#actually I WAS kind blushin went I sent an ask..

[koolaidashley]

I reign victorious again

[snarkwriteswrasslin]

FFT: pour some sugar on me; adam page [m]

Notes:

originally posted on my blog snarkandsarcasmwrites and sent to me by @rampagewriting​ as a fake fic title ask. I chose to post it on here, give it it’s own post and all that jazz. This is part of my Ivy X Adam universe, the wild side version, not to be confused with my what if’s version, bc they are different.

Summary:

Ivy misses Adam when he’s on the road. Ivy decides to be a tease. Mutual masturbation. Filth. No one under 18+

Pairing:

Adam Hangman Page x OFC, Ivy Barlow

Warnings:

body fluids, masturbation, voyeurism. OFC is an exotic dancer - or formerly was one for the sake of this fake fic title one shot. 

“You had a rough week..” Ivy sighed and shook her head, reaching out to touch the screen. She’d rather be touching Adam, but for tonight, the screen would have to do. Adam shrugged, a jaw tightly clenched. “It is what it is, darlin. I got into this knowin there was gonna be good and bad. Now I just gotta.. Take the bad. It’s not a big deal, darlin. I’m fine.. Why aren’t you workin?”

“No, what you’ve gotta do is remember that in 12 hours, you’ll be back here. With me. And I’m gonna do my best to make you forget all about what happened out there tonight.” Ivy licked her lips slowly, almost purring the words as she raised up to sit straighter, her legs tucked beneath her as she gave the phone in her hand a teasing wink. “Hey, baby?”

“What’s that, darlin?” Adam felt his cheeks burning hot and he gave a soft laugh, eyes glued to her body. Just the thought of seeing her again in another 12 hours had him excited and feeling a little better.

“Did I ever tell you just how hot and bothered it gets me when I watch your matches and you’re all angry and tugging at the waistband of your trunks? That look in your eyes, holy shit.” Ivy fanned herself, swallowing hard.

Before it would have felt supremely awkward, trying to use seduction tactics to take Adam’s mind off of a not-so-good night in the ring, but now, Ivy was at this place where she was… More comfortable with herself. And knowing Adam was more than alright with this particular side of her -he honestly seemed to enjoy it, even teasing her on occasion to draw it out, it gave Ivy the freedom to just go for it. The freedom she’d been afraid to give herself before.

“You tell me all the time darlin.” Adam chuckled, his voice getting thicker and his cheeks burning just a little more as his eyes darted around the locker room, relief washing over him in waves when he found it empty for the time being. Bearing that in mind, he locked the door and stood in front of it, leaning against it as he smiled at her on the other side of the screen. “But I don’t mind hearin again.”  

Ivy’s hand wandered down the front of her body and Adam’s breath caught in his throat, eyes glued to the movement as he gave a sharp exhale. His hand clenched at his side and he couldn’t stop the quiet groan that came as her fingertips caught in the hem of the shirt she was wearing.

One of his tee shirts, to be exact.

If he thought he was wound up a few seconds ago, he was twice as wound up now.

Ivy seemed to sense it and she continued to talk, that sexy little purring tone that drove him absolutely wild as she did so. “First of all, it’s the look in your eyes.. Because it made me think about the first time we made love. The way you practically manhandled me down onto the bed.. And when you were holding my hands over my head and I could feel you biting my neck, holy shit.. The way you dragged that thick cock right over my cunt, teasing me… Whenever I see you tug your trunks, I always get a little wet because right before you did any of that, you tugged at the waistband of your jeans.”

“Fuck.” Adam breathed out the word, taking a long and deep breath. He could feel himself starting to get hard and the more she said, the harder his cock strained at his jeans. He watched her hands moving over her body, hooking in the hem of the shirt on her body and tugging it upward. “Just wait, darlin.. Gonna make it so you can’t walk this time. Teasin me like this.” he said it before he could stop himself and he could tell that his active participation in this turned her on because she gasped, her hands wandering slower over her body.

Adam tugged at his hair and shifted his feet. “Darlin..” he trailed off as her hand dipped lower, tugging at the thin waistband of a pair of flimsy black lace panties as she stared him down intently, this little look in her eyes.

