#accidental vampire lol 🦇

[writeshite]

The coughing fit that had brought you back to life had been brutal, your voice still hoarse two weeks after; the world was different; it was brighter and louder, and you could smell the coconut buns at the small cafe down the street, hear the retching of the Vought scientists forced to clean the massacre you'd left in your wake.

"I'm sorry." You'd said, tears in your eyes; starvation had hit you first, then ferity; the taste of blood had never crossed your mind before, much less flesh, but the scientists had been more than palatable.

"It doesn't matter," John had countered; happy doesn't fit how he'd been—felicitous, overjoyed, thrilled—any one of those words would perhaps be better.

The blood had long been cleaned away, and the bath water had grown cold, however long ago, but John had yet to release you from his iron grip. He wasn't one to let go easily; not even death could steal you away from the Homelander.

[the-monsterverse]

biteybat 🔁

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trying out my new transformation powers, wish me luck! gonna try turn into a bat and fly out of the window :)

🧛‍♀️ biteybat

hopital

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Hi there. I noticed you said you're trying out your new powers. Vamps get their powers pretty young, so I'm assuming you're not an actual vampire. You just got turned. I'm so sorry for whoever did this horrendous act to you. You deserve better.

🧛‍♀️ biteybat

no i asked him to do it lol. i was literally about to die, i wanted to be able to spend more time with him. it was completely consensual

🦇 killallwerecreatures

Hun, there's no such thing as 'consensual' turning. You were brainwashed, get help ♥️

🧛‍♀️ biteybat

genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you, Tomblr user "killallwerecreatures"? what's wrong with the weres, huh?

🧛‍♀️ biteybat

THEY BLOCKED ME LMAO

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i like,,,,meat,,,tasty,,,,yumyum

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🌑 goodboi-awoo 🔁

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HELP HELP HELP I JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHED SOME SILVER WHAT DO I DO HELP

🌑 goodboi-awoo Follow

maybe see a professional instead of asking tomblr????

🦇 killallwerecreatures Follow

stfu you dumb mutts nobody likes you, you shouldn't be allowed on tumblr vampires are better we don't attack people for no reason. your all so ugly and aggressive as well and you all stink

🌑 goodboi-awoo

that has nothing to do with what OP asked

what the fuck is wrong with you

it's "you're" not "your"

🌑 goodboi-awoo

oh so they just block people who aren't fucking werephobic okay

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[lokisbiiiitch1993]

My Vampire Loki thoughts

Here are my thoughts because I have soo many different ideas

Maybe I will write more Vampire Loki Headcanons in the future

I thought long and hard about it and struggled because I couldn't decide so I will write down everything that pops up into my head

So my first Question was how he became a Vampire ?🦇🧛🏻‍♂️🧛🏻

I thought maybe a Spell gone wrong

Human Loki got turned by his Vampire Lover

He accidentally drank Vampire Blood - it's probably Thor's fault lol

Human Loki got attacked and bitten by a Vampire - died and woke up the next day as thirsty Bloodsucker 🧛🏻

My other thoughts:

Can he be Outside at Daylight or will he burn in the Sun 🔥 - maybe he can use some Magic - I don't want him to Sparkle like Edward lol

Or would it be better if Loki would go only at Nighttime out - mysterious - you meet him randomly somewhere and always see each other only at Night - you get suspicious

How long could he keep that as Secret from his Lover - would you be scared of him - that could be great Angst potential

I think it would be better if he can turn others by biting them to death or by dying with his Blood in your Body - not by just one bite - just because of my Smutty thoughts

I read something interesting about Vampires drinking Human blood - releasing a Aphrodisiac and instead of pain the Human will feel please - I like that

After he drank your Blood the first time -sank his teeth into you - and experienced those Euphoric Feeling - you made him Promise to only drink your Blood and no one else 🩸

What if you don't want to be a Vampire and don't want to life for all eternity - you grow old on his Side and die in his Arms 🥹 - after losing the Love of his Life he staked himself

I think Vampire Loki would wear cool and elegant Outfits - Costumes - Capes - Suites-Vest - Coats

Masterlist

[dorylinae-supremacy]

🐜 Masterlist 🐜

Last updated: 17/11/2024

Update: Edits won't save if I hyperlink, currently working on a solution for this. I’ve hit the 100 link limit lol

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You Are Love Itself ✅♾️🌕💔🩹🦇🐦🦊🐷

