#actual fun fact bob > > > jg in every way to me because we know the kind of person he is too. what can i say. sorry to that man

[septembersghost]

What would BCS be like if jimmy was conventionally hot. like if jimmy were JG

this is so cursed, i think you need to be doused in holy water for how cursed this is!

it would be bad and boring and terrible (perhaps this is overdramatic, it would still be a quality show. it would not be the show we love, however, and it would be poorer for it), because no one would have the sheer depth of pathos and comedic timing and overall charisma and pathetique meow meow softness and neon suit luridness that bob embodied for the role! he could do everything! every extraordinary facet and persona of that character, but most importantly, his heart - anyone else would make jimmy a slimeball. a more "conventionally" good-looking jimmy would be way more predatory, way less empathetic. bob's jimmy is perfectly balanced. he needed to be crooked yet endearing, we had to fall in love with him every bit as much as kim did, that's ultimately what made the show work.

besides, are you trying to tell me bob is not handsome?

bestie pls (i'm permanently warped by both these bald men shows btw so objectivity means nothing to me)