The same look she got when he had her pinned beneath him and he was slowly pounding her. He sucked in a breath, his hips snapping at the memory by default.

“What’s wrong, baby?” Ivy was playing innocent. Oh, she could look at the way those baby blues blazed brighter and know exactly what she was doing to him right now, but she wanted to see if she couldn’t get him to say it.

Or show her.

“You know what’s wrong right now, darlin.” Adam gasped the word as his hand wandered down, tugging at the waistband of his jeans. He went for the button quietly and then the zipper. If he didn’t get some form of relief soon, he was going to have a miserable ride back to the hotel. And a long and miserable night ahead.

“Maybe I don’t.” Ivy saw his hand wander down and her eyes widened as she gave a quiet giggle. “What’cha doing?”

“You really wanna know?” Adam’s hand circled his length and he bit his lip as he started to pump it up and down. Ivy heard the hitch in his voice and breathing and she nodded, giving the little giggle again. “I asked, didn’t I?”

Adam held the camera so that she got a good view of the way he fisted his length and Ivy whimpered, swallowing hard. He chuckled, staring her down intently. “What’s wrong, darlin? You’re over there blushin.”

“I’m not. Just..” Ivy’s hand crept lower, disappearing between her thighs and Adam bucked against his own hand, easily and vividly imagining that it wasn’t his own hand right now gripping his cock.. It was the way her dripping heat clung to it right as she was about to orgasm. “Yeah?” he managed to choke out the word and Ivy gave another teasing little giggle. “It doesn’t feel the same when it’s my fingers buried deep inside me instead of your cock.”

“I know, darlin. God, I know.” Adam’s strokes got a little shaky and erratic and he gasped quietly. Twelve hours, while closer than 24… Was still entirely too damn far away. He wanted, no he needed to be buried deep inside her now. He didn’t want to wait.

Knowing he had to was almost irritating to deal with.

“Is there anything you want me to do, cowboy?” Ivy’s head fell back as she rocked her hips against the fingers buried deep in her heat and Adam nearly choked, but he managed to recover and swallowing hard, he gave the quiet command, “C’mon, darlin.. Touch yourself a little more for me, yeah?”

Ivy nodded and her other hand wandered down, roaming over her tits, cupping them as she moved her body around a little bit more for him. Adam swore sharply, his hand moving over his length faster, gripping tighter. He had to lean even heavier against the locker room door before finally giving that up in favor of sitting down. Ivy whimpered as she got an even better view of Adam’s hand wrapped around his cock, stroking harder and faster and all she could do was imagine it buried deep inside. Her approaching orgasm was almost so intense she couldn’t stay on her knees and Adam eyed her, biting his lip. “Lay down, darlin. I can see ya shakin all over.”

Ivy did as he asked, spreading her legs wide and Adam growled quietly, licking his lips as he saw her thighs absolutely coated and glistening. She was so wet she was almost dripping. “Fuck I can’t wait to taste.” he mumbled the words in a low growl as he slowed down his strokes, thrusting against his hand. “Always so sweet.” he muttered even lower. Ivy whimpered a little louder as she added a finger, plunging them deep into her eat, rocking her hips upward. Adam growled quietly, “I’m gettin close, darlin. So close..” as a warning. Ivy nodded her head furiously in agreement as her own orgasm threatened to shatter through her at any second.

“Can’t wait to wrap my lips around it.” she eyed the way he pumped his fist fast and furiously over his cock, the erratic snapping of his hips and his quiet groans and growls mixing with her own whimpers and moans as her fingers worked in and out of her dripping heat. “Don’t stop, Adam.. Fuck.” she gasped, begging for release as he chuckled quietly and muttered that he hadn’t intended to.

Both of them went tearing over the edge and Ivy swallowed hard as she watched his seed slowly and lazily leaking down his member. Adam groaned and licked his lips at the sight of her glistening fingertips and inner thighs as she drew out her fingers and he swallowed hard. It hit him then, tonight was one of her nights to work the club and she hadnt answered her earlier when he had asked why she wasn’t working tonight.

As he cleaned up and pulled his boxers and jeans back up, he asked her about it again.

“Well, see, here’s the thing.. I kind of told myself when I started the job that when I got enough money put away and got that stupid loan paid off, I was quitting. And guess what? I actually managed to get it done. So, I quit last week.”

