#absolute troll of a man

[mfdragon]

They goin on their little date ✨ 🗻

I’m currently rewatching Dressrosa and genuinely Issho is the fucking GOAT and deserves to be revered ☄️

[overdressedcarp]

One thing I think about sometimes is that there's a dialogue chain in one of Ratio's text messages where he sends us the blueprints for what he explicitly describes as "an anti-planetary weapon design that [he] once devised," which apparently comes with the potential to turn into a full-on gundam???? He says that the necessary materials haven't been developed yet, but that the Guild is working on it and should have results within the next five Amber Eras.

For those who've read his third character story, the phrasing of "anti-planetary weapon" should register as both familiar and odd, especially considering how blasé he is in describing it to the Trailblazer.

My read on the character story is that the creation of the anti-planetary weapon was (whether consciously or not) a compromise to his principles in pursuit of Nous's gaze, and that the IPC's interest in said weapon was his reality check that he didn't want to become the sort of person who pursued knowledge without regard for human life. Even if you don't take that reading, Ratio is more than smart enough to recognize that the IPC can and has used threats like the Antimatter Legion and the Swarm as excuses to develop and unleash weapons with galaxy-scale collateral damage. (See: the Imaginary pulse weapon in this side quest on Penacony.)

When we ask for a weapon for the Express, Ratio tells us that high-caliber armaments are a necessity for traversing the cosmos, which isn't exactly wrong in light of how we deal with Sunday in Penacony, but turning the train into a battering ram is a far cry from turning it into something that could destroy a planet. The fact that the projected timeline is on a scale of Amber Eras suggests to me that he's being at least somewhat facetious about the idea of a collaboration, especially since the whole reason we're having the conversation is that he wanted us to lob thought experiments at him to distract him from work stress. But he does send us a blueprint file, and the terminology of an "anti-planetary weapon" (specifically one he designed in the past, rather than at our request) feels way too specific to be a coincidence.

I have a pet theory that the gundam design is a form of malicious compliance toward the IPC, and the reason the Guild can't even figure out the materials is because he deliberately handed them a nightmare monstrosity of a blueprint and then refused to elaborate.

(The bill of materials casually demands components that break the laws of physics. There are whole pages of math so complicated no one can parse enough of it to conclusively prove that it's bullshit and not just the revolutionary innovations of a man five Amber Eras ahead of his time. The research team sends a terrified intern to ask if the orbital laser cannon really needs to turn into a humanoid assault mech. He shakes his head and tells them that if they truly understood his work then they wouldn't ask such pointless questions.)

[chocomaomao]

UwwooooOOO lucio new outfit 🥹 woahHHHHH HALLOWEEN!! Much like everyone, i hallucinated and thought I saw faa instead

[baddecisionsgoooo0]

I'll go ahead and say it: there aren't enough McGucket/Raccoon Wife ships.

I want to read how McGucket, after regaining his memories, decides to take some petty vengeance on his son by making the raccoon his actual mother. The son complains about something, and McGucket is just like, "What do you think, honey?" and the raccoon chitters.

The son doesn't complain because either, a) he feels bad about how he treated his father, or b) he wants McGuckets money, and McGucket just keeps getting more and more absurd. "Why yes, I'm sure our loving son can get you fresh whatever raccoons eat, dear."

Eventually it gets to the point where Ford comes by because he's worried that McGucket is sliding back, and McGucket is just like, "Lmao yeah I'm messing with my kid."

[temporarywoundz]

lil floyd cuz i havent been postin much teehee

[amethyst-halo]

UH OH. SLEEPING AT LAST GOT ME

two but b&b bruce abt branch

[katetorias]

hating biggie is such loser behavior he’s genuinely such a sweetheart all he does is be kind and happy and eat sweets and love his pet worm BIGGIE IS SO CUTE love that every time someone is shitting on biggie the comments will always insult him using the fact that he’s fat. I wonder. I wonder

[miramisaki]

60(???) days until Charlie...??

