#accidentallyyours

[penelopeswifey]

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS !

WRITTEN PROLOUGE

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" Thoughts on Balladeer? Well, he's okay.. but I think he's kind of overhyped, I mean all he has is his looks.. c'mon, lets be honest he wouldn't be famous if he wasn't good looking.. "

You said without any care, laughing at the chats reaction tons of debates starting up in chat, it was around 3am? a late night stream. You couldn't fall asleep so you decided to stream to your fans who were also up late at night, lazily playing the low quality game your viewers suggested only the sounds of keyboard smashing to be heard. You yawned, maybe it was the mood or the dim lights but you felt your eyelids getting heavier.

Yawning more, you apologized to your viewers saying that you were too tired to continue smiling at their goodnights and comforting words, you started lazily moving your cursor to click "End Stream," when, in your sleepy haze, you misclicked. A different tab opens up.. Your writing document, still open from earlier when you were editing the fic.

Except, this wasn’t just any fanfic.

It was THE fanfic. The fanfic you spend a total of 2 hours on every night to update to your small fanbase  .. and the pairing? None other than Scaramouche, the very idol you just ridiculed on stream as “ overhyped "

For a solid few minutes, you stared in horror, unsure if you were dreaming or hallucinating. Then reality hit, and so did the panic.

" W- Wait?! No- No!! !" You fumbled for the mouse, your fingers shaky, eyes wide as you tried to close the tab. But it was too late. The chat had already exploded and damage has already been done..

Chat messages flew by at lightning speed..

h3izoufan: what.. what was that 💀

arcticmonkeyslover662: : LNFAOO WAS THAT A FUCKING BALLADEER FANFIC???

luumine_718: didn't you just say you thought he was overrated?? 😭😭

The chat keeps going, you couldn't even focus on a message before it disappears into the hundreds of others appearing

Your brain scrambled for an explanation, but the damage was done. You swallowed, looking at the screen into your chat.

" Listen. I- I was just.. I was just curious!! ," you stammered, your voice a higher pitch than usual. " Be serious, it's seriously just research?! I mean, everyone has read a fanfic once in their life— it's just curiosity! You guys are misunderstanding everything! " You said, eyes wide, stammering and a very, *very*, red face.

The chat wasn't buying it at all, having the time of their lives seeing you distressed

ree_1029: bro?? what research needs to look into " scaramouches smoldering gaze " 💀💀🙏 dpwm

yunjinslover: what the fuck are you writing LMFAOO 😭😭 ykw girl that's real tho can't even judge

Your eyes finally glanced at the page still open, horrified to realize just how romantic the scene was. There was no way of talking your way out of this one.

Just why did you have to write about his gaze multiple times?! Are you that fucking desperate?!

With a sigh and a very awkward laugh, you clicked out the tab. " Guys. I was seriously just practicing my creative writing skills. " You felt your face heat up even more as the chat continued the teasing,.

You sat there, staring at the chaos you had  unleashed. The chat, a whirlwind of laughter, teasing, and judgment, was moving faster than you could process. Some were full-on laughing at your situation, others mocked and reminded you of your earlier comments, and a few seemed genuinely angry

You nervously fidgeted with your mouse, your face practically burning as you tried to figure out how to salvage what was left of your dignity.

"Listen… before you all go crazy, let’s not blow this out of proportion, okay? You guys are overreacting.. " you pleaded, feeling the words get stuck in your throat. " I've said it so many times, it's just creative writing!! "  Your attempt to brush it off as a casual hobby fell flat, as the chat continued to descend into a storm of laughter and teasing, this has got to be the worst day of your entire career- not even career, your life!

yndefender: creative writing practice about ' his voice that compared to an angel's symphony ' ?? okay.. 🤔

You nearly choked on air, knowing the EXACT scene they were quoting from. Why did I have to write that part?? It wasn't even necessary in the plot! You cursed yourself internally.

As the teasing continued to flood the chat, the initial shock began to wear off, and reality hit you like a ton of bricks. You felt the weight of your earlier comments pressing down on you. Sure, you were putting on a casual front, but the embarrassment was still there..

