#aceitranslations

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Translation of my favorite part of the Christmas radio special...

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Translation of a video that was included with the season 1 DVD, that was originally made as a birthday present for Pedro Peirano.

Note: it's pretty hard to make out what they're saying at times, feel free to correct me if I got something wrong! :)

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Translation of Mario Hugo being very hetero during a 2005 radio special

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English translation for episode 10 of season 3 is now available!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Uct_GF6L-31hWlXfGcyNJQEEgwwg6Fav?usp=drive_link (The usual reminder: videos can be of a lower quality when played directly on Drive, download them if you want to avoid that issue.)

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https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Uct_GF6L-31hWlXfGcyNJQEEgwwg6Fav?usp=drive_link English translation of the season 1 bloopers video is now available!

The timing and styling is different than usual because it was originally meant to be put on Youtube, it won't be like that in the future!

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31 minutos fun fact #3: Policarpo has a conspiracy theory about how the Titanic was not sunk by an iceberg, but in fact, aliens, and even wrote a paper on this theory.

English translation below!

" "Theory about the sinking of the Titanic" Or more like "How UFOS sank the Titanic" By: Policarpo Avendaño. Everyone believes that the sinking of the Titanic was caused by an iceberg, but everyone is wrong! What really happened is the following: everything was working in perfect order on the Titanic, but all of a sudden something unexpected happened, the ship's radio went crazy and lost contact with Europe and America. Instead, it started playing "The Captain's Belly", a very popular ranchera song in that era. Everyone started dancing like lunatics on the bridge, since it was a very catchy song. That's what's weird, no ranchera is catchy, only people from another planet could have managed to make everyone dance all riled up over such a bad melody.

But, how did this song manage to reach the ship's radio? Simple, a little further ahead was an alien ship. "What was it doing here?", everyone will ask: well what all aliens do when they visit Earth, fish for plankton. As a result, because of the closeness of the spaceship with the Titanic there was that interference on the radio.

The aliens were in a really bad mood because with all the noise that the Titanic was making, the plankton in the area disappeared. So they had no alternatives left, they started chasing the Titanic. It's important to clarify that it was a secondhand spaceship and because of that it wasn't very fast so to speak, anyhow, the persecution became a competition and the plankton was forgotten about. The spaceship was winning by half a meter, but at the last minute the Titanic got ahead of it, reaching first the finish line, which was a large iceberg. The spaceship, which didn't have very good brakes, crashed against the Titanic, which in turn crashed against the iceberg.

When this happened, the space beings got scared and fled.

Later, when the captain explained what had happened, nobody believed him, and they sent him to the asylum.

This is the real story, the very same Captain Isidorio Pimpollo told me it.

Policarpo Avendaño This is my theory

PS: Top top top top top top top top… This happens to me everytime that I invent a theory from the tales of a lunatic. "

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Uploaded the english translations of 31 minutos videos posted on this blog to Drive, for easier finding/sharing/whatever. Now with -1 typo and -1 translation mistake! Here's the link: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Uct_GF6L-31hWlXfGcyNJQEEgwwg6Fav?usp=drive_link (Reminder that videos can be of a lower quality when played directly on Drive, download them if you want to avoid that issue.)