[valsnonsense]

Miles Müller

"Hallo there, darlin'~. Thank you for coming to my show tonight~ Pictures are welcome and encouraged~"

Parents: Hickory Müller and Chaz Müller

Siblings: N/A

Age: 25

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Gay

Genre: Electro Swing

Voice Claim: Samuel Brandford (Odd Chap)

The only son of Hickory and Chaz, and one of the most successful performers of modern day. Suave (no he's not don't let him fool you he's a disaster), a bit of an attention hog, but caring.

Miles primarily works as a performer for various clubs across Lonesome Flats and Trollstopia. Every since he squeaked out his first note at the tender age of one, Miles couldn't stop singing. He spent his childhood honing his voice like a weapon, and when he was 20, he took to the stage. He's been a big hit ever since.

Behind the glitz and glamor, Miles is admittedly a bit shy with strangers and self conscious of his image. One of the prices of fame, unfortunately. Despite this, he has a massive support system to help him overcome his fears (mainly Brozone at the behest of Poppy).

Genre wise, Miles is all electro swing. He grew up listening primarily to jazz, swing, yodeling and country, but one day, a group of trolls with some saxophones and mixboards strolled in, and Miles was blown away. He owns several original electro swing records and he's very proud of that.

He currently resides in Lonesome Flats alongside his family, but can be found frequently in Trollstopia.

Fun Facts!

- Miles as a massive crush on Fern. Like someone help this man he's in deep and he's just making a fool of himself. Miles can't really dance, but he practices in private to try and impress Fern. He hasn't worked up the courage to show him yet, though

- Miles' best friend is Honeysuckle. They knew each other when they were super little, remaining close when she moved away. When she came back to Lonesome Flats, Miles was first on board to help her set her cafe up.

- Miles does have the ability to float around like his father does, but he can't control it well. It tends to act up while he's sleeping, and he'll often wake up pressed against the ceiling. He has to tie an ankle to the bed to keep this from happening.

- Miles can play the banjo like no ones buisness, and this embarrasses him to no end. He hopes one day he'll forget, and every few years he'll pick up the banjo to see if his skills have suffered. They have not

And that's Miles!! And what's this, DIGITAL ART?! Yeah that's why I've been silent, I've been practicing my digital art xD

If there's a few words I can use best to describe Miles, it's a disaster gay. He and Honeysuckle bothm. They're the disaster gays, while their crushes, Rosebud and Fern, are the distinguishes gays. Godspeed them they're gonna need it.

But yeah!! I'll be doing a lot more digital work from now on, it's super fun! The style and bruches might change as I experiment a bit more~

Voice Example: Cheek to Cheek - Swing Hop Mix (Odd Chap)

[beetleviolet]

David from Love It Or List It sounds like Branch from Trolls.

(And all of David's lines are all something Branch would say)

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

They are now gay, love wins <3

[tariah23]

Now he’s trying to lie when he literally tagged Princeton like 5 fucking time. White people are so evil, bro. They always know what they’re doing when they do shit like that. With the attempt to bring harm to Black people who they want to “get out of the way,” because they don’t think that we belong in the same spaces as them while at the same time, believing they should be allowed INTO our spaces and afforded hospitality and a whole red carpet rolled out. The sad thing is, she has connections to the industry because of her uncle and name so what if this was just a random Black woman who worked for Princeton without this kind of protection at all…?

[dirtyoldmanhole]

i had to double check that gunter does the exact same cross-leg pose in rev as that cipher card/cg on the throne but lol. he does.

the- the absolute. fuckin. swagger. sir.

[thicc-astronaut]

Great Wave off Kanagawa is the only artwork I’ve seen where I understand the golden spiral overlay. Everything else feels like I’m being trolled.

[ponchojasper]

There aren't nearly enough ugly ass bergen OCs, and I intend to change that.

[smallest-moon]

coming from marks stream and just how funny it would be if the trailer at the end of the week was for the barbie movie instead of fnaf