“Okay. ” you said, your voice wavering a bit as you tried to regain some composure. “I think it’s time for me to end the stream before I embarrass myself even more. You guys are too much tonight.. overreacting so much for what.. "

The chat erupted in a flurry of reactions, with some pleading for you to stay and others playfully mocking your desperate need to escape.

realbeyonce3: nooo 🥺 don't leave dawg I still wanna know more about your thoughts on scaramouches smoldering gaze LMFAOOO

You could feel your face heat up again. “ Your all too cruel.. " Your voice was barely above a whisper, the shame creeping back in full force. “ I'm ending the stream.. it's already late.. "

As you scrolled through the chat one last time, you saw messages filled with laughter and teasing, but also support. Despite that, the overwhelming embarrassment felt like a heavy weight on your shoulders.

With a shaky breath, you forced a smile. “ Thanks for tuning in tonight.. Remember, it's just creative writing practice. ” The chat erupted again with laughter at your words.

“ Goodnight, everyone. I'll see you soon! Remember, just creative writing practice! ” you added quickly, your attempt at humor falling flat as you quickly clicked the “End Stream” button.

The screen showed the ended stream notification, and you exhaled deeply, slumping back in your chair. The laughter faded, but the shame remained, a dull ache in your chest. You could already imagine the videos that would circulate, you buried your face in your hands, feeling so nervous.

“ What the hell was I thinking.. ” you muttered, your face still buried in your hands as you tried to shake off the embarrassment. Recalling everything that happened, it was so. so. cringeworthy.

“ creative writing practice? Shit..” you whispered to yourself, trying to convince yourself that it was just a silly mistake. But deep down, you knew it was going to eat you alive for a while.

Putting your phone on silent and setting it aside on the counter you landed on your bed, looking up at the ceiling recalling every moment from that stream. Your face turned bright red again, grabbing a pillow and screaming into it as loud as you could. Violently punching the pillow until you tired yourself out and just laid there.. hugging the now messed up pillow as you started to feel your eyelids getting heavier.

" I'll just .. clear things up tomorrow. "

You thought to yourself as you finally fell asleep, falling into a relaxed state. Unbeknownst to you.. your phone began buzzing with notifications.. Wow. That's one way to go viral.

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS !

SYNOPSIS: You, a well-known streamer, have always kept your two hobbies separate. By day, you entertain thousands with your snarky commentary, but by night, you secretly write. fanfiction about your favorite idol, Balladeer. It was a guilty pleasure—until a late-night stream led to a slip of the tongue and exposed your secret to the world!

In a single moment of poor judgment and a misclick, which by the way was totally not your fault!.. I think.. clips and memes about you spread like wildfire! It was embarrassing enough for everyone to know about your fanfiction, but it spiraled down even further when they discovered you were writing about the very idol you  constantly claimed was overrated.

Just as you wallowed in self-pity, a notification pings on your phone. A familiar username and a blue checkmark.

Oh.

accidentally yours master list // chap 1 ->

a/n: help!! I'm so embarrassed, I sincerely apologize if the writing seems horrible I'm still improving! Prologue is complete, really excited to start!

taglist:

@kaeuri @kazumiku @kyouzki @skyoverkill1 @eternallykira-143 @lalalaloveallmydays @simonisferal

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Nous avons écouté #AccidentallyYours le 1er album de #LadySir... Verdict : http://ow.ly/GvPf30aWBJR

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Read Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(2) online free by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(2) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

I am a good goddess. I am a gentle goddess. I am a patient goddess. I will not turn him into a dung beetle. “You’ll have to be more specific,” I said.

“T-t-temple of the Sun. Temple of Ra.”

Hmmm… How ironic. I’d actually come to Egypt looking for a real live sun god. Of course, Kinich didn’t really hang out in temples, given he pretended to be a commoner. A seven-foot, golden-haired commoner with turquoise eyes. At least his tan fit right in.

“Is your king married? Got a girlfriend? What kind of music does he like? Ska revival? Dubstep? Oh, wait! I know, eighties love ballads!” I had to imagine a male as beautiful and strong as the pharaoh had hundreds of willing women at his beck and call. And what better music for a stud-gyptian like him than Journey?

