean... clearly that particular post by ayeforscotland was very racist, he literally just sat there laughing about anti-black racism as if it was a joke. When @mangopickled tried to speak to him about how offensive this post was, he removed her comments from the notes of the post (like. to be clear: ayeforscotland, a WHITE MAN, made a post about racism, and then removed a WOMAN OF COLOUR’S commentary from that post when she told him that his comments were inappropriate). When I saw that, I called that out, and he blocked me. There’s many levels to his racism here that I don’t have the energy to explain, and if you don’t understand why it’s so problematic then you should probably stop reading here cos you clearly know nothing and probably care even less about anti-racism.
So on that particular post that neo linked to lagstm, there is ayeforscotland being racist, and 2 woc calling out his racism. And yet on having this post shown to her, this is how she chose to respond
lagstm literally says that she thinks my views on racism lack nuance. I am a woman of colour, I am visibly muslim, and I’ve experienced racism pretty much all my life. And here is a white woman saying that she thinks my views on racism “lack nuance”. I,, I genuinely don’t have words to convey how angry this makes me. Literally who does she even think she is. Not even is it racist to dismiss my literal LIVED experience of being a woman of colour in this country, but she is literally saying “look at these stupid brown folk, they don’t know what they’re talking about cos they’re so stupid :)”
neo points out firstly that as a white person lagstm doesn’t have the right to make that call, and also that there is ofc another woc on that post saying that exact same thing, and androidgynes themselves are roma. lagstm is not just dismissing me as a stupid savage who is too stupid to form complex thoughts, but she is also indirectly saying the same thing about 2 other poc, and saying that her judgement, as a white person, is more sound than all of ours.
It’s also worth mentioning that neo, who is Romani, was polite to lagstm during this exchange, and lagstm was rude and dismissive. I find this deeply hypocritical. Lagstm has been talking a lot about the policing bill and how it will affect GRT communities, but when she’s talking to someone who is actually *from* the Roma community, she is dismissive and condescending. All this shows is that she’s fake AF. She pretends to care about the Roma community on her blog and then speaks down to them in private.
And again this is worth repeating: AYEFORSCOTLAND WAS BEING RACIST ON THAT POST. IT WAS RACIST. WHAT HE SAID WAS RACIST. So lagstm isn’t just ignoring 3 poc, she is also ignoring,,,, you know,,, the actual racism,,,
And she also says ayeforscotland is borderline racist? Like she acknowledges ayeforscotland is borderline racist but she’s still happy to follow him? Like that alone would be enough for me actually
neo then blocked lagstm and messaged me and told me what happened, and showed me the above screenshots - btw prior to this neo and I had never interacted. Anyway I was obviously a bit disgusted but instead of going straight to blocking lagstm or making a callout post straight away, I messaged her to explain herself and take back what she said. That is now two poc who tried to resolve the matter privately - clearly a lot more than lagstm ever deserved. Androidgynes messaged me last Friday, and I messaged lagstm the next day on Saturday
My convo with lagstm went as follows:
So you can see that initially she was apologetic and said she “didn’t mean to imply that that my judgement on racism was flawed” (even tho that’s literally what she said) and defended herself by saying “I react poorly in interactions like this” - genuinely not a defence but whatever. She then proceeded to say that what she doesn’t trust my opinion on is Scotland and Ireland - which completely irrelevant. Firstly I am ambivalent to Scottish nationalism and have always said I don’t know much about it, and I support the reunification of Ireland. And secondly, my issue with aye has got literally nothing to do with Scotland or Scottish nationalism; he is racist all on his own. And the post neo linked was barely even about scottish nationalism, it was just him being anti-black. So lagstm saying “I don’t trust your judgement on Scotland and Ireland” is ridiculous considering that Scottish/Irish nationalism have nothing to do with this.