See That You're Mine ✅♾️🌕💖🦇

Superstition ✅🌕💔🩹💖🐷🦇

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Full Of Imperfections

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Wither Nail Polish

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Brighter Than Gold ✅♾️🌕🐦🦇

Our Devotions Deepest Ocean ✅🌕💖🐦🦊🦝🐷

Everybody Lied to You ✅🌕🩹🐦🦊

My baby, my baby ❎♾️🌕💖🐦🦊

Devour Every Hour ❎🌕👻🐦🐷

Baby's First Claw Clipping ✅♾️🌕💖🐦🦇🐷🦊

Demigod Kids ✅🌕💖🐦🐷🦊

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Unnamed Evil Wizard AU

Into The Depths AU

Our Devotions Deepest Ocean

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Harbingers AU 🖼️

Feralblade AU

Skrunkle Vamp AU

Accidental Vampire Foster AU

Vampire Hunter AU

Invisible Villain AU

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Necromancer AU

Fallen Angel AU

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Four Seasons Phil punishments ramble

Technoblade Centric

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More Than Perfect ✅♾️🌕💖🐷🐦🦇

I Let Myself Go ✅🌕💖🐷🦊🦝🐦

Ask For Nothing ❎🌕💖💔🩹🐷🐦🦇

Of Life and Chance and Death ✅♾️🌕💔🩹🐷🐦🦊

Swallowing Your Doubt ✅♾️🌕💖🐷🦊

I Don't Feel Right ✅🌕🩹💖🐷🐦

Don''t Leave Me Here Alone ✅♾️🌕💔🐷🐦

The Green Striped Hat ✅🌕👻💔🩹🐷🐦

Potion Lessons ✅🌕♾️💖🐷🐦

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Henchman AU (Of Life and Chance and Death)

Feralblade AU

The Green Striped Hat

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Tusk bruises

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I Love You Like The Ashes In My Cigarette Box ✅♾️🌕🦊🐷🐦

I Loved You Like The Sun ✅♾️🌕🩹🦊🐷🐦🦝

A Pretty Winter Night ✅♾️🌕💔🦊🐦

Stealing Glory From Afar ✅🌕💔🦊🐷🐦

Hadal Zone ✅🌕💔🩹🦊🐦

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Magic Mitosis AU

Unwilling Immortal AU

Unnamed Angst Snippet

Single Dad Angst

Zombie Dadza

Midas Touched AU

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Climbur

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Your Hand In Mine ✅♾️🌕💔🦝🐦🦊

Eyes Shut Tight ✅🌕👻💔🩹🦝🐷🦊🐦

Living All Alone ✅🌕🩹🦝🐷🐦

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Post Exile Dark Bedrock Bros

Phillip Crafts Orphanage for Troubled Children

Nothing Could Go Wrong Snippet

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TBA

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Fundy Visit

Skrunkle DSBI Sandduo Royalty AU

Mafia Mer AU

Naga AU

Home Safety Hotline AU Poll (closed!)

DELG Pizza brainrot

Demon Twinsduo ramble

Octo Mer Au

Backyard Full of Bones Plot Ramblings

Secret Zombie

Royal Hunt

Fae Brainrot Megapost

Piglin Lore Rambles

Miscommunication kidnapping

Objective Fae AU

Vague Four Seasons Plans

Dinotaur AU

Misc naga AU's

Fae brainrot 2 electric boogaloo (fae face stealing)

Soulmate bodyswap AU

Villain twinsduo + Kristin

Murderous Heirs AU

[southernbluebellereader]

Lmao price just smacking you on the head with the book he's reading and being like oh, it's you. Sorry lovie.

Ghost knows he's yr stress toy, you nip at him in varied places all the time and nibble on his finger especially when you're zoned out watching something. Curled up to his side on the couch while holding his wrist. An unusual sense of calm for Simon.

I almost accidentally bit my partner's finger off bc I was gnawing on the soft part of his joints. Oops. -🦇

Lol yes

Omg listen what if you got that canines that are a little pointy, but not like in a vampire way?

Price thinks it’s cute as hell, but it takes him a while for him to get used to you giving his arm a little nibble. For some reason he always needs a pen or pencil, so if he asks you for one, it has bite marks one it and he’s like, “Are you a fucking cat?” But he just rolls with it. You’re his devil cat now, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. His attempts to make you bite other things fails, he has given up, you keep biting his arms and shoulders. Neck is off limits.

