#ac cranston

[luxraydyne]

Arkaig HHP Log #233 - Cranston's Nice Rice Paradise

[animalcrossingshowdown]

This is round 2 of determining the least popular villager. The one with the least votes will move on.

[the-rippedtide-record]

More Happy Homes! Part 8!

[almightynewt]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE REALEST OUT THERE.

CRANSTON YOU A KING

[redcraneacnh]

[daringdoombringer]

hi yes I’m sick so here are all the AroAce/aspec headcanons I can think of so far. you are not immune to Aspec propaganda 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

Freeze Blade (Arospec Demiboy || Skylanders Swap Force)

High Volt (AroAce TransMasc || Skylanders Superchargers)

Doom Stone (Apothiaroace || Skylanders Swap Force

Luminous (Gay Arospec || Skylanders Trap Team)

Fright Rider (Cupioromantic Enby || Skylanders Giants)

Wild Storm (AroAce Agender || Skylanders Imaginators)

Enigma (AroAce || Skylanders Trap Team)

Tommy Oliver (Demiaroace || MMPR)

Billy Cranston (AroAce || MMPR)

Mia Wantatabe (Cupioromantic Ace || Power Rangers Samurai)

Bishop Kallamar (AroAce Genderqueer || Cult Of The Lamb)

[azurezfiction]

Power Rangers ship list

Because everyone seems to be doing it; here is my ship list!

Everything under the read more because it's a ton:

MMPRS1-Turbo 1: Tommy x Kimberly Zack x Trini Billy x Trini Jason x Tommy Billy x Skull (because of augment-techs) Stone Canyon Trio Rocky x Adam Aisha x Shawna Bulk x Connie David Truehart x Trey Tanya x Kat Tanya x Adam Tanya x Zack Aisha x Zack Turbo II - Lost Galaxy: Ashley x Cassie Andros x Ashley Zhane x Andros Zhane x Astronema/Karone Karone x Maya Mike Corbett x Carlos Vallerte Kai x Damon Leo x Andros TJ x Damon Lightspeed Rescue - Wild Force Joel x Miss Fairweather Kelsey Winslow x Nancy Thompson Carter x Ryan Dana x Taylor Taylor x Alyssa Merrick x Cole Eric x Wes Wes x Jen x Eric Katie x Trip Eric x Trip Danny x Max

Ninja Storm - SPD Dustin x Hunter Tori x Blake Blake x Trent Tori x Kira Dustin x Conner x Hunter Ethan x Cassidy

Mystic Force - RPM Nick x Xander Chip x Vida Udonna x Leanbow Leelee x Phineas Claire x Xander RJ x Casey Lilly x Theo Jarrod x Camilla Casey x Jarrod (x RJ) Ziggy x Dillion Flynn x Gemma

Samurai - Dino Charge Antonio x Jayden Lauren x Mia Troy x Jordan Noah x Orion Gia x Emma One-sided Jake x Noah (Jake crushing on Noah). Tyler x Shelby Tyler x Ivan Ivan x Tyler x Matt Koda x Phillip

Ninja Steel - Cosmic Fury Brody x Preston Calvin x Preston Calvin x Men. Sarah x Hayley Devon x Blaze Ravi x Roxy Ollie x Javi Amelia x Javi Izzy x Fern Zayto x Aiyon Zayto x Javi

Comics: Ace x Gent* Trek x Ace* Violet x Zack Ellarien x Remi Nikolai x Daniel Grace x Jamie x Terona Grace x Terona Matt Cook x Billy Cranston Crossover ships: Andrew Hartford x Mr Kelman (1995 Movie) x Dane Romero Fred Kelman x Justin Stewart Cam x Kimberly Conner McKnight x muscular guys Merrick x RJ Chad x Danny Chad x Aurico Delphine x Hayley Ziktor

*I have so many headcanons about these two ships and how it connects to canon, I'm really hoping to get it out soon!

[tonyhentai]

"cranston st" by nassafa (clean edit)

scene a: in the car, waiting for nia and her new c_ke dealer to show up.

aniah said: yusuf. should you have the music that loud? i said: we have to play the f__kin part don’t we? we’re in the goddamned parking lot at the dollar tree on cranston st waiting to pick up a bag of c_caine! if i can’t play codeine crazy screwed and chopped here then really. where can i? she said: god. where are they? it’s so frickin hot! i said: it’s like an oven in here. ugh. f__k. i’m not even gonna lie. i have swamp ass in a major way. she said: how long has your ac not worked? i said: um. i think. about three years? she said: god yusuf. why don’t you fix it? i’m dying in here. i said: i never have the time aniah! plus in general. as a rule. i don’t mind the breeze during the summer. driving with the windows down. she said: but what about times like now? i said: well i’m not usually sitting in a dollar tree parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for some little whooir and her new dealer to meet us for a small scale hand to hand. she said: well ac is always. i don’t know. for me it’s a non-negotiable. like i need it. even in the winter sometimes. i just need to cool down. i said: yeah well you’re a woman. you have like hot flashes and s__t. i’m a man. i can deal with a little swamp ass from time to time. i shouldn’t have took that last shot of mezcal. i feel like i’m gonna puke. now that i think of it. i actually do kind of need a line of c_caine right now. aniah said: are we actually snorting the c_ke? i said: aniah. i’m gonna say this just one more time. one last time. remember. we are undercover. so please don’t give me any of that prude s__t today. f__k that. oh you don’t like snorting c_caine? you’re scared of fentanyl? boo f__king hoo. we’re gonna snort the f__k out of this bag. get the name of this little mooly and work our way up the ladder. this is the s__t they don’t teach you. she said: at the academy. blah blah blah. i knowwww yusuf. god you’re annoying sometimes. i said: okay. get me a f__kin twenty. roll that s__t up for me. f__kin moolies. never on time. she said: okay. here he is. i think this is them. yeah that’s definitely her. i said: niaaaaaa! great to see you. how’ve you been? yeah. he have the. okay. great. yeah get in. nia said: yassss bitches! ugh. i’m readyyyyyyyyy. aniah said: i can’t wait to snort some lines of c_caine! i said: shut up aniah. god. nia said: haha! no i loooove her! i said: yeah. she’s something.

