#about to bust out the golden roller skates and go Li'l Slugger on their asses istfg
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#about to bust out the golden roller skates and go Li'l Slugger on their asses istfg#it's been five years of this nonsense i have had ENOUGH#THE SIGNS ARE THERE FOR A REASON. IT'S SO WE CAN ALL NAVIGATE THE GARAGE IN A SAFE AND ORDERLY FASHION#''i can read signs thanks'' he says after our 10 minute confrontation. THEN FUCKING ACT LIKE IT YOU GODDAMN JACKASS#G O D#i should be careful with how much more i say bc knowing my luck my worst nightmare will come true and someone will have recorded it#on their dashcam if nothing else#and then they'll doxx me by uploading it to tiktok or youtube or something#but the boomer fuck just would not fucking MOVE and he was IN MY GODDAMN WAY bc his truck + my vehicle meant there wasn't enough space#for me to pass and HE NEEDED TO DRIVE HE WAS TRYING TO TURN THROUGH A ''DO NOT ENTER'' PASSAGE#HE NEEDED TO GO STRAIGHT!!! THE SIGNS ARE IN PLAIN ENGLISH!!! HE WAS A WHITE MIDDLE CLASS BOOMER HE SHOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO FUCKING READ IT!#GOD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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