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twowivestwoknives · 2 years ago
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rupaul thinks he knows that he’s the joke of the show but he doesnt know that he’s the Joke of the show
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intothedysphoria · 6 months ago
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Stevie absolutely hated the term faghag.
It felt outdated and misogynistic and just plain mean. Gay men were just safer than straight men and she’d never really gotten along with other straight girls. Plus, one of her best friends was a lesbian and nobody ever had anything to say about that.
But that was how people saw her. When she was walking arm in arm with Billy down the sidewalk, semi paying attention to what was going on, semi reading Heartstopper, she knew what she looked like.
Obviously she knew that fetishisation was a very real issue for gay people. Andy’s remarks about lesbian porn sneered across the classroom to Robin and Vicki, the only out lesbians in the year. The way other girls would talk about Billy like he was an accessory, not a real person. But Stevie wasn’t like that.
It was only when she watched a short film about being trans for her gender studies class that things started to change.
Billy had watched it with her, snorted slightly and called it clishe during some scenes but Stevie was rapt. There was just something about the way the young man spoke about his experiences with not fitting in and dysphoria that fascinated her.
She fell down a rabbit hole of Googling that night then quietly changed the pronouns on her Instagram bio from she/her to she/they.
Billy didn’t notice. He was too busy with getting his car fixed and drag brunch and starting arguments on Twitter to pick up on Stevie’s swiftly spiralling internal crisis.
They were enjoying an evening of yelling at Masterchef contestants, as was the norm for Tuesdays, when Stevie brought up shortening her name to Steve. She got a slightly quirked up eyebrow in response but no protests.
Steve took over their life fairly quickly. The dresses Stevie had fawned over were thrown in the trash, the hair Stevie had adored was cut into a quasi quiff and Steve’s pronouns slowly changed from they/she to they/them to he/they to he/him.
He never really came out to Billy officially. They just fell into the new friendship dynamic like a well loved sofa. Billy would buy him polos and go to the movies with him and take him to all of the clubs they used to go to but this time as a queer person himself.
It was all great. Really, it was. Steve just didn’t love the way Billy treated him now that he was out.
It was like all the closeness had been sucked out. Billy would call him bro or man not babe, they wouldn’t cuddle on the sofa anymore, hell Billy wouldn’t even sign off his texts with kisses
It fucking sucked and then the realisation that he’d always had a crush on Billy hit him like a ton of bricks. Which was not ideal.
Sure, Billy liked sex and didn’t exactly discriminate with his preferences but he didn’t do relationships. At all. Steve didn’t even know his opinion on sleeping with a trans guy. He’d be nice about it but he definitely wouldn’t.
Robin found him moping about it then dragged him out. Steve didn’t even register where they went, just that Robin was having the time of her life and he was absolutely miserable.
Billy was there of course, with his tongue stuck down some random guys throat. Ignoring the burning wish that he could switch places with said guy, Steve sunk further into the shadows until a familiar obnoxious laugh rang out next to him
“Stevie Harrington! Aren’t you meant to be clinging to Hargrove’s coattails?”
It was one of the guys who only came to Steve’s part of town for a chance with Billy, ironically enough. He rolled his eyes and stuck his earbuds in but one word still stuck out.
Tranny.
The first time he’d been called a slur and it wasn’t even by a straight person. It was by some desperate for attention twink.
Steve barely registered Billy storming up to them before he was being pulled away by Eddie, Patrick and Jonathan, fists raised.
Billys chest was heaving, face crimson as he snarled into the guys face then placed a gentle hand on Steve’s shoulder.
Steve couldn’t help himself, he subconsciously leaned into the touch, hands creeping up to Billy’s.
Their fingers linked.
And neither of them needed to say anything.
Billy was his. And Steve wasn’t letting him go.
(Not posting harringrove as frequently but I’ve had a really shit day and needed some comfort)
@shieldofiron @oopsiedaisiesbaby @robthegoodfellow @thatgirlwithasquid @dragonflylady77
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olderthannetfic · 1 year ago
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I remember this one discourse one time about "fujoshi's are gross" and stuff, and besides a lot of just thinly veiled actual misogyny, homophobia, and just sex-phobia, the funniest thing was this one old gay guy who popped in and was like "You kinda know when a discussion is lead by (homophobic) women, because they use fujoshi and just complain about girls liking it, when most (old) gays have different slang for it. (Like faghag?) And don't give a shit." And yeah, that entire discourse where he said that was literally 90% women, teen to young adult. Funny shit. So you just had all these women who were just generally grossed out by gay shit, who used fujoshi and "fetishistic" as a way to shame women who like M/M. But they didn't really give a shit about gay guys, since they just used it as a buzzword to attack the other girls.
