#absurdistplayer

[xxgothchatonxx]

*knocks on @absurdistplayer 's door* special delivery of the Armandiest Armand to ever Armand reciting Shakespeare, as per your request/our discussion last night, mi'bestie :)

[theonyxranger]

9, 24, & 28 for the Mass Effect asks please!

9: What squad member do you bring along the most? Garrus because he's me BOY. There's no Shepard without Vakarian.

24: What enemy do you really hate fighting? Geth Juggernauts on insanity. Specifically on Rannoch when you come out of the elevator and you're surrounded with no cover... I want to cry.

28: What’s the most hilarious thing that’s happened to you while playing (a glitch, a mission that went haywire, etc)? Absolute favorite was definitely during a conversation with Udina when his eyes just started slowly rising up into and then eventually out of his head while he was talking. After about thirty seconds they were offscreen and he just had two big gaping holes in his face.

[robealafrancaise]

1, 5, 9 for the make me choose historical meme please

Thank you! this got really long bc i felt the need to include pics oops

1) Historical Figure

Nelson is always interesting

also if anyone has a rec for a good biography of wellington hit me up

5) Pieces of Clothing or Fashion Trends

I already answered this one (robe a la francaise, with bicornes as honorable mention) but lets pick another one!

i was about to just say georgian era british naval uniforms but then i remembered maude adams’s costumes from a production of l’aiglon in 1900

she was playing napoleon ii and there is nothing i don’t like about these Looks. i aspire to this aesthetic. if i ever change my icon it’ll be to one of these

9) Forms of Transport or Specific Vehicles

I got to visit HMS Victory last year and it was neat

[krenniccare]

“So where does the Vegemite go?”

[javertwenttoheaven]

I wasn't really tagged I don't think, but I wanted to do this anyway.

Rules: Tag 10 followers you’d like to get to know better

Name: ...I'd rather not say...

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Philip Quast Strai- I mean asexu- Wait, no, str- Well..., uh..., one of the two can I be both? XD

Hogwarts House: I've never really seen Harry Potter, so I don’t know.

Favorite Animal: Giraffe

Current Time: 11:44am

Cats or Dogs: I'd rather have dogs, but cats are nice too as long as they belong to someone else.

Dream Job: Veterinarian... and author

When I Made My Blog: 06/21/2017 8:25:32 according to tumblr, but I didn't actually really use it until about a year later when I got into the Les Miserables fandom and made this a Les Mis blog.

Reason For My URL: Because people need to be educated on the fact that Javert went to Heaven and deserves to be in the Epilogue.

Tagging: @mistysblueboxstuff @endeavour12345 @musicalpasta @mossyrock16 @lovevanbeethoven @sapphyre-blogs @thisiswearbythestars1832 @gavinthorn24601 @lindemannsixx @absurdistplayer

[poppiesandappletrees]

Happy Holidays everyone and best wishes to you all! 🥰🎄🎁🍾🎅 (x)

Also special thanks to @tatianaonegina/@fuckyeaminister​, @tonks-for-thememories​, @academicgangster, @gwinny3k, @absurdistplayer, @belphegor1982​ and @jamyfitzjamy for your kindness and support. You made these last few months much more enjoyable for me here on tumblr. I love you guys, all the best to you! ❤️🥳

[rear-admiral-rimmer]

Five people I’d like to know better & some stuff about me

Tagged by @omnishambolichologram . Thanks so much I’m honoured!! :D Sorry it took long, I have to do this on laptop.

Favourite colours: The green-blue combo? The red-ish purple and pink! Lol

Last song listened to: Joy Division’s Love will tear us apart - I’m sucker for anything typically English these days.

Favourite musician: Way too many, I usually just listen to separate songs I like from anyone, but namely could say: Marina, Lana Del Rey, Wombats, any cheesy stuff from 2000s really, all indie bands like Sticky Fingers, Glass animals, COIN? All of that.

Last film watched: So since my best friend found out i’ve seen NONE of the cult classics, we’re kinda going through them so it was first Back to the Future and yesterday Jumanji lol.

Last TV show watched: Fresh Meat, as I said, I’m on a hunt for any 90′s to 10′s purely English comedies, I really like the accents :D I watched Spaced with Simon Pegg too and it was hilarious. If you have any suggestions, I’d love to hear them! The more Scouse accent the better btw :P

Favourite character: Arnold J. Rimmer, I never quite loved anyone the way I fell for him, I know I’m ridiculous but I just have a massive soft spot for him, I do have fictional-crushes problem ever since I can remember but it only ever brought me joy than problems so what! This wasn’t supposed to be a love letter, fair enough, but nobody else will really listen to this so let me have it, I love Rimmer, he’s pure, he’s fun, and most importantly he has so many issues he would keep me interested for decades, I just love my ball of neuroses :D.

