#acroardent

[acroardent]

2 hours into the class 1-A dorm party and denki has short circuited.

[stormcakes]

Psst uhm Hi. I'm James.. but most people call me Jam. My favourite colour is blue, like ocean blue with reflections of sunlight. Outside of the ML OT4 quadrangle thing, my recent OTP is Veronica Sawyer and Heather McNamara from the Heathers. My favourite ice cream is oreo with uh.. bacon.. it's good I swear. No cats but two puppers. A shipoo and a german shep. They love pets. Uhm, thanks for the constant content :) I like your blog a lot.

Hello Jam! That shade of blue is really nice. (◡‿◡✿) And I’ve never watched Heathers, but the plot sounds really cool lmao Maybe I’ll watch it once I have time! 

... I’ll trust your better judgment concerning the ice cream flavor. The closest I’ve ever got to that mixture was vanilla ice cream and ketchup and I was Not Happy, which is probably why I feel sad rn. I like oreos though! And bacon! Maybe one day I’ll try the two of them together.

Puppies are nice! I always make a huge deal of cats because I don’t have one, but dogs are amazing. ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／

I’m glad you like my blog!!! Thank you so much. ;__;

[shatteredresiliency]

Life is Strange

Is a really good game. @acroardent and I were playing it this past few days, the prequel and the original, and holy hell that was an emotional roller coaster. But, It was absolutely fantastic. The endings killed me inside and literally brought me to tears.

[nanabbi]

Hello! I love zisashi angst and I have at least 70 fics to rec! ... Would you like me to recommend them? 👀 I've been colecting them for over a year now

So, this person did DM me the recs but they didn’t want to be mentioned by name, so I’ll just thank them a lot for sharing their suggestions. They had also placed sweet little notes for all of them, I’ll include them, but I hold no authority of them. I’ll add some of my own insight if I have any.

Here is the list for me and all of you to check them out:

don't scream until the earth crumbles by rise_beyond_the_graveyard (serenlyall)

3K/Oneshot-  [Their Note:  Angst for Hizashi and Shouta. Mentions of torture, be careful with the tags]

If At First You Don't Succeed... by MarziPanda95

26K/Completed- !!! It Is completed! Yay, I’ll definitely read it at first chance. It is a Groundhog Day fic. [Their Note:  A personal favorite that was completed very recently. Mentions of torture (mental and corporal) the tension in this fic is amazing! And its really well written]

Without You I Can't Breathe by morbidcorvids

2K/Oneshot- Major Character Death. Hizashi basically dies in Aizawa’s arms from what I saw.  [Their Note: This one is... So good but omg it made me so sad ;;;; a great piece of angst!! Mind the tags before breaking your heart].

Hindsight Is 20/20 by Nartothelar

2K/Oneshot- Wait there’s fics of this AU!? Omg! I was wondering where I could get more insight about it and this fic is part of a series. Now tho 👀 [Their Note:  Part of nartothelar's awesome mafia au! I love the angst in this one, and even comes with art! 💕💞💖💓 love it so much]

Resignation by OnAir

28K/Completed- [Their Note:  THIS IS OMG SJDVBDD MY FAVE, I'VE READ IT LIKE 8383737721 TIMES, its a must! Read! Of! Hizashi! Angst! Pleaaaase! Do yourself a favor and read this masterpiece]

[More under Read More, because our provider was very generous with their suggestions]

Patchwork Family by bravobeavo

3K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  This one is so cute! Hizashi angst with erasermic family fluff to warm your heart! Shinsou and Eri are so worried for their dad in this one 💕]

Consumption of the Heart and Lungs by YamiHeart

4K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  I think you will like this one... Its a hanahaki!!!! And in japan with ninjas and samurais 💕💞💖 and an omg very good amazingly written hanahaki. It is part of a series though! So if you fall in love with it you can read the next one!]

White Chrysanthemums by LipstickVenom

9K/Oneshot- I see Major Character Death warning and Hurt no Comfort. I’ll approach with caution [Their Note: Ok hear me out, this one hurts! A lot, but its oh so amazing💕 fully recommend it!]

