#actually yk what i should do more regular show quotes
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devilsrecreation Ā· 9 months ago
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Outlander incorrect quotes part 5426 (jk idek how many there are now)
Kion: You cannot deny that you trespass into the Pridelands almost every day!
Janja: YOU CANNOT DENY DEEZ NUTS!
Janja: Me and my boys are gonna mess you up!
Chungu: I rolled a 1
Cheezi: I rolled a 1
Janja: Fuck-
Kenge: Iā€™m going to need a skull and I canā€™t have you ask any questions
Sumu: *shows Kenge his skull collection* Take your pick
Kenge:
Sumu:
Kenge: This oneā€™s fine
Reirei: I got to get back before Goigoi realizes Iā€™m not in bed
Goigoi: Reirei?ā€¦..REIREIšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Janja: I kissed Jasiri!
Chungu: Woahā€¦.
Cheezi: We owe Nne and Tano so much money!
Every time the two-leggers come to the Outlands
Nduli: The most obvious two-leg trap I have ever seen
Tamka: Iā€™m gonna touch it!
Nduli: NO TAMKA, YOUā€™RE GONNA GET KIDNAPPED
Piga (Kiburiā€™s son): We never should have come in the Badlands
Bingwa: No guts, no glory
Piga: Are you ever scared of anything?
Bingwa: Yeah, dying alone. Thatā€™s why I brought you here
Makuu, talking about Ucheshi: We need to find my mate. Iā€™m worried about her
Fuli: Seriously, what do you see in her?
Makuu: She makes me laugh
Human au:
Tamka: Neema, what am I gonna do to lose all this weight?!
Neema: [Stop inventing things like cheesecake pizza]
Teaching the Idiots how to act around royalty:
Mzingo: One should bow gracefully and say: ā€œMy dear Queen, how delightful to meet your acquaintance.ā€
Goigoi: *bows* My queer deen, how delightful to aquaint your maintenance!
If Scar met my ocā€™s
Scar: When Iā€™m done with you, you wonā€™t be able to see out of both eyes
Kiatu: Congratulations, you are as effective as pollen.
Scar: I MEAN Iā€™m going to make you feel pain!
Nguvu: Rabies already does that. Next
Scar: You wonā€™t be able to think straight!
Ucheshi: Try being looney.
Scar: Iā€™M GOING TO BASH YOUR HEAD INTO A WALL!
Kifo: Thatā€™s already happened to me. Come on, be creative!
Scar: Iā€™M GONNA MAKE YOU WANT TO DIE!
Wakali: Iā€™m a part of Gen Z! Youā€™re late to the party!
Scar: WHAT INTIMIDATES YOU?!
Aibu: The skinks!
The Outlanders in an escape room
Jasiri: We need to find a murder weapon. Itā€™s been a while since Iā€™ve played clue
Reirei: We found a rope!
Mzingo: Ropeā€¦revolverā€¦
Kiburi: Thereā€™s a daggerā€¦
Janja: And a banana!
Reirei: Thereā€™s no banana!
Janja: Then why did they give me a banana?
Reirei: How do you kill someone with a banana, Janja?
Janja: Maybe theyā€™re allergic!
Kiburi: Whoā€™s allergic to bananas?
Janja: Lot of people
Mzingo: Name one
Janja: NO
The Outlanders in an escape room part 2:
Janja: Alright, fellas! I want you to spread out and look for clues
Chungu, Cheezi, Nne, and Tano: YOU GOT IT, BOSS!
Janja: Now get to it!
Cheezi: Janja! I found a door, Janja!
Janja: Thatā€™s a good report, Cheezi!
Chungu: *on the floor* Janja! I found the floor!
Janja: Thatā€™s terrible! Get off of that!
TLG writers: Have you ever heard the sound of a snake falling into lava?
Us fans: Uh uh
Writers: W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O???
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l4v3nd3rv01d Ā· 1 month ago
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ā˜† I should start doing more regular Afterlife After Show shenanigans outside of the Puzzlevision shit cuz it's very not canon
Something I do a lot is js make up a bunch of bullshit plots that never fully go anywhere. I have a good few different ones involving the Aftershow Crew somehow returning to the living realm shortly to meet up with their old friends and foes. I've got some other Puzzlevision plot ones that involve the Aftershow Crews brainwashed selves and reanimated bodies being used to torment the smg4 crew plus something that takes place sometime after all of that where Puzzles is defeated somehow but the Aftershow crew are left there just as confused and mortified as the smg4 crew as they realize "Oh god those weren't some sort of fake mind trick and they're ACTUALLY here." Obvi they wouldn't be able to permanently stay cuz that's dumb as rocks but yk. Silly ideas.
In terms of actual canon things that happen in the After Show there's stuff like
A scene of Desti first arriving in the afterlife and meeting Fred and Spudnick
Axol being greeted and comforted by Desti after first arriving
a scene which takes place before Niles is even revealed to the rest of the smg4 crew and Desti and Axol are watching over everyone. Desti is confused as to why Melony seems to keep talking to herself or staring off into space to which Axol questions as he's just as confused as to what Desti is talking about because he's been seeing Niles this whole time.
Niles and Zero finding themselves on the stairway to the afterlife and being met with Axol standing opposite of them, with an old friend of theirs waiting just beyond the gateway to what will soon be their new home
A scene of Wren first arriving in the Afterlife and being "greeted" by Desti and Axol who promptly beat the fuck out of him for the shit he pulled with them in Western Spaghetti.