Ghost is weird because he thinks you biting him feels good. You stared unusually long at his neck and you just have a look when you wanna bite something. “You’re not biting my neck.”

After some slight bickering, he finally lets you bite his neck and he… loves it. Like please bite his neck. Not hickey, but like playfully *bite*. It’s a totally different sensation and he lowkey gets feral.

LMAO YOUR PARTNER

[egg-emperor]

I know it's not really Halloween (But every day of the year is Halloween for me lol), but is there a specific way vampire egg shows his affection to an s/o?

Hell yeah, it doesn't have to be October, Vampire Egg is made to be enjoyed and discussed all year around! This is fun because he has some different behaviors and ways of showing affection than other counterparts, mostly due to his vastly different lifestyle and vampire traits coming into play. 🥚🦇💜 I've done a lot of daydreaming about wandering into a mansion or castle and meeting him, so I have a few favorite ideas that are exclusive to the vampire boy 🥰

In the rare occasion that he forms a bond with someone instead of them becoming his prey, he can get pretty attached because he realizes, while he enjoys having all these spooky areas to himself (well they're haunted with pesky ghosts and creatures but none can talk), he enjoys their company, affection, and physical contact. It's exciting to experience these things that people from the outside world do. He loves to keep as close to them as possible, snuggling up, holding hands, and giving kisses. He tells them to bring it in to cuddle often, wrapping his arms around and holding them against his soft tummy, cloak wrapped around them both. His body is cooler and lacks much natural heat but he can warm up in higher temperatures and through contact and his cloak keeps in the warmth they create together and makes it cozy despite the chill of the spooky places they hang out at, so hugs are never turned down.

He likes to nuzzle against them a lot, it's something he first did while he was in his cute chubby little bat form while being petted and was showing that he really likes it. And he hasn't been able to stop since, it's an uncontrollable urge that comes over him when he's feeling affectionate that he always acts on. He still gets it while he's in his regular form so he does the same then too, only that will also extend to rubbing noses when he's bigger and easier to get into face level again. When he nuzzles into the neck, it can be easily mistaken for him going in for a bite but he doesn't always, though they do have to look out because it can be very tempting for him and sometimes he will 'accidentally' do it. XD

He does actually try to playfully bite and nibble in various places too. It's not always enough to draw blood and it's not malicious, it shows he loves them and their blood if they've ever let him feed in a non-fatal amount. He just gets tempted and nippy and it can't help it as another urge but he at least has restraint to not take a full fang-sinking bite each time. It's actually a good sign they're safe with him and he really likes them. They have to look out in his regular form with his larger fangs but as a bat, his cute tiny fangs can't do damage with a little nibble. He can get a bit cheeky and nippy while being petted and finds it very funny. He tries to give little kisses to the hands to be nice after but it's difficult with his fangs and bat nose in the way, it's easier back in his regular form!

He likes to sit on shoulders and in palms of hands when he's in bat form but he'll return the favor by carrying them around places in his arms or on his shoulders while in his regular form. He'll carry them like this as they wander around and he gives a tour and shows them all the cool things he discovered about these spooky abandoned locations in his many years of random exploration, as there's a lot of walking and climbing stairs to be done. Even though he knows the places well and knows they're safe, another way he shows affection is by making sure they really feel safe and is protective as he holds them close, just in case some ghosts or creatures decide to try to pull pranks and give them a fright.

There were once hidden treasures in the haunted areas he resides in, he's discovered them over the years and has quite a collection. While he likes them and thinks they're pretty, he just uncovers them for something to do and he isn't really protective or attached to them or anything, aside from when ghosts try to steal from his stash. It remind him of his partner, who he's a lot more attached to and protective of, so he likes to present some of the little boxes full of jewelry, gems, and gold and such that he's found as gifts to them, as there isn't much else he can gift but it's great, some of it is very rare, expensive, and unique. It's a sweet thought and something to remind them of him whenever they're apart.

He's found lots of old books in haunted mansions and castles and has read them for something to do because it's interesting to read about the outside world. It inspired him to learn to write, he's very good at it and will write sweet letters or even poetry about things he finds beautiful and fascinating about them and their bond. He has pretty and rather neat handwriting from lots of practice, despite his large hands having to write with too small pens he found. He'll read it aloud if asked but he's a bit shy because he thinks it will sound silly with his lisp due to his fangs but it's very cute and clear that he's put a lot of thoughts into his words and is truly enamored. And when he's complimented and given kisses and hugs for it after, he feels very special and loved too! 💜