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Safe and Sound | Agatha Harkness x Rio Vidal & Nicholas Scratch

Summary: Agatha, Rio and Nicholas' life during the 1700s.

Word Count: 1103

Warnings: Spiders? Storms

"Rio, why is Victoria on the counter?" Agatha sighed, turning to face her wife in the living room. "I told you, you need to be watching her if you let her out." Agatha picked up the tarantula and carefully placed her in the enclosure.

"I know, I know my love." Rio sighed, getting up to grab feed for the spider, putting some in next to her who devoured it in a few seconds, making Rio exclaim, "Good girl Vic!"

Agatha chuckled, "Shh, you're going to wake Nicky up, it's still early."

Rio smiled in response, before sitting back down and looking out the window of their cottage, watching the hammering rain hit the glass. "It's really coming down out there..." She muttered, just as she saw a strike of lightning in the distance, making her grin. "You know what that means!"

As she finished her sentence, a soft thundering sound was heard. She gave Agatha an excited grin, who in response just shook her head with a smile. "I do like thunderstorms..." She added, taking out a wooden bowl and some flour.

The lighting kept coming in as Rio watched in fascination, stroking Señor Scratchy's head as he buried himself in his bed. The chickens they raised had huddled up together in the coop that they had built together with their son.

Nicky's goat, Miracle, lived in the coop as well. Nicholas had once saved the goat from being slaughtered by stealing him from a nearby barn. He was the only goat left, and would have been killed if he didn't take him when he had the chance. He begged his moms to let Miracle live with them, and even though they pretended to be angry, their son's love for animals was too pure and they where both secretly proud of him for saving a soul of the innocent.

"Mommy? Momma?" Nicky's voice was heard from the hallway. "Is that thunder?"

Agatha and Rio looked towards his direction, and both smiled as he wandered into the living room.

"Sure is, honey. You love storms, just like your momma, huh?" Rio asked, and the boy nodded, sitting next to her on the couch, looking outside.

"Are Miracle and the chickens safe?" He asked, and Rio pointed over to the chicken coop, where Miracle was inside his wooden house and the chickens were spread out into the nesting beds, sheltering themselves from the bad weather.

Nicky smiled, "They're so smart, knowing when to hide when a storm is coming!"

"Ah, that's because animals can sense natural phenomenons, like storms and earthquakes." Agatha informed, kneading the dough she made carefully. "They're much smarter than humans."

Nicky nodded, "I know, they're so clever!" He said happily. He stood up, grabbed a sheet of paper, and started rummaging through his crayon box.

"Feeling inspired, are we?" Rio chuckled, and he smiled back at her.

The boy started choosing out the perfect colors for his masterpiece. He began drawing the outline of the cottage, even attempting to make it look realistic by making it three dimensional.

Rio watched him with a smile, before standing up and walking behind Agatha, wrapping her arms around her. "Need any help?"

"You could put this bread in the oven for me." Agatha replied, and Rio took the bread from her and placed it in their stone oven. Agatha used her magic to produce some fire underneath to bake it. She hummed thoughtfully, and turned back to Rio. "Let's go back to Nicky while this bakes, yeah?"

The two sat down on the couch, looking at Nicky on the floor. "What are you working on, hon?" Agatha asked, and Nicky turned away.

"You can't see yet! I need to finish it first." He insisted, causing a laugh from the women.

"You should know better than to ask to see an artists work before it's complete, Agatha." Rio joked.

"Forgive me." Agatha rolled her eyes with a smile, looking out the window and noticing how the storm seemed to worsen.

The wind was picking up and the rain was getting heavier. Agatha bit her lip, and with the flick of her hand, four wooden walls and a roof appeared over the chicken coop, completely enclosing it.

"They'll be safe as kittens now." She smiled reassuringly at her son, who thanked her.

After a few minutes, Agatha stood up and headed back to the kitchen. She put the fire out and with her oven gloves, removed the freshly baked bread. She closed her eyes as she took in the smell, and set it down on the table, cutting a few slices for her family.