scene b: on the way to the next bar (undercover).

i said: you f__kin mooly!!! your mother’s a wellworn c_ntrag!! you f__king s__tstain!!! you herpes infested slut ahh!! aniah said: yusuf he had his blinker on. i said: yeah. so? a mere blinker doesn’t just. you know. give a person carte blanche to just like. scoot in front of me like that. it’s just aggravating aniah. the way people drive over here. i should really. aniah said: what? pull him over? haha! nia: imagine that? yusuf being a cop! aniah said: haha! nia said: hey do you either of you. i said: i have a twenty. i actually just had it. let me just see here. aniah said: yusuf! not while you’re driving. nia said: a twenty?! usually i use ones! i’m so basic! i said: ah. here! yeah i knew i had one. yeah um. don’t make mine too fat. at least not to begin with. i wanna ease into this. nia said: i swear i’m a broke ass bitch haha! aniah said: isn’t it tough. pouring those out. wow you do it so neatly. nia. while we’re driving? nia said: girl! i’m a pro! kind of. hahaha!

scene c: parked outside the upscale brown university adjacent outdoor bar patio snorting lines of c_caine.

aniah said: oh crap. that’s like a family of four? parking in front of us right now? i said: eh. f__k it. i’m ready for another one. ohhh yeah!!! nia that’s actually half-decent nose candy! nia: oh my god yusuf! you’re so funny! i said: here. your turn. nia said: is that a port-o-potti? i said: over on the grass? aniah said: oh yeah. they put them there because some brewery has a weekly pop-up. nia: think it would be gross if i pop a squat in one? unless we’re going in right now? aniah said: no that’s fine. nia said: it’s just. honestly? i’m sweating my pussy lips off in here. ugh. i’m so gross! yusuf. you don’t have ac in here? i said: no usually i do! it just went last week. i’m actually. uh. i have an appointment like early next week to get it fixed. nia said: ugh that sucks! anyway. yeah maybe wait for me so i can do one more before we go in. aniah said: oh sure thing. (nia left the car to go pee in a port-o-potti.) i said: ugh. what a ratchet little whore. using a port-o-potti. as a female? aniah said: oh. so now you’re ac just went? is she a ratchet little whore? because you sure seem to. i said: what do you mean? aniah said: when i asked about your ac you told you didn’t care about ac. but when niaaaa asks. oh. now you have an appointment. because it quote-unquote just went. interesting. i said: aniah. i’m undercover right now. what do you think? i’m seriously trying to plow her? c’mon! aniah said: sure. of course. whatever you say yusuf. you’re funny you know that. i said: i’m gonna do one more before she gets back. aniah said: yusuf! you can’t be doing all the c_caine. we have to be careful! i said: well you aren’t doing any! and if she does the whole bag. which she will if we don’t get a couple decent snorts in. if she does the whole damn bag she’ll probably have a seizure. and our resource will be kaput! she’s like 90 pounds! aniah said: oh is that how you like them yusuf? that’s what you’re into? 90 pound resources? god. men are pigs.

scene d: standing at the outdoor patio bar on the main drag of downtown providence.

i said: yeah these are on me. nia is the vodka? that’s you. right of course. of course aniah gets the fruit punch. aniah said: no. it has rum in it. it’s just mixed with. nia: god i could go for a cig. i said: f__kin tell me about it. you didn’t bring any? nia: i smoked the last one in my pack before i got off work to meet you guys! i said: ugh! we can pick up a pack before we go to the next spot. aniah said: the next spot? i said: yeah. josh’s band is playing at that techno spot on manton. next to the makeshift spanish church that’s next to that like insurance agency? nia said: yeah. my boy from earlier said he’s gonna meet us! i said: oh nice. nice! excellent. yeah. he seemed like a good guy. nia: i’m not blowing him yusuf! god. he’s just my dealer. but he’s a good kid too. i said: man. cigarettes. f__k. honestly i’d rather smoke a. i’ve come to the conclusion that smoking is actually better for you than the average american diet? like i’d prefer to smoke a f__kin cigarette than eat the majority of food served at a median restaurant. just purely a from a health perspective. nia said: it’s crazy! all the diseases people have now? like our parents’ generation. they never had these diseases we have now. i said: yet they were smoking and drinking their nuts off! well. i mean you know what it stems from really. but you can’t f__kin say it. aniah said: yusuf. we’re in public. please don’t go rfk on us. nia said: but it is. it’s just crazyyyyy. these diseases. i said: no not that at all. i’m just saying. it is. it’s like moderately interesting. makes me wanna rip a butt that’s all.