Adam gave a bright grin and took a deep breath, relieved. His biggest issue with it -after they worked through the other smaller ones, was that he worried about her safety. And he secretly had to fight off jealousy now and again. So knowing she’d planned to quit all along really had him relieved and happier.

“That’s great, darlin. Now I got ya all to myself.”

“Mhm.. Because my internship at the hospital won’t start until April, I think.”

“You’re gonna be okay though, right?” Adam eyed her in concern as she gave a soft laugh and nodded. “More than okay. Besides, if I have to, I can just come out with you for a while…”

“I’d love that.” Adam smiled brightly at the thought as he nodded to the shirt she was wearing. “So that’s where my shirt went.. Little thief.”

“I had to! It smelled like you. Makes it easier..”

Hearing the door to the locker room being nearly beaten down by some of the other guys, Adam pressed his fingertip to his lips and then to the screen, promising her “I’ll see you tomorrow night. Love you, darlin.”

“Love you too, cowboy. Let me know when you’re on the road, please?”

“Don’t  I always?” Adam gave a soft laugh, shouting at the guys beating on the door to hold their fucking horses as he took his time with their goodbyes. When he finally hung up, he opened the door and the first thing that anyone said was “You look like you’re in a less murdering mood.”

All Adam did was shrug and chuckle to himself quietly. It wasn’t any of their business, after all.

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

asks (40)

Anonymous said: Holy frick that is so encouraging and I needed that so much bc I literally visited my college to measure my dorm room and drove home in tears bc I panicked myself into a frenzy about whether or not everything leading me to this point has been a mistake and what if I fail and ruin my life before it even starts (I have since calmed down a little) so your encouragement was much needed & is much appreciated

I’m glad I could help <3 <3 <3 Good luck at school! I’m sure you’ll kick its ass

areverieofchaosdreams said: It's Fanfiction Writers Appreciation Day. So thank you for all your amazing stories!!!

Oh goodness I’m all a blushin :’)

Anonymous said: *HAPPY WRITER APPRECIATION DAY* Send this to someone whose talent has blown you away, who you'd like to encourage to keep on writing always, and who you'd like to thank for working their butt off to provide fandom members with breathtaking stories to consume! THANK YOU :D

Aw thank you!

Anonymous said: Hi! I Hope you're well! Do you still take fic requests? Because I really miss Colin Wilkes and I'd love to a story of him with your writing!

Unfortunately I don’t often take requests these days, but I’ll definitely keep Colin in mind!

dirtycherrypie said: hey! applying for WE for the R&D department (may or may not be aware of producing bat gadgets)

dirtycherrypie said: SHit forgot my name - Bea, at your service!

[Bruce Wayne voice] hired

tigers-and-weeds said: Literally just fell down the rabbit hole on your tumblr for the last 12-24 hours. I am in love with with you headcannons and fics! The angst feeds my soul... So I figured I would request: anything angsty with Dick and Damian please please please

Okay again I don’t usually take fic requests BUT I like me some angst so the odds that this will eventually happen.... are extremely high. I’ll try to remember to dedicate the next one to you :) And thank you!

math--ew said: I went on a little birthday vacation to california and I've never been to the beach before. I was bending down to grab a pretty shell and this huge wave knocked me face first into the sand. Like, five people saw and laghed but I got the shell so I guess it's a win win.

Duuuude back at Lake Michigan last month the same thing happened to me. I was taking care of my little sister and her five year old friend, so I was so busy making sure they were okay that the wave plowed me halfway across the beach

babybatbrat said: when i was in ap physics i once spent an entire study period in my physics teacher's room working on one problem. as far as i could tell i was doing all of the work correctly and had all the initial values right so i was racking my brain trying to figure out why i wasn't getting the right answer. the third time i went up to my teacher and asked for help he told me to start at the beginning and walk him through my process bc he couldn't tell why i was getting it wrong either (1)

babybatbrat said: (2) so i start the problem and explain how i got through all the values - "okay so the rod is 5 inches long and half of 5 is 3 and a half -" and i stopped there bc it occurred to me that 3.5 is not half of 5. "it's what?" My teacher asks. i put my head in my hands and stood there for a minute before picking up my work and walking to the back of the classroom while he laughed, bc i had just spent 45 minutes convinced that half of 5 was 3.5 and not, in fact, 2.5, and that was the only thing wrong

