#actually you don't even have to work for house directly orientation for ANY new hospital employee is just. if you see THIS man (house) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

superhell · 2 years

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day one of working for house you get a brief that is a photo of wilson along with his pager and cell numbers and the instructions that you MUST tell this guy anything house does. you have GOT to keep him notified. and everyones like ‘thats ridiculous’ right up until 2 hours in when they watch wilson talk house down from doing something TRULY reckless. and then they never ever forget. tell wilson. its in the hospital handbook

#if you see something say something except its only about house and youre only saying it to wilson #rule number 1 of fight club is you tell wilson about house. rule number 2 is if you see wilson and house being gay no you didn't #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #they sat those 40 candidates for fellows down and projected a photo of wilson with the caption TELL WILSON. 555-555-5555 #before they ever ever got to see house.#actually you don't even have to work for house directly orientation for ANY new hospital employee is just. if you see THIS man (house)#do anything (and we mean ANYTHING) call THIS man (wilson)#thats why wilson knows everything ever.#post made by a woman who just watched foreman call wilson IMMEDIATELY after figuring out house was on heroin #like they didn't even ask cuddy first who gives a shit about the boss. call the husband

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