scene e: at the techno dive bar waiting for the metal show to start.

aniah whispered: yusuf. you’re grinding your teeth. stop it. nia said: haha! i said: oh f__k. i don’t. think i can stop? nia whispered: here. take this piece of gum and chew it. i said: thanks nia. i appreciate that. nia said: no one will know the difference. you’re just chewing gum now. (through the doors a well-dressed man scurried over to the three of us as we were standing right outside the bar at one of the small stand-up tables on the outdoor patio.) the man said: excuse me. are you yusuf. i said: um. he said: you have to understand something right now. i mean. you don’t have to. but i’d greatly appreciate it if you did. i said: okay. yeah. i’m yusuf. what do you need my guy? he said: i’m from. i’m from an alternate. i don’t know how to best phrase it. nia said: are you okay? aniah said: yeah. are you in trouble sir?

he said: i’m from an alternate reality. maybe that’s the best way to express it. even though it sounds insane. i realize that. but i’m not from here. there are subtle differences between this world and the world i’m from. there was a wormhole at some point. i’ve recently realized this. slowly but surely i’ve realized this. things that. sure. at first i thought i was just misremembering things. that i was unable to distinguish between dream states and reality. but no. this is as true as anything. to me at least. i said: s__t man. to be honest with you i’ve just snorted a ton of c_caine and drank like 10 mezcals. so i. aniah said: yusuf! nia said: hahaha! the man said: it will be the most subtle things. like where i’m from? this bar was open three years ago. this exact bar. but it closed in 2019. right before the pandemic. i said: was there something here before? the pandemic? maybe it was. the man said: and the iphone wasn’t invented until 2011. nia whispered: is he like a crackhead? i said: no. let’s hear him out. he actually seems. quite lucid to me. the man said: i can understand why you might feel that way nia. aniah said: wait. was the iphone invented before 2011?

the man said: but i promise you that what i’m saying is true. there are many realities. and for better or worse it’s somehow possible to travel between them. the problem is. i don’t know how to get back! i don’t know how. i have the same family. the same wife. but they’re not. the same. it’s actually horrendous! it’s the worst thing in the world! i’d actually. i’d much prefer just to be in a completely different reality! these miniscule. these nearly imperceptible changes! god! my family. my mother and father! they’re. not the same people! i said: okay okay. just relax man. i believe you. i get it. but i don’t want you to. he said: no. you’re right. i should. i should probably go. nia said: you used to come here though? before the pandemic? i said: yes. i did. i’m actually somewhat of. well you wouldn’t think it looking at me. but i’m a big fan of noise music. so places like this are right up my alley. they’re few and far between these days. i said: did you ever see us here? in your initial reality?

he said: i didn’t even realize it yusuf. i had no idea i was even in an augmented reality for the longest time. i understand this sounds crazy. and i don’t expect you. really any of you. to believe me. of course i recalled vegetarianism being more prominent. but i don’t know. foolishly i attributed it to a cultural shift i was just unaware of. like all of us. at times it feels like life is just passing us by in the hustle and bustle of it all. certain shifts are always bound to come out of nowhere. no. while i noticed certain shifts it wasn’t until a particular time and place. quite recently. that i came to this conclusion. that memories gushed back into my brain. i said: okay. we’re listening. go on.

he said: i was at the international airport of baltimore. i was standing there at the gate. with my wife and sister-in-law. we got off the plane in a hurry. we thought we were in danger of missing the connecting flight. only to realize once at the gate that we had more time than anticipated. we sat down to grab a drink at a japanese pop-up restaurant across from our gate. we all ordered a drink. they were pricey even for airport drinks. i recall that. i recall the person behind the bar telling us to grab what we wanted. there was a refrigerator filled with alcoholic beverages. we all grabbed our beverage of choice. i recall the tab prompting me to leave a tip. despite the fact we all grabbed our own drinks. yet no sooner had we sat down. we heard an announcement that our flight was now moved to a new gate. another gate! across the entire airport. so now we shuffled across the airport with great rapidity yusuf! we got to the new gate. again we’d miscalculated the severity of the situation. we had plenty of time! once at the gate we realized we’d have quite a bit of time before boarding. there was a restaurant called zona cocina. now it was right next to our gate. i tossed the idea of getting another drink out there to my wife. she seemed to be on board with the idea. but on second thought i didn’t want to have a second drink before a connector flight. that was too much! my wife agreed with my change in perspective. so we sat across from the gate and waited. the gate was filled to the brim already. we sat across from the gate. out of nowhere it seemed. i saw a light-skinned possibly hispanic man with a jet black beard wearing a baseball hat. there was nothing of particular note about him. he was at the gate. right outside of zona cocina. and then he walked away matter-of-fact. quickly disappearing into the sea of other arrivals and departures of the baltimore airport. standing across from the gate i realized i knew this man from somewhere. yusuf this was definitive. i knew this man. from somewhere. i went to the bathroom. i couldn’t place the man. i felt like i knew him from my past. i knew that i knew him from past. i could no longer distinguish my in-person past from like. i watched a tv show in the past … past. the name larry nance junior came to me. ah. maybe he just looked like a basketball player. maybe that was it. that had to be it. that’s what i told myself vis-a-vis this doppelganger. then on the plane. while i was watching an older woman flagrantly abuse the no-internet policy on both her phone and laptop prior to reaching 10,000 feet. while watching her switch between screens indiscriminately. i realized this man didn’t look like larry nance junior. that while there was a passing resemblance it wasn’t what was conjuring my memories. so to speak. not larry nance junior. or any other basketball player. that i actually in fact knew this person. yet that this person as far as i could tell. scouring my memories. that he didn’t exist. to this day i recall the man. and i can’t recall who he was from my past. it’s as if some minor acquaintance of mine was manually erased from my own memory banks. that was the day it dawned on me.

