#actually okay full offense to op i get everyone else is put under the deer category bc that's all they have

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Something from today #201 - #250

Something from today #250 Me: Want me to slay a dragon? Mom: There aren’t any Me: Just Imagine Dragons Mun: Ahhh that was a good one

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Something from today #249 Dad: You know this house stinks? Me: Cause of your smoking? Dad: No, it’s you Me: Really!?

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Something from today #248 Me: *re-telling a disturbing joke I heard earlier* Friend: *makes a horrified face* Me: What’s the matter?

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Something from today #247 Brother: Would you mind he- Me: Hell no!

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Something from today #246 Me: Okay this Minecraft world is going to be it -One Creeper Later- Me: Okay THIS one is going to be it

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Something from today #245 *Brother pretends that the Kettle is full* Me: *Goes to pour but finds it’s empty* Me: You son of a b*tch Brother: Mwahaha!

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Something from today #244 *Me and my friends doing the COD BO III Nuk3town Easter Egg* Me: Okay only shoot the arms *accidently shoots the head* -Restart- Me: Okay slight mishap *does it again* f*ck

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Something from today #243 *Me and my friends finally beat COD BO III on a realistic and I get the Trophy* Me: Oh my god! Oh my god! I did it! I finally did it! Ohmymymy *starts crying* I did it! Friend: You alright?

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Something from today #242 *My friends brother is playing TTT and we can hear him in the background* Brothers friend: Are you the terrorist? Friend: *sarcastically* No, I am! Me and everyone else: *starts laughing to the point of tears*

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Something from today #241 Me: Brother can you do something for me? Brother: No Me: Thank you *hands him the thing that needs to be done*

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Something from today #240 *Me and my friends playing GTA V* Me: *gets in the back of a van* This is going to be fun Friend: Famous last words

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Something from today #239 *Me and my mum watching POTC and come to scene where Jack fights Will* Mum: Is that the fight scene between Jack and Orlando Bloom *Continues to call him Orlando Bloom instead of Will Tuner*

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Something from today #238 *Me and my brother arguing* Me: I don’t like your attitude Brother: I don’t like yo face Me: …ouch…

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Something from today #237 Me: *drops my stuff* F*ck Friend: Language Me: -_-

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Something from today #236 *Me playing Assassins Creed Syndicate* Me: COME THE F*CK ON WHY WOULD YOU JUMP OFF! Brother: *comes in* You alright? Me: I accidentally stubbed my toe Brother: …

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Something from today #235 Brother: I’m busy playing Minecraft Me: Get off Brother: I’m just going to teleport over there using my ender pearl Me: And I want you to teleport off this computer but that ain’t gonna happen is it?

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Something from today #233 *I died while playing PayDay 2* Me: Well sorry for trying Me: Actually no, I’m not sorry at all

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Something from today #232 Me: I’ve ranked Platinum! Brother: No one cares Me: …

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Something from today #231 *Me and my friends are playing PayDay 2* Me: *Kills a gaurd* I guess he’s dead tired Friend: Really? Now? Me: Is there really a ‘good’ time to make a pun?

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Something from today #230 *Me and my friends are playing PayDay 2* Friend: Okay, when the guard comes in, silently put him down Me: Okay *Guard walks in* Me: *Fires an entire clip at him* Friend: Relax there

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Something from today #229 *I accidentally hit my foot* Me: Son of a FRED! Friend: ??? Me: I’m trying to control my language ------------------------------------------------------------

Something from today #228 Me: Let me use the computer Brother: Can I play longer? Me: No Brother: But I love you Me: I love you too. I also love the computer more so get off ------------------------------------------------------------

Something from today #227 *I walk into my room* Me: Hi Brother: Oh crap no! Go away! Me: …

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Something from today #226 *Me and my friends finished watching Star Wars* Me: If Han Solo travels with someone, does that make him Han Duo? Friend: …HAHAHAHAHA…

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Something from today #225 *Me and friends playing GTA V* Me: Okay just be careful with that helicopter before you-AHHHHHHHHHH Friend: What happened!? Me: She mowed me down with the helicopter

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Something from today #224 -Me and my friend are at an Award Night and each person who received an award got a pin with it but I forgot to collect mine- Friend: You got a pin? Me: F*ck!