"Anyone hungry?" She asked, placing a bowl of bread slices on the living room table, taking a piece and giving it to her rabbit. Rio and Nicky quickly got up to take a piece, humming at the delightful smell.

"You make the best bread, mommy!" Nicky exclaimed, and Agatha put her hand to her heart.

"Aw, I know. Thank you." She chuckled, making Rio playfully slap her shoulder.

Nicky took a bite, and handed his mothers his drawing. The pair took it, and smiled.

He had drawn their cottage surrounded by azaleas and dandelions, with the three of them standing outside holding hands. He had drawn Miracle, and each individual chicken in the background, as well as Señor Scratchy being held by Agatha and Victoria the tarantula on Rio's shoulder.

They both smiled, very widely, and Agatha magically floated the paper up to the wall, using a spell to make it stick.

Rio looked over to him, "You know, an artist always signs his work. Why not add your signature?" She suggested, and he quickly agreed, standing up and leaning against the wall, writing on the corner of the page using a black crayon, "Nicky".

Agatha nodded, crossing her arms as she admired his creation for a few moments.

"Perfect." She smiled, taking a piece of the bread and biting into it. "Oh, I really do make the best bread."

Rio and Nicholas laughed, nodding in agreement.

He sat down on the couch between them, watching the rain again. Lightning crashed through the dark sky, and thunder roaring shortly after. Agatha took out a large blanket that she had knitted, and draped it over the three of them, to protect them against the temperature drop.

She looked towards Nicky, noticing his eyes closing. "Are you feeling tired?" She whispered, and he nodded.

Agatha and Rio wrapped an arm around him, smiling at each other as he began to fall asleep on Agatha's shoulder. Scratchy got up from his bed and sat in Rio's lap, making her smirk at his instincts.

Nicky fell into a peaceful slumber, and Agatha and Rio sat in silence, watching and listening to the storm outside, that they were safe and sound from.

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mama-germany · 4 years ago

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Submission: {IIRC, submission format is bad. This is feminists-against-feminism, hopefully unedited by Mama Germany :^), and ill end my submission with “/submission”, and the rest, if anything, is mama-germany. Also, hopefully the paragraph breaks take, and if they dont…. welp…}

Imma be real with u chief, I dunno what you want me to do with this. I’m a Jew. I don’t like communism. I don’t actually live in Germany. And I’m not reading all this. Idk.

Karl Marx’s “On: The Jewish Question” seems a prototype for conflict theory, but has ‘the real jew’ as the 'Haves’ the in place of the 'bourgeois/rich/capitalist’ 'oppressor class’. Conflict theory, icydk, is the collectivist egalitarian pseudoscientific theoretical paradigm taught in sociology, underpinning essentially the whole social justice perspective, and directly encompassing marxist theory, feminist theory, critical race theory, critical theory, gender schema theory (and likely influenced John Money’s gender theory, and builds on gender theory), queer theory, gender critical theory, postmodern theory, lysenkoism (mostly abandoned), standpoint theory, post colonial theory, animal liberationism, and of course, intersedtional theory which synthesizes them all together wherever they can be synthesized. Marx said the nature of jews is huckstery, he said the real lofe manifestationnof the god of israel is money itself, he said eliminating money would render the jew an equal and normal person. His whole theory, and every conflict theory since, relies on the presupposition the indovodual is irrelevant and what matters is only the aggregate disparities between groups. This turns his theoey ultimately against all boundaries of the individual, their private property and necessarily their innate natural self ownership, their right to self ddetermination. Marx viewed liberalism/individualism as egoism. His whole family was actually jewish, IIRC, he just didnt succeed like they did, he was jealous and a mooch, kind of a beta, likely an aspie if i am to go off the symptomology. He hated them, he was jealous, he wanted success and they had it and he didnt, and so he was basically spot-on like the character Cain from hebrew legend.