nia said: wow. that’s like. super trippy dude. he said: you guys probably think i’m crazy. but sadly. this is actually true. you have a white speckle in your. aniah whispered: yusuf. wipe your nose. i said: damn man. how’d you see. impressive. interesting. hmm. the man said: but really. actually. i really should be going. i said: i have to pee. nia said: should we? aniah said: i’m down. (the three of us went to the bathroom to snort more c_caine.) aniah said: that was like. really weird? i said: is your boy still um. showing up? nia said: you can just whip it out if you want? just go pee if you have to? might as well. aniah said: oh he’d love that!

[disney-film-tourney]

Welcome mayors!

I haven't seen a competition for AC, so here you go. This is going to start with preliminary rounds of 6 characters each. These will include both villagers and special characters, like Tom Nook or Isabelle. I'll be including old characters who weren't in New Horizons, like Joan and Tortimer.

In the prelims, the top two from each poll will move on to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged, but please no death threats or anything super violent. This is supposed to be fun.

I'm in the process of organizing the opening polls and gathering photos, but I don't mind starting this in a few days. Please reblog so we can have a better turn out.

Thanks!

Winners:

3/6/23 - Prelims Round 1:

- Big sister: Muffy (51.5%), Ursala (16.5%)

- Cranky: Dobie (53.8%), Avery (18.8%)

- Jock: Roald (32.6%), Genji (27.4%)

- Lazy: Bob (42.1%), Sherb (27.4%)

- Normal: Gladys (25.6%), Margie (24.4%)

- Peppy: Flora (33.9%), Carmen (19.1%)

- Smug: Julian (35%), Pietro (26.5%)

- Snooty: Diana (56.3%), Opal (12.6%)

- Special: Rover (33.1%), Niko (20%)

3/7/23 - Prelims Round 2:

- Big sister: Phoebe (37%), Agnes (31.5%)

- Cranky: Walt (39.6%), Hopper (25%)

- Jock: Dom (50%), Ribbot (24.1%)

- Lazy: Stitches (46.4%), Felyne (16.1%)

- Normal: Coco (42.9%), Lily (23.2%)

- Peppy: Sprinkle (62.3%), Anabelle (11.3%)

- Smug: Zell (47.5%), Colton (16.4%)

- Snooty: Judy (38.7%), Olivia (27.4%)

- Special: Blanca (40.9%), Wardell (19.3%)

3/8/23 - Prelims Round 3:

- Big sister: Cherry (43.9%), Deirdre (15.9%)

- Cranky: Bruce (50%), Cyd (23.7%)

- Jock: Tank (34.2%), Kevin (32.9%)

- Lazy: Zucker (41.7%), Hornsby (19.4%)

- Normal: Merengue (42.7%), Molly (29.2%)

- Peppy: Rosie (34.7%), Chai (18.7%)

- Smug: Kidd (38.7%), Leopold (14.7%)

- Snooty: Mint (44%), Baabara (30.7%)

- Special: Mr. Resetti (27.6%), C.J. (25%)

3/9/23 - Prelims Round 4:

- Big sister: Fucsia (43.7%), Hazel (17.2%)

- Cranky: Apollo (38.2%), Roscoe (20.6%)

- Jock: Scoot (37.9%), Hamlet (21.2%)

- Lazy: Punchy (42.9%), Beau (30.2%)

- Normal: Fauna (37.1%), Lolly (27.8%)

- Peppy: Bunnie (55.7%), Piper (21.4%)

- Smug: Marshal (60.3%), Henry (15.9%)

- Snooty: Julia (28.8%), Purrl (24.2%)

- Special: Flick (40.6%), Mabel (24%)

3/10/23 - Prelims Round 5:

- Cranky: Grizzly (28.6%), Elvis (20%)

- Jock: Kid Cat (51.6%), Tad (21.9%)

- Lazy: Sasha (46.5%), Filbert (23.3%)

- Normal: Vesta (38%), Gayle (23.9%)

- Peppy: Tangy (45%), Cookie (17.5%)

