#ace elvis

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama

This is too true

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama

The demonic number @elviritch-horrors

[artist-of-fantasy]

I feel like I just got a autograph from a celebrity

[official-anti-ace-elvis-orb]

Reblog if you want to support the eradication of @Official-ace-Elvis

I only got 127 last time

[lorvis-offical]

Ace elvis

Power list unlimited garlic bread, mitosis and hive mind

Enemys

Mayo

The anti ace elvis orb

List of events

The killing of 127 elvis

Mitosis to replenish

Mayo death

Ace elvis is a asexual and aromantic elvis. He approves post. He seems to enjoy cult of the lamb and there is 300 Ace elvis

He has adopted @mahoganymouse

[official-ace-elvis]

This will never get 30K (ment to put a k before sorry) notes

[official-anti-ace-elvis-orb]

I infiltrated the discord server

Blurred names because I'm not a ass

Also I'm coming for you @official-ace-Elvis

[official-ace-elvis]

I'd like to propose *in front of a child that becomes a anti hero*

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

[official-ace-elvis]

why did u join the elvisverse?

Woah mama for serval reasons

For the lols

I was bored

I noticed a lack of ace elvis

[official-ace-elvis]

Hey guys what was the first elvis you came across? And what was your first thoughts?

[official-ace-elvis]

I love garlic bread

[official-ace-elvis]

APPROVED IMMEDIATELY ACE ELVIS APPROVED STAMP IT ALL OVER THIS POST

"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama we got 100 followers now for the rest of the day I will answer questions 100% truthfully unless they compromise my real identity or main account

[official-ace-elvis]

Is their really an elvii discord server?

Woah mama yes there is

There's even a official lore channel in it where I post my lore and stuff

[official-ace-elvis]

What about me on your follow list? :>

5th

[official-ace-elvis]

Woah mama godmann we did something right (you just have to put more ofm into god then sharp into damn does this make sense I don't know)

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real