Adom shook his head no. “I do not understand your words.”

I sighed. That was my problem; no one did. Probably due to the fact that the dead constantly chattered away in the background of my mind—a sound reminiscent of a really, really big cocktail party—sharing every memory they’d ever had. They also existed in a place beyond the confines of time. They were from the future and the past, which made it extremely difficult to keep the present straight inside my head.

“Skip the music question, spanky. Just tell me about his love situation,” I said.

“But I am named Adom, my lady.”

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Un flash sur l'album de @LadySirOfficiel joliment nommé #AccidentallyYours. Enjoy! On se penche sur un album surprise du duo Lady Sir, Accidentally Yours. Flash.

[penelopeswifey]

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS !

" You, a well-known streamer, have always kept your two hobbies separate. By day, you entertain thousands with your snarky commentary, but by night, you secretly write. fanfiction about your favorite idol, Balladeer. It was a guilty pleasure—until a late-night stream led to a slip of the tongue and exposed your secret to the world!

In a single moment of poor judgment and a misclick, which by the way was totally not your fault!.. I think.. clips and memes about you spread like wildfire! It was embarrassing enough for everyone to know about your fanfiction, but it spiraled down even further when they discovered you were writing about the very idol you  constantly claimed was overrated.

Just as you were wallowing in self-pity, a notification pings on your phone. A familiar username and a blue checkmark.

Oh. "

Started on: 10/7/24, 12:32 AM

Status: 🙏 starting

GENRE: romance, slight angst, comedy, fluffy

PAIRING: idol!scaramouche x streamer!gn reader

A/N: hii!! this is going to be my first smau and the first writing thing I'll post on social media.. I have barely any experience in writing but I hope this smau can be good enough to entertain!! I'm very excited to start this smau!! I take alot of inspiration from my favorite writers so if anything similar pops up tell me and I'll @ them!! ::flyrubbinghands::

CHARACTERS: — profiles.

VORTEX ; scaramouche, xiao, venti, heizou, kazuha

the gang 🔥🔥🙏 ; you, yoimiya, ayaka, kaveh, alhaitham, yunjin, hu tao.

CHAPTER'S: —

prologue - clear your tabs.

1. - I should've stayed asleep.. forever!

2. - oh!

3. - TBA

TAGLIST: open , TBA

@kaeuri @kazumiku @kyouzki @skyoverkill1 @flowzel @lalalaloveallmydays @sketcheeee @vi0let-writes @kunikuzushis-darling @js-a-silly-little-guy @simonisferal @jayzioxx @naevis-callingae @vxmp-loml @dxrling-xing @suzueuieeeee @kinanahana @help-whatdoimakemyusername @khisuko @dearanemo @heusalettle

[penelopeswifey]

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS!

CHAPTER 2 —

oh!

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a/n: help hi I'm sorry for like ignoring this smau for a month oh my gosh 💔💔 anyway happy late Halloween !! 🎃🎃 this one's rather short .. ILL MAKE UP FOR IT .. I SWEAR 🙏 I'll try double updating tmrw 😁

Scaramouche rolled his eyes, groaning. Already pissed off. The last thing he needed was another pointless social media drama. with another sigh, he  opened Twitter, half-expecting some mundane gossip and rumours about his latest performance.

But.

Instead, his timeline was flooded with tweets mentioning him, it wasn't shocking.. but it was mixed with a name he didn't recognize.. @ynrambles..? He blinked, confused, scrolling past endless tags and mentions. The tweets were… something..

" scarasmicrophone: just thinking about yns situation makes ME embarrassed and I don't even know the mf "

" vortexspublicdefender: lowkey I can't even be mad at yn, the fics are GOOD. likee .. 🫦 "

He frowned, extremely confused. Pausing over a thread where fans discussed you, your recent slip up, and a fanfiction he hadn’t even known existed.

“ What the hell.. "  he muttered, opening your profile. What he found made his eyebrows shoot up. Sure enough, your latest post had blown up, showing a clip from your stream where you had, very awkwardly, confirmed writing a certain fanfiction.