Martin Luther. He wrote “On The Jews and Their Lies”. He described jews as piglets suckling from their mother pig, israel, and blamed jews for pretty much everything he viewed as wrong in society. He was basically the predocessor to Hitler and Marx. And one might actually say Marx was an additional predocessor to Hitler. I sure would posot that as likely, even if by proxy of Hitler being influenced by left socialists. I mean, he literally modified the marxist “'class struggle” into his own version of “the struggle”, “MY Struggle/Mein Kampf”. Which brings us to out next german collectivist philosopher. If youre picking up the theme im putting down.

Third subject, Hitler. Self explanatory. Jew-hating anti-egalitarian ethno socialist. Obviously fits in with the last two subject entries. BTW,I have a larger point to all this random pattern listing. One more.

Slightly diverging from hatred of jews, and more toward the begining of postmodernist thought, Max Horkheimer who said freedom and justice are incompatible opposites, and argued everything are oppressive social constructs, every letter and word and phrase and interaction. He said there is no way to know what a just society is, but that we can complain and struggle against the things we dont like and dont find just. And so if you also consider he in the same sitting said freedom and justice are opposites, and this was while summarizing his academic ideas to an interviewer, we can deduce he was directly opposed to freedom, despite considering himself anti-authoritarian…. Anyways, he was bonkers, hope you dont live near Frankfurt, theyre bonkers around them parts, and i know someone who has told me firsthand just how horkheimer style bonkers that town is.

{Honorary mentions. The Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert. Although there was clearly nuance here, Prussia WAS part of the German Empire, but the german youth injunction/sinker was still set in him, to which collectivism was his driver/floatation. He was a nationalist and refused advisors compelling him into an anti-left policy. Honorary mention 2. Antifasciste Aktion, the communist vanguard formed by the german communist party, the KPD, formed to forght fire with fire, using brownshirt tactics against the brownshirts (to whom they lost).}

All four, all German. All of them. 5 if we include the Kaiser. The father of protestantism, the father of communism, the left reformer whos students sparked the “New Left” movement, and Hitler, HITLER. ALL GERMAN. Which is not an implicit racial claim im implying, but one about a sour philosophy. I refer to this as German Collectivism. It is the archetype if collectivism which germany seems particularly possessed by. These have ravaged the whole world, toppled entire nations and enslaved likely over two billion people considering just the PRC, USSR, and Nazi Germany esp with its labir camps. Luther could be viewed as the origin, certainly the origin of modern german collectivism (protestantism & lutherean conspiracy theory, left socialism, and nazism), but the purpose of germany has not changed through any of its past or present phases. It’s purpose seems to be unintentionally destroying itself in the process of intentionally trying to destroy the rest of Europe in attempt to conquer Europe and/or the world. Maybe it came from its clash with Rome, and it never left that modality of picking away at its neighbors. Perhaps its influence from the abrahamic faiths it long traded with, maybe that caused the sort of over-populate-and-make-conquest-youth-army kind of societal reproductive modality, by influence of the abrahamic faiths that did that in the middle east for millennia (with obvious great success, whereas Germany fails at the same niche). Maybe it’s because of their empire-orientation, their pre-lutherean state where they were catholic, and so the culture, thinkers and leaders became oriented toward empire. I dont know. But i do know Hitler, the Kaiser, and Marx were all three alienated children who were very disturbed, and assume Horkheimer and Martin Luther were of similar origins, it seems the common theme among these german influences. Disturbed children make for great communists, and germany has long been riddled with communists. Communists & new left communists like intersectionalists have been frequently compared to a religion, and germany was previously, according to Neitzsche who overtly shared my distain for German philosophy (to my surprise, i love him even more now), he said it seemed to him 4/5 people in germany were part of protestant clergy. The whole state seems in an unending modality if one total hegemonic culthood after another.