Like akjfbkjdfbs this is actually so ridiculous. It doens’t make any sense. Lagstm clearly says “I don’t trust pakisstani’s judgement on THIS issue [the issue being racism] and her views on THIS issue [the issue being racism] lack nuance” but now turns around and says “I wasn’t talking about racism, I was talking about Scotland/Ireland” like she must really think I’m dumb
And you can see Lagstm bringing up unrelated hypothetical scenarios, and saying “in this situation, you can’t tell me to defer to poc” which i found ??? Like why are you bringing up scenarios in which you think you are allowed to educate us poor and stupid black and brown folk?? I then told her she was straw-manning and that her points about Ireland/Scotland were ridiculous, but then she claimed it was me that was engaging her in bad faith. Like SHE, the white woman who practically said that I am too stupid to understand racism, and when confronted on it started straw-manning and bringing up unrelated scenarios, said I am not engaging her in good faith. AFTER both neo and I tried to speak to her privately about this. Like I tried to speak to her privately AFTER I FOUND OUT SHE HAD SAID RACIST THINGS ABOUT ME. BUT I’M NOT ENGAGING HER IN GOOD FAITH? LMAOOO
And then the accusation about rape threats which is actually the most disgusting part of this entire thing. I shouldn’t have to explain that accusing 2 poc of conspiring to send her rape threats (without any evidence whatsoever. Frankly I think she’s lying about the rape threats 🤷🏽♀️ it’s quite a transparent attempt to distract from her own nasty behaviour and deflect onto us) is actually extremely racist. She is invoking her white fragility and painting me and androidgynes as aggressors who are threatening her safety and inflicting/threatening to inflict sexual violence on her. It is beyond disgusting 🤮
What’s more, neo is trans, so when lagstm is baselessly accusing them of issues related to rape, she is also playing up to transphobic tropes.
One more thing worth mentioning is that there are several lies peppered throughout lagstm’s comments. Firstly when she claimed to have briefly unfollowed me - she didn’t actually. I was checking regularly, and she never unfollowed me. This was a small lie that I picked up on striaght away but because it wasn’t relevant I didn’t say anything about it. But I just think it’s interesting that she would lie for no reason. And another lie - feigning ignorance about ayeforscotland’s racism, and actually even asking for receipts is incredibly disingenuous when on this particular post, if you scroll through the notes, you can see she has literally liked it. Like she had already seen the posts where me and mangopickled called out his racism and literally LIKED it, and when neo says to lagstm that aye is racist, lagstm says “receipts please :)” YOU’VE ALREADY SEEN THEM! AND LIKED THEM! screenshot in case she unlikes it (sorry for including dumb comments by dumb scots but i need to prove it’s the same post so):
LASTLY. Last point I swear. When lagstm said “it was also coloured by the statements they’d made about another tumblr user, which didn’t relate to racism, which I didn’t address with them because I didn’t want to upset them” <- she must mean getpoliticaluk defending incest? So like what is lagstm saying here, she didn’t want to bring up that she also herself defends incest?? Like is she tryna say she’s a pro-shipping freak?????????????????????? What other way is there to read that statment
Okay that’s everything.
I’m not interested in discourse on this post - if you are white and think lagstm isn’t racist or you’re inclined to defend her then save your breath, I don’t need white people telling me what is or isn’t racist. I gave her the chance to defend herself, which is way more than she deserves, and this is how she responds. Her actions and indefensible and she can choke ☺️❤️ I will be unfollowing/blocking anyone I see reblogging from her because I deserve better than to follow people who are ok with racists ❤️
#lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers#uk politics#<- tagging this so all of you can see what kind of person you're reblogging ☺️❤️#ayeforscotland
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Heyo, I hope I'm not being too annoying but I was wondering if you have any personal headcanons for the Jackass Bois? They can be t*ckles or non t*ckles related if you do. Im just really interested in what other people think the guys act like or are interested in and I love it when people talk about stuff they like. Anyways you don't have to answer cuz I know you've got stuff to do or write but I was just curious. Have an amazing day!💜💜💜
This is so broad, I have like no thoughts lmaooo. My creative juices have been mostly zapped away in my old age. If you gave me like I guess like a scenario or a topic to go off on, the structure would probably help me out. I have some personal thoughts I'd like to share, though, if that's ok.
I still don't know who my favorite is
Though I will say it's between Ryan, Bam, and Steve-O
Bam's family in the Jackass movies usually made the movies better for me, and the addition of no Bam in the new one meant no Margera fam, which really saddened me. The super mighty glue stunt is prob one of my faves ever.
Ryan had the best attitude out of all the guys when I go back and rewatch the movies (which I just did like yesterday and today lol)
His personality and the quips he made are so much like mine so I felt like I always connected with him. And the things he really laughed hard at, I also laughed hard at. For this reason, I still put him at the top of my list.