Paper Hearts by Xen_The_Protogen

2K/Oneshot- Major Character Death Warning [ Their Note: Super fun timeline to follow! Well... Not fun, this fic made me cry, but I loved how the story was told! Please, its a must read!]

Soul Bound by Ibelieveinahappilyeverafter

7K/Oneshot- It is written by Andy. I trust it. [Their Note:  One of the best soulmate fanfiction out there, its not fully angst, but it is there in some parts! (USJ I see ya) this one is more like Hizashi and Shouta angst though].

you are my sunshine by chimera (emptyheadspace)

5K/Completed- Ha. Ha. I see the title and the MCD Warning... Someone here is not afraid of that warning [Their Note:  I mean, the title already tells you that this sadder than mufasa's death. 5+1 type of fic (I love the format so I loved this one even more!)]

I'm Sorry, I'm Not Sorry by Tabs

1K/Oneshot- It does say happy ending tho [Their Note: And yis.... Short and sad, read it!]

Shout & Mute by ill go with that then (Linelenagain)

9K/Oneshot- Body swap, you have my curiosity and attention [Their Note:  Ok this one is not angst angst, but is more like Aizawa finally realizing the hardships that Hizashi must have (and is going through) because of his quirk thanks to a bodyswap! :D (love this one aye)]

A Gift of Sunshine by Ibelieveinahappilyeverafter

35K/Completed- It’s Andy again! Hi sir, I’m a fan. The concept seems interesting [Their Note: Ok so... In this fic Hizashi is a sword and Aizawa attends UA with him (it? Lol) well, he is more like a soul in a sword, not the swor- meh, just read it. It has some heave angst in some chapters! And its not that long! Reallyyyy good fic]

More Than Just a Smile by ravyn_sinclair

7K/Oneshot- -heavy breathing- I see BAMF Hizashi in the tags. BAMF HIZASHI! [Their Note:This is a fic of Hizashi being underestimated and showing everyone that he has some brains/ knows how to be a hero. There is angst by the end of the fic~ this piece of writing is just- a masterpiece. Kudos to the writer!]

Improbable Botany 101 by Tierfal 

46K/Complete- [Their Note: OKAY! A HANAHAKI THAT IS JUST 💕💞💖 its longish? Not that much, you'll finish it in an hour or so, but is just sooooo gooooooood! Amazing hanahaki angst! I love how they show us the feelings and thoughts of the characters].

6:15 by dadzawa_of_1a

3K/Oneshot- [Their Note: So great! I loved this one! And its very well written! Its a quick read so please just go go go go!].

I thought we'd last forever by orphan_account

1K/Oneshot- MCD Warning [Their Note: Great fic my dear! And very sad... Mind the tags :'"c]

Ice It by Say_Jay

3K/Oneshot- Oh! I’ve read this one! It’s so cute. I was looking for it when I was doing the Hizashi whump list, but I hadn’t bookmarked it! Now I have! Gosh I hate losing fics, thanks for bringing it over [Their Note:  Its more like... Comfort after getting hurt? But meh, angst anyway sbdbjdbd However, I think that everyone in the erasermic fandom is familiar with this short masterpiece].

Dust in the Wind by d_lynx

Sleep and Sweet Tea by d_lynx

2K/Series-  [Their Note: Ok this one is just pure angst. A very short concentrated bomb of angst. It does have a happy continuation though! So you can go and check that].

Guillotine by existentialrat

4K/Ongoing- !!! 👀 Do I have anything to do with the origin of this fic? I see the author’s note there. I’ll wait~ [Their Note: Hizashi is with hanahaki! Ohnooo! Dnjdbdj well well, this one is not finished, but there is one chapter left so... You can choose to either wait or just start reading it. Oboro lives in this one though!]

Honest with You by astrange_one

8K/Completed- [Their Note:  Hizashi gets insecure after having an encounter with his past foster parents :c babyyyyy. He suffers so much mentally speaking in this one]

Needle-thin Tightrope by Dramaticdragon

2K/Oneshot- [Their Note: Another insecure Hizashi! This one is short but ohhh amazing!]