Curiosity piqued, he tapped a link someone had shared, leading to the fanfic in question. The summary alone was enough to make his jaw clench, not in anger, but in absolute disbelief. How.. how could someone be so shameless?!.. no.. no, his fans on twitter were worse.

“ Holy shit.. " he mumbled, as the realization settled in. From what he gathered, Fans have made it very clear that you were both a somewhat popular streamer and the writer of a VERY detailed (and strangely accurate..) story about his fictional alter ego.

For a moment, he could only sit there, wondering how to respond—or if he even should.. but the thought of someone talking mad shit about him, just to be publicly humiliated for liking him was way too entertaining for him to let go.

He quickly typed in a message to they're DMS, and hit send.

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ACCIDENTALLY YOURS!

SYPNOSIS: You, a well-known streamer, have always kept your two hobbies separate. By day, you entertain thousands with your snarky commentary, but by night, you secretly write. fanfiction about your favorite idol, Balladeer. It was a guilty pleasure—until a late-night stream led to a slip of the tongue and exposed your secret to the world!

In a single moment of poor judgment and a misclick, which by the way was totally not your fault!.. I think.. clips and memes about you spread like wildfire! It was embarrassing enough for everyone to know about your fanfiction, but it spiraled down even further when they discovered you were writing about the very idol you  constantly claimed was overrated.

Just as you wallowed in self-pity, a notification pings on your phone. A familiar username and a blue checkmark.

Shit.

accidentally yours masterlist - chapter 3 —>

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taglist:

@kaeuri @kazumiku @kyouzki @skyoverkill1 @flowzel @lalalaloveallmydays @sketcheeee @vi0let-writes @kunikuzushis-darling @js-a-silly-little-guy @simonisferal @jayzioxx @naevis-callingae @vxmp-loml @dxrling-xing @suzueuieeeee @kinanahana @help-whatdoimakemyusername @dearanemo @heusalettle @v4lerixxq @catorkitty @khsuvy

[penelopeswifey]

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS !

CHAPTER 1 —

I should've stayed in bed.. forever!

A/N: HII chapter 1.. sorry for the long wait!!.. pretty short 😢

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You woke up today, actually feeling pretty well rested.. You've somehow forgotten the events of last night and was looking outside the window, admiring the view.

Today's gonna be a good day.

—Well, it would've been a good day. If you didn't check your phone..

Opening twitter, your hands were shaking. You tried to comfort yourself, reassuring that it can't be that bad.

It can't be that bad, It can't be that bad, it can't be that bad, It can't be that bad.

Oh.

You looked at the tweets in horror, no way. No way. No way you got your whole reputation destroyed because of a simple hobby!

There is no way your returning to the internet after this, your whole career, dignity and reputation just fell apart. This is way too fucking embarassing. Good thing you never deleted your job application for Applebee's..

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ACCIDENTALLY YOURS!

SYPNOSIS: You, a well-known streamer, have always kept your two hobbies separate. By day, you entertain thousands with your snarky commentary, but by night, you secretly write. fanfiction about your favorite idol, Balladeer. It was a guilty pleasure—until a late-night stream led to a slip of the tongue and exposed your secret to the world!

In a single moment of poor judgment and a misclick, which by the way was totally not your fault!.. I think.. clips and memes about you spread like wildfire! It was embarrassing enough for everyone to know about your fanfiction, but it spiraled down even further when they discovered you were writing about the very idol you  constantly claimed was overrated.

Just as you wallowed in self-pity, a notification pings on your phone. A familiar username and a blue checkmark.

Oh.

accidentally yours masterlist : chapter 2 —>

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taglist:

@kaeuri @kazumiku @kyouzki @skyoverkill1 @flowzel @lalalaloveallmydays @sketcheeee @vi0let-writes @kunikuzushis-darling @js-a-silly-little-guy @simonisferal @jayzioxx @naevis-callingae @vxmp-loml @dxrling-xing @suzueuieeeee @kinanahana @help-whatdoimakemyusername @khisuko @dearanemo @heusalettle

[penelopeswifey]

characters ; VORTEX

VORTEX !!