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Oh, I think plenty of anti-fujoshi discussions are being had by other people who like the same material. The motivation may be less hating m/m and more hating the reality of whom their fellow fans are.
It's just that most of the older gay guys I know don't care about BL/slash/etc.-flavored m/m at all. They perceive it as not for them and couldn't care less what fights its creators and consumers are having.
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flantxo-no1 · 2 months ago
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Mr. Loverman is so openly clear about it being about a bisexual man who’s lost both male and female lovers and yet still there are retarded faghags online calling it a «depressing gay man song that’s only for gay men»
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girlbob-boypants · 20 days ago
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In the past I focused mainly on the weird fetishy vibes of the fixation on mlm relationships but this is me genuinely just telling you to give a fuck about women existing in fiction of all kinds. Particularly in this gamergate 2.0 era.
Quit being a digital faghag cause it's kind of embarrassing that this digital fag cares more about women than some of you
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uququ · 1 month ago
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i remember seeing mtfs in the past complaining about women clocking them & trying to gay-bestie them & this is just the least relatable complaint in the world to me, for me far & away the worst part of not being generally clockable to others is not having random women try to faghag me. funny + easy social interaction with possibility of free friend attached. now all my friends are christian women for some reason
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bunny-banana · 10 months ago
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Fanny for the Ask game.
you're so real for that one<3
favorite thing about them: girl the FACES she pulls. when i started watching that show i literally couldnt get past one scene with her bcs i jsut kept laughing sm
least favorite thing about them: so like. our girl HAS to get rid of the rigidness. at LEAST a little bit. also uhm the obvious homophobia subplot but i think she has worked through that, at least a lil.
favorite line: in the Red Nose special, when Kylie Minogue shows up and Robin asks what does [her being from Australia] mean, and Fanny replies "It means we should probably hide the silverwear" INSANE LINE. I think about it all the time.
brOTP: Cap and Fanny - THEE faghag and homo duo, like they mean the world to me
OTP: tbh theres no real otps here. sometimes i think fanny/julian are good for the lols, also theres one ship thats rather an unserious crackship of mine i dont even think theres fics for it out?? but the idea arose one time and i was like "oh wait, that isnt like. awful"
nOTP: uhm? apart from the obvious ones (e.g. cap/fanny?? if such a thing even exists), I don't think I'm overly opposed to any ships.
random headcanon: in the season5 that lives in my head, she and Julian DO hook up, and its absolutely embarrassing afterwards and lowkey traumatises the rest of the gang even more than the Humphrey thing once they get wind of it. And Fanny will pretend for the rest of her afterlife that it did Not happen, but also, secretly, might have been the best shag she's ever had. Not that anyone, least of all Julian, has to know that.
unpopular opinion: I've once read that she's allegedly one of the least popular characters and this honestly felt like a shot to the heart. So I GUESS, my "unpopular opinion" is the fact that I actually like her???
song i associate with them: HMMM none currently but maybe thatll change
favorite picture of them: ok technically this is Martha, YES, BUT!!!! theres just smth about Fanny smiling and being happy
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cholatey · 5 months ago
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“church Roanoke” made me laugh hit so true about the unchic white lesbianism of today lol. i personally love the folksy-eco friendly dykes that like make their own pads and organize potlucks and book clubs and shit the community mindedness is so fun to me but that’s such a small section. now the mainstream lesbians are like normies who hate any sign of gnc women or hyper feminine women who are super into being faghags. and i find the latter super corny and lame because usually they denigrate lesbians to cater to gay men and idgi because you’ll never catch me bowing to a man gay or otherwise.