Lost and Found by TheWiseMansFear

16K/Ongoing- Last Update: April 2020 [Their Note: Hizashi is tortured but refuses to tell why! Its not finished! And the updates are slow, but is very good, read under your own risk].

Day 3: Unexpected/Revelation by presentedmic

2K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Great fic! Shouta tells Shinsou about the time he almost lost Hizashi! Cutecutecute and angsty!]

Desolate by maplebee

<1K/Oneshot- MCD [Their Note:  A short very angsty fic... Almost made me cry, this one did].

With You by maplebee

<1K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Short and sad as well, this author is great with making you feel stuff in less than 1k].

Accidentally Forever by Arkham_Cat

1K/Oneshot- I skimmed through it, it seems mild with no Mature content [Their Note: Short Omegaverse, shows how Shouta accidentally marked Hizashi. Its angst? But not very heavy angst, soft angst? Dunno. And is short as well! So I would recommend it if u want a quick read!].

Sunshine Boy by MarziPanda95

40K/Completed-  MarziPanda again! Hmmm 👀 [Their Note: We all know that Marzipanda95 is a goddess of Hizashi Angst, and this fic is one of her greatest masterpieces! Please! This is a must read!!! Recently completed].

Even As I'm Busted And Broken by Tippytap

<1K/Oneshot- [Their Note: Ok... Short but sad, Hizashi is finally overwhelmed. Mind the tags please]

(Don't Ever) Stop Talking by WritingStarsIntoConstellations

<1K/Oneshot- [Their Note: Aizawa messes up by using his quirk on Hizashi! They are teens in this one~]

Kintsugi (Broken & Fixed) by DarklingMoon

12K/Completed- [Their Note: Another 5+1 cause god knows I love them so much! Its a great fic filled with angssttttttt... Read it lol]

Lemon Boy by modernmint

<1K/Oneshot- [Their Note: Short! Focuses on the phobia that Hizashi has with bugs and the relationship of the boys! They are teens in here].

Five Times Present Mic Apologized (And One Time He Didn't Have To) by BurningTheSapphires (MyStShSh)

5K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Features villain present mic! Is not mostly angst but it has...] Good ending? I hope.

Sixty Seven by AcroArdent 

1K/Oneshot- MCD [Their Note: This is just short erasermic angst. Featuring villain aizawa!]

Waiting For You to Call My Name by Purplemerald

2K/Oneshot-  [Their Note: I mean, you tell me "Hizashi angst" and I think of this fic, short, painful, a must read].

Snapshot by LipstickVenom

5K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Insecure of his body image Hizashi :c ]

Five Stages of Grief by NeitherDeadnorAlive

3K/Ongoing- I saw no MCD warning. [Their Note:  Hizashi is trapped with some civilians under loads of rubble! Rescate mission ensues! And huh... Its not finished, but its some great angst thooo]

Musical Vibrations by Rose_Cat

1K/Oneshot- [Their Note: Hizashi gets deafened :c ]

Letting Go by Zombieisms

<1K/Oneshot- MCD [Their Note: Hizashi is comatose].

Dangerous by AutisticWriter

1K/Oneshot- [Their Note: Little kid shinsou and hizashi bonding over their time at the orphanage].

One Last Time by CoolPandr

<1K/Oneshot- MCD [Their Note: Aizawa Mourning our sunshine boy :c short and painful]

You're Late! by AnotherWeirdoHere

<1K/Oneshot- MCD. I didn’t even read it but the title and the summary alone pained enough of a picture to make me choke. These concepts hit me for some reason [Their Note: Short angst! Super cute ending].

Too Loud and Too Much by doctornemesis

2K/Oneshot-  [Their Note:  Insecure teen hizashi :c someone give this boy a hug].

Just a Push by Say_Jay

5K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Aizawa injures Hizashi while training!]

Everything I Wanted by toshiwoshi

4K/Oneshot-  [Their Note: Hizashi gets misuranderstood and gets his heart broken :c happy ending tho]

Memories by My_Furnace_Has_Wings

2K/Oneshot- MCD Omg... [Their Note: Ok this is erasermic family angst... Suuuuper sad, this author is great.]