SCARAMOUCHE :  One of the most famous idols of this generation. Bringing tons of awards every month, leader of the group and the Main vocalist. it took him only a few years to debut into the group, which got extremely popular when he and his group performed a free concert during their newbie days. People flocked to him because of his looks and his snarky personality, rose to the top easily since he trained for hours until even the CEO told him to take a break.

KAZUHA: Sub Vocalist of the group, Visual, it took him years to debut and he lived off of one dollar meals to get by, but eventually his work paid off when he got into Vortex. Massive gain of popularity and praised by a lot since he writes many of their songs. Has a social media account dedicated to poems.

XIAO: Main Rapper, actually got scouted by Teyvat Company when he performed a guitar solo infront of his high school and the video was posted on YouTube, he blew up and eventually debuted into Vortex. Has a YouTube channel where he posts electric guitar covers or raps.

HEIZOU: Sub Rapper, Main dancer. Was friends with Kazuha during their trainee days, they used to always go out for food hunting after practice. Famous among the fans for his choreography. Chaotic vlogs about his daily life.. Plays the drums, Threatened the higher ups to let him debut when he managed to figure out alot of secrets and scandals the company has.

VENTI: Centre and Lead Vocalist, annoyed the ceo so much that he eventually allowed him entered the company. Worked for only a few years aswell until he debuted, gained a following before the debut aswell since he used to fight on twitter to defend his favorite groups and post covers on YouTube.

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS ! :

SYPNOSIS: You, a well-known streamer, have always kept your two hobbies separate. By day, you entertain thousands with your snarky commentary, but by night, you secretly write. fanfiction about your favorite idol, Balladeer. It was a guilty pleasure—until a late-night stream led to a slip of the tongue and exposed your secret to the world!

In a single moment of poor judgment and a misclick, which by the way was totally not your fault!.. I think.. clips and memes about spread like wildfire! It was embarrassing enough for everyone to know about your fanfiction, but it spiraled down even further when they discovered you were writing about the very idol you  constantly claimed was overrated.

Just as you wallowed in self-pity, a notification pings on your phone. A familiar username and a blue checkmark.

Oh. "

taglist

@kaeuri @kazumiku @kyouzki @skyoverkill1 @eternallykira-143 @lalalaloveallmydays @simonisferal

[penelopeswifey]

characters: THE GANG 🔥🔥

THE GANG 🔥🔥:

Y/N: A streamer with an average following, streams calming games but sometimes would switch up to horror games, enjoys reacting to videos too and adding commentary, that's how you got so popular in the first place. You did NOT hold back on your comments in all the videos you watched. Famous too for ranking idols and always placing Balladeer at last.

YOIMIYA: A pyrotechnic fanatic, owns a small shop selling fireworks and other explosives! Streams on her free time too, her streams usually consist of talking about pyrotechnics or daily vlogs. Sometimes, She actually streams her using and trying out the fireworks. Been friends with Y/N since high school.. super energetic and someone you can always rely on.

AYAKA: Your friend from highschool aswell, very.. very rich. She is part of the Kamisato Family which owns numerous businesses, she works as a Public Relation Specialist but also indulges in swordsmanship, when she's free she would teach you how to hold and use the sword which your not really good at.. not in social media alot, but a very kind person.

KAVEH: Friend you met at a old part time job, seeing him walk in stressed always amused you. He's a student majoring in Architecture in the famous, prestigious Sumeru Academia. You rarely see him due to his busy schedule anymore but when you do it's always a party. He's fun to be around, but 90% of the time is him complaining about his roommate. Which is still fun to hear!

AL HAITHAM: Very smart guy you met through Kaveh, he is kavehs infamous roommate where you have heard many stories about. He is a scholar in the prestigious Sumeru Academia who's studying Theoretical Phylosophy, Seeing him and Kaveh argue is very entertaining to you. You run to him whenever you don't understand a concept since he seems to always understand any topic given to him ..