I knowwwww! I love gay boys but like this isn’t OUR culture. We are not drag queens we’re supposed to be dyeing things with indigo and farming. I have no idea how we got here. I miss our little Portlandia hipsters :((( where are the woman with dyekstaches Justin Bieber haircuts and vests? Where are the women with leather cord bracelets? It’s like all our recipes are being thrown out for this. What’s worse is that we aren’t even as good as the Og faghags. It’s like half assed buzzfeed femme culture that like has terrorized our community and has sucked all the swag goo from us. We need to stand up against this tyranny. We need to start making country music again. We should ban femmes from making music. This is exhausting
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raptorific · 1 year ago
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Thoughts on non-japanese anime fans who felt "fujoshi/otaku" were more ~cool and authentic~ than the english anime fan terms "yaoi fangirl/weeaboo" (despite all words involved having a 'negative social outsider' meaning; bc "faghag/geek" also mean the same, but aren't 'japan-coded') and if that is unrelated to orientalist fetishism present in ppl who those terms were used by/for?
Look this is like one of a bunch of messages I've gotten today with the basic theme "what do you think of XYZ tangentially related thing anime fans do? Is that racist?" and my answer to all of them is "what do YOU think of that?" If you have a position on this, I'll be happy to let you know if I agree with it. If you don't, you should be able to answer that question without my help. The three basic responses I have to this are:
unlike Fujoshi, "weeaboo/weeb" actually DOES exclude people who just like anime but are capable of being normal about it. It is SPECIFICALLY about white (or at least non-Japanese) posers obsessed with anime and Japanese culture. It is, unlike Fujoshi, not originally a Japanese language term, and, also unlike Fujoshi, specifically about the Fetishists, both in its original iteration and in its "reclaimed" form, although the original Channer Definition and the Reclaimed Definition differ on why it's bad to fetishize Japan. Again, unlike Fujoshi, in this case, the people using the word wrong are the people using "weeaboo" to mean anime fans generally. The English term for an anime fan, both a Normal One and a Jerk One, is "anime fan."
"Fag Hag" does not mean the same thing as "Fujoshi."
Yes I do think those white people who do the "all according to Keikaku (Keikaku means plan)" thing in order to appear Cool and Smart and Authentically Japanese Despite Being White warrant, at the very least, a massive eye roll. A lot of them are racist. Some of them are just stupid. There's a lot of overlap between those two groups. But I'm not your supervisor.
Now everybody stop asking me to evaluate situations, I trust you all to figure them out, and if you fuck it up, you fuck it up.
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iwantjobs · 4 months ago
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https://dai.ly/x2cnrc
Je L'aime a Mourir
By Francis Cabrel (Quebec French)
The harm and hate that I went through as a hardcore heterosexual female with eggs and baby making factory in the last 16.1 years was tamed partly because of these old romantic heterosexual melodies of all races. You white white Americans are losing your melodies. Perhaps you white white Protestant Americans are too busy eating to make you become fat as the females and act like them female and fighting with the females during overdose feminism that you lost track that life is about sperms and eggs. Fat sperms can only swim so far to get to the hardcore heterosexual egg being trapped, crippled, and nailed by the gay sperms and his faghag eggs. They can alter anything they want, but they can never change the existence of the sperms and eggs for life in humans. Trang's thinking at 51.24 years old.
7/21/2024
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zmediaoutlet · 2 years ago
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C, D, W for the ask meme!
eyy reciprocation -- did D already (twice sorta) but for CW (eep!) -- the hateful asks:
C. A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
er, Sam/Jess. Not because of wincest or whatever, but because... Jess isn't a person. And that's fine! I love fridged girlfriends -- that sounds snide but I actually really do, I genuinely enjoy fridged beloved characters that motivate action from the real characters, and I completely don't give a shit about them as 'people' because they're not people. So if someone's trying to genuinely get me to care about Jessica Moore I'm like... nice OC you have there but, eh. That chick wasn't ever on-screen. For a while I thought about writing a five times in the vein of 'Five People Jessica Moore Could Have Been', just to make a point, but I couldn't even muster up the interest for that. It's all right for her to just be pretty and vaguely supportive and dead. (Tbh, I don't even really buy that Sam love-loved her, but that's for another ask, lol.)
W. A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.
I had to go and make lunch to think about this and I'm struggling to come up with any answer beyond like... interfering/rude/super argumentative/cruel Character A who is allegedly on the side of Character B, but tbh I can see zero reason why Character B would keep them around. This is the case with a lot of faghag best friends in fic -- you know, she's friends with Boy A who's pining for Boy B, and she puts them in a cruelly embarrassing scenario where feelings become obvious. May she die screaming for that shit. But it's also the case with couples who dislike each other but it's a slap slap kiss scenario -- bleh -- or siblings who allegedly like each other but their teasing crosses the line into being fucking dickheads. A weird amount of SPN-fic falls in into that last trap, which I... just don't get. Sam and Dean get along super well. Like. They actually like and love each other. The fics where they're transformed into sappy boyfriends who don't act like brothers bug me, for sure, but they don't make me rage like 'they're only held together by accident of destiny and would cheerfully run 1000 miles away from each other if they had the chance'. Bro, just.... watch the show. That ain't it. Stop making them worse.