- Smug: Raymond (38%), Shep (23%)

- Snooty: Tipper (34.3%), Gloria (27.1%)

- Special: Tom Nook (29.8%), Katie (28.7%)

3/11/23 - Prelims Round 6:

- Cranky: Rolf (52.3%), Wart Jr. (15.4%)

- Jock: Ace (25%), Boots (23.2%)

- Lazy: TBA (25.4%), Jeremiah (25.4%)

- Normal: Maple (53.7%), Pekoe (26.3%)

- Peppy: Ketchup (41.8%), Merry (35.8%)

- Smug: Chadder (44.1%), Kyle (33.9%)

- Snooty: Ankha (38.4%), Whitney (28.8%)

- Special: Pascal (27.5%), Reese (21.2%)

Top 2: Jeremiah vs. Dizzy vs. Raddle

3/12/23 - Prelims Round 7:

- Cranky: Octavian (40.4%), Groucho (28.1%)

- Jock: Teddy (50.6%), Tybalt (16.9%)

- Lazy: Erik (57%), Walker (15%)

- Normal: Marina (60.2%), Sally (18.1%)

- Peppy: Audie (47.6%), Chrissy (21.9%)

- Snooty: Petri (42.1%), Portia (23.7%)

- Special: Celeste (56.7%), K.K. Slider (20.4%)

3/13/23 - Prelims Round 8:

- Cranky: Butch (41.3%), Lobo (27.2%)

- Jock: Antonio (32.9%), Drift (19.2%)

- Lazy: Bones (58.9%), Cole (22.2%)

- Normal: Nan (31.7%), Maggie (25%)

- Peppy: Shino (51.9%), Pinky (14.4%)

- Snooty: Mathilda (34.4%), Amelia (19.7%)

- Special: Blathers (41%), Brewster (27.7%)

3/14/23 - Prelims Round 9:

- Cranky: Wolfgang (38%), Kabuki (29.3%)

- Jock: Bam (43.8%), Snake (16.9%)

- Lazy: Cranston (25%), Elmer (21.4%)

- Normal: Ione (30.6%), Kiki (28.8%)

- Peppy: Ruby (33%), Bianca (26.6%)

- Snooty: Eloise (33.3%), Tasha (21.2%)

- Special: Jack (30.4%), Timmy & Tommy (27%)

3/15/23 - Prelims Round 10:

- Lazy: Lucky (64.8%), Wade (15.9%)

- Normal: Tia (50.6%), Daisy (19%)

- Special: Sable (32.6%), Isabelle (28.3%)

3/16/23 - Prelims Round 11:

- 11A: Rudy (46.5%), Jingle (18.3%)

- 11B: Tortimer (36.8%), Pashmina (35.3%)

- 11C: Fang (51%), Freya (26.5%)

- 11D: Étoile (47.8%), Chief (19.4%)

- 11E: Goldie (48.2%), Blanche (24.6%)

[acvillagerdeathmatch]

This is gonna be the pinned post where I list all the polls as they go up! So it's gonna change! Give me a minute if im slow to update this post because I'm BUSY. I have THINGS TO DO.

Shitty tournament diagram pls enjoy my terrible handwriting.

Active polls:

Round 2:

Shino v Bruce

Chief v Audie

Amelia v Sunny

Meow v Apollo

Pierre v Walt

Vesta v Bob

Butch v Coco

Bam v Beau

Kabuki v Lolly

Kitty v Ankha

Tangy v Purrl

Willow v Bow

Petri v Molly

Sasha v Shep

Fauna v Lopez

Sherb v Chevre

Skye v Kyle

Marshal v Cheri

Etoile v Pietro

Olivia v Marina

Agnus v Pekoe

Gayle v Roald

Goldie v Whitney

Merengue v Margie

Dotty v Judy

Muffy v Cherry

Sprinkle v Chai

Stitches v Rosie

Punchy v Diana

Cephalobot v Lily

Ketchup v Lucky

Gladys v Maple

Completed polls:

Round 1:

Nindori, Wolfgang, Marshal, Hans, Epona, Frita, Ed, Eugene, Ace

Croque, Drift, Bertha, Ankha, Eunice, Bonbon, Hopkins, Diva, Leopold

Ozzie, Analog, Anicotti, Roscoe, Stitches, Cranston, Kiki, Megan, Boris

Megumi, Pancetti, Drake, Zucker, Etoile, Ione, Gen, W. Link, Deena

Rizzo, Pecan, Leonardo, Hugh, Alice, Henry, Chai, Cyrano, Curlos

Flurry, Vivian, Genji, Fang, Kit, Wendy, Azalea, Tammy, Beau

Tasha, Pango, Sprinkle, Kidd, Egbert, Barold, Lobo, Del, Pate

Mott, Peck, Robin, Margie, Chops, Hippeux, Big Top, Flip, Annalisa

Woolio, Rodeo, Rodney, Lulu, Nate, Eloise, Bam, Beardo, Cleo

Inkwell, Paula, Sheldon, Shep, Lucha, Sandy, Jeremiah, Bill, Benedict

Mint, Elmer, Tia, Dobie, Lucy, Betty, Goose, Sasha, Muffy

Sue E, Stu, Petunia, Lyman, Bella, Gloria, Doc, Bruce, Jane

Rolf, Sylvana, Melba, Tammi, Lionel, Murphy, Frett, Samson, Coco

Cupcake, Limberg, Fruity, Dotty, Iggly, Bluebear, Louie, Annalise, Olivia

Vladimir, Rudy, Sven, Shoukichi, Liz, Purrl, Holden, Moe, Dozer

Angus, Broccolo, Blaire, Dizzy, Jay, Frobert, Norma, Lucky, Renee

Tex, Violet, Skye, Sly, Medli, Otis, Kody, Reneigh, Graham

Nosegay, Maddie, Quillson, Shari, Teddy, Sunny, Sally/Hazel, Walker, Snake

Nan, Peaches, Madam Rosa, Lily, Dora, Freya, Cole, Iggy, Bettina

Shino, Spork/Crackle, Scoot, Pompom, Flossie, Knox, Dom, Frank, Anabelle

Pashmina, Piper, Octavian, Lolly, Drago, Bree, Bessie, Alli, Benjamin

Sherb, Tutu, Rooney, Rocket, Diana, Pinky, Curly, Mitzi, Admiral

Tucker, Velma, Sterling, Nibbles, Baabara, Flash, Champ, Joey, Chief

Stella, Wade, Punchy, Poko, Ike, Pierce, Aurora, Boyd, Canberra

Puck, T-bone, Opal, Mallary, Bob, Hank, Blanche, Cyd, Axel

Ketchup, Kevin, Monique, Francine, Astrid, Bitty, Antonio, Hamphrey, Becky

Klaus, Meow, Hector, Hamlet, Belle, Filly, Clay, Emerald, Cobb

Plucky, Valise, Mathilda, Mac, Cephalobot, Ken, Carrot, Filbert, Claude

Victoria, Willow, Zoe, Ursala, Moose, Olaf, Grizzly, Gwen, Chico

Marty, Phoebe, Maelle, Keaton, Freckles, Katt, Carmen, Judy, Cece

Savannah, Poncho, Stinky, Gayle, Billy, Elise, Bangle, Bud, Avery

Truffles, Zell, Tabby, Shinabiru, Petri, Ricky, Maggie, Raddle, Flora

Prince, Tybalt, Vesta, Patricia, Chow, Nana, Chevre, Gonzo, Chadder

Oxford, Jitters, Peanut, Jacques, Felyne, Aziz, Claudia, Apple, Apollo

Miranda, Molly, Tom, Marcel, Clara, Harry, Bones, Maple, Cesar

Quetzal, Whitney, Winnie, Joe, Ganon, Patty, Bea, Mira, Groucho

Ribbot, Sparro, Ruby, Midge, Biff, Marina, Anchovy, Papi, Camofrog

Quinn, Pierre, Spike, Merry, Gladys, June, Gruff, Olive, Carmen

Paolo, Lulu, Vic, Juubei, Lopez, Gala, Deidre, Elvis, Gabi

Sprocket, Static, Marcie, Marlo, Goldie, Julian, Felicity, Huggy, Ellie

Rowan, Viche, Twiggy, Greta, Puddles, Penny, Cally/Sally, Bow, Chuck

Penelope, Slyvia, Pekoe, Peewee, Fuschia, Leigh, Jambette, Masa, Boots

Simon, Weldon, Queenie, Kitty, Curt, Amelia, Agent S, Pigleg, Alfonso

Rocco, Toby, Tiansheng, Rhoda, Hambo, Naomi, Bunnie, Hazel, Audie

Rollo, Yodel, Kyle, Tipper, Flo, Kabuki, Candi, Colton, Broffina

Tiffany, Weber, Gaston, Chelsea, Elina, Bubbles, Boone, Buzz, Agnes

Peggy, O'Hare, Yuka, Monty, Chester, Cookie, Celia, Koharu, Butch

Sydney, Rory, Wart Jr., Pudge, Kid Cat, Merengue, Fauna, Pippy, Cube

Rex, Timbra, Tank, Rasher, Cheri, Faith, Ava, Huck, Chabwick

Poppy, Roswell, Pietro, Phil, Hopper, Kitt, Clyde, Erik, Boomer

Twirp, Rod, Rosie, Rhonda, Rio, Portia, Julia, Coach, Cousteau

Tangy, Tarou, Tad, Hornsby, Daisy, Deli, Buck, Chrissy, Al

Rilla, Snooty, Marcy, Cherry, Biskit, Carrie, Bianca, Caroline/Bliss, Aisle

Soleil, Tiara, Roald, Jakey/Jacob, Friga, Gigi, Charlise, Derwin, Cashmere

Raymond, Walt

[blueboybracket]

ULTIMATE BLUE BOY BRACKET!

ROUND ONE

Round One of the Ultimate Blue Boy Bracket continues! The first half has concluded -- you can view the results here -- and the second half is underway!

After these matches have concluded, the winners will all be moving on to Round Two! I'll also be preparing a full chart in advance for Round Two and onwards just before it begins

Here are links to the on-going matches below!

