#about Vertoria

[cursedxmuses]

Cannon fun fact 10

Vertoria will do almost anything for lemon pastries. She both loves and hates that they are her biggest weakness.

[cursedxmuses]

//Okay yeah, this is stupidly true.

And yet, it's how you know she definitely likes you lmao//

🗣️ Vertoria

Vertoria: You always kiss me when we’re drunk! Adam: Well ye don’t sit still long enough to when we’re sober!

[sanguinesinners]

(text): i’m wearing nothing but my underwear right now. what about you?;)

(wrong number from human Vertoria to one of your muses?)

{Text; returned to sender}

Um, think you have the wrong number? But now you’ve asked, I’m wearin nothing, completely ass naked. You wanna see? 😉

I’ll show you, if you show me yours...

- Axel

[lesscaringintheafterglow]

You're about as scary as a feral kitten

“Those can be scary...” He pouted, crossing his arms wait....kitten? “Vertoria?” He asked, raising an eyebrow.

[bxrningambitions]

"You smell like my sibling. Have you seen a person who looks like me but with lighter hair. Usually found beating someone up or ripping their throat out?" Vertoria asked. Dee had been missing for a while, and so far this girl.... Dragon? Whatever. The female with the weird scent was her only lead right now. "Goes by Dee? Or Deception depending on your relationship with them."

@xmusexvarietyx Eve blushed deeply at the question. “Dee? Yeah, he’s been at my place a lot lately. Told me you might be looking for him, said something about a quick contract and he would be back tonight, you’re welcome to wait.” She replied sighing. Family, great there would be questions. 

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Night walker Vertoria x Adonis

He didn't do it often, but going off an adventure in the woods was something he enjoyed doing. He loved the rustle in the trees and the way the moon shined through the branches. It was a place where he had no worries, and was able to, quite literally, spread his wings to relax. Something about the breeze through the feathers was calming to him, and it was a place he was able to be away from people or gods and goddesses.

He sat beside the lake he always visited, wings spread and knees up to his chest. Simply listening to the sound of rustling water and chirping crickets. He always came alone, and not many people knew where he went on nights like these. He closed his eyes and took in the feeling around him.

@welcome-to-the-puppet-show

[code-of-creation]

"Soooo Sky... I talked to Aldrik about seeking outside help for that problem we discussed." Vertoria blushed, playing with her skirt. So maybe she was a bit more nervous about this than she thought she would! "And I need your help finding a friend with benefits. You know the dating scene around here better than I do."

Sky was surprised to say the least, staring in complete shock before she realized what was happening! Smiling in a comforting manner, Sky took Vs hand and whisked her outside the house for privacy.

“Okay, the closest guy I know of who is ALWAYS ready and willing is a bit of an asshole, but he’s within walking distance, and he is very careful with after care. He’s pretty vanilla in terms of experience, but I haven’t introduced him to anything yet and he doesn’t like to interact with straight up Hylians so he doesn’t have many partners to learn from. He should be a good start for you, and he makes amazing after sex pancakes. He’s very casual, promise!”

Sky grinned in the moonlight, ears flicking out of her loose messy hair.

“Do you want to meet him tonight? He sleeps during the day, he’s a shadow Link from a different universe and never developed a tolerance to light.”

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"Jay? Are you alright?" Vertoria asked, holding a gift basket for the half angel. She was just glad she was let in to see him after what Dee did.

He.. was still healing, since he had healed it was Tyler to ask if he wanted to be free from his sins.. not to mention how each of them were given a new body, still demons of course.But it.. was just quiet, he wasn’t used to Manuel rambling about how he wanted to take control on the day of the dead, or to travel back to his home town so he could visit his Grandmother’s grave.Or Lawrence talking about a cute guy that he saw while jay was at the library. Or Roman making Jay wear something he didn’t enjoy. “Huh?.. Oh—I’m fine!” The demon smiled.

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Vertoria hummed softly as she sat in her study. Now that there was a truce, there wasn't much for her to do and she was growing bored. But something was bothering her. Why would Ren's family sell their son? It was time to do some investigating and figure out what exactly was going on with that family that made Ren not want to return.

((👸 I tried to resist starting another one, but i love the concept too much CX)) Ren winces as the guard holding onto his arm tightens his grip as they approach the throne room. His heart hammering in his chest as being in the presence of the high King of Hell, and he ducks his head, ears flat as he is forced to approach. The guard releases his arm, the chains binding his wrists rattle as he trembles. "E-evening s-sire..." Ren stammers, keeping his head down, not seeing the princess enter.