I also have to include Steve-O bc the guy has done some of the funniest bits. Butt chug, sweatsuit cocktail, shoving the fish hook through his cheek, the fucking fart helmet, wasabi snooters, the portopotty bungee, and the freaking shin mime stunt in the new movie murders me every time the way he yells XDDDDD
and his smile and laugh are so contagious
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In terms of what makes me laugh hardest for these guys.... I want to say it's the simpler things lol
Anytime they're all together on the set for the stunt and they're just cracking up at one another, I love it
While I do enjoy the crazier stunts, what I mean by simpler is like
the wave that knocks Knoxville down out of frame so it looks like he disappears
Bam sling-shotting a meatball at Phil's face
In the new movie, just Knoxville launching a volleyball at Steve-O's face as he exits his trailer and the little 'bonk' it makes
the poof
All these kinds of stunts make me laugh some of the hardest. And I think it's because of the reactions. Like how much the guys are laughing on set at the stupidest, simplest shit
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When I think back to the tickling stuff
I am so freaking shocked that if tickling happened on set, that it wasn't filmed or turned into a bit
genuinely
they do so much where they're tied down, it seems so easy
maybe they're always in too much pain to even be ticklish lol idk
Have a great day!
#answered ask#ask#hotshot624#jackass#jackass content#the jackass guys#jackass hcs#headcanons#my opinions#my likes#my thoughts#jackass movies
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My favorite in the ATLA series 👀👀👀
Okay so my friend and i both agreed that objectively the Renjun one was the best. Like the plot, the CHARACTER DEPTH, and the execution was perfect *chefs kiss*
BUT MY FAVORITE WAS THE HAECHAN ONE AHAHAH His character and the storyline of it was so appealing to me cuz he was like playful and fun but with a ✨vulnerable✨ side, oh and a gang of air bending thieves is always fun. THE SHARING THE BED TROPE IS SUCH AN OVERPLAYED TROPE BUT I LOVE IT ALL THE SAME SO 😩💓
Plus i laughed my ass off when i first thought haechan would be portrayed as a monk that’s bald with arrow tattoos 🤣 (not to mention the addition of the mental image of bald mark, jisung, and chenle LMAOOO)
Oh and sidenote: I remember being very curious about how all the boys’ reactions and interactions wouldve been like if she actually went to each nation and collected them. And then formed her own Team Avatar. That would’ve been hella awesome man ASHDKSMA like a harem but with bending 💯 but not over the top, it would be lowkey only like Ouran Highschool Host Club (a harem anime thats not in your face harem) or smth. I highkey believe that in that scenario Renjun would be the canon love interest just because. 😌
Oki I’m done rambling :DD my fave is the haechan one :D here is a semi bald arrowheaded haechan to prove my point
omg that's so nice thank you so much 🥺💖 i'm not supposed to have favorites but the renjun fic is super special to me <333 it was my first real attempt at trying to write characters with emotional depth (albeit very surface-level) and that's why i felt the need to write a part 2 for him !! it just felt like his story hadn't been fully completed yet 😌
YESSS HAECHAN WAS BASED OFF JET AND HIS CREW BC HAECHAN SUITED THE ROGUISH BUT LOVEABLE THIEF TROPE SO WELLLL 🤩 and LMFAO the there’s only one bed trope always reminds me of this meme 😭
JDSFKLSK STOPPPPPP OMFG THIS IS WHY I HAD TO PUT THAT DISCLAIMER ON THE MASTERLIST BC I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE THE FIC SERIOUSLY IF HAECHAN WAS BALD 💀
HELPDFJSKSKL WHEN I TELL YOU THE BALD HAECHAN PIC HAD ME IN TEARS I AM NOT KIDDING I WAS CRYING LAUGHING PLSSSSSSS 😭😭😭 i had to show cat and moon too bc i was absolutely LOSING MY SHIT over it LMFAO idk why but the kirby pointing at him makes it 10x funnier??? also why does it look like the arrow was drew on with a dry erase marker LOL ugh there’s just so many comedic layers to this pic and i have added it into my favorites album bc i laugh every time i see it tysm for sharing it with me oml 🤧
i’ve thought about it too!! i hate that i missed such a huge opportunity with my atla series 😔 it could’ve made it all interconnected like i did with my pjo series but i just didn’t think about it at the time. i kind attempted it by mentioning doyoung in the fics, but that was about it. when i think back, i feel like i could’ve done a whole spinoff with haechan’s crew. AND HOLY SHIT THAT’S SUCH AN AMAZING IDEA??? ALL OF THE 00 LINE BOYS GATHERING AND FORMING TEAM AVATAR AND THE REVERSE HAREM ELEMENT AS WELL?!?! UGH YOU ARE SUCH A GENIUS, MY LOVE i’m not saying renjun would be the canon love interest bc he was my favorite to write butttttt
ugh this is making me want to revisit everything but my atla series is so old atp so i also kind of want to let it rest in peace 🥴 maybe i’ll do another poll LMAO
thank you so so so much again for this lovely and HILARIOUS ask omg you’ve completely made my life and i will have this haechan pic with me until i die
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AHAHAH I CANT- reader keeps dating these hot ass men that scratch their head at any inconvenient problem life has thrown at them and reader is like "😍😩💞💕💗✨" also not himbo eren 😩 a hot boy that tries to pull open the door for reader but its a push door, reader be like: "hes a little confused but hes got the spirit".