SECOND HALF

Megamind (Megamind) vs. Tom (Eddsworld)

Benny (The Lego Movie) vs. X (Mega Man-X)

Marth (Fire Emblem) vs. Atlas (Portal 2)

Mung Daal (Chowder) vs. Simon Seville (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Sharkboy (The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D) vs. Billy Cranston (Power Rangers 2017)

Sven (DOTA) vs. Veigar (League of Legends)

Globi (Globi) vs. Jowee (Drawn to Life)

Randall (Infinity Train) vs. Akira (Kemono Jihen)

Buddy (Mech Cadet Yu) vs. Pen (Object Show)

Bloo (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) vs. Locke Cole (Final Fantasy VI)

The above matches conclude on the 30th of May 2023

Cookie Monster (Sesame Street) vs. Alberto Scorfano (Luca)

Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. Mega Man (Mega Man)

Thomas the Tank Engine (Thomas & Friends) vs. The Runaway Kid (Little Nightmares)

Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo) vs. Tommy Pickles (Rugrats)

Orcane (Rivals of Aether) vs. Kazemaru Ichirouta (Inazuma Eleven)

Yang (Yin Yang Yo!) vs. Krash (Kikoriki)

Rodney Copperbottom (Robots) vs. Conan Edogawa (Detective Conan)

Dick Grayson/Nightwing (Batman) vs. Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Yujiro Someya (Honeyworks) vs. Yato (Noragami)

Remy (Ratatouille) vs. Sportacus (Lazy Town)

The above matches conclude on the 31st of May 2023

Bolo (Shantae) vs. Hades (Hercules)

Doraemon (Doraemon) vs. Yusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5)

Hoka Inumuta (Kill La Kill) vs. Saphir (Sailor Moon)

Pikario/Kuroki Rio (Precure) vs. Galo Thymos (PROMARE)

Cyrus (Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum) vs. Cyrus (Animal Crossing)

Finn (Adventure Time) vs. Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) vs. Mordecai (Regular Show)

Jin Kisaragi (Blazblu) vs. Benrey (Half-Life but the AI is Self-Aware)

Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang (Mortal Kombat) vs. Abe Sapien (Hellboy)

Revali (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild) vs. Stuart Pot/2-D (Gorillaz)

The above matches will conclude on the 1st of June 2023

James P. Sullivan/Sully vs. Baljeet Tjinder (Phineas & Ferb)

Vergil (Devil May Cry) vs. Iida Tenya (Boku no Hero Acadamia)

Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto) vs. Blu (Rio)

Continued in reblog

[animalcrossingshowdown]

[augment-techs]

If there was a card season for PR not Megaflop

Like say something like fantasy or yugioh then what would your ideal team be? Could have any character from the series.

Unfortunately for anyone reading this, I don't care about the actual card part of YGO, but I can think of fantasy oriented card sets with a collective of Rangers that would work rather well with them. The first thought is Tarot, the other is the Cardcaptor series. One works for slightly darker genre, one works for much lighter. As this is PR, a mesh would work well. To keep things organized, I would probably use the Major Arcana for the three primary Color Rangers, and the Minor Arcana for the Alt Colors, the aids, and the two necessary background characters. They can alternate as needed, but some of the cards can usually be found with one person. To appease myself, I would probably take up a sort of interdimensional/time stream scenario not terribly different from Shattered Grid or Forever Red. Bound together by necessity and to get the hell back to their own places. Red: Grace Sterling. I'm not going to sort out all the cards the top three Colors get, but I will explain my choices. Grace has PTSD from her first and only mission because of Zordon and Psycho Green and had been trying to relive the feeling of being a Red her entire adult life. She needs this, and I am going to give it to her.

Blue: Tori Hanson. No lying, I was VERY tempted to give this position to Ollie Akana...buuuuuut he wouldn't work well with people he doesn't know, and Tori is very flexible (as seen in her Good Villain/Evil Ranger misadventure). Also it's funny how short she is compared to Grace and Terona. Plus the age disparity.

Yellow: Terona Washington. This man deserves nice things, and one of them involves getting to be a Ranger when he doesn't have to go back to war and when he has people around that he knows and trusts. Plus, plus, also, AND--people seem to forget that he and Grace are leaders in their own rights. He needs and deserves this.

Pink: Kapri. SHE IS KICKASS AND POWERFUL; it is a CRIME that we never got her or her sister in a battle that meant something (Tori's visit to the land of Oz doesn't count). So she gets the Four of Wands and the Chariot.

Black: Leelee Pimvare. I don't need a reason to make her Black. If she's not Purple, she's Black and she EARNED THIS. She also earned the High Priestess and three of the Wands at any given time.

Green: Matt Cook. I am so sick and tired of Tommy in this spotlight, and while I love a lot of the Greens, this guy needs a fucking break. Which is also why I'm giving him Temperance and the Hanged Man to keep.

White: Udonna. Queen of White Rangers and wonderful in her own right even without Powers; she gets the seat here because it's so very important to keep her. She has most of the Cup cards, as well as the Empress.

Gold: Eric Myers; making him a Gold because it would be SO FUCKING FUNNY. Finally, he gets to a Color before Wes did--and he can't rub his face in it. How sad. Though it helps that he gets all of the Knights in the Minor Arcana.