Speaking of Western Spaghetti, in this the Desti and Axol in the simulation were ACTUALLY CONSCIOUS! By SOME CURSE OF THE UNIVERSE, Desti and Axols souls/minds were pulled into the simulation to inhabit what was either their digital bodies or their reanimated corpses (probably the former considering it have a hc Axols body was completely destroyed).
(Bonus fact: This idea is what led to the hypothetical Puzzlevision plot. Mr Puzzles' whole thing is shows/TV, this is the Afterlife After Show, Mr Puzzles gave Wren that fancy ol machine which was partly capable of bringing the simulation to the real world, the unknown what-ifs of what else it could do mixed with the thought of Mr Puzzles' undefined power set and wanting to maximize emotion and drama led to me thinking "What if Mr Puzzles gave a bit of a guiding hand to help Wren put on a good show?" And then later one when thinking of Puzzles hijacking the After Show I thought of the quote "You didn't honestly think Wren was the one who pulled you/your friends out of here, now did you?" And everything spiraled from there)
TL;DR the "Puzzlevision Plot" technically isn't a canon thing to the Afterlife After Show
And also I pls let me know if there's anything else you'd ever want to know and always feel free to use my askbox to talk directly to the characters !! They will answer!!! It may take a bit cuz I'm lazy but THEY WILL!!!
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tangerinefluff Ā· 4 years ago
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before i can freely dive back in on tumblr after being gone for a long time, i just wanted to address some asks i got during my inactivity:Ā 
where do I start lmao. so iā€™m not sure if I understood the asks the way the anons intended to communicate them. could be because of a little language barrier? and im actually having trouble deciphering hate or disrespect because i have almost never in my life been hated or received serious hate in any form (i was THE good girl, on the outside that is, my entire life no one messed with bc i dont really do anything hateful like itā€™s just not in my nature to respond in that way šŸ˜… anw very besides the point) so you may talk to me again if thatā€™s not what you (anon) intended.
to the first one who said this:Ā 
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hi! i get ur suggestion but maybe word it differently? bc that was kinda rude. first off, this one (garbage) writing is for you too. second, i appreciate the cute hearts at the end to go with the insult in the beginning šŸ˜… (but also) third, youā€™re on MY blog. i mean,,, with the first words i agree? LMAO. i apologize i donā€™t have the best thoughts but no i wonā€™t change things. this is literally my own space and im sharing a little of whatā€™s on my mind and they donā€™t have to be useful and significant and a WOW moment kind of post to everyone lmao. fourth, you can locate the unfollow/mute button yourself. im not actually sure what writings you meant, if itā€™s the unrelated or personal posts/asks, or the blog-related shitty posts. and iā€™m not very tidy with my tags either so iā€™ll try harder on that! will tag unrelated texts as ā€œgarbage.textā€ and blog-related texts as ā€œhq.textā€. fifth, thatā€™s what i keep my following tabs open for actually. i follow a lot of even betterrr blogs with content like mine and esppp amazing artists you should check out yk instead of sending people ask like that..haha. lastly, i hope you donā€™t go around sending blogs asks like this one and just filter out the stuff you want to consume yourself. letā€™s be careful with words bestie! (edit: also my blog now is 90% reblogged art so.... why the big issue).
candidate #2 who quoted a tag on my post and said:Ā 
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aah what i meant there is that i am actually having a hard time remembering.. in general. (cue the victim card script) yes dramatic but i feel like my memoryā€™s deteriorating. canā€™t rememberĀ names of people i just met or friends from a long time. things i just did or the phone i just put down 30 secs ago. conversations and with whom. read somewhere that it could be due to mental health problems. and i cant keep track of all the interactions here so i mess things up sometimes which is why iā€™m less active. and its not bc my friends here are insignificant!!! lmao. dw i remember, i have my close friendsā€™ UNs and names listed on my notes too :D
yk i wanna bite harder than this bc im a real B on the inside and i wanted to make light of this (somehow funny to me because ik i shouldnā€™t respond bc it feels like twitter behavior) &&& i wanted to show off my clean record that i havenā€™t ever been hated before lmao until this moment that is. im just super shocked cause iā€™m 22 and JUST realizing, oh so this is the dangerous stuff on the internet! like i thought i couldā€™ve avoided them because im.... literally... nice that iā€™m almost boring here and unproblematic and trying my best and just talking about stuff i like. bestie is not special over here.
to those who have been following me from the first (cringe) days, would know i post reallyyyy randomly. it was more original posts rather than reblogs. and i minimized on that when my following increased. thereā€™s 4.4k amazing people following this blog in just a little over a year. so i toned down the personal stuff right away. honestly got conscious and i didnā€™t like it because the blog started to feel less like itā€™s mine.Ā i canā€™t openly switch to a different content/media or just scream nonsense. i canā€™t answer personal asks freely. canā€™t interact with mutuals. then i just decided that i wonā€™t mind anymore. as long as my post isnā€™t offensive and/or rude, i will post as i wish. i donā€™t normally engage in hateful posts because it bums me out. like a minute into reading these asks they really upset me then writing my response and letting this sit in the drafts made me think i wonā€™t bother anymore because i could just let the asks get lost into the void and itā€™s not like i did anything wrong, but i guess i had a little energy today.Ā and yes, will be turning off anon asks from here on out.
i hope this one wonā€™t get dragged out and iā€™m not expecting any interactions from this because i just wanna talk about stuff iā€™ve been getting into lately, back to regular programming.. AAAAHHHHH!!! not sure if this will reach the anons (expected they unfollowed because thatā€™s the smart thing to do) but I still wish them a good day/night and a peaceful tumblr experience! (^^)
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