HU TAO: Your childhood best friend who's also a streamer, she's notorious for her ghost hunting videos which is usually just her illegally trespassing.. she is also the owner of WangSheng funeral parlor and constantly on the look for clients. Which is why in most of her streams at the most random time she'd start promoting her business. Chaotic but very fun to be around, always escapes the police somehow.

ACCIDENTALLY YOURS !

SYNOPSIS: You, a well-known streamer, have always kept your two hobbies separate. By day, you entertain thousands with your snarky commentary, but by night, you secretly write. fanfiction about your favorite idol, Balladeer. It was a guilty pleasure—until a late-night stream led to a slip of the tongue and exposed your secret to the world!

In a single moment of poor judgment and a misclick, which by the way was totally not your fault!.. I think.. clips and memes about you spread like wildfire! It was embarrassing enough for everyone to know about your fanfiction, but it spiraled down even further when they discovered you were writing about the very idol you  constantly claimed was overrated.

Just as you wallowed in self-pity, a notification pings on your phone. A familiar username and a blue checkmark.

Oh.

taglist

@kaeuri @kazumiku @kyouzki @skyoverkill1 @eternallykira-143 @lalalaloveallmydays @simonisferal

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Read Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(15) online free by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(15) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

I understood that. I did. After all, I was a goddess. There could be no life without death. There could be no joy without first understanding sorrow. No enlightenment without suffering. But I didn’t feel evil. I felt good. Okay, good with a really mischievous streak.

“This can’t be right.” I shook my head.

“Look at the evidence,” she said. “Everything you do, even with good intentions, always ends in a mess.”

“Noooo,” I protested.

She folded her pale arms.

“Oh, really? What about the Festival of Lights?” she asked.

“Okay. But how was I supposed to know that the volcano would erupt and kill all those people?” I squabbled.

“And Atlantis?” she said condescendingly.

“Plato completely exaggerated that story! It was a practical joke! Besides, Máax forgave me for sinking his island.”

Other-me stared.

Hell. Maybe she’s right. I thought about Narmer and how I’d inadvertently created an evil new species that dined on people.

“Okay. Fine,” I admitted. “I seem to have a destructive streak, but what do I do?” I asked. Because despite everything, I didn’t want the world to end, and I certainly didn’t want to cause the death of my brothers and sisters.

“Be evil,” she replied.

“Brilliant plan.” I sat in the dirt and covered my face, groaning.

“You do realize you’re na**d and getting mud in your butt crack, right?”

I growled at Other-me. “Who the hell cares?” We were all going to die anyway. Dirty and clean butt cracks alike.

She plunked down next to me. “I care,... Continuous reading: Read Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(15) online free by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff #Romance #BillionaireRomance #New-Adult #Young-Adult #HotBookSeries #fantasy #Vampires #OthersBooks #ScienceFiction #Thriller #Horror #Classics #NewReleases #Mystery/Suspense #HotAuthors #Accidentally...Cimil?(AccidentallyYours#4.5)(15) #28 pages: #Previous #UnfinishedHeroseries #ColoradoMountainseries #Chaosseries #TheSinclairsseries #TheYoungElitesseries #BillionairesandBridesmaidsseries #JustOneDayseries #SinnersonTourseries #Manwhoreseries #ThisManseries #OneNightseries #Fixedseries #AThousandLetters #WastedWords #MyNotSoPerfectLife #Caraval(Caraval#1) #TheSunIsAlsoaStar #Everything,Everything #DevilinSpring(TheRavenels#3) #MarryingWinterborne(TheRavenels#2) #Cold-HeartedRake(TheRavenels#1) #NorseMythology

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Read Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(5) online free by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(5) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

The king’s chest rumbled with a deep chuckle. “You think I do not know who you are, woman? I summoned you. I prayed to the Goddess Bastet to deliver you, a minor goddess, to my bed. You are mine now, and you shall be my queen, the mother to my children.”