The purpose for german collectivism being so consistently against jews, i assume. It is that jews are very successful on average by comparison to every other category in the west. So theyre integral to the structure of society, particularly around power. So to do the sort of semetic strategy, the strategy of Mohammad and Moses, the strategy of just toppling societies and inheriting the remains, in the west, one must (perhaps in a sidenote of historical irony) go through the jews. If they want to make their collectivist totalitarian ideology dominate, they have to go full cain, and stab their brothers - the jews. And just as stabbing Abel didnt wirk well for Cain, obviously taking out the most success oriented demographic (OF WHICH THERE ARE TWO) in your country is not going to work well for Germany. The other the German Collectivist opposes is the individualist - the English liberal, the stoic, the empiricist, the existentialist, the naturalist, the skeptic, these sorts. These sorts of ideas bring success, and so the authoritarian german collectivist requires their demise as well. The Kaiser hated types like us, the Fuhror hated types like us, marx hated types like us, Horkheimer, and Luther to a clear extent.

i should mention, im not a supernaturalist, the supernatural is all metaphor taken as superstition, im woth Neitszche. Theres certainly no supernatural, and race is a politically meaningless concept to me. But what is contained within the borders of germany…. There seems to be an eccentric kook persona, as a sort of cultural clone prevalent in germany, parallel to the American redneck or hillbilly. Theyre not all terrible people, but theyre often super fucked up like longislanders are in NY, or hillbillies from appalachia, or rednecks from alabama. Or just extremely eccentric like a german lady i knew IRL or Joerge Sprave, or oh my god, Max Horkheimer the kook. And it doesnt miss the city, theyre like that, but converted to progressive ideology. Crazy brutes from yesteryear, mostly tamed, or stubby and eccentric out the wazoo, or tall frail and vegan and metro af. And it’s not limited to the old german. Einstein, (not shitting in einstein, not calling him collectivist, but) absolute weirdo jewish german, Horkheimer, absolute nut job, jewish german, Marx, jewish family, the only correlation is they lived in Germany, like Hitler, the SS, and the kaiser. Even the nations east of them who share similar culture, look at Freud, absolutely a german collectivist type, but from Austria, which today is apparently an ethno national socialist state in all but admission. Prussia influenced the Kaiser’s collectivism. Even people i know from america who have all german ancestry and only third gen american, theyre bonkers, like ICP & Twisted clown-rap omega bonkers, and believe in shit like vampires and wicca and werewolf “lychen”. Oh, and i forgot to mention in summarizing Hitler, his wackjob supernaturalist beliefs. What is that? Why is this so normal there for so long and nowhere else for so long? It seems to spread from there more than anywhere else.

It has to be cultural, and deep seeded. It can be changed, and it needs to be. A german lady mutual of mine sees it and is clearly very weighted by it; i was hindered by it drastically, and i live in America. The nihilism, the self hatred, the narcissism, the psychopathy, the selective empathy (ie, selective psychopathy), the tribalism, the scapegoating. You live in germany, you must see it. You dont seem to like sj or right socialism. You seem closer to an individualist. A westerner despite Germany.

Would you consider it a real phenomenon? 'German Collectivism’? A label for describing the seeming german modality of collectivist government and the german philosophical origin of the majority of world’s largest, most wide spread, and deadly collectivist movements? Particularly today regarding the medium of marxian/intersectional conflict theory ideology? I can easily empirically trace intersectionalism and the french fake-gobbldigook-espousing 'intellectuals’ Peterson points at, back to the ideas of Marx (a german). What are your thoughts on it? What caused it? Why is it so historically persistent to this day? It’s still trying to domineer and control Europe via the proxy of the EU. And what the hell is wrong with so many (#notall) German children?! Or, likely, should i moreso be asking about ***the (#notall) parents***? But today, those parents were raised by nazis, or people raised by nazis. (#notall) but those nazis were raised by communists and imperialists, and those imperialists and communists were raised by communists and lutherean protestants, and those communists and lutherean protestants were raised by more protestants, and then catholics before them, and tribalist pagans before them. The hegemony is just unending waves of wacky who begat waves of wacky. Id like to see the origin of this crap fixed, see germany liberalized, just to show german collectivism undone SOMEWHERE it has been established for once, and in Germany itself no less. My first thought is just end the EU.

Is it real? What’s the cause? How do we undo it?

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