Actions Speak Louder than Words by My_Furnace_Has_Wings

<1K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Teen erasermic confession with angst! Really good ^^]

Mr loverman by popweezle

1K/Oneshot- Angst with a freaking Happy Ending tag. Finally I am getting super depressed with these scenarios I am reading here. Good God. [Their Note: Another comatose Hizashi~]

first love / late spring by pgsaihara

1K/Oneshot-  [Their Note: Erasermic angst, insecure Aizawa makes Hizashi upset :c ]

Needle-thin Tightrope by Dramaticdragon

2K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Another insecure about his volume hizashi :c poor baby but I kinda get him].

Small Hiding places by IsTheMedia

2K/Oneshot- Part of Villain!Mic [Their Note:  Part of villain Hizashi series! But can be read alone... Implied child abuse, mind the tags].

(dis)trust by Cat_Tac

4K/Oneshot- TW: Sexual assault (doesn’t get far, but it is the basis of the plot). Mentioned this one in previous ask, but let’s put it in this huge pile too [Their Note:  MIND THE TAGS PLEASE, this can be triggering. Hizashi is assaulted at work and feels guilty].

Be grateful, hero by SaltywithSarcasm

2K/Oneshot- [Their Note: Hizashi is kidnapped and tortured]

Tenacity by tiniest_hands_in_all_the_land

23K/Oneshot- [Their Note:  Ok so... This is more Aizawa centric? But there is some amazing hizashi angst at the end! (Another 5+1 fic!)]

Déjà vu by douchegrayson

9K/Completed- Mentioned this one before too. I really love its concept so much [Their Note: Everyone forgets hizashi thanks to a quirk! Our poor boy is desolated :c ]

Stay With Me by MintIceTea

2K/Completed- [Their Note:  Erasermic angst and fluff!]

Engagement by fecklessphilanderer

8K/Completed- [Their Note:  Hizashi falls off a building, fluffy ending!]

Note: In all of these, make sure to read the tags please, in case there are any themes you’re uncomfortable with. I have not yet read most of these, so once more you’re gonna have to look out for yourselves. 🙏

[ao3feed-shinkami]

I get off

by AcroArdent

Shinsou honestly hadn’t meant to spy on his classmate. He knew it was wrong; but once he stole a glance he just couldn’t force his eyes away.

Words: 795, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Shinsou Hitoshi, Kaminari Denki

Relationships: Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi

Additional Tags: Accidental Voyeurism, Voyeurism, Masturbation, No beta we die like the men Kirishima would want us to be, No Beta, PWP without Porn, PWP

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/23308438

[ao3feed-aizawashouta]

by AcroArdent

I didn’t even realize until it was too late.

That’s why I’m doing this, because I owe him an apology... among other things. I can’t do that here.

Forgive me.

Words: 1739, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight

Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic

Additional Tags: Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Suicide Notes, Character Death, Death, Sad Ending, POV First Person, One Shot

[galaxyhazbin]

acroardent answered your question “i like working with kids but being trans and gay and working with 8yr...”

I'd start by talking to that co counselor, they shouldn't be misgendering you to the kids. That doesn't help, outside that? What Elliot said.

yeah, i corrected her at the time but i’ll probably also talk to her about it

thank 

[shits-and-gigs-mixed-with--blog1]

acroardent Yeah no aparantly thats not possible I wish it was Fuck shes cute

[acroardent]

Best Birb <3 (Seriously though. Was he hatched or birthed? Did he have soft downy floof as a child? When did his wings become arms? Did he eat normally or did his mum do the regurgitation thing. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.)

[shatteredresiliency]

Tarot card questions

The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.

Oh lord I have many. But I guess one that comes to mind right now is a day or two ago now, my mum was driving me into work when a Certain Someone called me, and proceeded to make me get all blushy and stuttery by the end of the phone conversation and then my mum proceeded to heckle me for the rest of the way into work. I dont really think thats embarassing but. Oh well. I don't have much to hide.

