#academics r always giggling and kicking their feet at my turn of phrase. so hopefully that will save me

[thejugheadparadox]

will the course essay im writing be like good and have arguments that actually hold up under scrutiny? well no. but will it be noticeably eccentric and sort of written like an idiosyncratic poem and seduce whatever academic marks it just a teeny tiny bit with its deceptively readable style? i think so anyway!