Honestly??? Relatable

babybatbrat said: One time i woke up at six in the morning to hear the neighbor's dog barking and instantly realized that meant my dog had jumped the fence, so i went racing outside and sprinted down the street to catch her. when i did i picked her up and turned around to go home and then saw my neighbor standing on their front porch, realized i was in only an oversized spiderman tshirt and snowman pajama shorts, holding a twenty pound labrador and thats how i met my new neighbors

Incredible...... 10/10.....

thrakaboom said: Not a funny story,but two days ago at comic con I met Tom King and he showed me a picture of his kids while he was signing my books

Well hey that’s pretty cool

Anonymous said: I adore your Tumblr. It was a wonderful way to get into the Batfamily fanbase; prior, I thought that there was only one Batman and a single Robin, dearie me was I wrong. And those stories you write, just great. The Headcanons are just as enjoyable. As for Batman, that has come to be a sibling enjoyment. Thank you for your contributions and existence!

!!!!!! Welcome to the crew!

frnkensteingrrrlz said: hey!!! i just went through ur reasons to be happy tag and!! i'm so so happy bc of it (esp the damian hcs, they're spot on imo and he's my favourite) so i hope u have a good day!!!

Thanks! I am having a good day today! Although I’m sure it’s been a long time since you sent this :////

Anonymous said: HELLO I have just discovered and binge-read all of your fics with my homeboy Damian in them, and just wanted to pop by and say that I love you & you are my hero & you write my boy so well so thank u and I hope your life is blessed & you achieve your wildest hopes & dreams

My day is made :D

badfaith00 said: Best batman storyline you've ever read ?

Ooooooh hm I’m mighty attached to n52 Batman and Robin? Particularly the first storyline, but the second is also fantastic

Anonymous said: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHAMELESSLY REBLOGGING YOUR OWN WORK BC I HADNT SEEN IT BEFORE AND ITS HONESTLY SO PHENOMENAL ITS GOING ON MY LIST OF ALL TIME FAVORITES THANK U AND BLESS U

THANK YOU!!! THAT ONE IS MY FAVORITE AND I AM VERY PROUD OF IT

onwardmotley said: In today's Detective Comics someone finally told Bruce and co that Tim's alive. They didn't explain where he is, or how to get him back, but hey. It might've had more impact if anyone was seen actually mourning Tim and it wasn't just played as him being in cosmic time out, but at least it should end soon idk. Hopefully.

Tim Drake? It’s been years since I heard that name.....

Finally. Thank goodness.

Anonymous said: Idk if I prefer your soul crushing angst or your heartwarming fluff... actually I like to suffer so I'll stay with angst lol

Y’all seeing this? Anon gave me permission. Can’t yell at me next time because it won't be my fault (thanks babe :))

Anonymous said: for music, idk what kind of music u like so here is variety: St. Vincent - Paris is Burning, Sea Wolf - Dear Fellow Traveler (tbh everything by Sea Wolf is great), Dirt Poor Robins - Eleanor Rigby, Between Wind and Water- HAEL, Ellem - Kings and Queens and Vagabonds, The Rigs - Rise & Fall, Tally Hall - Light and Night, and Streetlight Manifesto - The Hands that Thieve.

Thank you! I’m excited to listen to these! I’ll start right now!

Anonymous said: 1) What are the good comics to read for Batfamily stuff (from any point in time) and 2) what are the best Jason Todd comics? Thanks!

Okay for Jason I would definitely start with the big ones, which are A Death In the Family and Under the Red Hood. After that you could try Red Hood: the Lost Days and Countdown to Final Crisis. I would avoid the n52 series until you have a good enough grasp of the character to recognize bad writing when you see it. 

For the generalized batfam.... that’s pretty broad. My personal favorites are Red Robin, Batgirl (2009), and both B&R series. If you have more specific questions, you should IM me! I promise I’m better about answering those than asks

yellowwallsbluesky said: Have you heard Swooner by The Zolas? I've really been jamming to it lately

Listening to it right now! Sounds like a bop so far :)

Anonymous said: Hidden citizens paint it black 💜

Much obliged!