The Magician: Do you have a special talent?

I dont think that I do? Although ive been told patience is extraordinary so maybe that i guess.  ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

The High Priestess: Are you good at keeping secrets?

Hahahahaha no. not at all. My face gives me away.

The Empress: What do you desire most?

For the next few month's to fly by, becauae I'd rwally like to get back to living my life.

The Emperor: Do you have any family traditions?

Not really anymore. That I remember, anyway.

The Hierophant: What is/was your favourite school subject? My favourite subject was actually English.

The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have? Honesty. Loyalty. nerdy. Committed. Affectionate. (I die without affection). Tenacious; because jesus christ he'll have to be to deal with me.

The Chariot: Have you ever had to fight for something?

Ive fought for many things in my life. Some of them I won, some of them I didn't.

Strength: What gives you strength?

The fact that every day is a new day. The support of my cats, and loved ones. The fact of I'm too stubborn to call it quits yet.

The Hermit: Could you cope with living alone?

I lived alone for the better part of a year and loved it.

Wheel of Fortune: If you won a million pounds, what would you do with it? I'm gonna concert that to a million dollars. So, a million bucks. Id get both mysrlf and my mum out of debt. Once were out of debt, Id buy my mom an African Grey, while myself would get a new car. The rest I'd turn into stocks.

Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have? Ive never been big on the idea of superheros. I'm my own superhero, so.

The Hanged Man: Would you sacrifice your own life to save someone else's? Depending on the person, yes. Depending on the person, maybe. Depending on the person, Not a chance in hell.

Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be? I hope.it would be happy. And that my reincarnation would learn from the mistakes ive made in this life.

Temperance: Do you have good self control? Emotionally? For the most part. Physically? Dude my body barely cooperares with me on a good day.

The Devil: What do you think your worst quality is? My worst quality is that I'm loyal to a fault. I can be literally shown evidence that someone ia doing something that would hurt me, and Id stuck around anyway. Until someone else op3ns my eyes. I usually don't see what's bad for me.

The Tower: Describe your dream home.

Large. A farm, likely. Just a hobby farm. With a proper barn, and paddocks. Varieties of creatures roaming the property. The house is an old farm house, big and brick. It's woodstove heat, and has eloquent design on the wood pieces. Theres a living room, dining room, etcetera. Then theres the garage, abd then we go upstairs to three bedrooms, and a large bathroom. From the master bedroom, you can see the paddocs with horses.

The Star: What inspires you? Beauty. Art. Anger. Emotion. Heavy, heavy emotions. @boywonderben, @anhedonic-slut , @boxthissideup, @xoxmygirlxox, @acroardent @greg-the-di. A few other people. I aee inspiration in everything.

The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you've had recently. This dream that I had recently was that I was en route to Sudbury via bus. I was going to see Alex, and we were about a half hour away from Sudbury when the bus like, exploded. Everyome was fine but they all relied on me to get them to Sudbury because I was the oldest and had the best sense of direction and I called Alex, pretty much in tears, but all he said in the dream was to close my eyes and rest and suddenly I just felt so at ease.

The Sun: Describe a childhood memory.

I don't have many, sadly. But I do remember sitting in the car with my grandpa one day, and he and I sat and talked about everything under the sun. That day, when I was 7 years old, I told my papa that I wad a boy, not a girl. The bravest man I ever knew looked me up and down and started crying, because, though I didn't understand it at the time, he was terrified of the torment id go through.

Judgement: Have you ever done something that you were really ashamed of?

Yes... Quite a few different things. One in particular being that I went back on my qord and wasnt there for a friend of mine when she needed me most; I was far too selfish that day, and I'll never forgive myself for losing her.

The World: What country would you most like to visit?

Greece!

[shatteredresiliency]

Someone you... 1 2 3 7 8 and 10 because why not!

1. You!2. @acroardent3. Momma @torewindtime7. Many many people at the moment.8. @tealty10 @elliotshoe

[shatteredresiliency]

: Height

5'1 and a half inch.

1: Age

21.