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Something from today #223 *Me and friends playing GTA V* Friend: Let me just check- *We explode* Friend: What? How? Me: You crashed into a pole…

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Something from today #222 Me: *talking in a calm voice* so anyway I was BILLY SHUT THE HELL UP! anyway as I was saying

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Something from today #221 *Before Playing COD BO III on realistic* Me: Dang *After* Me: *****m*******b****!!!!!

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Something from today #220 Brother: Zac? Me: No Brother: Za- Me: No Brother: … Me: Nope

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Something from today #219 Me: Have you seen the latest YouTube Rewind? Brother: Yeah *Me and my brother both Nae Nae away from each other*

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Something From Today #218 Brother: I don’t know why the computer doesn’t work Me: I know Brother: Why Me: You gave us a virus Brother: -_-

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Something from today #217 -Me every other day- Sister: *starts talking gibberish* Me: Yeah, yeah

-Me during October when the Walking Dead returns* Sister: *starts talking giberish* Me: I ain’t got no time for this it’s WALKING DEAD TIME!

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Something from today #216 Me: *Makes a weird laugh* Friend: What the f*ck was that?

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Something from today #215 *Me and my friends playing GTA V* Me: I want to land the plane Friend: No Me: Trust me -10 Minutes Later- Me: *As the plane is crashing* Oooopsie

Something from today #214 Me: *Puts my hand out* What are tho-OOOON CENA!!!! Me and my friend: *Both start singing his theme in perfect sync*

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Something from today #213 *Sister is about to wake me up* Sister: *Opens door* Me: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope Sister: *leaves*

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Something from today #212 *Friend makes a pun* Me: That was bad Other friend: You know your pun is bad when Zac says it’s bad

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Something from today #211 *Me and my friends are drinking soda* Me: *Pointing to my can* You need a CAN do attitude Friend: That’s unCANny Me: Haha, you’re like my spirit brother Friend :D

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Something from today #210 *Friend walks out of class and talks to another friend as I walk by un noticed* Friend: What the hell? How did you get here? You were still in class Me: Oh, there is this magical new device I got. It’s called ‘walking’

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Something from today #209 *Me and my friends playing GTAV* Me: Hey, what is the cheapest type of meat? Friend: What? Other friend: Oh god no Me: Deer Balls, they’re under a buck Friend: Goddamit Zac Other friend: I get enough of your sh!t at school, I don’t need this

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Something from today #208 *Me and my brother arguing* Me: And furthermore- HEY, STOP EATING MY SPAGHETTI!

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Something from today #207 Friend: *Makes a horrible, offensive joke* Me: You’re a piece of sh!t Friend: Hehe, yeah I know

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Something from today #206 Me: Mum, I don’t know if it’s the determination or lack of movement but I can’t feel the cold Mum: You need to start getting out more often, sitting down too long is not good Me: So it’s the lack of movement, right right right

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Something from today #205 *Me and my friend saying goodbye and giving a goodbye handshake* Me: Yeah, this was a nice year Friend: Yeah *tries crushing my hand* Me: Yeah *crushes his hand without trying* Friend: Owwww *let’s go* Me: :D Bye

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Something from today #204 Friend: Ahhh Other friend: What’s the matter? Friend: It’s just, you popped out out no where Other friend: So you hate my face. Something wrong with it? Friend: No I meant- Me: She’s a facist Other friend: Nice word play

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Something from today #203 *Me and my friend playing Fire Boy and Water Girl* Me at the beginning: Don’t worry about dying, it’s no ones fault Me at the end level: C*CK SUCKING MOTHERF*CKING JUMP F*CKING FIRE BOY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH!T

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Something from today #202 *Friend is poking me with her pen, trying to get me to lose my grip on something I’m holding* Me: My brother smacked me in the elbow with a butterfly knife, it’s going to take a lot more than a pen to make me let go

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Something from today #201 Friend: We’re meeting FRIEND at the station -We’re at the station- Me: I don’t sense any a$$holes so he must not be here

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Something from today #201 *Me and my friends playing Black Ops III zombies* Me: Yay, I’ve completed the easter egg an- OH MY F*CKING GAWD CATHULU IS AFTER ME!

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