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the-bjd-community-confess · 3 years ago
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It's really funny to see people use "fujoshi" on here when it comes to MlM content, because every gay guy I've met IRL just calls them faghags, the ones who speak English anyway. Most of them don't even know what fujoshi's are, even when they know yaoi. One who knew was just like "Oh it's those kids who read the gay japanese books." Another one just looked a bit disapproving and was kinda like "Fujoshi isn't that about women not being good and nasty in Japan for liking sex things?" Though he knew because he had a Japanese BF at some point.
I guess it's just funny to see how most people using fujoshi in a negative sense are women or afab people, while the real life gay/bi guys (I've met) uses faghag or other more relevant gay/bi male slang. Which is honestly a bit funnier, and more... accurate? And since I looked up the meaning of Fujoshi, it IS actually kinda about women being not pure enough for Japanese men for liking sex stuffs. "Damn how dare women sexualize men? We men are offended by that, so we're going to shame them for it!" Fujoshi is plain ol'misogyny, that got claimed by the women as a fuck you. The gay stuff is just a random catalyst to the shaming of women's sexuality. I guess women are just more uncomfortable using faghag or don't know about similar terms, but are fine using foreign words without knowing the full context.
Idk, just something I think about when people throw around rants about them evil fujoshi's or whatever, since it always seemed so foreign to use. Pun intended. When we already got words to describe women who play limpet to gay/bi men. Or how some people say these women probably don't care abour IRL gay men with no proof. I would actually like to know if people have proof that these women don't care about IRL MlM, because I'm always confused by how much people interpret into someone's life, when all they got is some doll profiles, with nothing about their IRL.
~Anonymous
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hyenaswine · 1 year ago
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i'd rather attend as a volunteer anyway cuz if not i'll just be wandering around feeling like a pervert which i know is very silly as it is literally a pervert symposium but listen i get VERY self-conscious about being perceived as a cishet fujoshi or faghag or weird straight woman with a fetish. plus i don't want to bother gay men in their space. this is internalized misogyny & transphobia i'm expressing here but yknow is it unfounded? possibly not
im so happe
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ketamie · 4 years ago
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wait im going to talk about furries again
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leo was such a massive slay and he really was just the manifestation of the writer's (howly) homophobia which i'm 10000% behind in this case. well im projecting but whatever. he's my favorite character in echo and simultaneously my least favorite i just think the way his route was executed was pure genius. an insane ex boyfriend who gaslights gatekeeps and girlbosses you throughout the route in order to sate his fixation is so novel for the kind of game this is and it's done so well. the fact he's so polarizing within the community and often genuinely beloved is just a testament on how literally deranged damaged and emotionally unfulfilled extremely online furries are. i hate every single one of them and i wish them all the worst. my faghag is the exception though because she's a woman. the main takeaway i got was that nostalgia is fake and sometimes it really is just better to let people out of your life for good. their relationship sucked for both of them and the only reason they got together was they were both gays in a shitty dying rural town and there's nothing else. leo and chase never understood each other enough to resolve their conflicts and chase ghosted him and left for california or wherever for a reason. the message is clear as day and howly could not have been any less subtle about the disaster they are and the fact that so many furries were upset he doesn't get an ending where you two end up being back together drives me up the wall insane. whatever. do better. i will say there are some nice moments between the two but personally i can't take riding on the high of nostalgia seriously. i was creeped out the whole time. amazing character. would blow all my cash to never see him again
