#about the writer: eve. she / her. sea. az timezone.

[famouslie]

#FAMOUSLIE  is an independent roleplay blog for original character  sloan cohen,  a musician who got her fame on social media through her compulsive lying techniques.   a study on desperation, rejecting mediocrity, and doing whatever it takes to gain relevance and fame.   explored by eve.   please only interact if you’re 21+.

OTHER BLOGS:   @thieved (primary). LINKS:   sideblog.     ask meme tag.

RULES AND BRIEF BIOGRAPHY UNDER THE CUT.

RULES.

first and foremost, hello!   this blog is currently  private and selective,  focusing more on friends and those who’ve shown interest.   plotting is  highly encouraged  on this blog, as is sending ask memes for those who just want to wing it.   i’m eager to explore this character and any form of dynamic with her, so feel free to send any type of  ask meme  even if we’ve never interacted.   i find them to be great forms of ice breakers / chemistry tests and as this character is new, i’ll be relying heavily on ask memes for interactions.

triggering themes will be present on this blog, such as  substance use, gaslighting, manipulation, familial death mention and joking about said matter, and other adult themes.   i’ll do my best to tag any triggers that come up whether in text or image, but please ask yourself if you’re comfortable following a blog that centers around an attention-seeking character who often manipulates and gaslights those around her.

this blog is extremely low-effort.   as you can tell, there aren’t any graphics, borders, special tags, or anything fancy like what you’d find on olympia’s blog.   i aim for this place to be centred on writing and less on visual aesthetics, and considering how new this character is, i’m still figuring all of that out anyway.   you’re welcome to do whatever you want regarding formatting, though, i obviously don’t mind either way.

despite being a very 2020s centred character, i do believe sloan could fit other time periods and verses.   if you’re ever curious if i’m willing to write in a universe that’s either fandom-based or time-period base, please don’t hesitate to ask!   if anything, we can plot and build that world together.

this character is ethnically jewish and i am not. while sloan doesn't practice judaism as a religion anymore and has distanced herself from much of jewish culture, there may be brief mentions of holidays, their meanings, and how they're spent. please feel free to correct me if i'm wrong about anything regarding those things, thank you.

finally, hi i’m eve.   if i’m following you, it means i’d like to write with you.   i’m 25+, use she/her pronouns, and am located in the az timezone.   i work full time and so i may not always be around but i try to be as active as i can.   feel free to message me at any time if we’re mutuals and ask for my discord!

BRIEF BIOGRAPHY.

NAME:   sloan isabella cohen NICKNAMES:   sloany DOB:   march 30 / age varies upon verse and plot but usually written as a 25 year old GENDER:   cis woman PRONOUNS:   she / her SEXUALITY:   openly bisexual, a slight lean toward women ETHNICITY:   jewish RELIGION:   no longer practices but was raised on judaism, now considers herself as ‘ keeping her options open ’  KNOWN LANGUAGES:   english, hebrew

MISERY LOVES COMPANY / MISERY LACKS COMPANY.

never loved and never miserable.

you were born as a result of a failing marriage.   your mother, clara, believed she and your father, ariel, needed a common thread to bring them back together, and so, you were conceived and born.   what you were instead was a common enemy.   a baby who always cried and never slept when you were supposed to, a toddler who threw tantrums at the store at every minor convenience.   you were a burden, but the plan worked.   your father stayed for a few extra years.

always loved and never miserable.

your father left when you were five years old.   he filed for divorce and rented his own apartment.   on the day he left, he gave you a hug and told you he would always love you, and that he couldn’t wait to show you around your new part-time home.   everyone pitied you, and you were showered with attention.   for months, everyone was extra nice to you, the girl from a broken home, but then someone else’s parents got divorced, and you were dethroned.

always loved and always miserable.

you grew up obsessed with the lindsay lohan classic,  parent trap,  and so you enlisted the help of your friends and classmates, making up sad stories to convince them to join you on your adventure.   to no avail, your parents ended up dating other people and eventually marrying them.   your parents did have children with their new partners, and you lashed out at everyone around you each time a child was birthed, whether it was on your father’s or mother’s side.   your mother took you aside during your suspension one day and said to you that you were always loved.   but mommy dearest didn’t know that wasn’t the problem.

never loved and always miserable.

teenhood ended abruptly.   you graduated high school and avoided your family when all your classmates were celebrating with theirs.   you went to a party instead, surrounded by all your peers with their big plans while you don’t have any.   when asked, you lie and tell them you want to make music — it isn’t necessarily a lie, you did want to make music and so you do, but there was no concrete plan for it.   

finally, one day, while you were bumming cigarettes and watching your peers make dancing videos, you made a profile on a prominent social media platform and posted covers, but you didn’t take off like you wanted, didn’t get that instant fame, that viral moment.   and so what did you do?   you lied, hard.   and you continue to do so, even now, twisting reality to your will and using therapy buzzwords to get away with it.

CLARIFICATION.

sloan isabella cohen  was born to  ariel  and  clara cohen.   she technically has two half-siblings from each parent, making her the oldest of 5 siblings.   in her head, though, she’s very much still an only child and refuses to acknowledge her siblings.

she started singing when she was 4 years old, and her parents encouraged her pursuing musical theatre projects in their neighborhood jewish community center.   it seemed supportive, but it was really more of an escape from her tantrum and child-like behavior.   thus, even in teenhood, she pursued musical arts and theatre arts in the school she attended.

when she was 19, she became  briefly  known at nyu for starting a scandal that follows:   she wanted to prove she was as good as anyone so she auditioned for a part in the winter musical and lied about being a student.   it was their rendition of into the woods and she got the role of lucinda but eventually, throughout rehearsal, they learned that she wasn’t actually a student in the school and was later removed from the production.

she started her social media account under the name  sloanybologna  when she was 20 and a short-form video platform was taking off.   she started off with a few covers and a couple originals, but she wasn’t taking off like she wanted.   so, she started doing what she always did to get people’s attention:   lie.   she quickly boosted in popularity from her lies and it led to her getting signed by a record company.   people have started to question her credibility, but she kept finding new ways for people to get distracted by.   every now and then, though, some people talk about it, and she manipulates them into believing her or taking her side through everything.