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elodieunderglass · 6 days ago

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Just for the sake of scientific curiosity- is O Holey Thunder a horrible thing with legs?

(In reference to Killie the Jockey OC and his ghastly racehorse frenemy, O Holy Thunder)

Yes! That’s very observant of you! It isn’t immediately obvious, because Thunder is overtly just a horse. But his ghastliness transcends his mortal form, and on the secret plane upon which horsegirls and horses connect psychically, he’s an eldritch horror, sending messages of violence and hatred that corrupt you. Unholy Thunder.

Quick, fantasy AU where most things are exactly the same, but Thunder is a dragon, but it’s exactly the same

“Fuck me about here and you’ll be MINCED for BURGER in FRANCE”

#Killie #Killie and oholythunder #thinking back to my friend who went to Montréal specifically to buy ground cheval #which she cooked and ate in front of her dressage prospect during a fight they were having #to relieve her feelings. it did nothing.#Killie doesn’t eat mammal meat unless it has clear identifiable anatomical features anyway but you can imagine #how he felt about the Tesco UK horse meat lasagne scandal #accidentally eating racehorse would be a personal nightmare for him lol #still a valid equestrian threat #I think something like half of all racehorses in the UK get minced? get minced idiots #wonder how you’d manage with racedragons #fwaaaagh just looked it up and the horse meat scandal was initially discovered in 2012 in Ireland. KILLIE BABY. YOU WERE AT GROUND ZERO.#he’s got a strict anti-unidentifiable-meat policy now for sure

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