2: Shoe size

Mens 10

3: Do you smoke?

Weed.

4: Do you drink?

Yes

5: Do you take drugs?

Not often

6: Age you get mistaken for

16

7: Have tattoos?

Two!

8: Want any tattoos?

Hundreds more!!!

9: Got any piercings?

My tongue

10: Want any piercings?

Either lip or eyebrow.

11: Best friend?

@acroardent @xoxmygirlxox @anhedonic-slut

12: Relationship status

Single, technically.

13: Biggest turn ons

Neck biting, scratching, whimpers, soft teasing touches, tongue action anywhere.. Uh.. I couls go on for days tbh

14: Biggest turn offs

Narcissim and anger

15: Favorite movie

The Princess Bride

16: I’ll love you if...

You jamout to Disney songs with me.

17: Someone you miss

I really really really fucking miss my grandparents.

18: Most traumatic experience

Ill... Make a seperate post for this.

19: A fact about your personality

Literally everything I have to say is sarcastic please don't take me seriously unless I look mad

20: What I hate most about myself

My weight, my height, my speech impedement, my weird ass nose, My voice, my lack of junk, my adhd, my depression, my anger. All of these are pretty hated.

21: What I love most about myself

My resilience, my loyalty, and my honesty.

22: What I want to be when I get older

Happy.

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

The only sibling I was in contact with was my sister who passed away in February.

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

My mum and I get along great now. My stepdad and I are oil and water. My father is a useless cunt, and my stepmother is a psychotic bitch :D

25: My idea of a perfect date

Snuggles under the stars with a beer or two. A nice country night in a field in a truck. Yes I'm a country boy I will fight you

26: My biggest pet peeves

People who chew with their mouths open, when someone asks me something while I'm eating, if I cant eat my dinner in a pattern.

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

The warmest brown eyes Ive ever seen. Cute haircut, nice beard action. Short; shorter than I am. Quiet, in his own head more than he is out of it. Honest. Blunt. He has more integrity than anyone I've ever met. He is the sweetest man, and he just makes my heart really happy.

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

She's about 5'8, red hair.

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

Uhh.... I don't actually lie all that often? It's an abysmal practice tbh.

30: What I hate the most about work/school

The long hours.

31: What my last text message says

"Can't wait to see you fuckers on Monday Jo."

32: What words upset me the most

Moist or meal

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

Resilient, persevering, good looking, handsome

34: What I find attractive in women

Eyes. Softness of their skin. Hair.

35: What I find attractive in men

Hands, jaws, facial hair, shoulders, pectorals. When ssleeves are half.rolled up. When a guy (with expressed consent prior) gets agressive and manhandles me. Deep voices.

36: Where I would like to live

In a house on an island all.by myself with maybe four other people

37: One of my insecurities

I'm actually extremely insecure about my weight.

38: My childhood career choice

Veternarian

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

Butterscotch ripple

40: Who I wish I could be

... I don't wanna bd anyone else. I have a hard enough time being me lmao

41: Where I want to be right now

Sudbury. In Alex's arms

42: The last thing I ate

One small potato chunk

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

Emma Watson

44: A random fact about anything

I have more trophies and awards than I know what to do with...

[shatteredresiliency]

@acroardent is perfect pass it on

[acroardent]

Rehearsal Schedule This Week.

Damn I've been busy and absent. Just finished up exams and for the week we got off before second semester I was packed with work and rehearsals. Tuesday: 11:30-2:30 Wednesday: 11:30-4:30 Thursday: 11:30-2:30 Friday: 11:30-2:30 All in all 14 hours rehearsal. Sore but now that I'm home all I want to do is exercise. wtf body.

[acroardent]

I want to be one of those guys with longer hair and a nice backside so misogynistic guys will be all: "My Anaconda wants those buns hu- shit. fuck. no homo. -insert slur-" *walks away speedily while considering what gender even means.* Meanwhile I'll just watch their faces drop with a grin as they see my epic muscles and goatee. 

[acroardent]

My hair is long enough to tangle when I sleep for the first time in so many years it's freaking me out. I actually need a brush for once.