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wuHFSFE#TZ84zt68549odpsgfčlxkcvjndxvbduehgvbsbhdfns . wait i cantgdbhdgfvbdsbdsd. juuichi was NOT a serve i don't think but he was my sweetheart when i was like 16 and played this game for the first time. i think he's really like emblematic of the aloof cold distant yet protective archetype that i both stan and hate at the same time and like he's hot i mean we can all agree on this. i don't think he's like sociopathic or anything i just genuinely got the impression that hes not that into you that much but that's part of the charm right. when playing through his route for the 4th time i realized a lot of it mirrors when i redacted redacted for redacted. which is to say he just seemed like a straight guy who was kind of friends with you. well when you synthesize this with the context that the main character hasn't seen or talked to him for half a decade it really doesn't take a lot of calculating to get to that conclusion i think it's simple and it should have stayed like that. NO chemistry NO vibe i think if you haven't played his route in a while go back and just see how dry their relationship is. at the very end where he's like wait i guess i kind of like you it just seems fake and annoying 🙄 like if this was real it wouldn't be there you know. genuinely his biggest girlboss moment was where he was homophobic to you i think that was so genius it was kind of out of the blue but you also so expected. like we NEED more homophobia in these games. but his type is so popular i think in part because it's just so unrealistic i mean a lot of us have been in unrequited love situations/anti-fantasies before so to see it undone like that can be kind of cathartic i'll say that. and again he's hot i can't stress this enough if he wasn't hot nobody would care. i will say the route gets more interesting the more you read into it i think morenatsu is an incredible game to project your delusions onto. i understand that their relationship is framed through japanese culture so i'll concede there's some things i just don't understand but i think anyone who plays the game would agree that their dynamic is just not it. i mean anyone with taste that is. he takes all the agency not even wittingly or in a way that would suggest malice and the mc just hands everything over to him also unwittingly it's just so sterile and boring. it almost reads like this weird dom/sub thing but that would at least be exciting. and yet he's one of my favorites just because he was my first real like . nfhdsfgsdhfdf moment. again when i was 16. but i also kind of hate him now but yeah. he's definitely overrated though.
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FANNIBALS I HAVE A HEADCANON AND META ANALYSIS TO CONTRIBUTE!!! :)
So I have this headcanon and also kinda noticed this Will/Mishca parallel:
(Its been a while since I've seen the episodes discussed below so if I got some minor details wrong please gently lmk thx! ♡ Also idk how to do a ‘cut/line’ so apologies for the very long post!!)
When Hannibal was young and in the cabin with his sister and their kidnappers, I have this headcanon that TVshow!Hannibal's sister's body was never dismembered and lost. Instead, she goes missing one night and he wakes up to find her gone. When he searches for her he finds the men around a fire eating meat and then sees his sisters body flung into a corner covered in blood. It doesn't take him long to connect the dots and as soon as he does he ~internally~ rages. However he keeps calm enough to figure out a way to escape whatever bonds he is in and then he immediately goes to his sister. He has a time constraint because the men will notice him in a second so in his precious seconds he re-positioned his sister so she is in a more respectful position (on her back, hands on chest or by her sides and eyes closed) and uses his shirt to cover her body (shes young and small and he's big right now so it works) but keeps her head uncovered because he knows what he is going to do and wants her to bare witness since it is their mutual revenge and his last gift to her. He then let's anger overtake him and proceeds to kill and consume the men that ate her. Once he is done he returns his attention to Mishca, letting his emotions return to him and flow freely. He picks her up bridal style because she is his sister, he loves her, and he will cradle her like the innocent child she is/was and she's light enough he can; her wound is also in her stomach and holding her any other way would cause more damage to her body and that's the last thing Hannibal wants (Hanni is Hanni and loves his symbolism as much as his logic and if he can have a balance between both its ideal, in this case he could). He then carries her - trudging through deep snow - to where he determines is where he will bury her. He then does so, says his final goodbyes, makes a last promise, and leaves. Eventually he is found alone and then later placed with his uncle, etc. etc. etc.