//oooooh! She does have a verse where she rules over some of Hell. However… have you seen the threads with Dee?//Vertoria hated visiting the main castle. It was too… dark! Granted she wasn’t much for color herself but come on! Black and red was overly used and at this point cliche. But she had a census and yearly reports to turn in (as well as snitch on her brother for trying to start a war) so she was here for that. She was definitely both surprised and bothered that her audience with her father had been preoccupied with one of the servants.

“For the love of all things unholy! What is the meaning of this?”

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Cannon fun fact #2

Though Vertoria loves cats, she often can not decide between cats and bunnies. However, she to predatory instincts she can not actually own a cat....

Doesn't stop her from having stuffed bunnies in her closet or on her underwear shhhhhh

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Okay, maybe Vertoria was right. Setting a cage trap right inside the windows was a bad idea. But Dee had to admit, there was something oddly pleasing about seeing Jackson in there. "Wakey wakey crazy boy." They cooed, kneeling down just out if reach of the bars. "Thought it would be smart to sneak in through the windows huh? Nice try."

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Vertoria returned home quickly. It wasn't hard when she could use just about any door with a lock to open a portal home. But the first thing she did was go to the kitchen and bake. She wasn't very good at it, but she found it relaxing anyway. At least she could follow the recipe!

Honestly, she already felt guilty for going behind his back in the first place. But now? She was litteraly losing both appetite and sleep over it. Didn't stop her from talking to Caitlin, reassuring her that her papa was okay, and learning more about Cornel as a father. A part of her wondered if she should turn him in still, or keep him a secret until someone else caught onto the scent. Probably the later, if she turned him in Cornel might think she did it out of spite or something.

"You're the lost grandson of Satan and that honestly scares me." (Vertoria)

Cornelius stopped chopping the vegetables he had planned on putting into the soup, just openly staring at her. “Is this some kind of joke, Tori?” he asked knife stilled just inches above the cutting board as he leaned back in reproach. “How could I be the grandson of Satan...”

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[code-of-creation]

If you are still accepting the orders thing I have a few. 1. Aldrik needs to kiss Vertoria (cause their awkward marriage was adorable and you muns need to get back on that shit) 2. Sky should tell everyone her deepest sexual fantasy and 3. Kit has to be an adult for a full month!

Aldrik: Aldrik was worried about how Vertoria would react since her memory had been wiped by her other side. He awkwardly took her hand and pulled her close only to give her the clumsiest kiss on the lips.

Kit: Kit looked at his hands, now with long elegant fingers instead of cute somewhat pudgy ones. He sighed slightly and looked at the anon. “Why must you do this to me? I don’t like being an adult”

Sky: She blushed deeply and looked down, not able to make eye contact while she spoke. “I-I’ve always wanted to be forced too go through anal training, to prepare myself for a huge toy to be shoved up my ass and left there while I squirm”

[cursedxmuses]

14: What do you do to relax? Vertoria?

"Hmm, well there's quite a few things actually." The Half-breed smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of her neck. With a job like hers there was usually plenty of down time so there were quite a few things she liked to indulge in.

"I like to garden, I grow a lot of my own herbs for potions that are normally hard to find. There's also my videogames. I like the farming simulators the most, they're very relaxing. I sew blankets and stuff along with knitting. And I guess knife throwing? But I don't think most people consider that one particularly relaxing."

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[the-taboo-king]

@a-show-of-muses liked [+] for a starter.

   Gundham paces a little outside of Vertoria’s dorm room. She did say he could visit whenever he wanted to but he is still somewhat nervous. What if those creatures are there? Will he be able to stop himself from insulting them and possibly angering her? Or perhaps this isn’t a good time and she’ll not want to talk to him?

   He groans, rubbing at his eyes. Damn it! Why did he get so nervous all of a sudden? This is regarding a subject they both study. It is just a peer asking for information from a peer. Nothing to be nervous about. He takes a deep breath and steps closer to the door.

   There is a long pause before he finally knocks. It’ll be fine. He won’t have to stay long ... hopefully.

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Me? Work with Them?? (Closed)

@themancalledscarecrow

Normally Vertoria didn't mind collaboration at her night job, it very rarely was her doing the partnership anyway. However, being paired up with a man with the alias of "Scarecrow" was leaving her more and more irritated. She knew how to kidnap a target, she knew how to make it look like he had simply left for a late night drive, by this... IDIOT was being reckless.

"Are you short on braincells?? He almost saw us dummy!" And now "Devil", her alias for the night, was about to take out the wrong target.