Reader be like: “I’m cold too!”
The cue where boyfriend has to give her his jacket; but instead he goes. .
Himbo boyfriend: “Well damn (y/n) I can’t control the weather! :((“
Pinning Levi staring at both of them like: 😡😤😤
-🔮anon (it’s been long since I’ve slide up in your messages)
🔮 anon!! I missed you, darling!! I’m glad you’re back 😌 Please, this is a scenario for idiot men that are not Eren Jaeger. In fact, I was wrong to say himbos, because himbos are respectable and lovely. It’s just men that are dumb LMAOOO
The way Levi just gives you and your boy toy (who he refuses to call your boyfriend because that would imply you’re interested in this thing with sub-human capabilities) A Look whenever he does something idiotic, or inadvertently ignores something you’ve said because he’s, once again, dumb as a brick. He has a limit to how often he can be in the same space as you guys.
And you’re always to trying to defend him like “Come on, he might not know all the fancy math you know, Levi, but that doesn’t make him dumb😡😡” and Levi is like “It’s not about the fact that he can’t do basic addition. Neither can you, and I still like you. It’s that he doesn’t know a damn thing about you and you would rather lie to impress him, but whatever.”
He genuinely sees you two “flirting” aka you trying to impress him and thinks he needs to finish a bottle of wine to endure the night LMAOO
#🔮 anon#i missed you anon!!#one day levi will snap and be like go out with me please or i might commit homicide#minicanons
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by ROSIERS
Four Generations; Four Wars: each generation more fucked up than the last, brought together by a dying Magic.
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Riddle-Era:
The war against Grindelwald raged across mainland Europe. Sheltered in the safety of Hogwarts, the students realize they may not be all too protected when an attack hits far too close to home.
Marauder's-Era:
The First Wizarding War grows violent. Hogwarts is a political and actual battleground and nowhere is safe.
Golden-Era:
Voldemort has risen and all is not well. Umbridge wreaks havoc across Hogwarts, no one is safe.
Next-Gen:
Hogwarts is gone. Destroyed. A war against humanity wages across the world. Muggles vs Wizards and the muggles are winning. Hunted down to near extinction, nothing can save them. A far more dangerous evil lurks in the shadows, waiting to strike.
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Magic is dying. She has gone through all possible scenarios and only one will save her - if, that is, they can put their differences aside and make it work.