Sweet/spicy/savoury: All of it?? I love all of it, I love food. Was tempted to say spicy and write another love letter for Lister but maybe another time..

Sparkling water, tea or coffee: Coffee and sparkling water is my holy combo!! Not in one cup, but like, to complement each other.

Pets: None at the moment, unfortunately :( would love a dog or a lizard.

Tagging a random few mutuals (I think) but anyone feel free! @lord-valery-mimes ​ @absurdistplayer​ @feline-ranger ​ @rimmers-swimming-certificate ​ @janamelie @shipper-in-red @reddwarfisalesbian

[diamondorloj]

This or that

Thank you, @floating-in-the-blue <3

coffee or tea | early bird or night owl or perpetually exhausted pigeon | chocolate or vanilla | spring or fall | silver or gold | pop or alternative | freckles or dimples | snakes or sharks | mountains or fields | thunder or lightning | egyptian mythology or greek mythology | ivory or scarlet | flute or lyre | opal or diamond | butterflies or honeybees | macarons or eclairs | typewritten or handwritten | secret garden or secret library | rooftop or balcony | spicy or mild | opera or ballet | london or paris | vincent van gogh or claude monet | denim or leather | potions or spells | ocean or desert | mermaids or sirens | masquerade ball or cocktail party

tagging: @jumpingpuddles @janetfraiser @absurdistplayer @queenology

[xxgothchatonxx]

@absurdistplayer

[xxgothchatonxx]

@absurdistplayer you're welcome, bestie 😂

edit: we are not talking about the American game show, we are talking about a Blair Witch Project knockoff from the early 2000s 😂

[theonyxranger]

Do you have a favourite Normandy layout? Original, Cerberus retrofit, or ME3 Normandy?

I think the Alliance-modified SR2 is my favorite layout overall, but it loses points to the Cerberus layout for requiring a pointless load screen to get to the war room... and for bugging out when I walk on those panel gaps in the cockpit.

[xxgothchatonxx]

@absurdistplayer *messaging me about how Totally Not Concerned they are about episode five of the new Bad Batch season*

Me: *quite knowledgeable in the art of the Episode Five*

[xxgothchatonxx]

@absurdistplayer​

[theonyxranger]

Hey just wanted to say thank you for the recent thread. Seeing all those memories is such a beacon of hope and was probably the little push a lot of us needed to begin to stop dwelling on the negatives and realise all the greatness we still have. Thanks

Ahhhhhh you're welcome! Tbh it's done a hell of a lot for me too, and I'm glad so many people could come together and share so many fantastic things. This is a close community and we'll get through this together!

[vitus-1897]

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag blogs you would like to know better.

Tagged by @dreamsofamadman

Age: 26 Birth place: Waratah Current time: 10:32pm Drink you last had: Pepsi Max Easiest person to talk to: Kelli Favourite song:  None at the moment. Grossest memory: In love: No. Killed someone: Oh. You got me. I got away with it until this post. Love at first sight or should I walk by again: LAME! Middle name: Dennis. Number of siblings: Three. One wish: That I didn’t have to eat. Person you called last: Mother. Question you’re always asked: “Can you eat X?” Reason to smile: Song you last sang: Anywhere Out of This World - Reverend Bizarre. Time you woke up: God, who knows? Underwear colour: Vacation: Brisbane Worst habit: Not doing dishes. X-rays: Teeth, foot. Your favourite food: Pizza. Zodiac sign: Leo. Tagging: @rozorius, @mekhack, @absurdistplayer,

[thatsnomoonknightlight]

I was tagged by @saltandlimes thank you! Rules are post pics of your lock screen, home screen, last song you listened to, and a selfie. My home screen is art by the incredible @charlesdances and if you look closely you can see my playlist is my Krennic. It's fabulous. I'll tag @tiaanjerjerrod @orsonkraennic @archistratego @absurdistplayer @shahs1221 @eustacefrog @bunn1cula @allthewians @th3rm0pyl43 annnnnd my partner @imperial-dingus you are under no obligation to post the selfie if you feel comfortable. Love you all!