His story then continues on as normal; He shuts off most emotions, doesn't attach himself to people, and eats the rude when possible. He does so until suddenly Will Graham enters his life. All of a sudden there's potential. The potential to be /understood/, to /feel/, to /care/, to ~love~ again. And not only is Will there but so is Abigail, two people who remind him of Mishca in numerous ways (though Will more so than Abigail but NOT in an incestuous way). Abigail because she needed his help and his care, a daughter like ward similar to Mishca's position. Will because of his ability to understand, to see and learn about Hannibal in a way that drew from Hanni strong waves of emotions, aka hope and love (dif types of love but both drew out love). Of course life isn't perfect and he has to lose Mishca all over again through Abigail's death and Will's betrayal. But OH! The sweet joys of love, Will returns (he is the one most similar to Mishca so he's the important one b/c it's like she didn't die the 2nd time) and now Hannibal has more time to seduce/convert Will to his way of life. But, like always, the world has different ideas and after some more wins and loses with Will, Hanni finds himself at Muskrat farm. Kidnapped by men. Men who have the one person he loves most in the world. Men who want to harm the person he loves most in the world. Suddenly it's the cabin and Mishca all over again - this parallel doesn't go over his head. Once he is freed by Alana he goes to Will (he would have escaped anyway and saved Will, she just sped the process up). He finds will in a similar situation to Mishca. Men trying to take something from the body of the person he loves at the expense of their life. (Mishca was her organs and Will is his face, not life threatening but they intended to kill him after). Hannibal reacts the same way. Removes the immediate danger from around Will by knocking out the men/man in the room. In the few moments he now has before the man wakes up he checks on Will, makes sure he is okay. Once Hannibal is certain Will is alright he places him in a state that suites Hannibal's desires. Keeps the drugs in Will at a level that won't harm him, keeps him loopy enough to not stop Hannibal or try to get away, but also keeps him awake enough to witness what's going on. Hannibal's actions are his gift to the offended and mutual revenge. He then does to the men/man what was intended for Will (justice is justice, he did the same with Mishcas killers). Only once he is done does he return his attention to Will. Keeping to his symbolism and logic he picks will up bridal style. (Symbolic of the parallels to Mishca and logical because Will now has a head wound and carrying him over the shoulder would cause blood to rush to his head which would not be good). With will in his arms and his task complete Hannibal trudges through snow yet again to lay his love to rest (Mishca to her grave and Will to his bed). However, this time as he walks he realizes that this time around he saved Will, and in a way Mishca. He was given a second chance and he saved them. This makes him realize that he doesn't want to lose again what is precious to him and decides then and there to change tactics. When he gets Will home he washes him, dresses him, and makes him as comfortable as possible. Then he watches over him. When Will wakes up, Hannibal enacts his new plan: let Will come to him, choose him, on his own time. But for this to work Will needs to know where Hanni is at all times. This could get complicated so what's the easiest way - get arrested. So that's what he does. Hanni let's himself get arrested so Will always knows where he will be so he knows where to find Hannibal when he inevitably decides to choose and accept Hannibal into his life. Some small nudges later that's exactly what Will does.
Tl;dr - Will is semi-symbolic of Mishca and Hannibal's realization of this incites him to get arrested so Will can choose him on his own time and agency instead of being forced into something because Hannibal doesn't want to lose the one person he loves the most in the whole world ever again.
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anurean99 · 3 years ago
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On 3/25/22, 6:36 AM John Lambert <[email protected]> wrote:
Carbon, If I catch any more lip or hippy faggot bullshit from these hookers behind the desk... Im going to take off on foot... Then let Stang sue the city and state of Washington over my case. This would result in people being prepped by autopsiests for cannibal consumption at the plastics factories. Im supposed to be looking at tix to Abeline here soon. However... We have a bunch of potheads facilitating my case... Which is always a bad idea. The reason being is we are deathly alergict to that plant and many other plants from that ecosystem. It causes a violent psychosis among my people. Cinnamon, we can tollerate however. Which, I personally dont like cinnamon either. Pot is truly me just hanging out being social and pushing an agenda. These days that agenda is called C.M.A. (Cocaine/Meth Annonymous) its a 12 Step Program for crack whores. Most of those crack whores are college educated bags of bacteria who should have gone to law school and should have pressed charges against their college pimps who taught them to give head to a ripe bannanna. Do you want to hang out? I can sit down and introduce you to a system in Kansas that pays students to sit and learn. Its also where you can get a degree, sort of like a GED by simply taking an I.Q. test. This is where someone 40 can take a test and be designated as a licensed doctor simply for having sat and listened to their parents and grandparents complain and gripe and bitch and vent about their profession as a nurse. The US Military being in Portland... Sort of means I can situate myself down and chit chat and bounce out of town. Im the kidnapped heir of an estate Clark County is trying to put their fingers in too heavily. So, weve decided to kill since their vote is to continue mining. Right now the entire dipshit felony faggot parade is in Oregon and the faghags are trying to target annonymous chatters and random people by screen name. So when a profile is deleted, block the first few chat screens that pop up trying to be perfect or loved or who have too much in common with you. -- J.C. Lambert https://tude.ml/
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