Purple: Bulk. I don't care what age or timeline he's from, but Coinless or Lost Galaxy age seems vaguely appropriate. He has the Pages of Cups, Coins, and Wands; and the Magician.

Orange: Skull. Like Bulk, I don't care what age he is, though his Coinless counterpart would be IDEAL in this situation. Mostly because I am giving him ALL of the Sword cards, except for the Knight--which was exchanged for The Devil.

Aid/Tech Support: Billy Cranston. Can take the Blue Power Coin when he needs it, but he mostly gets used for his tech savvy. He gets the Hermit, the Kings of Wands and Cups, and the Moon.

Necessary background 1: Fran. She gets the Tower, the Star, and all of the Aces in the Minor Arcana (except Sword). She makes sure everyone is fed and watered and stitched up as needed.

Necessary background 2: Betty. Oddly, she helps out Billy when he's stuck as she has a POV and experience where he doesn't. Except for the Sword, she gets three Queens in the Minor Arcana, and the Wheel of Fortune. She also helps clean up when everyone is too exhausted, but she's not a pushover.

[earth-1218designate]

Borderlands #CVReview

"Borderlands" brought back to the blockbuster for the tail-end of 2024's summer season.

Everything about this movie is loud and intense - if not the non-stop action sequences, then the characters themselves.

With both Eli Roth and Avi Arad behind the film, that's two directors that cut thier chops in the 2000's that cannot go wrong today, so it's not out of left field that these guys did such a great job.

Exploding stuffed rabbits, giant ringworms being driven through while exploding, a robot dropping a deuce filled with screws, and Megadeth's "Ace of Spades" set as background music while Cate Blanchett torches a cave full of barbaric goons.

This is what happens when Kevin Hart gets put in a serious role. You get a good movie. As a matter of fact, I haven't seen Hart in a good film since he starred alongside Bryan Cranston in "The Upside". Nearly a decade later, a grimace and minced dialogue fits him better than self-deprecation and a starved for attention persona.

Hart left that need for hogging the screen to his co-stars in Ariana Greenblatt who seamlessly becomes a lovable little sister as well as Jack Black who provides his voice as an annoying droid of sorts, yet still manages to come off as a valid source of comic relief as his CGI-laced character crushes flowers within his wake, being as annoying and as unlikable as possible.

A common theme the entire cast here has as Florian Monteanu could have easily been cast as Bane in Schumacher's "Batman & Robin", Jamie Lee Curtis is too old to have her tits out the way she does in this picture, Cate Blanchett is wooden, and the Star Wars jokes belong on a "Family Guy" episode - but this unlikely crew makes this crazy script work when it shouldn't.

Like "The Princess Bride", "The A-Team", "The Losers" - "Borderlands" is a film featuring a motely crew that does not belong together but somehow through movie magic they become inseperable and the movie cannot lose one of the cast members or the film will not be able to stand without it.

That translates to the audience too, as the audience members become a member of "The Borderlands" crew (whether they like it or not) and get glued in all the way to the strange final half hour where things get all "Dark Phoenix Saga" and still pulls off applause and laughs from the audience.

I never played a "Borderlands" game, but as a sci-fi head who loves steampunk aesthetics, ensemble B-list casts, and explosions and gunshote every five minutes, Roth's "Borderlands" is the best film that has came out during 2024's summer blockbuster season.

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C.V.R. The Bard

10th/Aug. 2k24

[avonlearchives]

resident representative aleks of avonlea ✦ start: 01/01/2024

northern hemisphere 🌍 ✦ peaches 🍑 ✦ tulips 🌷

i treat this blog as my personal diary of my acnh island 📘 i've had many islands before, but i don't have anything to remember them by. hence - this blog 🧸

villager list under the cut!

🐵shari: 01/01/2024 - present ✦ picture: 22/03/2024 🐻teddy: 01/01/2024 - present ✦ picture: 22/03/2024 🐧aurora: 04/01/2024 - 18/01/2024 🐦cranston: 05/01/2024 - present 🐰chrissy: 06/01/2024 - present 🐻beardo: 11/01/2024 - 29/02/2024 🦘walt: 12/01/2024 - present 🐦blanche: 13/01/2024 - present 🦌chelsea: 21/01/2024 - present 🐿️poppy: 26/01/2024 - 16/03/2024 🐰o'hare: 12/02/2024 - 18/03/2024 🐤ace: 04/03/2024 - present 🐱merry: 18/03/2024 - present 🐙cephalobot: 20/03/2024 - present

last edited: 20/03/2024

[bossymarmalade]

Once for kicks a bunch of ppl in a discord group I was in were sharing the ppl we found weirdly sexually attractive (mine was Bryan Cranston, I never even watched BB and I’m ace but here we are lol) and we nearly booted one girl who was like “mine is ewan mcgregor” 😑

Its good for the soul to be rabidly in lust with someone who is just sort of objectively weird looking I think. Once you can withstand being bullied by your friends for liking a weird bald video game man or fixating on an actor from the 1920s because you are legitimately attracted to them, you have another layer of fortification around your gooey center that will give you more needed form and structure to your Self.