Words: 337, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: everyone, Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Tracey Davis, Millicent Bulstrode, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Bill Weasley, Percy Weasley, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Andromeda Black Tonks, Regulus Black, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Lily Evans Potter, Antonin Dolohov, Bartemius Crouch Jr., Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Evan Rosier, Amelia Bones, Mary Macdonald, Avery Jr. (Harry Potter), Mulciber Jr. (Harry Potter), Emma Vanity, Lucius Malfoy, Orion Black, Walburga Black, Abraxas Malfoy, Cygnus Black, Alphard Black, Lucretia Black Prewett, Dorea Black Potter, Charlus Potter, Lestrange Sr. (Harry Potter), Druella Rosier Black, Yaxley (Harry Potter), Avery Sr. (Harry Potter), Nott Sr. (Harry Potter), Travers (Harry Potter), Rosier Sr. (Harry Potter), Septimus Weasley, Augusta Longbottom, Cassiopeia Black, Cedrella Black Weasley, Victoire Weasley, Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Dominique Weasley, Louis Weasley, Molly Weasley, Lucy Weasley, Fred Weasley II, Roxanne Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy
Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Lestrange Sr./Original Female Character(s), Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley
Additional Tags: Time Travel, Crack Treated Seriously, ? not really crack, i guess, but just crazy plot, War, Fucked Up Characters, for real, Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Pureblood Society (Harry Potter), Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter), Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Misguided Albus Dumbledore, Manipulative Albus Dumbledore, Angst, Romance, Hogwarts Inter-House Friendships, Hogwarts Inter-House Relationships, Hogwarts Inter-House Unity, eventually lmaooo, Riddle at Hogwarts Era, Marauders' Era, The Golden Trio Era (Harry Potter), Harry Potter Next Generation, Character Death, Alternate Universe, Character Development, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Explicit Language
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rules of moxie mayhem (´。• ω •。`)
1️⃣ type: all text should always be in subscript and lowercase letters!!! unless you are portraying an intense emotion like excitement, anger, surprise, or of the like!!! then you should use all caps, and a keyboard smash (“ADHFKEHF”) is mandatory! the only forms of punctuation you are allowed to use are ending punctuation and question marks typically in triads spaced out (ex. “? ? ?”) or none at all!! you must never use periods, as you find them scary and think people will find you scary if you use them! kaomojis and 😾 are encouraged to be used whenever possible!!! display your impressive vocab on the regular, especially when complementing other people’s work or using the word “expidetiously” in all bold and italics when talking about a person you haven’t bothered recently with your brainrot or a character you haven’t written a lot of yet!! acronyms like “wyd” and “gn” aren’t something you should usually use, with the exception of confusion and anger, to which a “tf? 🤨” or “wdym? 🧐” is not only recommended, but justified!!!
2️⃣ in terms of brainrot, constantly have your head too full of scenarios, tropes, pretty people, and all that could possibly entrance a touch starved person!!! act like you’re bothering everyone with your full head thoughts, when really you know they’re just as thirsty for human affection as you are!!! use songs from the arctic monkeys to add to the ambience, mention big hands and jaw gripping/tilting three times at minimum, and if one of the boys isn’t mentioned to be a cocky little shit at least once, you’re doing it wrong!
3️⃣ if there isn’t a bi-daily plead for charanons, the day isn’t over yet and everybody is concerned if you’re sick or smthn!!! in addition to charanon pleads, your tumblr should be filled with tags that honestly could’ve gone in the main post but just look and feel more right in the tags!!! keyboard smashes and “STFU I’M RIGHT”’s are used quite often here, and so are pretty nicknames!!! ask box is honestly pretty consistent, your charanons are mostly smooth-steady-course and your mutuals love to chat when not busy! posts about confidence should be frequent because you are that badass
4️⃣ good morning and good night posts are non-negotiable and must be followed with a “<3” or multiple! theme must change as the dopamine in your brain hits and the inspiration strikes!!! some links you will miss and forget to fix the theme of but that’s okay, because it looks fire either way!!! threaten your friends to have healthy living habits! thought of the hour must be aesthetic, random, or anime boy based, typically a kei or katsuki
examples of sample posts:
it is a crime against humanity that someone is not telling me “to die by your hand, what a wonderful way to die” right now
everyone stfu and think about secret agent! sero now
good morning lovelies <3
references: myself as a human being who likes to notice things, the magnanimous mox herself, blog theme changes in the past, tags n talks, and overachievers in solidarity (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡
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and the periods thing lmaooo like “no.” is so scary to me ajdnkddm idk idk😟💀 rrrr the way this is accurate goodbyeee 👋🏾👋🏾��
#;cranes in the sky;#THIS IS WILD AKNSKSMS#GN I GIGGLED LIKE 9 TIMES#SHBDJDKDFM OKAY SO ITS PERFECT#NO ITS BEYOND PERFECTION 😟#ITS...... ITS.....#uuuhhh.#ABSOLUTELY FAULTLESS<3#10000000/10 ofc😌🙏🏾🥂#REMINDER THAT DELUSION IS TOP TIER#SHE SOLOS ALL UR FAVS HAHAH
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