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henchmaxxing · 27 days ago

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Rincewind could not catch Kira but by virtue of being the fumbling protagonist of The B Plot he would set into motion various shenanigans that lead to Kira's ironic and appropriate death/capture.

And he would survive because he's not getting out of this shit that easily.

#Light would not survive 6 minutes in discworld #ryuk has been there before #misa would thrive #L would probably also do good by virtue of Competent Freaks doing well everywhere on the disc #IF Vetinari doesnt have him assassinated #although the assassination might also be a job interview #i want to be extremely clear that light dies in an alley like almost immediately #not because i hate him specifically but because he lacks the sense of whimsy to survive the disc #i also want to be clear that i believe the disc is like a tourist trap for shinigami #The Ryuk Show #'ooooh but if light dies whos kira?'#the random mook that stabbed him in an alley until somebody else stabs that guy until it gets to an appropriately sinister individual #who begins using it a LOT and then the investigation starts not because people are dying randomly but because the assassins guild bitches #about unsactioned inhumations stealing all their business #so they go on strike

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