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is anyone going to say anything about the farmer running around with a trash can on their head???

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the shade is unreal.

So, do you have any dirt on Abigail?

Oh honey, I've got dirt on everyone in this town. Abigail can't cook to save her life. She says it's her way of rebelling against the traditional gender roles, but she just burns everything she touches.

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Abby pookie ilysm ☺️

you love me?

i finally feel wanted around here… thanks.

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Let's eat rocks together, then girl boss, then kiss, then make out (platonically... maybe)

that’s exactly my kind of night.

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clint gives me the creeps.

he paced back and forth behind the saloon a bunch of times, probably waiting for emily to clock into work… and when she finally came by he acted like he was just passing by! ugh… what the hell.

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i can’t believe i lost two years in a row… this is humiliating. i know they’re just eggs, but i’m always so excited for this festival.

the egg hunt is rigged. poor jas doesn’t stand a chance when abigail is hustling down town square. all for some damn colored eggs.

well… it looks like she lost against the farmer again. i wasn’t praying on her downfall or anything, but i have to admit it’s a little funny watching her get humbled.

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Top five tastiest crystals ranked?

top 5 tasty crystals? okay number one has to be amethyst. of course... it's got just the right amount of sweetness and a hint of saltiness. second is selenite. it's got a refreshing, clean flavor. not too sweet, not too salty. then, calcite... mmm... it also has a slight sour flavor, which i like.

then citrine has a bright citrusy flavor. plus it's a bright, cheerful crystal. last but not least, rose quartz. it has a subtle sweetness with just the slightest hint of earthiness.

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abbyyy!! i know that Sebastian is usually your partner for the flower dance but I wanna dance with you!

em! you would be a MUCH better dance partner than sebastian.

don’t tell him i said this, but he steps on my shoes too much… besides, dancing with you this year’s gonna be fun.

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one of my favorite festivals is today. spirit’s eve!

i’m gonna try not to get stuck in the haunted maze like i did last year.

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sam… people aren’t going to know what the fuck you’re on about. what does this even mean???

does anyone know the name of that one song that goes… dun. dun. dun-du-duh-dun-dun dun. dun,dun-du-du-dun dun, dun duh-DUN du-dun, du-dun dunnnnnnn

let me know if you find it! thanks everyone.

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would you want a kiss ? ^_^ mwah !

i don’t think i’ve been offered a kiss before… i’m honestly just speechless.

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how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions??

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Abby!!! Hello!! Ilysm!!

Here's our daughter. She hates everyone. Even me. 💋

she reminds me a lot of myself. i guess she takes after me in that way.

... cute.

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how do u eat gemstones without breaking your teeth

get good.

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Hi, i'm from an alteenate universe where you me and haley are all married, how do you feel aboit this?

wait, haley? sorry, i guess it's just a little hard to process that information. maybe it worked out in that universe... somehow.

good for us!

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I’m in love with you

don't joke with me like that...