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bumblerhizal · 2 years

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Hi hi hi hello, coming in with number 7 (party/museum/wedding) for the FMK alts, for Novhen, Shale, and Morrigan :D

Oh wow! You cannot take Shale to any of those! I feel like the party might be the least disastrous option. I'm not much of a partygoer myself, so when she inevitably starts a scene, it'll be a convenient way to excuse myself and leave before i robbed of every morsel of energy i went in with. If the party has a grind pit, she might just leave in disgust immediately, but hey! Saves me from that shit!

And i really, really want to take Novhen to a museum, but Morrigan seems too risky a +1 for a wedding. So Morri to the museum it is! It could be interesting. I'm not really sure if she'd like my favorite exhibits, but i have a healthy enough love of art and history to get excited about whatever she shows interest in. I'd bet she'd take great pleasure in finding an exhibit, scoffing, and then tearing apart what blatant propaganda it is. Shit, is this museum in Thedas or our world? Either way, i'm sure one of use will have plenty to say

Really, Novhen was always the only sane choice for a wedding. He can be polite and knows (and cares!) how to not embarrass everyone, and he's been to so many weddings at this point, he knows the whole song and dance. It'll be only an hour into the reception, and he'll already have the drunkenly spilled secrets of every extended family member and invitations to 3 recitals. The bus ride home will be absolutely dripping with gossip

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#askbox #anna-the-great-and-terrible #ask game #novhen tabris #limiting factor shale <3 #anyway is it obvious i haven't been to an actual party since high school #and even then it was school-sponsored! it was the fucking homecoming dance!#but i'm just too autistic for that shit also there's the plague #anyway novhen's gonna go mope in the corner now because i won't take him to a history museum #oh sorry #*brood #but he's the only one i trust to not totally fuck up a wedding #and in dnd terms he's definitely the only one that doesn't have a negative charisma modifier #actually wait i made dnd sheets for him for fun once let me report some numbers #lv3 16 CHA / +7 deception / +5 persuasion #lv20 20 CHA / +17 deception / +17 persuasion #wish i remembered how i got it that high but i don't care to look through all the features and such i wrote down to find out #also for funsies his stealth is +8 at lv3 and +17 at lv20 and his reliable talent so at lv20 the lowest he can get (ignoring nat1) is 27 #for context the dms guide recommends a dc of 25 for 'very hard' challenges and 30 for 'nearly impossible' challenges #i love rogues man

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