“Minor!” I burst out laughing and slapped my knee. “Clearly you’ve been sold a peck of pickled peppers, Peter. First, there’s no such Goddess Bastet. She’s some made-up deity, loosely modeled after my sister Camaxtli. And if you had any clue about me”—I held my finger up to his nose (gorgeous, strong, straight nose)—“you’d know that I am the most powerful deity in existence. You’d also know that mortals and gods don’t mix. We are physically incompatible. Although I’d sure like it if we were, ’cause you look like you’d be some fun. After I spank you and put you in your place, of course. But I digress…” It was time to give him a little taste of my power.

This is gonna hurt! I placed my hand on his chest and willed my gift of pain to channel into his body. The sensation, for a mortal, was akin to being poked with a hot iron.

He looked down at me with his fierce eyes as I stood there… Waiting? What the hell?

I removed my palm, looked at it, and placed it back on his chest. “What did you do, Peter?”

He glanced... Read full: Read Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(5) online free by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff #Romance #BillionaireRomance #New-Adult #Young-Adult #HotBookSeries #fantasy #Vampires #OthersBooks #ScienceFiction #Thriller #Horror #Classics #NewReleases #Mystery/Suspense #HotAuthors #Accidentally...Cimil?(AccidentallyYours#4.5)(5) #28 pages: #Previous #UnfinishedHeroseries #ColoradoMountainseries #Chaosseries #TheSinclairsseries #TheYoungElitesseries #BillionairesandBridesmaidsseries #JustOneDayseries #SinnersonTourseries #Manwhoreseries #ThisManseries #OneNightseries #Fixedseries #AThousandLetters #WastedWords #MyNotSoPerfectLife #Caraval(Caraval#1) #TheSunIsAlsoaStar #Everything,Everything #DevilinSpring(TheRavenels#3) #MarryingWinterborne(TheRavenels#2) #Cold-HeartedRake(TheRavenels#1) #NorseMythology

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Read Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(8) online free by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(8) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

I pushed away and slapped him. Hard.

Rage flickered in his eyes. “What in the gods’ name was that?”

In my name? In my name? I huffed and then poked him. “No! You tell me what that was!”

“That was called a kiss.”

“Well—well, I know that! But where do you get off kissing me like that? All wet and…” Dammit, that was a hot kiss. Is this what I’ve been missing out on?

The pharaoh quirked a brow. “And what?”

I crossed my arms and looked away. Yummy. It was yummy. “Horrible. Worst kiss I’ve ever had. Were you taught by a camel?”

“A camel?” he roared. “I will show you a camel.”

The pharaoh reached for me, but I hopped away. “Oh no, you don’t! I don’t want any of those sloppy humpbacked desert mammal kisses. And you smell like one, too!” He actually smelled delicious, like exotic oils and spices, but the insult felt like a winner, so I went with it.

He chased me around the room. I leaped onto the bed and almost made it to the other side, but his hand snagged my ankle and jerked me back. I lost my footing and fell, flopping onto the bed facedown. He immediately jumped onto my back, pinning my hands above my head, straddling me.

“Let go of me!” I squirmed, but he was much, much larger, and I, powerless without my… um… powers.

“No. Not until you submit.”

“Never!” I screamed.

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Read Sun God Seeks…Surrogate? (Accidentally Yours #3)(11) online free by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Sun God Seeks…Surrogate? (Accidentally Yours #3)(11) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

He ordered from the bartender who apparently knew him well because he scrambled to bring us our order ahead of everyone else.

“So,” he said, his face a brick wall of seriousness, “what brought you here?”

Wow. It was such a complex question to answer straight out of the gate. My mother’s life? A nagging little voice that told me I had to see him again? My awe-inspiring ability to ignore the weirdness of the situation? Take your pick. But something told me we weren’t yet ready for a deep dive into Honesty Land.

I gave him my brightest smile. “They make the best dirty martinis in town. And you?”

I still couldn’t understand why a man of his caliber needed a surrogate. Unless…unless he was the kind of man who was afraid of commitment.

Then why have a child? Isn’t that the biggest commitment there is?

I mentally gasped. Oh no! He’s g*y! Dammit. No!

It all started to make sense. He was beyond gorgeous. He was also well dressed and wealthy.

Yep. Totally g*y. The best ones always are, Pen.

