#absolutely despise how it posts the whole fics when i have readmores on the originals let met just fix that

[catastrofriend]

I posted 1,901 times in 2022

41 posts created (2%)

1,860 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@starrypawz

@ladyshivs

@dorkousloris

@aughtpunk

@amlovelies

I tagged 1,039 of my posts in 2022

Only 45% of my posts had no tags

#art - 271 posts

#fhr - 113 posts

#rdr2 - 74 posts

#critical role - 72 posts

#sidestep - 64 posts

#ortega - 52 posts

#ricardo ortega - 45 posts

#video - 45 posts

#ofmd - 43 posts

#fanfic - 37 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#(but for real so many road works here it's like they saved it all up for when the bridge is closed off bc then no one has to pass through)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Discord flash prompts--”we’ll see each other again” kisses from here

Chargestep, vaguely sidestep days, 231 words, valentine’s fluff overload

AO3

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"Will you be here when I'm done?"

 Ortega's doing the thing with his eyes again, the kicked puppy look. You only laugh, and he wiggles his eyebrows, thinking--oh, you don't know what he's thinking. You only know he's making it worse.

 "Will you, though?" he asks again.

 "Fuck no."

 "Hmph."

 You have exactly two seconds to enjoy your victory before he pulls you into a supply closet. Several brooms fall over, there's a bucket in the way and he's kissing you. Like his life depends on it.

 What can you do, you kiss back. Wrap your arms around his neck, and pull yourself up until he gets the hint (immediately) and lifts you up. You hook your legs around him as well and there's more stuff falling but who cares anyway?

 "You know you're not going to die out there, right? It's just the press."

 "I like to be prepared."

 You laugh. Cackle, possibly. Throw your head back and everything.

 "Oh I think we'll see each other again."

 "We better."

 You bump your nose against his, give him a last quick kiss as you let your feet drop back to the ground. You back away to the door that's all of half a foot away, and wave him off with a wink and a "just make sure they don't see you come out of the closet, or they’ll eat you alive."

28 notes - Posted February 15, 2022

#4

Based on the--I think it was screenshots from reddit about washing a loved one’s hair that were floating around a couple months to a year ago?

Chargestep, 847 words, yes it takes place in a bath but there’s no actual mention of nudity maybe they’re wearing clothes the whole time

AO3

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It takes a while to sink in. Not physically, Ortega doesn’t seem to hesitate about climbing into the tub behind you. An arm around your waist, not trapping, but safekeeping. Other hand holding one of yours. The way you fit so snugly against his chest, his legs on either side of you. The little shifts of skin against skin with every breath.

You’re not really processing any of that. It’s happening, but it’s not you in there, it can’t be. You’re just watching it happen, a witness to be called forth in the upcoming trial. 

“Is this okay?” his voice is soft, fluid. Warm. You turn your head to the side, trying to catch the words better, and he repeats. “You okay like this?”

You almost hum in agreement, but then catch something. A hint. An underlying… thing. So you consider. What is “(like) this”? The bath? The heat of the water? The company? The way you’re sitting? Being exposed? Your personhood, your body, your lot in life? What is okay? Have you ever been truly okay or have you just been copying what okay looks like and convinced yourself it’s what you are. And he asked twice so he must want truth, but, what is the truth?

(pretend there’s a read more here just click the thingy under here to continue)

30 notes - Posted February 14, 2022

#3

how about a “God, I love you.”

okay i did a lot in this one but i think it's pretty cute if i do say so myself

AO3 link

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Ortega’s being stupid. Again. You’re starting to think he does it on purpose. He’s got that silly smile going on (it’s so bright he is so bright what have you done he’s so happy and because of you?), and that sparkle in his eyes (up to something, no doubt-–he’s always up to something). And now he’s catching on to your staring and he’s only going to get worse. God, what a mess you’re in.

You turn away from him, making the conscious decision to put him out of your head, just the vague buzzing of static at the back of your neck, and look around to where he brought you for the first time.

“It’s not much,” he said when you arrived, and sure. It’s just a couple big leafy trees providing some cover in the otherwise open space of grassy, not quite flat, countryside. But you can breathe here. Properly breathe, almost feel the dust and dirt from the city leave your lungs one exhale at a time. There’s nearby sounds of birdsong, further away farm life. The skies are cloudy but even they feel freer, more open.

And you, like the idiot you are, sat down on the blanket he spread out for you both, and started looking only at fucking Ortega. Stupid fucking face. There’s grass with dew still on it to look at, there’s shapes in the clouds, there’s birds in the sky, there’s the trees. And you do love the trees.

(pretend there’s a readmore here too just click the thingy under here to continue)

33 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

#2

WIP weekday

Soooooo I got tagged a couple times again the past month by @kittlesandbugs​ and @mihqorio​ and unfortunately I still haven’t really... written much of anything since maybe half a year ago at this point? (yikes) but then I realized I can also post other WIPs. So have some cross stitching!

Been working on this since September 2021 and I might actually finish it in time for Halloween this year!

Anyway, gonna tag uhhhh @sidestepping​ @starrypawz​ @impossible-rat-babies​ @gingerbreton​ and anyone else who wants to <3

39 notes - Posted September 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

"I want this finished for Halloween." - me, 13 months ago. Technically I succeeded (with a little help from mom at the end) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkYo7IRNpRx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

44 notes - Posted October 31, 2022

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