Anonymous said: Harry styles "sign of the times".

[adds to list] thank you!

neo669 said: I MISS CASA OLE!! Sorry just read that you lived in Bryan/College Station and I used to live there as well. It's kinda hard to find people that even know that it exists. But I'm sure you can kick law schools butt. You got this!

Yooooooo I miss cstat too :((((

palliddark said: Adalgiza, and I'll be a translator (English to Brazilian Portuguese)

[Bruce Wayne voice] also hired

maeofthedead said: I love your headcannons and now I sort of want to cry thank

Excellent that is the exact target response 

Anonymous said: Love your rant in the tags about the pizza making I'm laughing so hard

Listen..... I have strong feelings

Anonymous said: Did you hear they're making an omnibus of Tomasi's entire run on Batman & Robin?? I just heard and now I kinda want to get this massive book in honor of my favorite batkid and the series that made me love him so much

Man I already have all the individual volumes but if I didn’t......

sonicboom00724601 said: Hi. :) Nice headcanon. :)

I’m not sure which one you’re talking about, but thank you! You're real sweet

Anonymous said: can you maybe write an interaction between Wonder Woman and Captain America? I absolutely adore your style and would love to see your take on it.

Hmmmm I don’t really have a good enough grasp of Captain America’s characterization to try that one :////

Anonymous said: i tried to kill on mosquito that was on my ceiling by slamming it with a book but mosquito was on the move so i bounced swiftly and jammed both my wrist and thumb and now my existence is Pain. also my thumbs swelling and looks purple, so that's nice

Oh shit anon you good???

daziy said: Do we know who Barbara's mother usually is?

Yeah! In her original version, Babs had a birth mom and an adopted mom. She was originally Jim’s niece, so her birth mom’s name was Thelma Gordon. After the adoption, her parents were Jim and Barbara Gordon, with her adopted mother being her namesake. So two Barbara Gordons.

I think for awhile the canon was that her mother died in a car crash, but the current version has her still alive. She left Jim when Babs was young, taking her son (Babs’s brother) with her. James Gordon (the son) turned out to be a serial killer. 

Barbara Gordon Sr. and James Gordon Jr. both appeared in the n52 Batgirl series during the Death of the Family arc. There’s also a very good story about James from the Dickbats period. That one’s called The Black Mirror, if I’m not mistaken?

Anonymous said: Hi! What do you think of the upcoming metal event? Dick and Damian seem to have a big role in it ( I hope Jason is involved too but there's still no sign of it)

Hmmmm I don’t know that I have an opinion just yet, but as always, I hope to be pleasantly surprised 

Anonymous said: bless you are your wonderful tagging system. know that i may have avoided death because of how easy it was to f ind the thing I wanted in your tags. bless

Oh goodness anon I hope you’re not serious about almost dying.... but thanks?

Anonymous said: hi amy! would u say that damians narrative is written as a child abuse one? like there are definitely many allusions to it but its also not as explicit as say, cassandra or rose. like how much of it would u chalk up to comic world dynamics and how much to actual abuse? also would u consider jason to also be a case of this?

Oh I have very strong opinions about the role of abuse in Damian’s narrative. It’s absolutely there, and the effects are staggeringly large. There is no doubt in my mind that the league was an abusive environment, and I can’t justify some of the things Bruce did either.

I think I would say the same thing for Jason, if not quite as strongly. I definitely think that some of the things that happened to Jason as a child shaped his story later on, but less of those were abuse than outside circumstances. The n52 takes a different track on that one, I think, but I don’t put much stock in that characterization. 

Anonymous said: has jason forgiven bruce for not killing joker? if so, what made him?

Unlikely. They get along better these days, but I would argue that comes from poor characterization of Bruce, not an actual resolution process. 

mellenabrave said: My mom accidentlly threw my Damian doll away (╥_╥)

Tossed in the garbage by yet another parent--

Anonymous said: Whoa where'd you get that bat and oracle shirt you're wearing in your necklace pic? It's so cool! (The necklace is also gorgeous!)

Shoot I think it was from Redbubble? But I can’t find it now

Anonymous said: Omg that necklace was so cool!!! Kudos to the maker of it!! Also I really like your top!!

Thank you <3