Gravity gripped hard and pulled me crashing toward Earth while my secret little fantasy of making him all mine deflated with a whiz.

He gave a little chuckle. “Why am I here? I am staying here, of course.” He raised his wineglass toward me and then took a sip.

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Accidentally...Cimil? (Accidentally Yours #4.5)(12) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“Whatever it is, do it!” I screamed between puffing breaths into Narmer’s bloody mouth.

Mitnal sank to his knees. He reached his arms high in the sky and began reciting a prayer to the Universe, a prayer to summon the dark energy. Like a godsdamned evil magnet, evil light collected around him and began to swirl around us, kicking up dust and leaves.

Great, f**king great. The crazy priest is going to save him with evil dirt!

“I call to the gods, to the divine Creator of all life,” Mitnal chanted, whipping his arms around, spinning the dark energy into tight circles.

Damn. What is he doing?

Mitnal looked at me. “Rise to your knees, goddess!” he screamed.

I did as he asked, covering my ears. The noise was deafening.

“You have vowed to give your heart to this man, yes?” Mitnal asked.

“Yes! Yes.” I had such a bad feeling about this.

“Then in the name of the divine Creator.” He reached out with his long, blackened fingernails and plunged his hand into my chest, pulling from it my beating heart. I looked at the human organ, unable to react or speak. Mitnal held the heart in the air, and the dark energy whooshed inside it, disappearing. “With this divine spark of life, the blood of the pharaoh shall live forever.”

He plunged my heart into Narmer’s chest, and the sky burst with lavender. I felt my light flicker.

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Sun God Seeks…Surrogate? (Accidentally Yours #3)(14) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

I had the distinct feeling my entire body was about to shatter into a million pieces. “The one she said you wanted to have with…me?” I gulped.

His eyes moved to the black stone pendant around my neck. “Son of a bitch! I’ll bloody kill her!”

“Wait!” I screamed. “Where are you going?”

“To wring Cimil’s neck!”

Holy shit. Had this dream just turned into my worst nightmare? “Are you telling me you didn’t know anything about this? Or the one million dollars?”

Shirtless, he swiveled to face me. An intense heat exuded from his direction. Was it my imagination?

“One. Million. Dollars?” he growled.

“Yes! How can you not know about this? I get five hundred thousand for showing up. The other if we actually have a baby.” I slapped my hands over my mouth. “Oh God. That came out all wrong.”

“She paid you to sleep with me?” His roar rattled the windows.

I adjusted the towel, making it tighter around my body. “First of all, you and I aren’t sure we actually did the deed, but it wasn’t like that.” I reached for him, but he pushed my hand away. “Hey!”

He took two steps toward me and leaned down, putting us nose to nose. “Then, like what?” he snarled.

Was this really happening? And where did he get off snarling at me? At me!

“I agreed to hear you out, but not sleep with you. Christ!” I snarled back.

“You set me up! Admit it!”

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Sun God Seeks…Surrogate? (Accidentally Yours #3)(7) Author: Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“It’s one of these trust fund charities. Sorry I didn’t say anything last night when I found out, but you were asleep. Didn’t want to wake you.”

She hugged me with as much energy as her weak body could muster. “I love you, Penelope. You truly are an angel.” She pulled away. “I almost forgot! It’s your birthday. Now we have two things to celebrate.”

Ugh. I hated celebrating my birthday. It was one of my many quirks. Something about getting older made me feel…old. And now that I had to see Cimil again, I felt even less like celebrating.

She left the room and returned with a small box. “I hope you like it.”

“Oh my God, how did you find the energy to buy me something?” Sometimes it truly is the thought that counts.

I unwrapped the shiny red paper covering the box. Inside was a small silver ring with tiny black cabochons.

“Do you like it? I got it from an antique shop. The woman said it would bring you good luck.”

It was lovely. “I’ll wear it forever.”

CHAPTER 4

At a quarter to nine that same morning, I found myself pacing the sidewalk across from Cimil’s house with giant spoon in hand, ready to chow down on a heaping helping of crow. My mother’s health was well worth a few kicks to the ego, but I still needed to go in with a game plan.

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