#actn pst

[tomswick]

M!A time for youuu on this wonderful holiday season~ Let's see what you'd look like as whatever your boss is. I've seen you tag them in those cat pics. Lock it in for a week. Whew.. This is my first magic cast, I'm nervous.. Here we gooo-

Tommy's clockwork app checking first thing in the morning doesn't usually go quite this bad. Baad? Ha. H didn't have high hopes for the rare message in his inbox, given the... bot situation, but this was so, so much worse.

Ram horns curled around his lengthing ears, seemingly stealing what little height he had from his legs. Legs that were now much shorter, sheepier, and hooved. The short, thick fur was hardly that much of a change for him, but still distressing enough to draw a loud baa from his new pale snoot.

"Maaarlo?? Help??"

[moogoth]

OKAY my fwiend sent me this vid without the ugly ass dcca watermarking all over it (every1 say thank u xou)

uuhhh, im pretty sure this was a non-fatal free for all? its hard to remember after so many LMFAO. i got my ass beat after this but this is deffy the best clip i could find from this 1

[VIDEO POST: Professional, flying drone shot footage of an enormous arena that, even from the inside could only be a coliseum. Brief glimpses of the packed stadium seats can be seen as the camera drone follows the action. A barely visible watermark in the corner reads AVALANCHE TETHER 3. More visible just above it is a timer counting down from what seems to be three minutes.

The action in question is impressive, chaotic, fast. About a dozen armored tyrians fill the sand pit, each uniquely equipped with a signature weapon and armor style, but none so unique as the troll this camera tethers to. The only one in so much white, down to her hair. 

Trolls in pairs and triples fight around her. She herself has about two significantly larger tyrians on her, each with a differently shaped spear. One sizing her up only takes about a half second before she lunges, missing her target for her temporary companion when Avalanche drops to the ground between them. In the confusion, Avalanche drives a gauntlet into the already injured ones leg. Hard. Noise erupts from the crowd as they go down and Avalanche throws herself back to her feet. 

The remaining standing opponent just catches her in the arm with her spear before she fully rights herself, making her shout in pain. She leaps back, nearly toppling over again. The other tyrian lunges at her again. She grabs her opponent's spear just under the head, yanking hard enough to pull the much more substantial troll towards her and disarming her in the process. Avalanche looks primed to drive that same gauntlet right into her face as her opponent stumbles, but seems to change her mind at the last second.

Instead, she runs up the other troll’s thighs and latches on to her torso with her legs. Avalanche grabs her by the horns and headbutts her hard enough to take her down. She kicks off of her opponent and does an impressive bit of acrobatics to land back on her own feet, once again to a ravenous crowd.

Avalanche whips her head around to the camera, a loud noise behind it catching her attention. The footage glitches aggressively as, presumably, the drone is knocked to the ground, and cuts out after showing a vague, fading image of a bunch of boots thundering past it.]

[moogoth]

► smack cam zippie

>You make a face at this ask, but are nonetheless like, compelled to comply or whatever. Your beautiful wonderful handsome matesprit is in the other room, attempting with mixed results to fix the cabinet under your bathroom sink. You were already in the kitchen, so its not hard to find something to do this with.

>Palm full of whipped cream, you make enough noise to alert her to your presence when you enter. You'd like not to be electrocuted tonight, believe it or not! That doesn't totally preclude that danger, but it lessens it. You kneel down close to her, as you are known to do when you are being nosy and bothersome, and give her a "Hey babe." to get her attention, before coming around the other side of her face with your hand.

>It's not exactly a full smack because you don't actually want tot do this and you love her, but she definitely is covered in whip cream now! It takes her a second to fully react to your terrible betrayal, but she yoinks you by the shirt and smears her face against yours like an aggressively friendly cat. You weakly resist, but you're both giggling like idiots by the time she's done sharing. You're also both gross and sticky in the face now! Great.

>You're lucky you're already next to your sink...